Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=15864898'>posted</a> on 09/01/2012:
Football is more of a special treat.
It's like when your wife of 20 years decides to give you anal. Its unique. Football is a lot the same way.
Basketball and baseball are played nightly, but football is played usually only a couple of nights a week. The thrill of each game is a euphoric high for a degenerate gambler. Each play represents a game of chess drawn up in the sand. We live and die with every snap of the ball.
These delicious little nuggets are just a few of the reasons football is the joy that it is.
Football is more of a special treat.
It's like when your wife of 20 years decides to give you anal. Its unique. Football is a lot the same way.
Basketball and baseball are played nightly, but football is played usually only a couple of nights a week. The thrill of each game is a euphoric high for a degenerate gambler. Each play represents a game of chess drawn up in the sand. We live and die with every snap of the ball.
These delicious little nuggets are just a few of the reasons football is the joy that it is.