I run this Fantasy football league with 16 teams. Its friggin huge to me.
The format includes IDP's,PPR's, specialteams individually, bonus yards. 3 keepers, trade draft picks for players. It's a hard core league.
So anyways, I write these posts that my teamowners can't get enough of. They say they read this shit like it's the replacement for the newspaper. In the morning they get all giddy about reading the shit I write, but it's not that impressive. I'm not a Hemingway, but they love this shit.
So, I came to the conclusion that to run a fantasy football league better is to write about everybody's team. Say some kind of shit about everybody's team as a commissioner. These guys just responded like big time grateful.
I got to ESPN and CBS fantasy forums and those faggy forums just say shit like who do I start this guy or this guy. So these guys that ask these questions are ******* tools. The guys answering on CBS Sports are very toolish as well. But these guys don't like to talk about how to run a fantasy league better.
So I talk some shit, and this is what I posted for my owners today. You might get an idea or two out of it, I don't know. Check it out:
1st I like to talk about the games and just spin:
Seriously- why does Jason Campbell and Alex Smith still work in the NFL. These guys were missing wide open running backs in the flat- that was so lame!!! Yet these guys are making more money than third world country’s gross national product.
I believe that more teams should go after what the Arizona Cardinals did by getting an undrafted college gunslinger and go from there. Max Hall was slinging it out for the Mormons and killing it in the Mountain West and went undrafted. I guess it took the Cardinals long enough to figure out these overpriced quarterbacks aren’t worth it. Right now, you get a quarterback for the league minimum, and go from there if your in the Bay area. Seriously, their’s a bunch of them out there. You don’t need to give these guys Peyton Manning/Tom Brady money because you don’t have those guys.
Their’s 4 PAC 10 guys that are gunslingers that are coming out. Arkansas and Auburn got a couple of guys. I’m not talking about these guys that run 5th grade offenses like Nebraska and Michigan either. Hawaii and Boise State got a couple of good looking QB’s as well.
I’m watching Wiscy and Ohio State plat on Saturday night- MAN! That was some beautiful football! Their’s nothing to do up in Badger country but **** fat chicks and eat cow food if you’re a football player in that program. So for years, Wisconsin runs in between the tackles and just plays smash mouth football. Beautiful if you ask me! That’s how we were taught to play the game when we were little kids(for those of us that played little league football). If you don’t know a whole lot about the sport of football, it could be a little tedious and boring. But, sometimes, this faggy flag football, throw the ball all over the yard gets to be a little “over the top.” What I mean by that is- how many times do see 3rd down and less than 2 yards to go and they throw it instead of run it?
With that said- Brandon Jacobs is huge and has speed. Hugest guy in the Nfl with that kind of speed(Michael Bush is a close 2nd in this regard). Spike TV did this documentary on how dangerous this guy is when he goes full speed into you. It’s just so damn violent.
Anyways I’m watching Brandon Jacobs pussy hurt on Sunday. Dude does not lower a shoulder. He did score two vulture touchdowns, but that was scooting through some holes that FIFA soccer players could have scored. Jacobs was a gutless pansy. Then, that A-hole still hasn’t figured out why doesn’t start.
Why is Michael Irvin giving out opinions on the NFL Network? That dude should just go and smoke dope and do local Dallas radio, or something like that.
ESPN and The NFL Network just keep talking about the Vikings and Cowboys. They talk and talk and talk and talk like these teams are going to the playoffs. Dallas is looking at the third overall pick, next year, why are they acting like the playoffs is possible?
Then I put it on the Jim Rome Show and he just rants about the Cowboys sucking! I remember when Jim Rome was funny. I don’t think I’ve laughed during a Rome Show in about 5 years.
Yeah!!!- Dallas is a top 5 pick for next year and the lamestream media still has them in the ‘loffs.
Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are such professionals. Brady is getting mad dogged by Ravens all day but he was resilient. I know a lot of people hate Tom Brady, but that’s pure player hating. He didn’t have crazy stats, but that dude just gets shit done. He wins, and he’s an old fashion quarterback. Even though he’s a pretty looking man and screwing a hot model, that guy will put the game face on and is looking for a brawl. He hates the hell out of his competition want s to destroy them. Personally, I would not want to get into a street fight with that guy.
Same thing with Peyton. Redskins should have played a lot better, but Peyton is such a god dam pro. If I was coaching little league football, I’d be telling kids to play like Peyton, or Tom. I know Peyton had that garbage game against Kansas City and Brady had a garbage looking 2nd half against the Jets, a few weeks back, but these guys play the game better than most.
I like Phillip Rivers and I know a lot of people don’t like the way he carries himself. The guy has a mouth on him, but I like the way he plays.
But, damn!! How did the Chargers give that game away to the Rams.
I’m really proud of myself for jumping on the Rams+9 on Monday morning. Personally, I still haven’t met a football bettor bet a game 6 days out from the side. But, I had a good feeling that the Rams at +9 were going to cover. But they won.
So I guess I’m not too surprised.
I’d say put the proverbial nails on their coffin, but the Chiefs choked away another game.
Remember, the Chiefs choked it away in the fourth quarter, not the Texans winning it. Chiefs had a 2 score lead in the 4th and choked it away. That’s two losses that KC might deeply regret. First to Indy, and now to Houston. But KC might win that division still.
Shaun Hill might be out for the year with a broken arm. That guy played good football. He was a serviceable backup quarterback. Thanks for playing Shaun, but it’s too bad that he’s gonna end the season this way. OH yeah guys, don’t get too crazy about Drew Stanton as the new quarterback. If you need a quarterback, learn how to trade for one.
Hard to believe that Frisco let that guy go in favor of Alex Smith.
Don’t sleep on the Dolphins. Not a bad little team that they got.
Once again the Packers should have gotten their running game fixed. Now, that’s costed them 3 games. 2 overtime games and losing to an overrated Chicago Bears.
Maybe the Bears are that bad. Because the Seahawks aren’t that good. Johnny Knox’s new nickname is the Jackass (a play on words with Johnny Knoxville in the movie Jackass). Fastest dude on the field and can’t get separation enough for Jay Cutler to squeeze in a throw. Jackass.
Finally, New Orleans showed up. But they still have work to do.
How did Atlanta’s defense get torched so badly by the waterboy. I don’t get that.
Colt McCoy survived. Played okay. That’s a victory in itself for Cleveland. The next victory for Cleveland is when they figure out to put Jake Delhomme as the third stringer.
But how unclassy was Pittsburgh for throwing the ball with less that 2 minutes left when they were already up by 11. The spread was between 13 and 15 for the game. Its shit like that, that makes me think these games are influenced by gamblers. Why are they throwing the damn ball when they should have gone to victory formation and kneel out the clock. That should have been a red flag to commissioner Goodel. But Goodel’s such a retard, he wouldn’t catch that kind of shit. Why isn’t the media on that? Oh yeah, they’re too busy blowing Brett Favre and talking about 40 year old naked penis pics.
The most impressive thing about the Cowboys/Vikings game was Miles Austin leap frogging Roy E. Williams. That leap was impressive. Austin has crazy ups. But, to give you an idea how awful that game was if you didn’t see it, washed up Roy E. hit pay dirt twice.
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I'm blocking this off because the next part is just me talking shit about the teams in my league. It might be tedious writing, but my guys love this shit. They can't get enough of these little opinions I got. Basically, I'm just gonna warn you that the ideas are what I want to share more than what I say. I'm sure that their are some of you that run a league and like ideas on how to improve on it. Personally, I'm a little pro-active about this crap.
So go ahead and read at your leisure:
On to the league:
Mojo does it again in a battle of heavyweights. Picture Guy takes a very first loss. Hey, I just thought of something, I gave Picture Guy that name, and that stuck. He’s had the same name for about 7, maybe 8 years. So I’m thinking, maybe I should start naming all the guys that don’t have team names. Food for thought as I digress. Mojo is rolling at 6-0 and he is unofficially in the playoffs. All Mojo has to do is pick where he wants to get seeded. Peyton Manning is the best quarterback in fantasy football. Get use to it, Mojo will have Peyton for at least another 2 or 3 years, he’s that good.
Picture Guy should make the ‘loffs, still. However, he’s gotta patch his team up. He is getting a little injury bug. Desean Jackson got violated by the Falcs, Gates goes out with an injury. This might be a little offensive, but I’m gonna say it: I blame PG’s loss on Miles Austin. Why in the hell is Miles Austin making the highlight reel by leap frogging Roy E. Miles should have the 2 touchdown, not washed-up, rookie hazing, non-tipping, overrated Roy E. Williams.
Trailer Park Tornadoes concedes for strategic purposes to Kingpin. TPT doesn’t get a QB to replace Carson Palmer on the bye week. Fitzgerald, his best WR, was on bye. Barring Mike Sims-Walker going for 4 touchdowns, Kingpin should cruise to a pedestrian victory.
I don’t know Kingpin feels about this, but I see a lot of extra running backs that Kingpin could trade. Ryan Torain was on the bench for 24 points, and I honestly don’t believe he’s going to get a start, barring injury.
Kingpin is having it fall into place nicely. Rothlisberger couldn’t come in at a better time than this. Stafford and Hill both have injuries, and Rothlisberger is fresh and classlessly running up the score on the lowly Browns. Like I said before, the Steelers did not need that touchdown. That Touchdown, probably put it out of reach for TPT to catch up on Monday night.
Stace and Eddie in a dog fight. Both teams want this win badly, to begin creating separation from 2nd to 3rd place. Nate Washington(Stace) vs. Rob Bironas(Eddie). It will provide entertainment.
Eddie does regret benching Roy E.(2 touchdowns) for Larry Murphy as Murphy gets a sparkly ice cube on his stat line.
All-Day Adrian Peterson was a little bottled up, but still got to the house for Stace. Greg Olsen went catchless.
Meredith Brooks gets his 1st victory over Woods. Traded a 2nd round draft pick for Jeremy Maclin and it shined with 36 points, thanks to a Desean Jackson knockout. Chris Ivory was a good free agent pickup for the Saints. The rest of the Bitch’s team contributed with 3 more in double digits. The waterboy was left on the bench with 39 points. Meredith is no longer the front runner for the Mark Ingram sweepstakes. What do you guys think of this prediction for next year in the NFL draft: Mark Ingram(running back for Alabama) will be selected #1 overall by the Buffalo Bills.
Woods is suffering from Shonn Green’s lack of effort. He looked so promising from last year. It’s kind of odd in that it seems like Ladainian Tomlinson just made Shonn Green worse. Green doesn’t fall forward like he use to, or break through the line. Green just seems to have no energy and that is cost Woods some fantasy wins.
It’s one of those weeks you can’t do much more if your Woods. Flacco, Steven Jackson, Wallace and Crabtree all hit pay dirt with double digit scores.
What’s gonna be longer, the days that the Chilean miners were trapped, or Charlie’s running backs scoring just 1 friggin point. Just 1 point Chuck. But why bother Charlie, you might win anyways. So Charlie’s running back stat line is starting to remind me of Meredith’s balls- you know, 2 little circles. Drew Brees kicked ass against the Buccs for 39, and Jerome Harrison gathered 1.5 sacks and 10 tackles and knocked out a pair of Browns for 6 points.
NMBucs got a crap performance out of Phillip Rivers and the rest of the team didn’t step up. NMB, has to get Marcedes Lewis to score big tonight to have a chance to win. Well, NMBucs has submitted some cash and I believe he is transaction eligible, this Sunday.
Asskickers, again, gets another victory going to 6-0(barring MJD getting 300 yards rushing on Monday night). Does it again with the pass attack. A set of 12’s, the tight end gets a touchdown, and Schaub gets 30 at the helm. It’s kind of funny to me. Asskickers might have this Persian flaw of winning so much that any running back that cvomes up on waivers is not gonna get to her because she’s gonna be ranked at the bottom of the waiver order, every week. Hopefully, that doesn’t hurt her in the playoffs. And yes- I said it- the ’loffs! She’s 6-0 and about to be 4 games up on third place. Their’s only 7 weeks left, and maybe Stace can catch her in the standings, but that would just sink her to second place.
Rick could use some Mau-Jo tonight. But 68 point deficits for 1 running back to get doesn’t happen unless if you’re name is Barry Sanders. The good news about Rick is that he’s made some transactions, and he’s starting to put forward a better effort.
Vegas Lobos is running that division with another blowout win. 132 points is very good with 4 players going over 20 points. Vegas stays healthy and he has a good playoff run in him.
Maes continues to get a lack of productivity from his team. A lot of underachievers, and a lot of bad luck. Maes has to look to next week and try to get a win against Charlie, next week. But with Maes’ luck, the Ryan Ross testicle looking stat line on Charlie’s running backs might turn into double digits. We could all see that happening.
O-Town ,I told you I had the edge and I should beat you this week, but I was wrong. JFC, I can’t buy a win. 1-5 and about to fade to black. I’m telling you, draft picks guys. Imagine, next year, I might have 2 early 2nd round picks which could help. But what the hell, I might **** that up too.
O-Town gets it done with agent Johnson and Johnson. Jason Hanson kicked a pair of 50 yarders. 5 players scored double figures and Chris Johnson goes tonight for Monday night football. Well, I’ll bet the over(44.5).
I’m gonna keep writing stupid crap like this for a little longer. I talked to Kingpin the other night and he told me that some of you read what I have to say like it was the morning paper. That statement almost inspires me to post messages everyday. I’m not exactly what you would call a Hemmingway or anything, but Kingpin kind of explained what the good things are. I’ll keep posting shit- why not?
One thing I want to explain to some of you, and of course, some of you can disregard what I’m gonna say. I’ve run a league for 12 years and not once have I won in my own league. This year, I’m 1-5 and have an awful chance of getting back in it. With that said, I shall find it in extreme poor taste and bad sportsmanship if you start to cry to me about your shitty team. I’m starting to get a little bit of that nonsense and that is just classlesss. Listen owners, if you have a problem with the scoring, or the rules, you create a poll and try to legislate some laws in this league. Their have been some rules that I didn’t want changed, but they got changed because the democratic approach to this league made those decisions. I hated the idea of IDP’s because I had to do the work of implementing a scoring system, but I did it. I believe I should be fair about that. Also, their will be 13 losers out of 16, and I gotta figure out how to get you all back next year.
Seriously, do you think it’s that hard to get people to come back that win-not really. Maybe Kingpin, but that’s because he’s a cheap bastard.
Still, if you want to complain about the league, bring solutions. I’m willing to listen to you vent about how bad of a year you had, but try to remember the difference from venting and bad sportsmanship.
Please vote when there is a poll. This ain’t the presidency where your vote doesn’t really matter. Millions of registered voters and your vote doesn’t mean shit, yeah we know that. But in the league, when there is a vote and you don’t vote. Essentially, it’s a no vote, but it takes longer to get to that conclusion. Last year, I had a couple of dickheads in the league that refused to vote because they would say the dumbest shit such as, ”Oh! I just don’t want to get involved in the drama.” Of course, they became the drama when they didn’t vote because we were just waiting longer to reach conclusions. They were in essence, delayed no votes and I am so glad I got rid those jackasses from this league(1 problem I got to eliminate).
Voting is anonymous, also. Last year, I was pissed off a t IDP’s passing and nobody I asked admitted that they voted it. We had 2 votes against and I was one of them, and I asked about 4 owners what the voted and they all said they voted against. Kind of funny actually.
Today, I’m experimenting with a windows notepad where I’ll cut and paste this post on to the league. We’ll see if it works.
The format includes IDP's,PPR's, specialteams individually, bonus yards. 3 keepers, trade draft picks for players. It's a hard core league.
So anyways, I write these posts that my teamowners can't get enough of. They say they read this shit like it's the replacement for the newspaper. In the morning they get all giddy about reading the shit I write, but it's not that impressive. I'm not a Hemingway, but they love this shit.
So, I came to the conclusion that to run a fantasy football league better is to write about everybody's team. Say some kind of shit about everybody's team as a commissioner. These guys just responded like big time grateful.
I got to ESPN and CBS fantasy forums and those faggy forums just say shit like who do I start this guy or this guy. So these guys that ask these questions are ******* tools. The guys answering on CBS Sports are very toolish as well. But these guys don't like to talk about how to run a fantasy league better.
So I talk some shit, and this is what I posted for my owners today. You might get an idea or two out of it, I don't know. Check it out:
1st I like to talk about the games and just spin:
Seriously- why does Jason Campbell and Alex Smith still work in the NFL. These guys were missing wide open running backs in the flat- that was so lame!!! Yet these guys are making more money than third world country’s gross national product.
I believe that more teams should go after what the Arizona Cardinals did by getting an undrafted college gunslinger and go from there. Max Hall was slinging it out for the Mormons and killing it in the Mountain West and went undrafted. I guess it took the Cardinals long enough to figure out these overpriced quarterbacks aren’t worth it. Right now, you get a quarterback for the league minimum, and go from there if your in the Bay area. Seriously, their’s a bunch of them out there. You don’t need to give these guys Peyton Manning/Tom Brady money because you don’t have those guys.
Their’s 4 PAC 10 guys that are gunslingers that are coming out. Arkansas and Auburn got a couple of guys. I’m not talking about these guys that run 5th grade offenses like Nebraska and Michigan either. Hawaii and Boise State got a couple of good looking QB’s as well.
I’m watching Wiscy and Ohio State plat on Saturday night- MAN! That was some beautiful football! Their’s nothing to do up in Badger country but **** fat chicks and eat cow food if you’re a football player in that program. So for years, Wisconsin runs in between the tackles and just plays smash mouth football. Beautiful if you ask me! That’s how we were taught to play the game when we were little kids(for those of us that played little league football). If you don’t know a whole lot about the sport of football, it could be a little tedious and boring. But, sometimes, this faggy flag football, throw the ball all over the yard gets to be a little “over the top.” What I mean by that is- how many times do see 3rd down and less than 2 yards to go and they throw it instead of run it?
With that said- Brandon Jacobs is huge and has speed. Hugest guy in the Nfl with that kind of speed(Michael Bush is a close 2nd in this regard). Spike TV did this documentary on how dangerous this guy is when he goes full speed into you. It’s just so damn violent.
Anyways I’m watching Brandon Jacobs pussy hurt on Sunday. Dude does not lower a shoulder. He did score two vulture touchdowns, but that was scooting through some holes that FIFA soccer players could have scored. Jacobs was a gutless pansy. Then, that A-hole still hasn’t figured out why doesn’t start.
Why is Michael Irvin giving out opinions on the NFL Network? That dude should just go and smoke dope and do local Dallas radio, or something like that.
ESPN and The NFL Network just keep talking about the Vikings and Cowboys. They talk and talk and talk and talk like these teams are going to the playoffs. Dallas is looking at the third overall pick, next year, why are they acting like the playoffs is possible?
Then I put it on the Jim Rome Show and he just rants about the Cowboys sucking! I remember when Jim Rome was funny. I don’t think I’ve laughed during a Rome Show in about 5 years.
Yeah!!!- Dallas is a top 5 pick for next year and the lamestream media still has them in the ‘loffs.
Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are such professionals. Brady is getting mad dogged by Ravens all day but he was resilient. I know a lot of people hate Tom Brady, but that’s pure player hating. He didn’t have crazy stats, but that dude just gets shit done. He wins, and he’s an old fashion quarterback. Even though he’s a pretty looking man and screwing a hot model, that guy will put the game face on and is looking for a brawl. He hates the hell out of his competition want s to destroy them. Personally, I would not want to get into a street fight with that guy.
Same thing with Peyton. Redskins should have played a lot better, but Peyton is such a god dam pro. If I was coaching little league football, I’d be telling kids to play like Peyton, or Tom. I know Peyton had that garbage game against Kansas City and Brady had a garbage looking 2nd half against the Jets, a few weeks back, but these guys play the game better than most.
I like Phillip Rivers and I know a lot of people don’t like the way he carries himself. The guy has a mouth on him, but I like the way he plays.
But, damn!! How did the Chargers give that game away to the Rams.
I’m really proud of myself for jumping on the Rams+9 on Monday morning. Personally, I still haven’t met a football bettor bet a game 6 days out from the side. But, I had a good feeling that the Rams at +9 were going to cover. But they won.
So I guess I’m not too surprised.
I’d say put the proverbial nails on their coffin, but the Chiefs choked away another game.
Remember, the Chiefs choked it away in the fourth quarter, not the Texans winning it. Chiefs had a 2 score lead in the 4th and choked it away. That’s two losses that KC might deeply regret. First to Indy, and now to Houston. But KC might win that division still.
Shaun Hill might be out for the year with a broken arm. That guy played good football. He was a serviceable backup quarterback. Thanks for playing Shaun, but it’s too bad that he’s gonna end the season this way. OH yeah guys, don’t get too crazy about Drew Stanton as the new quarterback. If you need a quarterback, learn how to trade for one.
Hard to believe that Frisco let that guy go in favor of Alex Smith.
Don’t sleep on the Dolphins. Not a bad little team that they got.
Once again the Packers should have gotten their running game fixed. Now, that’s costed them 3 games. 2 overtime games and losing to an overrated Chicago Bears.
Maybe the Bears are that bad. Because the Seahawks aren’t that good. Johnny Knox’s new nickname is the Jackass (a play on words with Johnny Knoxville in the movie Jackass). Fastest dude on the field and can’t get separation enough for Jay Cutler to squeeze in a throw. Jackass.
Finally, New Orleans showed up. But they still have work to do.
How did Atlanta’s defense get torched so badly by the waterboy. I don’t get that.
Colt McCoy survived. Played okay. That’s a victory in itself for Cleveland. The next victory for Cleveland is when they figure out to put Jake Delhomme as the third stringer.
But how unclassy was Pittsburgh for throwing the ball with less that 2 minutes left when they were already up by 11. The spread was between 13 and 15 for the game. Its shit like that, that makes me think these games are influenced by gamblers. Why are they throwing the damn ball when they should have gone to victory formation and kneel out the clock. That should have been a red flag to commissioner Goodel. But Goodel’s such a retard, he wouldn’t catch that kind of shit. Why isn’t the media on that? Oh yeah, they’re too busy blowing Brett Favre and talking about 40 year old naked penis pics.
The most impressive thing about the Cowboys/Vikings game was Miles Austin leap frogging Roy E. Williams. That leap was impressive. Austin has crazy ups. But, to give you an idea how awful that game was if you didn’t see it, washed up Roy E. hit pay dirt twice.
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I'm blocking this off because the next part is just me talking shit about the teams in my league. It might be tedious writing, but my guys love this shit. They can't get enough of these little opinions I got. Basically, I'm just gonna warn you that the ideas are what I want to share more than what I say. I'm sure that their are some of you that run a league and like ideas on how to improve on it. Personally, I'm a little pro-active about this crap.
So go ahead and read at your leisure:
On to the league:
Mojo does it again in a battle of heavyweights. Picture Guy takes a very first loss. Hey, I just thought of something, I gave Picture Guy that name, and that stuck. He’s had the same name for about 7, maybe 8 years. So I’m thinking, maybe I should start naming all the guys that don’t have team names. Food for thought as I digress. Mojo is rolling at 6-0 and he is unofficially in the playoffs. All Mojo has to do is pick where he wants to get seeded. Peyton Manning is the best quarterback in fantasy football. Get use to it, Mojo will have Peyton for at least another 2 or 3 years, he’s that good.
Picture Guy should make the ‘loffs, still. However, he’s gotta patch his team up. He is getting a little injury bug. Desean Jackson got violated by the Falcs, Gates goes out with an injury. This might be a little offensive, but I’m gonna say it: I blame PG’s loss on Miles Austin. Why in the hell is Miles Austin making the highlight reel by leap frogging Roy E. Miles should have the 2 touchdown, not washed-up, rookie hazing, non-tipping, overrated Roy E. Williams.
Trailer Park Tornadoes concedes for strategic purposes to Kingpin. TPT doesn’t get a QB to replace Carson Palmer on the bye week. Fitzgerald, his best WR, was on bye. Barring Mike Sims-Walker going for 4 touchdowns, Kingpin should cruise to a pedestrian victory.
I don’t know Kingpin feels about this, but I see a lot of extra running backs that Kingpin could trade. Ryan Torain was on the bench for 24 points, and I honestly don’t believe he’s going to get a start, barring injury.
Kingpin is having it fall into place nicely. Rothlisberger couldn’t come in at a better time than this. Stafford and Hill both have injuries, and Rothlisberger is fresh and classlessly running up the score on the lowly Browns. Like I said before, the Steelers did not need that touchdown. That Touchdown, probably put it out of reach for TPT to catch up on Monday night.
Stace and Eddie in a dog fight. Both teams want this win badly, to begin creating separation from 2nd to 3rd place. Nate Washington(Stace) vs. Rob Bironas(Eddie). It will provide entertainment.
Eddie does regret benching Roy E.(2 touchdowns) for Larry Murphy as Murphy gets a sparkly ice cube on his stat line.
All-Day Adrian Peterson was a little bottled up, but still got to the house for Stace. Greg Olsen went catchless.
Meredith Brooks gets his 1st victory over Woods. Traded a 2nd round draft pick for Jeremy Maclin and it shined with 36 points, thanks to a Desean Jackson knockout. Chris Ivory was a good free agent pickup for the Saints. The rest of the Bitch’s team contributed with 3 more in double digits. The waterboy was left on the bench with 39 points. Meredith is no longer the front runner for the Mark Ingram sweepstakes. What do you guys think of this prediction for next year in the NFL draft: Mark Ingram(running back for Alabama) will be selected #1 overall by the Buffalo Bills.
Woods is suffering from Shonn Green’s lack of effort. He looked so promising from last year. It’s kind of odd in that it seems like Ladainian Tomlinson just made Shonn Green worse. Green doesn’t fall forward like he use to, or break through the line. Green just seems to have no energy and that is cost Woods some fantasy wins.
It’s one of those weeks you can’t do much more if your Woods. Flacco, Steven Jackson, Wallace and Crabtree all hit pay dirt with double digit scores.
What’s gonna be longer, the days that the Chilean miners were trapped, or Charlie’s running backs scoring just 1 friggin point. Just 1 point Chuck. But why bother Charlie, you might win anyways. So Charlie’s running back stat line is starting to remind me of Meredith’s balls- you know, 2 little circles. Drew Brees kicked ass against the Buccs for 39, and Jerome Harrison gathered 1.5 sacks and 10 tackles and knocked out a pair of Browns for 6 points.
NMBucs got a crap performance out of Phillip Rivers and the rest of the team didn’t step up. NMB, has to get Marcedes Lewis to score big tonight to have a chance to win. Well, NMBucs has submitted some cash and I believe he is transaction eligible, this Sunday.
Asskickers, again, gets another victory going to 6-0(barring MJD getting 300 yards rushing on Monday night). Does it again with the pass attack. A set of 12’s, the tight end gets a touchdown, and Schaub gets 30 at the helm. It’s kind of funny to me. Asskickers might have this Persian flaw of winning so much that any running back that cvomes up on waivers is not gonna get to her because she’s gonna be ranked at the bottom of the waiver order, every week. Hopefully, that doesn’t hurt her in the playoffs. And yes- I said it- the ’loffs! She’s 6-0 and about to be 4 games up on third place. Their’s only 7 weeks left, and maybe Stace can catch her in the standings, but that would just sink her to second place.
Rick could use some Mau-Jo tonight. But 68 point deficits for 1 running back to get doesn’t happen unless if you’re name is Barry Sanders. The good news about Rick is that he’s made some transactions, and he’s starting to put forward a better effort.
Vegas Lobos is running that division with another blowout win. 132 points is very good with 4 players going over 20 points. Vegas stays healthy and he has a good playoff run in him.
Maes continues to get a lack of productivity from his team. A lot of underachievers, and a lot of bad luck. Maes has to look to next week and try to get a win against Charlie, next week. But with Maes’ luck, the Ryan Ross testicle looking stat line on Charlie’s running backs might turn into double digits. We could all see that happening.
O-Town ,I told you I had the edge and I should beat you this week, but I was wrong. JFC, I can’t buy a win. 1-5 and about to fade to black. I’m telling you, draft picks guys. Imagine, next year, I might have 2 early 2nd round picks which could help. But what the hell, I might **** that up too.
O-Town gets it done with agent Johnson and Johnson. Jason Hanson kicked a pair of 50 yarders. 5 players scored double figures and Chris Johnson goes tonight for Monday night football. Well, I’ll bet the over(44.5).
I’m gonna keep writing stupid crap like this for a little longer. I talked to Kingpin the other night and he told me that some of you read what I have to say like it was the morning paper. That statement almost inspires me to post messages everyday. I’m not exactly what you would call a Hemmingway or anything, but Kingpin kind of explained what the good things are. I’ll keep posting shit- why not?
One thing I want to explain to some of you, and of course, some of you can disregard what I’m gonna say. I’ve run a league for 12 years and not once have I won in my own league. This year, I’m 1-5 and have an awful chance of getting back in it. With that said, I shall find it in extreme poor taste and bad sportsmanship if you start to cry to me about your shitty team. I’m starting to get a little bit of that nonsense and that is just classlesss. Listen owners, if you have a problem with the scoring, or the rules, you create a poll and try to legislate some laws in this league. Their have been some rules that I didn’t want changed, but they got changed because the democratic approach to this league made those decisions. I hated the idea of IDP’s because I had to do the work of implementing a scoring system, but I did it. I believe I should be fair about that. Also, their will be 13 losers out of 16, and I gotta figure out how to get you all back next year.
Seriously, do you think it’s that hard to get people to come back that win-not really. Maybe Kingpin, but that’s because he’s a cheap bastard.
Still, if you want to complain about the league, bring solutions. I’m willing to listen to you vent about how bad of a year you had, but try to remember the difference from venting and bad sportsmanship.
Please vote when there is a poll. This ain’t the presidency where your vote doesn’t really matter. Millions of registered voters and your vote doesn’t mean shit, yeah we know that. But in the league, when there is a vote and you don’t vote. Essentially, it’s a no vote, but it takes longer to get to that conclusion. Last year, I had a couple of dickheads in the league that refused to vote because they would say the dumbest shit such as, ”Oh! I just don’t want to get involved in the drama.” Of course, they became the drama when they didn’t vote because we were just waiting longer to reach conclusions. They were in essence, delayed no votes and I am so glad I got rid those jackasses from this league(1 problem I got to eliminate).
Voting is anonymous, also. Last year, I was pissed off a t IDP’s passing and nobody I asked admitted that they voted it. We had 2 votes against and I was one of them, and I asked about 4 owners what the voted and they all said they voted against. Kind of funny actually.
Today, I’m experimenting with a windows notepad where I’ll cut and paste this post on to the league. We’ll see if it works.