Not betting every game - my bets are elsewhere on the forum - but just for fun as usual:
Tennessee -3 over San Diego - LOST
Yeah, yeah... I'm so, like, whatevahhhh
Green Bay -14 over Seattle
Pitiful Seahawks pass defense means Packers can choose the scoreline
Cleveland -3 over Oakland
Boring battle at the bottom of the barrel. "Browns" begins with 'B', so they have the edge.
Cincinnatti -13.5 over Kansas City
Larry Johnson hands KC playbook to Marvin Lewis, who finds it to be written in crayon by a six-year-old.
Buffalo +9 over Atlanta
A buffalo would easily be able to trample on a falcon. Don't overthink this handicapping lark!
Miami -3 over Houston
Manly Miami beat up on the NFL's most disappointed team.
Carolina +8 over NYG
I still get goosebumps recalling the Panthers calling running plays on 3rd and 10+ twice versus the Jets and making first downs. They just need to run in their old footprints, like in 'Good King Wenceslas'.
New Orleans -14 over Tampa Bay
38-7 in previous meeting, and Tampa Bay will be distracted by counting their airmiles after visiting Seattle last weekend.
New England -9 over Jacksonville
Seems quite a big spread, but Patriots apparently have indian sign over Jaguars and now have Fred Taylor's inside info.
Pittsburgh -3 over Baltimore
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think the zebras will win this for the Steelers one way or another.
Denver +7 over Philadelphia
Just too many points in a game I genuinely feel could go either way.
St Louis +15 @ Arizona
I have a pathological inability to support any NFL team giving up 15 points.
Detroit +14 over San Francisco
49ers are a team still searching for their identity. Current appearance as a decent team is about as convincing as one of Hannibal's disguises in 'The A Team'.
Indianapolis -4 over NY Jets
Buddy Ryan soundtrack for the day: 'Tears of a Clown'.
Dallas -7 over Washington
Only thing stopping Redskins "mailing it in" is the fact that they are at home.
Tennessee -3 over San Diego - LOST
Yeah, yeah... I'm so, like, whatevahhhh
Green Bay -14 over Seattle
Pitiful Seahawks pass defense means Packers can choose the scoreline
Cleveland -3 over Oakland
Boring battle at the bottom of the barrel. "Browns" begins with 'B', so they have the edge.
Cincinnatti -13.5 over Kansas City
Larry Johnson hands KC playbook to Marvin Lewis, who finds it to be written in crayon by a six-year-old.
Buffalo +9 over Atlanta
A buffalo would easily be able to trample on a falcon. Don't overthink this handicapping lark!
Miami -3 over Houston
Manly Miami beat up on the NFL's most disappointed team.
Carolina +8 over NYG
I still get goosebumps recalling the Panthers calling running plays on 3rd and 10+ twice versus the Jets and making first downs. They just need to run in their old footprints, like in 'Good King Wenceslas'.
New Orleans -14 over Tampa Bay
38-7 in previous meeting, and Tampa Bay will be distracted by counting their airmiles after visiting Seattle last weekend.
New England -9 over Jacksonville
Seems quite a big spread, but Patriots apparently have indian sign over Jaguars and now have Fred Taylor's inside info.
Pittsburgh -3 over Baltimore
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think the zebras will win this for the Steelers one way or another.
Denver +7 over Philadelphia
Just too many points in a game I genuinely feel could go either way.
St Louis +15 @ Arizona
I have a pathological inability to support any NFL team giving up 15 points.
Detroit +14 over San Francisco
49ers are a team still searching for their identity. Current appearance as a decent team is about as convincing as one of Hannibal's disguises in 'The A Team'.
Indianapolis -4 over NY Jets
Buddy Ryan soundtrack for the day: 'Tears of a Clown'.
Dallas -7 over Washington
Only thing stopping Redskins "mailing it in" is the fact that they are at home.
