Bankers '17-'18 NFL

[shocka1212]

Lol, funny you say this my roommate is square as hell pill head , lifelong degen gambler and loser and has been on a hot streak last two weeks and swept Thanksgiving .

Cheers to you bro . Still tailing next week and rest of season . All my focus is on cfb and I’m hitting 54% but losing all my big bets 

Sorry wasn't able to do write ups or respond to anyone this morning, had a busy weekend and things I had to do this morning.. I won't let it happen again just didn't have time for NFL with a the NCAA tourneys this past week!!

Reason for the bears add cause called my brother this morning to see who his lame was betting and dude on eagles, panthers, and Seattle. Dude been on fire last week and a half so thought today was probably a good time to fade him as he a straight up loser! I was obviously already on jets and Will prob add a niners play as well was just waiting to see if we could get +7..

Id be lying if I said I didnt do this and do it well... Last year, I was doing a focus group (paid $400 for 2 hours) and while sitting in the waiting room with the other respondents, there was a complete degenerate guy who you could just tell was retarded (was already talking about blowing the money on cigs and beer) who started talking about how the Knicks and nets were gonna play that night. Guy starts shouting out, man, id definitely take the over in that game, two shit teams who play no defense.

Well, you can already see where I'm going with this... logged right into my 5D account from the waiting room, threw the $400 I was getting paid on the under and I never even had to check the score shit was like 35-38 at the half with a total round 218 or something

[2daBank]

Id be lying if I said I didnt do this and do it well... Last year, I was doing a focus group (paid $400 for 2 hours) and while sitting in the waiting room with the other respondents, there was a complete degenerate guy who you could just tell was retarded (was already talking about blowing the money on cigs and beer) who started talking about how the Knicks and nets were gonna play that night. Guy starts shouting out, man, id definitely take the over in that game, two shit teams who play no defense.

Well, you can already see where I'm going with this... logged right into my 5D account from the waiting room, threw the $400 I was getting paid on the under and I never even had to check the score shit was like 35-38 at the half with a total round 218 or something

I'm not big into fading guys but years ago my brother told me he was chilling on gambling and was just gonna give this guy at his work name of his local so he could continue playing. I was like "dude are you fukkin nuts??!? I'll take his action give him my number don't you dare hand him over to your dickhead local!!"., lol..

anyways I guess that rant made him realize the err in his ways and he just kept things as usual letting guy think he putting his bets in but simply just taking his action.. not like a huge financial windfall, guy bets 50 a game and usually stops if he loses 3 in a week,, none the less been a profitable venture for my brother (of course never sharing the love despite me being one who kept him from doing something stupid and giving guy away! Lol). Anyways on thanksgiving brother told me dude has been on fire last few weeks then of course swept the card Thursday, having himself all way out of hole for the year.

I thought no way it continued considering the source so told my brother to text me his plays for Sunday. Turns out I was already on jets (biggest fukk job of week where squares win again) then obviously he took philly and Seattle. As I mentioned this was my sole reason for betting bears and niners. really didn't think it was possible dude would continue winning as this the 1st time in last 4 years he has been in the black!!

[2daBank]

LOL. He must have thought JimmyG would play, 49ers are the Browns of the NFC.
Took the Browns in parlays myself this week, absolutely disgraceful.

As I mentioned bears and niners were just fading the biggest mush I know who been really hot lately. Just didn't think dude could keep winning, I was wrong. lol

[shocka1212]

I'm not big into fading guys but years ago my brother told me he was chilling on gambling and was just gonna give this guy at his work name of his local so he could continue playing. I was like "dude are you fukkin nuts??!? I'll take his action give him my number don't you dare hand him over to your dickhead local!!"., lol..

anyways I guess that rant made him realize the err in his ways and he just kept things as usual letting guy think he putting his bets in but simply just taking his action.. not like a huge financial windfall, guy bets 50 a game and usually stops if he loses 3 in a week,, none the less been a profitable venture for my brother (of course never sharing the love despite me being one who kept him from doing something stupid and giving guy away! Lol). Anyways on thanksgiving brother told me dude has been on fire last few weeks then of course swept the card Thursday, having himself all way out of hole for the year.

I thought no way it continued considering the source so told my brother to text me his plays for Sunday. Turns out I was already on jets (biggest fukk job of week where squares win again) then obviously he took philly and Seattle. As I mentioned this was my sole reason for betting bears and niners. really didn't think it was possible dude would continue winning as this the 1st time in last 4 years he has been in the black!!

all jets games are rig jobs... watched the game closely was painfully obvious.

[2daBank]

Too many haters!!! LMFAO.

Do better or just go troll Trump...

I agree that wasn't gonna cash, please respect the thread.

One game, please look at it from a

2DB is still the best capper in this Thread and deserves better troll treatment from the "nose bleed "/fair-weather followers

I appreciate it brother. Honestly I been so consumed with NCAA hoops I didn't realize I was getting haters,, lol. Oh well I guess, normally we do a pretty good job keeping the bs out of these threads. I saw the one long time troll pop his pathetic head in Saturday night but just ignored him as did everyone else, best way to kill a troll is starve him!! Lol.

I had a bad week no excuses, it happens.. 2 losses on games I simply faded someone which clearly was a bad idea.. jets loss was painful as I would make that same play every time! Browns once again covering with few minutes to go and allow a meaningless td to fukk everyone once again!!

Luckily zona, rams, and rams under all came thru to salvage it from being a disaster. Had I not been preoccupied with hoops and simply busy yesterday and all week I would have stressed rams and under were my absolute favorite plays of not only yesterday but possible all season. My fault for not making that clear.

No interest in this garbage game tonight. This week back to business as usual and will have writeups and plays up throughout the week..

[Renegades]

As I mentioned bears and niners were just fading the biggest mush I know who been really hot lately. Just didn't think dude could keep winning, I was wrong. lol

Faves are 37-15 the last 4 weeks. The most favorites to cover in a 4 week span since 1967

[Renegades]

Thats why every joe public that doesnt know shit about betting is winning

[Renegades]

Look at the lines and just pick the easiest looking plays on the board, thats whats been winning

[2daBank]

Faves are 37-15 the last 4 weeks. The most favorites to cover in a 4 week span since 1967

Wow. It's been 4-5 years since I remember my brother saying he was gonna give up gambling and was gonna pass this lame off to his book before I talked him out of it. In that time he has never had to pay out to the guy! I mean he has had a winning week here and there but always just wants to let the money ride and inevitably is back to paying every week! My bro said he was down about 4 bills on season a couple weeks back, he now has gotten all that back and then some. Dude hit 6 straight just Thursday and Sunday alone, coming off last 2 weeks where he also hasn't missed. Believe this schmuck has won like 12 freaking straight!! A guy who hadn't been in the black once in half a fukkin decade!!! Just unreal!

[Renegades]

Yeah a close family friend has been booking for 35 yrs. he’s been crying the blues. Last yr was bad. This yr is just as bad if not worse. He said “the fakking dishwasher down at such and such Italian joint won 600 in 2 weeks. That jerk off never wins”. Lol

We always bullshit about it because I used to book too and I almost always play against joe public. He asked me what I thought. The only explanation I have is that games are much higher scoring than they used to be with many more rules favoring the offense and there is much more passing now so the dogs are at a disadvantage. In the old days when it was 3 yards and a cloud of dust it was much easier for dogs to stay in the game. The clock was running and there were far fewer chances to put up pts. More pts almost always favors the better team for obvious reasons. Thats the only thing I can think of

[2daBank]

Certainly has at least some to do with it. That why I bet bears so often especially early in season cause fox teams always been pretty successful turning games into those grind it out affairs you speak of. Now that everything so qb dependent the have's just have so much of a advantage over the have not's.

I suppose a conspiracy guy would say something to regard that NFL losing fans and with refs having a sickening amount of control over outcomes it in leagues best interest for fans to be winning as it keeps them engaged!! I try not to be one such "nut" but do think it may be a valid suspicion! lol.

[Renegades]

The bears had 0 first downs in the first half yesterday! 0! Lol i mean how is that possible.

I havent thought about the nfl conspiracy theory but it sounds plausible I guess. The refs are pretty ridiculous. I mean you could call holding on every play if you wanted to and probably illegal contact or PI on almost every pass play

[2daBank]

The bears had 0 first downs in the first half yesterday! 0! Lol i mean how is that possible.

I havent thought about the nfl conspiracy theory but it sounds plausible I guess. The refs are pretty ridiculous. I mean you could call holding on every play if you wanted to and probably illegal contact or PI on almost every pass play

Yea I'm not one to push conspiracies and doubt it really the case but honestly wouldn't surprise me with this deteriorating product!! It has gotten so much worse than simply holding, that been a issue since beginning of time, it very subjective and not much can be done about it. The problem is they continually make more and more things that used to be black and white all "judgement" calls, even the simplest thing like a freaking catch, something we all used to know what the fukk was a catch is now up for debate on every stinking play!!!

PI used to be obvious,, if you blatantly made a play on the man before the ball arrived it was a flag,, now the wr hand fights all way down field and minute the defender attempts to stand his ground he called for ticky tack bs. Except when we talking about the ever popular pick or rub plays, every team runs them and refs seem to let it go until a team of their disliking creates a big play off of one then all a sudden it offenses pi!! The utter ridiculous inconsistency and the NFL's goon squad validating these terrible calls after the game is what has really turned me off from what used to be unquestionably my favorite sport.

Far as bears yea that was pathetic, I had game on but wasn't really watching and recall seeing midway thru 2nd qrtr they had no 1st downs! Hard to not say philly dominate when bears have managed to make games of it vs practically every other contender they have faced..

[2daBank]

I know I said I had no interest but degen special, 2 team 6 point teaser.

Ravens-1.5
Over 33.5

[Kiddpokerr]

Im 6.5 teasing Hou plus Under to +14 and 46.

Meet me in the middle!

[2daBank]

Im 6.5 teasing Hou plus Under to +14 and 46.

Meet me in the middle!

I considered going that way as well., looks like one of those games where they all cash! I mean why not NFL been a squares wet dream recently!! Lol. Gl bro

[Madison]

I have Bal +6.5 to close tease. Thinking of Hou +7.5 to middle. Thoughts?

[2daBank]

I have Bal +6.5 to close tease. Thinking of Hou +7.5 to middle. Thoughts?

. I like ravens by 7-10, it would take one of their serious stinker efforts to lose by a td imo. I'd probably just ride it out considering it had to have been rather large tease to get that number so probably not talking a situation where you getting plus money right??

[Madison]

Correct. As always much appreciated.

Hoping to find time for hoops as that is where I'm way more useful knowledge wise. Just massage #'s in football.

[2daBank]

Correct. As always much appreciated.

Hoping to find time for hoops as that is where I'm way more useful knowledge wise. Just massage #'s in football.

You and me both! Lol., I'll always say it, NFL entertainment purposes only!! Don't get me wrong I put a lot of work into it but in all honesty it simply toughest nut to crack consistently. NCAA hoops and baseball where I actually go into the seasons expecting to turn a profit, NFL im just happy when I don't get crushed! Lol

[2daBank]

I'm getting a sickening feeling somehow this game gonna stay under the teaser by the hook, man I hope not!!

[2daBank]

Well the total ok, now can shitbag ravens hold on? Lol

[2daBank]

Im 6.5 teasing Hou plus Under to +14 and 46.

Meet me in the middle!

This side was def the better way to go about it, I'm barely hanging on while you been chilling whole game never in doubt! Lol

[2daBank]

Oh man, I'd be pissed if I played ravens straight up, dude gives himself up on a int with 2+ minutes still to go? What a asshole. Could have easily gotten into scoring range if not scored!!

[2daBank]

Then flacco coulda scored and gives himself up to end it. Man I feel for Balty backers laying the 7.5.. that was rough, once again could have teased it every which way, squares paradise!! Lol

[iPostWinners]

. I like ravens by 7-10, it would take one of their serious stinker efforts to lose by a td imo. I'd probably just ride it out considering it had to have been rather large tease to get that number so probably not talking a situation where you getting plus money right??

HAHAHA RAVENS 7-10 HAHAHAHAHha good bet loser!!!

[2daBank]

HAHAHA RAVENS 7-10 HAHAHAHAHha good bet loser!!!

Umm, ravens did win by 7-10 and I hit my bet dumb fukk. Isn't it far past your bedtime you fukkin clown?

[PhattDaddy204]

What is your record in NFL this year? I can’t find it in this long thread. You mentioned in your thread that you keep a record.

[iPostWinners]

Umm, ravens did win by 7-10 and I hit my bet dumb fukk. Isn't it far past your bedtime you fukkin clown?

AHAHAA WHAT WAS YOUR BET? SOME STUPID TEASE? AHAHHAHA

Why not play Houston and the under straight up? LMAOO TEASING ARE FOR BROKE DIK LOSERS WITH NO BALLS! HAHAHAHA

Where’s your bet slip at? Oh air betting and betting betpoints? How cute

[2daBank]

What is your record in NFL this year? I can’t find it in this long thread. You mentioned in your thread that you keep a record.

It was 47-40 after Thursday. Havnt updated rest of week yet.

[iPostWinners]

What is your record in NFL this year? I can’t find it in this long thread. You mentioned in your thread that you keep a record.

He’s a life’s long losing better.. he plays teasers!! And no bet slip or record ! HAHAHAHA

[2daBank]

AHAHAA WHAT WAS YOUR BET? SOME STUPID TEASE? AHAHHAHA

Why not play Houston and the under straight up? LMAOO TEASING ARE FOR BROKE DIK LOSERS WITH NO BALLS! HAHAHAHA

Where’s your bet slip at? Oh air betting and betting betpoints? How cute

Wow you allegedly won by a half a point on each, better to be lucky than good. Mine was easy, like your mother. I'd say like your woman but we both know the only vagina you have seen was the one you came out of.. now you go on ignore like other piece of shit interweb tough guys that wouldn't say a cross word face to face.

[iPostWinners]

wow you allegedly won by a half a point on each, better to be lucky than good. Mine was easy, like your mother. I'd say like your woman but we both know the only vagina you have seen was the one you came out of.. Now you go on ignore like other piece of shit interweb tough guys that wouldn't say a cross word face to face.

hahaha. Post a bet slip you broke fuk!! Air betting or sbr bet points? Ahahha i won without the vig like your dumb fuk! Hahahaha

[PhattDaddy204]

It was 47-40 after Thursday. Havnt updated rest of week yet.

Good call on teaser. Love having fun with the clowns that don’t have a clue. They would get crushed in a handicapping contest. Did you know Eddie Munny is selling his picks to SBR members? Can’t believe folks are crazy enough to buy picks from that clown. He says hitting 71% but O have gotten PM’s he has lost whole bankroll’s and members are pissed.

[Kiddpokerr]

Middled, as predicted!