Background info: I had a 7 team teaser getting a little under 10 to 1 odds. 6/7 teams hit, with the one team not hitting being the Steelers +4.5
Dear God, how much can one team depend on one player? Here's an idea Pittsburgh, you incompetent shit heads: Fix your goddamn offensive line and stop depending on Ben to elude 12 rushers every snap. We all saw Lefty couldn't hack it more than 4 quarters behind that POS line before finding himself in street clothes, and Charlie Batch just took things to an entirely different level. That's right, that Charlie Batch.
Remember him? Mediocre QB of the Detroit Lions when you were probably still picking at your ass and wondering why your wiener tingled when you saw Britney Spears music videos?
The dude hasn't been a viable QB since the Clinton administration. Pro tip Shitsburgh: When your 3rd string QB becomes eligible for social security, you should probably go ahead and cut ties even if it means having to break the news to the man who just wants to hang out holding clipboards collecting checks. So yea, even though Charlie Batch is a true rat bastard with his incessant turnovers, refusing to get his team into position to kick a FG to cut the lead to 3 and cover my teaser, and his 38 QB rating which is probably lower than his age... I don't blame him.
And why should I? If I were an NFL backup QB damn right I would just keep hanging out until they stopped paying me. Sure I can barely throw a spiral at this point and have kids as old as some of my teammates, but if they want to keep paying me to take a few snaps in the 3rd quarter of preseason games, more power to the team.
THAT is who is at fault here. The goddamn team. Why do teams do this? What is the point of keeping a guy like Batch around? Is he that valuable in the film room? Do you really think Big Ben, a two time SB winner, is gaining anything from keeping this dude and his career 77 QB rating around? So go penetrate yourself Rooney fam. Go penetrate yourself Kevin Colbert, man who I now know as the faceless goon of a GM for the Steelers. The Steelers offensive coaching staff, line, and just for the helluva it their fans can all go penetrate themselves.
Nice form, Charlie! If only you could use that form to complete wide open 5 yard out routes on 3rd & 4 you piece of trailer trash.
Dear God, how much can one team depend on one player? Here's an idea Pittsburgh, you incompetent shit heads: Fix your goddamn offensive line and stop depending on Ben to elude 12 rushers every snap. We all saw Lefty couldn't hack it more than 4 quarters behind that POS line before finding himself in street clothes, and Charlie Batch just took things to an entirely different level. That's right, that Charlie Batch.
Remember him? Mediocre QB of the Detroit Lions when you were probably still picking at your ass and wondering why your wiener tingled when you saw Britney Spears music videos?
The dude hasn't been a viable QB since the Clinton administration. Pro tip Shitsburgh: When your 3rd string QB becomes eligible for social security, you should probably go ahead and cut ties even if it means having to break the news to the man who just wants to hang out holding clipboards collecting checks. So yea, even though Charlie Batch is a true rat bastard with his incessant turnovers, refusing to get his team into position to kick a FG to cut the lead to 3 and cover my teaser, and his 38 QB rating which is probably lower than his age... I don't blame him.
And why should I? If I were an NFL backup QB damn right I would just keep hanging out until they stopped paying me. Sure I can barely throw a spiral at this point and have kids as old as some of my teammates, but if they want to keep paying me to take a few snaps in the 3rd quarter of preseason games, more power to the team.
THAT is who is at fault here. The goddamn team. Why do teams do this? What is the point of keeping a guy like Batch around? Is he that valuable in the film room? Do you really think Big Ben, a two time SB winner, is gaining anything from keeping this dude and his career 77 QB rating around? So go penetrate yourself Rooney fam. Go penetrate yourself Kevin Colbert, man who I now know as the faceless goon of a GM for the Steelers. The Steelers offensive coaching staff, line, and just for the helluva it their fans can all go penetrate themselves.
Nice form, Charlie! If only you could use that form to complete wide open 5 yard out routes on 3rd & 4 you piece of trailer trash.
