Chronicles of a College BBall Gambler by Mangina and Extenzeuser

[mangina11]

Im getting ready to go on a jog because I ate too much sushi, seriously have you guys ever ate so much sushi that you instantly get explosive diarrhea? I did and heres what happened. I didn't want the group of people im with to know that i had diarrhea so i did what any normal American would do, I took the wasabi and rubbed it all over my eyeballs.....big mistake, I immediately went blind and reached across the table to knock some Sake off the table all over my bosses white dress, it was at that moment i heard one of my co-workers say, "whew francis, good thing you are wearing underwear tonight huh." "Im not you jackass!" she responded. "Well what the hell is tha.... OMG you have a giant bush!!" The rest of the table burst out laughing with a couple "let me see" "let me see" thrown in there..... I continued to make my way to the bathroom, with diarrhea running down my leg and now piss slowly streaming out of my penis hole because i was laughing so hard. What does all this mean I thought to myself, well i guess since my co-workers said she has a giant red bush I should do some capping in the sugar bowl tonight. So i did what all cappers do and checked into the line-movement. Huh looks like we got a little RLM in the favor of ohio-st, "let me check the one last important stat, which team has more gingers on their team. That scoreboard went like this Ohio st -5 Arkansas -3 WHOAAAA Gotta take Arkansas and the points tonight

Ark +3.5 3.3 units for 3

[dukeblue888]

i like Louisville today boys and girls

[extenzeuser]

thats great to hear the fans are starting to come around....stay tuned for tomorrows pick and the story behind it (or life lesson) because there are some great games going on

[extenzeuser]

so the other day i walk into the local lifetime fitness to get my huge for my girl and i walk up to the nearest benchpress ready to put up like 4 plates on each side when all of a sudden i hear that kid.....you know the kid who happens to "know" everybody at the gym and talks to everybody about how much he is lifting these days but you never see him lift....the type of kid you wanna punch in the face, castrate his dick, f*ck his girl, and then kill his puppy just to see him miserable....he was flirting with this Asian ho that looked like she used to be a man and it was pissing me off....not cuz i was jealous but becuz he thought he was so f*ckin cool....so i stormed off to the showers and when i entered the lockeroom something caught my eye.....i have never in my life seen so many naked grandpas walking around with their wrinkly ball sacs that look like prunes on steriouds....i have never been so erect in my life....it was like heaven....i kept walkin around to random grandpas and giving them little sac squeezes or i would punch them like they were a boxing bag....regardless the grandpas loved it.....it reminded me of my own grandpa who was such a big St Marys fan....which is why i pick St Marys tonight

St Marys -8.5

[mangina11]

Nice roll extenzeuser, ill be back tomorrow.

[extenzeuser]

thanks gina keep it up we are both on a roll

[mangina11]

Day after day i log onto this site and think to myself, today is the day that i give the people some free money. Some days im right on, some days im just a little bit off. Today Friday January 7th is the day that i go down in history, and it all started tomorrow.... YES TOMORROW. There were little white girls and little black girls all playing with eachother, i had emerged from the house and the sun was shining right down on my face. I bent over to pick up the paper and saw the headline on the front of the orlando sentinel. "Man wins biggest bet ever, Then evades police!" Very intrigued at this point i sat down on the front step of my house, completely ignorant of the fact that my bath robe had blown open in the wind, and every hot mom and daughter from the street were looking out their window right at my jujifruits. I opened the paper and began reading, within the first couple sentences i had already spit out my coffee, the man in the article, who had only referred to himself as "mangina" had made a bet with a local bookie, known as Z-Pimping. Mangina told Z-pimping that he would take Delaware -38.5 for +3000. Laughing Z pimping told mangina that he had a deal. At this point in time i realized that I WAS THE MAN IN THE ARTICLE. What the hell happened last night? Who won the game? Where were my winnings? Did i accidently roofie myself and not that 14 yr old cheerleader? Who was that midget that gave me head this morning? Why was that midgets dick so big? were all questions that bounced around in my head. I quickly flipped to the sports section and saw a picture of the delaware football team holding the FCS National championship trophy. Phew, now what was the score??? I skimmed the first few lines like mandingo on a japanese bukkakke video and that was when i found it. Delaware 69 E.Wash 30 I had just won 3 million dollars on a bet. I was the greatest man in the world, but how the **** did i end of getting in a police chase??? I didnt care I was free and i was on top of the world. Luckily for me, the police had only one picture of me from the bar, immediately after i had won the bet im guessing. But here is mangina after delaware won the game.

Delaware -9.5 11 units to win 10

[extenzeuser]

oh mangina you never seem to amaze....anyways get this.....you wanna know why I havent posted in a few days? I was fuckin kidnapped no joke....I finally escaped my kidnappers today and found my way home just like Chance, Sassy, and Shadow did. So this is what happened.....a few days ago I was just lying on my back lookin up at the stars thinkin about when the next rerun of Roseanne will be on Nick at Nite so I can jerk off....when i hear some voices cuming from the bushes and I think it is just the neighborhood kids playing their usual night games or the homeless guy who keeps spraying diarrhea all over my window and then running away giggling....but it was neither...these two guys in masks (and the worst part is they were only wearing masks) jump out of the bushes grab me and stick a needle in my arm and before I can say a word I blackout.....When I came to I was tied up on a chair in the middle of a dimly lit room with one light above me....there was a little blood from my arm on my shirt, a few bruises on my body from trying to get away from the kidnappers before I passed out, and for some reason my anus hurt really bad....anways these two men approached me from the shadows and started yelling all this stuff in Spanish "Me gusto el gato pene" and "Denme cabeza" and "Donde esta la grande amigas" and I was confused as shit....finally one of them spoke English and asked me how I knew about my last St Marys pick that won....I told him I didnt know I just did some research and picked them....The guy then picked up this little tan thing on the ground and told me that "this used to be some other guy's dick but then he lied to me".... and then started sucking it like it was a Blowpop and he wanted some gum....I blacked out again from getting too horny....when I came to I was back in my yard laying on my back looking at the stars again...I immediately sat up and thought "Wtf just happened, was that real? Why doesnt my arm have a needle mark? Why is there an anal bead sticking out my ass? Why am I dressed in a tutu and bowtie? How did I get back to this spot? Who was that kid sticking his head out the window on that bus yelling shit at me? Why is there period blood in my mouth?" All these questions hit me and I had no answers....but I remembered one thing....while I was semi-blacked out I remember the kidnapper saying something about Florida St shaving points....so I gotta go Duke

Duke -8

[mangina11]

I have no story tonight, but i do have a winner. PLEASE take FSU pk 2nd half vs Miami, Miami is my team, they are up 7, and they are KNOWN for being a terrible 2nd half team.

[mangina11]

I have no story tonight, but i do have a winner. PLEASE take FSU pk 2nd half vs Miami, Miami is my team, they are up 7, and they are KNOWN for being a terrible 2nd half team.

Hope some of you got in on that winner. FSU ended up winning the game by 2 so it really wasnt even close.

Today I like Santa Clara +8 at home

[mangina11]

Mangina is BACKKKKKK WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mangina11]

every once in full moon there comes a time when a man needs to step out of the shadows, and MAN UP, this happened to me last night, in the weirdest of all places, the local high school play! My girlfriend was getting real anal about things around the apartment, so I knew that could only mean one thing. She was bleeding out of her pussy again. Now to most guys this is a time to lay low and try and stay out of trouble, but to mangina, this is a time for opportunity, you see my friken ding dong is so huge that i need an entire bottle of lube to even play just the tip, this becomes fairly expensive, and when you have been treading water in the betting game, you need to take shortcuts, and it just so happens that blood is a great lubricant. Now before you all start judging me, saying things like, what a nasty fuk, and this guys a loser, i want you all to take a step back..... get up from your computer and think to yourself, ha, manginas right, i mean, who hasnt ate out their GF when she was on the rag, then chased her around the house screaming that you are a vampire and you need more blood to survive. Weve all done it, some more than others. (extenzeuser) but the point im trying to make is that, its OK to save a couple bucks and take a couple shortcuts, like at the play last night, there was a HOTTT high school senior (so she said) and the whole time she was up there performing i could swear she was staring straight at me. The next thing i knew, i was starting to feel my crotch bulge up a little bit, so i knew i had to make a move, i immediately got up from my seat and ran to the exit, by this time i had a full on boner and as i fast paced shuffled through the isle i could hear women saying "good god almighty look at that thing" Once i got into the main hallway i took a deep breath, and thats when i saw her. The girl from the play. She pushed me up against the wall and told me not to speak. I obeyed. She led me down the hallway to the janitors closet and locked the door behind us, at this point i told her, "look i have an enormous ho..." "Shut the hell up she said, i masterbate with a baseball bat three times a day, my vagina is ready" When she said this i looked down and saw the BIGGST set of vag lips i had ever seen in my life. I was so turned on that I immediately jizzed. This had never happened before, but that night i knew, i had come real close to accomplishing something, the same way many of us on here are SO close to breaking over that hump and becoming successful sports gamblers, so if you get anything from my night last night, remember, Keep fighting the good fight and whatever you do, dont stop gambling!

Oh and NO play tonight. Like UW Mil, but valpo is hot, ill stay away

[extenzeuser]

hahahah the ole vampire trick......classic

[mangina11]

Woke up in the middle of the night and could not fall back asleep last night, i know its happened to most of you out there. So i decided to try and count some sheep, but the problem was all i could do was get to two sheep and then this kept happening, luckily im on some new device that records your dream as you sleep.

Hofstra -1 . . . lets keep the streak alive

[extenzeuser]

i was actually the guy on the first clip where the cow jumped up on me and i ran away.....that was so weird when Bessie did that to me.....the part you missed though was after the camera cut i figured i wouldnt waste Bessie's boner, so I gave him head....biggest load ever!!!

[jonblaze2424]

this threat might be the funniest thing i've read in my lifetime...even though you guys are not the greatest at betting, every one of your stories makes me piss my pants. keep it coming please, i beg you.

[mangina11]

this threat might be the funniest thing i've read in my lifetime...even though you guys are not the greatest at betting, every one of your stories makes me piss my pants. keep it coming please, i beg you.

Im on fire buddy, and when somethings on fire i usually try and catch on

[jonblaze2424]

Give me one sure-thing for tomorrow......a sure-fire bet that will win me tons of money.....because you are awesome, i will take it. Just for you

[mangina11]

dear god, i dont like pressure, but after looking at the matchups ive narrowed it down to two games, drake +9 and W. Mich +2.5 I had no idea how to narrow it down to just one game, so i went to the gym and decided to just let it *** to me. I did my usual pre-work out routine and grabbed my pills and took me pre-workout drink, just so people know i mean business when i enter the gym. I walked in and took my normal spot, behind the treadmills and elipticals, you see, because when i go to workout, i go to watch all the milfs run and secretely jerk off as many times as possible, currently im running 3 reps of 50 strokes. Thats about my threshold because at that time im about as close to jizzing all over the gym as possible, after i run my repititions i usualliy come out of my hiding spot and grab a drink of water, depending on how im feeling i will either use the tuck technique or just let my boner explode through my pants as im walking to the water fountain, today i let it show, cause nothing means business more than a 4 inch rock hard boner pokin through your shorts, as i finished my drink i walked back over to my spot (which will remain secret) and assumed the position (squatting formation, with knees pointed outward, bent at about 90*) and focused in on one fantastic milf. I got into my 2nd rep and was so turned on i knew i wasnt gonna make it, at this point i knew i didnt care this milf was hott. I made a decision at that moment to run out of my spot and stand directly in front of her treadmill, with my pants, around my ankles and finish my ejaculation right then and there, as i slowly made my way out i was surprised by what i heard, no screaming, no running away, no gasps, it was almost like i wasnt even there. I stood directly infront of this dime piece and she just accepted it. She smiled and look me straight in the eyes, almost like a porn star, just as i was about to bust, someone pushed me from behind and i tripped over my pants around my ankles and went straight onto her treadmill as i looked up my face went directly into her snatch, naturally i stuck my tongue in there and started going wild, like mike vick at a humane society, as we both got thrown backwards off the treadmill i made damn sure my face wasnt going anywhere, next thing i new we were in the 69 position and she was pissing in my mouth, ehhhh what the F is that i screamed! "im sorry" "your just so hot and amazing at oral that i squirted" "wait a minute, that wasnt pee?" i asked "no" she replied. At this point words didnt need to be exchanged i put my face right back in the muff and she started suckin my peyton manthing and the rest was history. After this happened i asked about her personal life, turns out shes married and her son goes to W. Mich $$$$$$$$$ And dont worry her husband wont find out and were gonna keep hooking up at the gym.

W. Mich +2.5

[jonblaze2424]

hahaaaaaa great stuff.....lovin it.....lets go western michigan!

[dikbreath08]

you guys are freakin hilarious....i was gonna jump off a bridge until I read these posts and now I have a new reason for living...THANKS!!!

[dikbreath08]

You guys are hilarious....I was going to jump off a bridge until I started reading these posts......thanks for giving me a new reason to live

[mangina11]

Tough Loss Last night, made a crazy parlay in another thread. Got one play for this thread today with no write up, sorry, had a lot of shit to do today/tonight

George Wash +13.5

Also like UMASS +4

[extenzeuser]

Also don't have a huge story today, but I am on my way to the Gopher/Northwestern game tonight so I decided to take that game and I am going with the Gophers. If you watch the game, look for the naked guy 9 rows behind the Gopher bench jerking off.....I do it so much at those games that the university just stopped kicking me out after a while so I will be there all game.....my pick:

Gophers -4.5

[mangina11]

Alright Mangina in the motha fricken house. For those of you following thats 6-1 in my last 7 NCAABB.

Couldnt sleep again last night, as i was up counting all my greenbacks that I had made last night, and jerking off to jimmer fredette nailing every shot he took. I was getting so excited about the game that I was watching that I began sending out the "mass text" message. Except I made the mistake of sending it to my ex-girlfriend. The text message read something like this "holy shit, turn on cbs college channel, Jimmer is nailing everything in sight!" Most of my homeboys responded quickly with a "already there brah" or the classic "yea ill turn it right on, not, **** you" But when i got the message from my ex i knew something was going on. "You son of a bitch, i thought Jimmer was our secret" it read. You see Jimmer was the name that we had given our double sided dildo. And the day we broke up i shoved jimmer so far inside that trick, that she bled for 3 weeks straight, i tore every muscle in her lavia. After i did that, I took it out and ran out of the house butt naked screaming like a school girl all the way down the block.

CS Northridge + 6.5

Could have 1 or 2 more plays later. Looking at La Tech and Morehead St games.

[mangina11]

Add Boise St +1

[mangina11]

Nothing worse than having a team + points, and they lose in overtime and dont cover. 1-1 last night 7-2 last 9

As for tonight, I jerked off so much last night after the bar, that I have been moisturizing and applying aloe to my foreskin to try and help the scabbing and bleeding and havent had time to look at any games. If my dick stops bleeding before 330 maybe i will force a play, probably not though

[mangina11]

I have one play so far today, gonna roll with the big red at home and take Neb -1.5 Im loving the line movement in this game with the public all over the road dog and the line still moving in Neb favor. Lets get another winner.

[mangina11]

Well, that makes it 8-2 in the last 10.

Taking a closer look at the USC game later tonight and the NW game

[mangina11]

Gonna take a shot at the NBA here, gonna go over 100.5 2H Miami @ OKC.

[mangina11]

8-3
Canisius or whatever +10

[mangina11]

8-3
Canisius or whatever +10

[mangina11]

8-4 canisius couldnt close it out for us last night. Lets get back in the win column with a great play.

Miss +6.5

After this one hits, i will have a story of a lifetime tomorrow. BOL

[mangina11]

9-4, 9-3 for cbb, but anyways i havent been able to post storied because i have been pretty busy with work and just changed locations, actually had the cable guy over yesterday setting up the new tv, and i knew from the moment he walked in the door, that something was wrong with this guy. He had one of those creepy looks to him and was wearing the glasses that tint when there is more light, so you know that he has some mental issues. Anyways, he bends over by the tv and starts hooking up the cable boxes and thats when i see it, hes not wearing underwear. BOOM instant erection. Now im very intrigued and can tell hes into me. He keeps sending me suttle hints, asking me "what size cable" I want, and "do i have HD" Obviously hes not a mangina follower or he would know i have a huge dick. So as he was behind the tv setting things up, I got completely naked and sat spread eagle on the couch. He was in the middle of asking me a question when he poked his head around and saw me.... the look on his face let me know that he was not having it.... "What the Fuk are you doing?" he asked. "Im gonna please you today cable guy" i responded. He immediately got up and ran for the door leaving all of his equipment behind. I pursued him and dove at his ankles, taking him down right before he could reach the door handle. It was at this point i realiZed that I needed to do something or my neighbors were gonna look at me funny. At this moment i started wrapping my dong around his neck like a BkofAma snak, once i got it wrapped around nice and tight I dragged him back to my room and turned on I used to be fat, on MTV, now some of you are probably thinking, "huh?" "What is going on here?" Well let me tell you what happened next, BOOM instantly i saw a 300lb chick in spandex, you could see every crack and hole on her enormous body, i was soooooo fukin hard that the blood started rushing to my dik, thats when BAMMMM i just cut the cable guys head right off with my rock hard cock.

SDSU -5.5
St. Joe +13

[xelance]

this stuff is hilarious