[ABEHONEST]

It's your funeral boys, just wait and see the coming college basketball lines we have concocked for you. We burned many a night, conniving, studying with a fine tooth comb, cunningly working on the ultimate precise point spreads to unleash on you.

Ahhh..we cannot wait either. Any second now.

[ABEHONEST]

Okay, okay, stop being so pushy boys and ghouls.
I will release then when "I" have them sharpened down to a fine sharp tooth.
Be any second now......

[ABEHONEST]

Okay, this is the only tip my bosses will give you boys--and they cried about this,too--The Nov. 25th schedule of all potential college basketball games to possibly have point spreads:

No more complaints, ya hear?
Wednesday, November 25, 2020

EST:
Weds. Nov. 25.

[ABEHONEST]

This comes from a reliable source, in fact a very reliable source. No baskets til Sunday evening or maybe even til Monday?
Never spread hot dope too soon, though.

[ABEHONEST]

Seems the 3 Little Pigs I hired to post the first Nov. 25 basketball lines, *ucked up Big Time?

Now I must look for a smarter pig. "Hey, I can do this, just wait and see."
So we wait.
Smart Piggy said: " Tusk, tusk, no prob."

Nov.25, 2020..
***New schedule below. Crispy and more accurate.
I had to fire all pigs except the one true genius, Pigstradamus. But he is on "wait and see?"

[pimike]

To early for this

[Optional]

Are trying to get people to die of anticipation Abe?

Where's the winners?

oink oink

[ABEHONEST]

Are trying to get people to die of anticipation Abe?

Where's the winners?

oink oink

Well,Opt., you know Iowa is known for having a vast amount of pig farms and I just happened to be visiting Iowa recently, so, I stopped by a pig farm and was so lucky enough to run into one of their brightest sports Swamis just yesterday.
Pigstradamus Pig, ever heard of him, well, he became famous when he predicted when newborn twins would arrive in Calgary, Canada, back in 2019.

Pigstradamus Pig, now picks Iowa to get to the Final Four. But PP also has bad news for the Hawkeyes, he claims, big man Garza will jinx the Hawkeyes by bragging so much, all starters will will come down with C-19 on Final Four weekend and have to forfeit their shot at the championship title.
This, I see is a bunch of hogwash.

But...he stands by his record here and this is a true story. And his method for predictions cannot be questioned.
https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/mobile/pr...402?cache=yes?

[ABEHONEST]

Okay, okay, this is what happens when you put a pig incharge of our sacred college basketball hoops.
Try this schedule from a non-pig source.
Much better to focus on at the very least and maybe less junk games, and close to accurate game times, I believe.


November 25/26
Wednesday November 25
9:00a
601
602
St. Bonaventure
Towson


11:00a
697
698
East Tennessee State
Abilene Christian

12:00p
603
604
Oakland
Xavier

1:00p
609
610
Western Carolina
UNC Wilmington

1:00p
605
606
North Dakota
Miami-Ohio

2:00p
611
612
Drake
Kansas State

2:00p
615
616
Fairfield
Providence

2:00p
613
614
Old Dominion
Maryland

2:00p
699
700
Akron
Middle Tennessee

2:00p
706
705
Northern Iowa
West Virginia

3:00p
617
618
Toledo
Bradley

4:00p
619
620
Oklahoma State
Texas-Arlington

4:00p
621
622
Evansville
Louisville

4:00p
623
624
Bowling Green
Michigan

4:30p
707
708
Saint Mary's-California
Memphis

5:00p
701
702
Austin Peay
Nebraska-Omaha

5:00p
629
630
UC Riverside
Pacific

5:00p
627
628
Idaho State
Santa Clara

5:00p
625
626
Idaho
Seattle

5:30p
631
632
Utah Valley
Stanford

6:00p
717
718
Liberty
Purdue

6:00p
637
638
Morehead State
Kentucky

6:00p
635
636
College of Charleston
North Carolina
6:00p
633
634
Ball State
Northern Kentucky

6:00p
659
660
Eastern Michigan
Michigan State

7:00p
641
642
Oral Roberts
Missouri

7:00p
649
650
UIC
Northern Illinois

7:00p
721
722
Villanova
Boston College

7:00p
655
656
Florida Atlantic
South Alabama

7:00p
657
658
Saint Peter's
St. John's

7:00p
643
644
Hofstra
Monmouth

7:00p
663
664
Wisconsin-Green Bay
Minnesota

7:00p
653
654
Northern Arizona
Arizona

7:00p
727
728
Colorado State
California

7:30p
669
670
Jacksonville State
Alabama

8:00p
673
674
UTSA
Oklahoma

8:00p
671
672
UTRGV
Texas

8:00p
703
704
Indiana State
East Carolina

8:00p
667
668
Charlotte
Tennessee

8:00p
651
652-Indiana Purdue
Chicago State

8:00p
662
661
Colorado
South Dakota

8:00p
665
666
Tennessee Tech
Indiana

8:30p
719
720
Clemson
Mississippi State

9:00p
677
678
Georgia State
Georgia Tech

9:00p
675
676
Detroit
Richmond

9:00p
679
680
Eastern Washington
Oregon

9:30p
711
712
Utah State
Wichita State

9:30p
723
724
Arizona State
Baylor

10:00p
681
682
Eastern Illinois
Wisconsin

10:00p
691
692
Cal Poly
Portland

10:00p
693
694
Southern Utah
Loyola Marymount

10:30p
685
686
UCLA
San Diego State

11:00p
695
696
Portland State
Washington

11:00p
689
690
Cal Baptist
USC

Thursday November 26
11:00a
751
752
Towson
Rhode Island

12:00p
753
754
Bradley
Xavier

12:00p
757
758
Wright State
Illinois

1:30p
759
760
Gonzaga
Kansas

2:00p
763
764
George Mason
Northeastern

2:00p
761
762
La Salle
St. John's

3:00p
755
756
Toledo
Oakland

4:00p
765
766
Siena
UMass

4:30p
767
768
Auburn
Saint Joseph's

[ABEHONEST]

This may be the only college basketball line you'll see for 40 hours or more?
At least someone did break out of the boredom of the long waiting. One is better than none and this Book with take 2k on either team.
Name: Bov.....
The game: Total
2Hours til tip
14:55
36
39
Fort Hays State
Emporia State

-1.5 (-115)
+1.5 (-125)
-160
+120
O132.5 (-125)
U132.5 (-115)

[ABEHONEST]

Opps, those were "live" lines. Game is just ending.

[ABEHONEST]

Check for college baskets below. PP is now sweating and says, " Damn, this was not the easy pickings I thought it would be."

[ABEHONEST]

It's all over boys. I am going to take a huge loss on PP's early games, but heck, that's gambling when you stick your neck out too far.
Lucky for PP, he has not neck. He's all jaws.

1. All PP's lines today, will be canceled the first second a Book releases any college point spreads

2. No parlays, all straights; Point changes will happen, so watch your time clock & spreads before you play

3. The limits: 6 bet points on one single play. No doubling up.

4. All games will be scratched, at, or by, 5pm, est. *Or back to number 1 rule?

PP says, "hah, thought you had PP, didn't you?"

[QUOTE=ABEHONEST;29904276]

Weds.
1. *Northern Iowa
2. West Virginia-10

3. Evansville
4. Louisville-13

5. Morehead State
6. Kentucky-29

7. College of Christian
8. UNC-26 1/2

9. Eastern Michigan
10. Michigan St.-29

11. Villanova-11
12. Boston College

13. Tenn. Tech
14. Indiana-22 1/2

15. Arizona St.
16. Baylor- 2 1/2 [ 153 ]

17. UCLA
18. San Diego St .-5 1/2


Thursday
19. Gonzaga
20. Kansas- 3 [ 153 ]

21.
22.

[ABEHONEST]

Sorry, all you feisty sports gamblers, I had to move some spreads because I am taking some heavy action back here at the House Of Pigs, my home away from the farm.
We pigs love to gamble just as much as you SBR folks. Study those lines and make your plays before they jump like jelly beans.
Meanwhile, back to the table.

[ABEHONEST]

Games are officially closed. *
See this.

PM 721 Villanova
-13½ -110 o
722 Boston College +13½ -110 o
09:30 PM 723 Arizona State
+6½ -110 o
724 Baylor -6½ -110 o

* This game is at Ft.Myers, not Kansas
Thursday, Nov 26, 2020 - NCAA Basketball
01:30 PM 759 Gonzaga -2½ -115 o
760 Kansas +2½ -105 o

[ABEHONEST]

Hey, I told you boys, Pig Pigstradamus was a star. Look what that little rascal did for sports gamblers on SBR.
1.First to give you a full schedule basketball schedule--okay, couple edits.
1.First to give you sports gamblers a betting college basketball line. But you boys decided to pass, being the rather conservative players you are. That was smart thinking I am sure.

Now be a nice group and give PP what he deserves? Oh, I mean a bow.

If the well established society on SBR gives PP what he deserves, he promises to sleep on his laurels for quite awhile.
Come on boys and send this pig to bed.

[ABEHONEST]

Yes, dear me, I simply cannot go sound to sleep, you boys know why don't you?
Okay, maybe that gigantic social group on here is a bit slow? Opps, PP let that slip out. Just little joke, but all I asked for was a bow, a compliment, something?

Master Abe has no clue either, why no praise comes my way. Here's my dilemma
Trying to sleep with one eye open is impossible. See?

Oops again. Forgive Abe he sent the wrong photo. PP doesn't do photos, he only predicts national news and sporting events, and that is the end to his genius. Here you go and see the truth of what I said, and please, please, I did all I could for this forum, I gave you things to get excited about and darn it, I am so sleepy and worn out.
See.

[ABEHONEST]

PP, say he has it figured out. SBR is loaded with Jewish members and this cartoon tells the tale.
But wait a minute? They never eat little pigs like me because I am a smart swine. Yet, still no complements, and me, still unable to sleep. So, it must be what the cartoon suggests?

Well, I guess they find me to be too boar'ing? Okay, I promise, if one single Jewish member will give me a bow, I will join your anti-boar group. Hey, if I'm lying I'm dying.
And even let you dine on my dime, and on this swine, too.
Deal?

[ABEHONEST]

Guess not, again.
I may have to hire a hog detective? Well, I have no choice do I? Hey, I was the most publicized pig in Canada at one time and I go to the USA and get this? Okay, me and Abe have no choice but to get right down to the prob.
Take this..
"That's not a hog!" We give up!

We did hear this rumor though, that 4,000 SBR members of that almighty cult have been, secretly, sending PM's back n forth and asking all members to simply blackball Abe & PP. Hey, we can't prove anything, but the evidence is overwhelming.
Or, is it the opposite? Ton's of circumstantial evidence but still no concrete proof?

I'll tell you why. The word is, "they all use invisible oink on those PM's."
We don't stand a chance on here.
Back to bed PP goes, but now he can't sleep for this rotten dream he keeps seeing. And in his dream, the whole picture is now coming into focus. PP just explained to ABE what this dream truly means, "these boys are only fooling with us?"
And PP's dream makes the only sense possible. This:

Okay, PP goes back to finally getting some decent rest, and now ABE, feels so much better, knowing this bizarre, puzzling puzzle on SBR, was only a friendly joke.
Okay, boys, you got us. Have a good one.

[Optional]

Made any bets yet Abe?

[ABEHONEST]

Made any bets yet Abe?

Yes, me and PP have made a few, now, we have to restudy and see if we must toss any of them out.
Way too many games and too early to pin these rascals down.
I will have PP post one decent play, but we say, not to make a habit of that could lead to ticking a bunch of members off.

[ABEHONEST]

Yes, we decided to go with previous scratched team, Az. State. They have a POY contender among other good qualities. Az-the points against overmatched Rh. Island, but don't go to the bank until Thursday, then we'll see.

Now, if we lose, PP may go back to predicting baby births.

[ABEHONEST]

Yes, we decided to go with previous scratched team, Az. State. They have a POY contender among other good qualities. Az-the points against overmatched Rh. Island, but don't go to the bank until Thursday, then we'll see.

Now, if we lose, PP may go back to predicting baby births.

Okay, okay, our team lost by 1 point.
But that was no reason for this gigantic clan here, to do this to my PPPP? That stands for my precious pig pal, Pigstradamus.

Now, some dirty dog did this to my pig pal, who once had the prettiest pink balls ever seen on a pig. But not anymore. It really is going too far. And all because ABE was already blackballed, you had to go and do the one thing that would hurt both of us.