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    These greedy little..


    It's your funeral boys, just wait and see the coming college basketball lines we have concocked for you. We burned many a night, conniving, studying with a fine tooth comb, cunningly working on the ultimate precise point spreads to unleash on you.

    Ahhh..we cannot wait either. Any second now.

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    Okay, okay, stop being so pushy boys and ghouls.
    I will release then when "I" have them sharpened down to a fine sharp tooth.
    Be any second now......

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    Okay, this is the only tip my bosses will give you boys--and they cried about this,too--The Nov. 25th schedule of all potential college basketball games to possibly have point spreads:

    No more complaints, ya hear?
    Wednesday, November 25, 2020

    EST:
    Weds. Nov. 25.
    Last edited by ABEHONEST; 11-21-20 at 01:04 AM.

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    hOT DOPE SCOOP

    This comes from a reliable source, in fact a very reliable source. No baskets til Sunday evening or maybe even til Monday?
    Never spread hot dope too soon, though.

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    Seems the 3 Little Pigs I hired to post the first Nov. 25 basketball lines, *ucked up Big Time?

    Now I must look for a smarter pig. "Hey, I can do this, just wait and see."
    So we wait.
    Smart Piggy said: " Tusk, tusk, no prob."

    Nov.25, 2020..
    ***New schedule below. Crispy and more accurate.
    I had to fire all pigs except the one true genius, Pigstradamus. But he is on "wait and see?"
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    Are trying to get people to die of anticipation Abe?

    Where's the winners?

    oink oink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Are trying to get people to die of anticipation Abe?

    Where's the winners?

    oink oink
    Well,Opt., you know Iowa is known for having a vast amount of pig farms and I just happened to be visiting Iowa recently, so, I stopped by a pig farm and was so lucky enough to run into one of their brightest sports Swamis just yesterday.
    Pigstradamus Pig, ever heard of him, well, he became famous when he predicted when newborn twins would arrive in Calgary, Canada, back in 2019.

    Pigstradamus Pig, now picks Iowa to get to the Final Four. But PP also has bad news for the Hawkeyes, he claims, big man Garza will jinx the Hawkeyes by bragging so much, all starters will will come down with C-19 on Final Four weekend and have to forfeit their shot at the championship title.
    This, I see is a bunch of hogwash.

    But...he stands by his record here and this is a true story. And his method for predictions cannot be questioned.
    https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/mobile/pr...402?cache=yes?

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    Okay, okay, this is what happens when you put a pig incharge of our sacred college basketball hoops.
    Try this schedule from a non-pig source.
    Much better to focus on at the very least and maybe less junk games, and close to accurate game times, I believe.


    November 25/26
    Wednesday November 25
    9:00a
    601
    602
    St. Bonaventure
    Towson


    11:00a
    697
    698
    East Tennessee State
    Abilene Christian

    12:00p
    603
    604
    Oakland
    Xavier

    1:00p
    609
    610
    Western Carolina
    UNC Wilmington

    1:00p
    605
    606
    North Dakota
    Miami-Ohio

    2:00p
    611
    612
    Drake
    Kansas State

    2:00p
    615
    616
    Fairfield
    Providence

    2:00p
    613
    614
    Old Dominion
    Maryland

    2:00p
    699
    700
    Akron
    Middle Tennessee

    2:00p
    706
    705
    Northern Iowa
    West Virginia

    3:00p
    617
    618
    Toledo
    Bradley

    4:00p
    619
    620
    Oklahoma State
    Texas-Arlington

    4:00p
    621
    622
    Evansville
    Louisville

    4:00p
    623
    624
    Bowling Green
    Michigan

    4:30p
    707
    708
    Saint Mary's-California
    Memphis

    5:00p
    701
    702
    Austin Peay
    Nebraska-Omaha

    5:00p
    629
    630
    UC Riverside
    Pacific

    5:00p
    627
    628
    Idaho State
    Santa Clara

    5:00p
    625
    626
    Idaho
    Seattle

    5:30p
    631
    632
    Utah Valley
    Stanford

    6:00p
    717
    718
    Liberty
    Purdue

    6:00p
    637
    638
    Morehead State
    Kentucky

    6:00p
    635
    636
    College of Charleston
    North Carolina
    6:00p
    633
    634
    Ball State
    Northern Kentucky

    6:00p
    659
    660
    Eastern Michigan
    Michigan State

    7:00p
    641
    642
    Oral Roberts
    Missouri

    7:00p
    649
    650
    UIC
    Northern Illinois

    7:00p
    721
    722
    Villanova
    Boston College

    7:00p
    655
    656
    Florida Atlantic
    South Alabama

    7:00p
    657
    658
    Saint Peter's
    St. John's

    7:00p
    643
    644
    Hofstra
    Monmouth

    7:00p
    663
    664
    Wisconsin-Green Bay
    Minnesota

    7:00p
    653
    654
    Northern Arizona
    Arizona

    7:00p
    727
    728
    Colorado State
    California

    7:30p
    669
    670
    Jacksonville State
    Alabama

    8:00p
    673
    674
    UTSA
    Oklahoma

    8:00p
    671
    672
    UTRGV
    Texas

    8:00p
    703
    704
    Indiana State
    East Carolina

    8:00p
    667
    668
    Charlotte
    Tennessee

    8:00p
    651
    652-Indiana Purdue
    Chicago State

    8:00p
    662
    661
    Colorado
    South Dakota

    8:00p
    665
    666
    Tennessee Tech
    Indiana

    8:30p
    719
    720
    Clemson
    Mississippi State

    9:00p
    677
    678
    Georgia State
    Georgia Tech

    9:00p
    675
    676
    Detroit
    Richmond

    9:00p
    679
    680
    Eastern Washington
    Oregon

    9:30p
    711
    712
    Utah State
    Wichita State

    9:30p
    723
    724
    Arizona State
    Baylor

    10:00p
    681
    682
    Eastern Illinois
    Wisconsin

    10:00p
    691
    692
    Cal Poly
    Portland

    10:00p
    693
    694
    Southern Utah
    Loyola Marymount

    10:30p
    685
    686
    UCLA
    San Diego State

    11:00p
    695
    696
    Portland State
    Washington

    11:00p
    689
    690
    Cal Baptist
    USC

    Thursday November 26
    11:00a
    751
    752
    Towson
    Rhode Island

    12:00p
    753
    754
    Bradley
    Xavier

    12:00p
    757
    758
    Wright State
    Illinois

    1:30p
    759
    760
    Gonzaga
    Kansas

    2:00p
    763
    764
    George Mason
    Northeastern

    2:00p
    761
    762
    La Salle
    St. John's

    3:00p
    755
    756
    Toledo
    Oakland

    4:00p
    765
    766
    Siena
    UMass

    4:30p
    767
    768
    Auburn
    Saint Joseph's
    Last edited by ABEHONEST; 11-21-20 at 12:38 PM.

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    Finally, a Book with some pignuts. First line of the season?

    This may be the only college basketball line you'll see for 40 hours or more?
    At least someone did break out of the boredom of the long waiting. One is better than none and this Book with take 2k on either team.
    Name: Bov.....
    The game: Total
    2Hours til tip
    14:55
    36
    39
    Fort Hays State
    Emporia State

    -1.5 (-115)
    +1.5 (-125)
    -160
    +120
    O132.5 (-125)
    U132.5 (-115)

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    Opps, those were "live" lines. Game is just ending.

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    Pig Pigstradamus is so ...boared. He will release the very first college baskets!

    Check for college baskets below. PP is now sweating and says, " Damn, this was not the easy pickings I thought it would be."
    Last edited by ABEHONEST; 11-22-20 at 11:53 AM. Reason: Sloppy schedule

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    It's all over boys. I am going to take a huge loss on PP's early games, but heck, that's gambling when you stick your neck out too far.
    Lucky for PP, he has not neck. He's all jaws.

    1. All PP's lines today, will be canceled the first second a Book releases any college point spreads

    2. No parlays, all straights; Point changes will happen, so watch your time clock & spreads before you play

    3. The limits: 6 bet points on one single play. No doubling up.

    4. All games will be scratched, at, or by, 5pm, est. *Or back to number 1 rule?

    PP says, "hah, thought you had PP, didn't you?"

    [QUOTE=ABEHONEST;29904276]

    Weds.
    1. *Northern Iowa
    2. West Virginia-10

    3. Evansville
    4. Louisville-13

    5. Morehead State
    6. Kentucky-29

    7. College of Christian
    8. UNC-26 1/2

    9. Eastern Michigan
    10. Michigan St.-29

    11. Villanova-11
    12. Boston College

    13. Tenn. Tech
    14. Indiana-22 1/2

    15. Arizona St.
    16. Baylor- 2 1/2 [ 153 ]

    17. UCLA
    18. San Diego St .-5 1/2


    Thursday
    19. Gonzaga
    20. Kansas- 3 [ 153 ]

    21.
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    Sorry, all you feisty sports gamblers, I had to move some spreads because I am taking some heavy action back here at the House Of Pigs, my home away from the farm.
    We pigs love to gamble just as much as you SBR folks. Study those lines and make your plays before they jump like jelly beans.
    Meanwhile, back to the table.

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    Games are officially closed. *
    See this.

    PM 721 Villanova
    -13 -110 o
    722 Boston College +13 -110 o
    09:30 PM 723 Arizona State
    +6 -110 o
    724 Baylor -6 -110 o

    * This game is at Ft.Myers, not Kansas
    Thursday, Nov 26, 2020 - NCAA Basketball
    01:30 PM 759 Gonzaga -2 -115 o
    760 Kansas +2 -105 o
    Last edited by ABEHONEST; 11-22-20 at 02:26 PM.

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    PP needs bow.

    Hey, I told you boys, Pig Pigstradamus was a star. Look what that little rascal did for sports gamblers on SBR.
    1.First to give you a full schedule basketball schedule--okay, couple edits.
    1.First to give you sports gamblers a betting college basketball line. But you boys decided to pass, being the rather conservative players you are. That was smart thinking I am sure.

    Now be a nice group and give PP what he deserves? Oh, I mean a bow.

    If the well established society on SBR gives PP what he deserves, he promises to sleep on his laurels for quite awhile.
    Come on boys and send this pig to bed.

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    PP can't sleep.

    Yes, dear me, I simply cannot go sound to sleep, you boys know why don't you?
    Okay, maybe that gigantic social group on here is a bit slow? Opps, PP let that slip out. Just little joke, but all I asked for was a bow, a compliment, something?

    Master Abe has no clue either, why no praise comes my way. Here's my dilemma
    Trying to sleep with one eye open is impossible. See?

    Oops again. Forgive Abe he sent the wrong photo. PP doesn't do photos, he only predicts national news and sporting events, and that is the end to his genius. Here you go and see the truth of what I said, and please, please, I did all I could for this forum, I gave you things to get excited about and darn it, I am so sleepy and worn out.
    See.

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    PP, say he has it figured out. SBR is loaded with Jewish members and this cartoon tells the tale.
    But wait a minute? They never eat little pigs like me because I am a smart swine. Yet, still no complements, and me, still unable to sleep. So, it must be what the cartoon suggests?

    Well, I guess they find me to be too boar'ing? Okay, I promise, if one single Jewish member will give me a bow, I will join your anti-boar group. Hey, if I'm lying I'm dying.
    And even let you dine on my dime, and on this swine, too.
    Deal?

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    Guess not, again.
    I may have to hire a hog detective? Well, I have no choice do I? Hey, I was the most publicized pig in Canada at one time and I go to the USA and get this? Okay, me and Abe have no choice but to get right down to the prob.
    Take this..
    "That's not a hog!" We give up!

    We did hear this rumor though, that 4,000 SBR members of that almighty cult have been, secretly, sending PM's back n forth and asking all members to simply blackball Abe & PP. Hey, we can't prove anything, but the evidence is overwhelming.
    Or, is it the opposite? Ton's of circumstantial evidence but still no concrete proof?

    I'll tell you why. The word is, "they all use invisible oink on those PM's."
    We don't stand a chance on here.
    Back to bed PP goes, but now he can't sleep for this rotten dream he keeps seeing. And in his dream, the whole picture is now coming into focus. PP just explained to ABE what this dream truly means, "these boys are only fooling with us?"
    And PP's dream makes the only sense possible. This:

    Okay, PP goes back to finally getting some decent rest, and now ABE, feels so much better, knowing this bizarre, puzzling puzzle on SBR, was only a friendly joke.
    Okay, boys, you got us. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Made any bets yet Abe?
    Yes, me and PP have made a few, now, we have to restudy and see if we must toss any of them out.
    Way too many games and too early to pin these rascals down.
    I will have PP post one decent play, but we say, not to make a habit of that could lead to ticking a bunch of members off.

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    Abe and PP's one pick on baskets

    Yes, we decided to go with previous scratched team, Az. State. They have a POY contender among other good qualities. Az-the points against overmatched Rh. Island, but don't go to the bank until Thursday, then we'll see.

    Now, if we lose, PP may go back to predicting baby births.

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