Dont let the name Fool you, I GET WINNERS
Hello Forum, i was referred here by a good friend of mine, Rudy Rudiger, some of you might know him as the little red headed f***, but to me he is more than that. From a young age me and Rudy used to play football with the older kids, it was all fine and dandy until Rudy went off to college and I got stuck working in the Iron plant. Rudy was on his way to Holy Cross and I was working my way up to nightime supervisor, it was five days after my promotion that i was blown to pieces in a fiery explosion that did not do me justice in the movie, some of you may have guessed it, its me Pete, Im back from the dead and ready to give you all a couple winners tonight.
1. Nevada +8 (2 units)
- This is an easy winner here, No such thing some of you may proclaim, but guess what, im F****N dead, so follow this pick or i will come to your house, stand over you while you sleep and play with myself as if I was watching Kim Kardashian get plowed by Seabiscuit (yes the horse with the giant Dong!)
2. Illinois -8
- Well well well what do we have here, well its free money, its almost as if Obama said, wait a minute im wasting all this money on health care, and new urinals at the white house, might as well call up my friends at vegas and give my friend Pete a Few easy units.
3. Dayton +3.5
- Let me spit you a couple facts here that will make you either *** in your pants or you will rip your anus so wide blood will flow like the nile river after a monsoon like rain. DAYTON AVERAGES 69ppg
this is automatic. Any team that averages 69 will cover the spread, dont believe me ask GOD, oh your still alive and havent been to the after life yet, damn that sucks! And if that stat doesnt push you to place your hard earned money on the Flyers how bout this one. DID YOU KNOW the dayton flyers played their first 6 seasons without a coach 1903-1909, wondering what this has to do with anything well not only did they not have a coach, but they still went 54-9, dont believe me? look it up baby. They return every one of the guys from those 6 seasons and should have a VERY veteran squad that may not be able to dunk, but dont worry they wear shorts so small and tight if we watch the game closely in HD we might be able to see a couple ball sacs come squirming out of those wee-little shorts!!! If we pray hard enough maybe even a purple helmet warrior will grace us with its presence.
HOP ON WITH THESE FELLAS AND TAIL ME BABY
1. Nevada +8 (2 units)
- This is an easy winner here, No such thing some of you may proclaim, but guess what, im F****N dead, so follow this pick or i will come to your house, stand over you while you sleep and play with myself as if I was watching Kim Kardashian get plowed by Seabiscuit (yes the horse with the giant Dong!)
2. Illinois -8
- Well well well what do we have here, well its free money, its almost as if Obama said, wait a minute im wasting all this money on health care, and new urinals at the white house, might as well call up my friends at vegas and give my friend Pete a Few easy units.
3. Dayton +3.5
- Let me spit you a couple facts here that will make you either *** in your pants or you will rip your anus so wide blood will flow like the nile river after a monsoon like rain. DAYTON AVERAGES 69ppg
this is automatic. Any team that averages 69 will cover the spread, dont believe me ask GOD, oh your still alive and havent been to the after life yet, damn that sucks! And if that stat doesnt push you to place your hard earned money on the Flyers how bout this one. DID YOU KNOW the dayton flyers played their first 6 seasons without a coach 1903-1909, wondering what this has to do with anything well not only did they not have a coach, but they still went 54-9, dont believe me? look it up baby. They return every one of the guys from those 6 seasons and should have a VERY veteran squad that may not be able to dunk, but dont worry they wear shorts so small and tight if we watch the game closely in HD we might be able to see a couple ball sacs come squirming out of those wee-little shorts!!! If we pray hard enough maybe even a purple helmet warrior will grace us with its presence.HOP ON WITH THESE FELLAS AND TAIL ME BABY
.good luck anyway
