this-computer-at-work-is-ancient
security-booth
SORRY!
security-booth
SORRY!
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i'd-get-one-of-those-blackberrys...
but-i-hate-being-tracked-by-the-gov+the-phone-co.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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anyway,
i-hope-you-dont-mind.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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the-moderators-hate-it...
BECAUSE-IT'S-FRUCKING-ANNOYING!!!blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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So...
I-made-a-pact-to-just-try-to-stay-confined-to-my-thread.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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I-figure,i-wont-get-canned-if-i-just-chill-in-my-thread.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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So-here-i-am-kicking-it...
Whats-good-tomorrow/today???blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Talk-sports-with-me-stinger.
What-do-you-think?
Do-you-like-my-blond-chicks???blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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HERE-i'LL-THROW-OUT-SOME-BLOND-CHICKS.
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
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FROM-WHITEPRIDE.COM
NOT-THAT-I'M-THERE-MUCH.
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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not enough nipple, try again =)Teaser Parlays of the Century: 2-0
»NFL: 1-0
»NBA: 1-0
Active Bankroll: $327.75 (+60.91)
12/21/10: $266.84 (+$56.60)
12/20/10: $210.24
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blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
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Here's-an-older-ugly-one.
Looks-like-dad-thread-material.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
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Try-to-get-myself-tanked-to-pz-again.
My-mlb-thread-stayed-up-depite-pictures-of-pigs-peeing-on-mohammed.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Do you know blank? Only minus between words!!!Comment -
n a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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LINDSAY-MALFUNCTION
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Searching-for-nipples.
Yes-i-know-blank,but-lack-blank,which-is-why-i'm-in-myyyy-thread.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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IF-YOU-WANT-NIPPLES-GO-TO-YOUR-BROWSER-AND-TYPE-IN-A-BUNCH-OF-DIRTY-RAUNCHY-WORDS-LIKE-SEX-WRAPAROUNDS-PANCAKING..ETC.
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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I-got-a-clean-one...
Paraphrased.
Two-blondes-are-locked-out-of-their-car.
They-can't-open-the-door-handles,
so-one-of-them-goes-back-in-the-store-and-buys-
a-coat-hanger.
They-spend-10-minutes-adjusting-the-coat-hanger-and-twisting-it
to-make-a-hook.
Then-the-first-blond-starts-trying-to-open-the-lock.
She-fails-and-the-second-one-take-over..trying-and-shimmying-to
get-the-hook-onto-the-doorlock-and-let-themselves-in.
They-go-back-and-forth-trying-to-get-the-lock-knob-up,
when-it-starts-drizzling.
Clouds-form,wind-picks-up-and-drops-start-falling.
The-one-blond-gets-impatient-and-starts-yelling,we-have-to-get-in-
the-car-now.
The-second-blond-says-what's-the-hurry,they-both-were-wearing-
parkas.
The-first-blond-says-i-don't-want-the-upholstry-to-get-wet...
we-have-a-convertable-and-the-top-is-down!!
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. What do you call 15 blonde's in a circle?
A. A dope ring.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A1. The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2. None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A. Her IQ goes up!blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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People might think you are a Redneck if...
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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People might think you are a Redneck if...
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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You know you're a redneck when...
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end".
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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you-may-be-a-redneck-if,
your-front-yard-is...blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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an-aligator-reserve.
??
used-as-a-backdrop-for-shootout-scenes?
nahh...
a-nonsmoking-area-because-it-doubles-as-an-ammo-dump.
(i'm-freestyling-here,so-bear-with-me).blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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that-was-a-pretty-good-one-though.blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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