You know your a Gambler when...

[BrandonLaz]

YOu really know ur a gamble when u use the casino option in ur sportbook loll and loose all ur capping win on craps or BJ

Yea I have been there before. That was about 8 years ago in my younger days I was a young dumb kid back then.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

When your at a party at 2 am drunk as **** with a girl talking to you and your checking tomorrows lines on your iphone

[Bread]

HEP ME!

[ijustwant2bpaid]

what kind of hep bread, a, b, or c, i hear c's the worst

[Bread]

HEP ME! (c)

[ijustwant2bpaid]

guess its better than u saying hiv me...

[Enforcer_23]

when you're refreshing the page every 30 seconds for lines on Sunday nights for next weekends games (College Football season)

[theplagy]

When you bet on a team you have no clue how to pronounce.

Even worst when there's more attendance at your daughter high school game than those matches, (soccer)


like

Vöcklabruck
Kapfenberg
Telstar Ijmuiden
Universitatea Craiova

[Fiasco]

1) If you're reading this...
2) If you only care about the spread of the game/ or the Over/Under... Regardless of if you have money on it...
3) If you'll bet anyone anything at anytime...
4) Watching the midnight Hawaii Games on Justin.tv twice a week during College Basketball... (I knew this team better than teams that I actually like...)
5) When everyone around you knows what game you're watching and who you have money on... (This was commonplace in my dorm last year... got a couple of warnings for noise ordinances...)
6) When the first thing people ask you during the day when they see you is who you either 1) bet on or 2) have money on that day...
7) When your entire attitude is determined by winning/losing (or rather covering/not covering). You are superstitious about all things because of this...
8) All people know you for is gambling and making bets.... Mainly because you blow these people off countless nights each week until the late game goes off... this is also the time to point out how your night doesn't end until the last game has happened... as late as it may go (especially those 12+ inning late games in baseball)
9) People that don't know you for gambling, know you for sports and those whom you'd rather not know you gamble think you are the biggest sports fan in the world. Those individuals who actually think you can watch sports 12 hours a day (any event) during basketball/football season without leaving the chair except to refill your drink, and think you spend countless hours on your computer for no apparent reason... and then wonder why you get so enthusiastic about the ref's... especially when they proceed to say "It's just a game" to try to calm you down when you're breaking the remote and stomping around like a kid...
10) You actually think you are a winner/ have been a winner / are not addicted / will pay back your friend on Tuesday if he spots you 5 grand for the weekend... / see a future in this / read this thread and think you are better than anyone here.... etc. (could go on for days)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

When you lose interest in EVERYTHING you DONT have money on. New York/Boston could be playing and you and whoever your with wanna watch that game because its New York and Boston..

But oh no.. you stayed away from that one.. You'd much rather watch the Pirates vs the Royals.. Cause Greinke was on the hill in Pittsburgh and you couldn't pass up the price.

(just an example..)

[reno cool]

when you're driving to the track on a car with no brakes with $20 in your pocket for the hundreds time. And asking yourself : What could this possibly accomplish?

[reno cool]

if you're this guy:

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Join Date: 04-14-08
Posts: 21,571



What phucking fraud!
I ordered the MLB extra innings right before the season started and since then there has been COUNTLESS early games that they do not show. Unreal, I buy this package to sweat out ALLL THE FUKKING GAMES, not whatever they feel like showing each day.

[Chi_archie]

LOL
When you're going on vacation and you have to make bets before you go; you write them down so you can check the results when you arrive at your destination.

word, I always have printouts of my cards in my wallet when i'm gonna be out for the night or on vaca... I tabulate the results on the back and enter them into my spreadsheet when i return

[Chi_archie]

i was wondering why I'd never heard of half of the posters in this thread.....then I just noticed it was posted in the NBA section and then pasted into the Player's talk section....


unreal

[CashMoney]

When someone asks you what the score is and you say 102.