The Daily Weather Report...Its BACK!

[cocknocker]

But to make you happy so that you won't have to go looking all over th eplace and not finding my plays for today, I am playing both Houston Rockets+4 online for $3000.00 and at +3.5 out here for $2000.00 and the same goes for the New Orleans Hornets team total to go over 111.5, but I am playing them for only $1000.00 online only.

I am also playing the Kansas Jayhawks for the same amounts -7.5 online and -8 out here. Now what more do you want? I am also playing my NCAA system online, which is 1-1 today so far with ASU losing the first half, but the 2nd half going under the total.Instead of being a hater you really should have gotten some of the money from the system.

So that's 3 teams

[Smacksmiter]

Michigan+7.5 light

Gonzaga-11.5.They always destroy teams that are subpar. Western Kentucky is what Gonzaga was 4 years ago. The Dogs win by 15

Lakers later tonight. The Bulls are inconsistent, the Lakers are not. The 3.5 is a good spread.

Taking the Lakers-3.5

Let the method keep on rolling! I have a feeling that the Huskies are gonna kill A&M. We may get a nice 2nd half under for that one...Alright guys I'm out. Time to get some lunch and then hit the crap table...

Cleveland-2 1st quarter NBA played online
Cleveland-7.5 game played online buying a half point

The Kings of Blowout with a Blowout spread. I'll take my chances with the Tigers-10 against the Terps....

I also like Uconn to keep their game under 136.

Uconn/Txas A&M under 136

I am doing a bit of light reading here to find the selections you mentioned...you have 2 other posts regarding the games yesterday which will be up shortly...

[Smacksmiter]

I am doing a bit of light reading here to find the selections you mentioned...you have 2 other posts regarding the games yesterday which will be up shortly...

When the Memphis game gets to the half, take Memphis again no matter what the spread. They win this one by 20 at the least. Don't say you weren't told! They NEVER have 2 bad performances in a row.

Lakers-1.5 1st quarter

Ok..here are the last 2 of the 8 total posts you made regarding selections for yesterday...You "have a feeling" that UCONN is going to blowout Tx A&M unfortunately does not qualify as a listed play as it could have been gas from that burrito you ate for lunch as well as an actual "feeling" about a winner...the world may never know...

The Memphis 2nd half play...hmm...well..again, no listed number for the play in this discussion...so thats a no go for this one...but, it would have been a loss anyways so ...bleh...

As far as the Memphis 1st half play...I see nothing anywhere in any discussion about it at all...

So...the record will stand as it is and basically you have a push unless you can show me that Memphis 1st half winner post...that will help you out a bit bud...so, see if you wish you can do some light reading

[Smacksmiter]

But to make you happy so that you won't have to go looking all over th eplace and not finding my plays for today, I am playing both Houston Rockets+4 online for $3000.00 and at +3.5 out here for $2000.00 and the same goes for the New Orleans Hornets team total to go over 111.5, but I am playing them for only $1000.00 online only.

I am also playing the Kansas Jayhawks for the same amounts -7.5 online and -8 out here. Now what more do you want? I am also playing my NCAA system online, which is 1-1 today so far with ASU losing the first half, but the 2nd half going under the total.Instead of being a hater you really should have gotten some of the money from the system.

So that's 3 teams

Thank you, Sir, for making my work so much easier...I am absolutely positive that your fans will appreciate it as well...those selections are duly noted and the big winners they surely will be, the Weather Report will give the clarion call loud and clear about them!

[Smacksmiter]

My first selection for today will be...

Sigh...

Yeah...I have to do it...I know, I know...but its the right selection...

The Houston Rockets +4 (-130) visiting the San Antonio Spurs...Basically its the HOT team vs the INCONSISTENT team and even though the Spurs like the home cooking this game will be close and the points will count most likely...

Good luck Ck...hope you hit this one bud!

[obamaismyuncle]

My first selection for today will be...

Sigh...

Yeah...I have to do it...I know, I know...but its the right selection...

The Houston Rockets +4 (-130) visiting the San Antonio Spurs...Basically its the HOT team vs the INCONSISTENT team and even though the Spurs like the home cooking this game will be close and the points will count most likely...

Good luck Ck...hope you hit this one bud!

San Antonio will look to prove a point, San Antonio will cover.

[Smacksmiter]

Bonus selections for today...

The New Jersey Nets +7(-120) hosting the Cleveland Cavaliers...the Nets have been feisty lately scrapping some wins together and the Cavs come into town on a btb squeaking out a win vs Atlanta at home...not much rest for the Cavs here and a nice number for the Nets...buying the half to get to the key number 7...good luck!

[cocknocker]

Turn on the Clarion, Smacky. That's 3 straight 5 dime winners with the Lakers included. Me and the Missus are about to leave town now and get back to California. She is quite pleased now that we are leaving I might add. The smoke filled rooms kill her lungs because she dosn't smoke cigarettes.

Now when this whole thing started, I remember you saying that you lost 18 dimes due to poor money management.

Well, I hate to say it again, but you'd better learn which games to go heavy on and which games to play as fun bets. And believe me, there is a BIG difference.

I got in the car to come out here knowing that I would hit the Lakers heavy as it was a JM play. Although it had to be played as a straight without the points, it was still a gem.

The Rockets and Kansas kind of presented themselves as major plays. I only have one more game to go which I played online and that's the Hornets team total.... We'll see how it goes.

[cocknocker]

I am playing the Sixers team total to go over 105.5 not heavy, just for fun. Don't get it twisted. And count my HEAVY wagers today as 1 unit only. That's how I prefer it. A record don't mean shit when you know HOW to wager.

[Smacksmiter]

Good evening all and welcome to the Intermediate Weather Report for Sunday, 3-22-09...Ck was a big help with the weather today providing his selections right here in the Report thread so we do not have far to go to see the weather...and as a special treat for his fans, he also posted the amounts on some of his plays before the game was played~!

Lets take a peek a boo!

NBA
Houston +4...$3300 to win $3000................................... .Winner
Houston +3.5...$2200 to win $2000.................................Wi nner
New Orleans Team total OVER 111.5...1100 to win 1000.....Loser
Philly Team Total OVER 105.5..(small)..................Winner

CBB
Kansas -8...3300 to win 3000...............................Winne r
Kansas -7.5...2200 to win 2000............................Winner

A very nice night with somewhere around +9000 dollars...since we do not know what the small play was...grats on that nice night

[cocknocker]

I took the New Orleans team total for only $1000.00 online. Smacky of course you managed to get that one wrong too. Please make the correction. You have the same bet listed twce with two seperate amounts which is way off, and something a guy like me who has been in the business for over a decade would never do. The Jayhawks and Rockets were 5 dime bets, not the Hornets. Greek won't let you put over $1000.00 on a team total

I think you got excited and wanted to adjust/shorten my winnings. My only loss was for $1000.00 on that one, not $3000.00

And after reading my post #351 I don't know how you came up with me playing the Hornets team total for 3 dimes. Read it again slowly next time. And the winner for the Philly team total was only for $300.00. Make my money correct. This is exactly why I don't list the amounts I play games for. Some people such as yourself have a problem with math and comprehension. Back to only listing the plays as just a play and nothing else now. It's refreshingly amazing that you could f*ck that up and attempt to take away $3000.00 from my earnings in your attempts to spite me. Get the shit right next time.

[DevilDog]

I love it that someone is finally taking this CLOWN to task. His record and total winnings are so mediocre it is comical. It is hard to figure out exactly what he bets because he changes it so often and is so secretive with the amounts he bets.

I have said many times that all he needs to do is post the exact amounts he plays on each game....even if they are fake numbers it would give the rest of his peon followers a true indicator of how mediocre he really is.

This guy comes on this board and misleads so many people...but the longer he is here the more people start to realize how incredibly mediocre and full of crap he really is.

Now I am sure he will go on the attack and challenge me or someone else again...this is just done to take the spotlight away from his actual record.

The guy is just an average Joe handicapper that yaps real good.

Just keep tracking his record and you will see.

I know of a number of true professionals that read what this yahoo says and they just laugh and laugh. It is sad that so many have fallen for his B.S..

[cocknocker]

Professionals don't know you, Devil Dog unless you're talking about hookers. Why would a professional talk to you? You don't have nothing to offer. I see your page is full of comments on JohnMorr08's thread and that's about it. But not to worry. Why don't you tap into the minds of those "professionals" and post some of their picks so that we can track them. I mean if you do know them you shudl be prospering right? Or is that a bullshit comment? My guess is that it's the latter. No one is over 60% in this game of ours. Not Machine Choice who quit wagering on the NCAA tournament, or anyone else here. I also play the same system that you do, the JM system, and guess what? I have as many wins doing it as you do, and maybe more because I have been doing it for 3 years now. And guess what? I don't count those plays in my overall record. But you do, and that is what makes us different. It's your only wager that you make. That translated means that you aren't shit. Show me a capper who wagers every single day on any of the SBR threads that is hitting over 60% and place their name on this thread. Look man, don't start making picks without the help of your so-called professional help. A joke is a guy with 181 posts and 30 of them are on JohnMorr08's thread and 22 ofthem are on my thread, and 4 PM's to me asking me questions about my baseball system.

Oh... you didn't think i would out you? Maybe I should pull those questions you asked me and throw them on the thread for everybody to get a laugh at your other side. If you don't like me and I'm so mediocre then why did you come to me for counsel on baseball wagering in private? Get your ass on the plane and learn how to spell the country that you allege you are going to for months on end

[cocknocker]

Oh my God, and another thing is why are you passing off JM plays as your own plays as if you thought the plays up yourself? Talk about pathetic. You have been claiming as your own what i don't even take credit for in my record. Even Smacky wonders why i don't count them in my record as it would dramatically improve the overall record since they are100% this year on series.

But I have more integrity than you. Just take a look at some of your posts with a naked eye and see how you took credit for those plays without naming the source. Now why would a motherf*ckin' professional associate with a fool like you? I'm really trying to understand why....

[cocknocker]

Smacky clean my shit up with that extra Hornets play you threw in there.

[Smacksmiter]

But to make you happy so that you won't have to go looking all over th eplace and not finding my plays for today, I am playing both Houston Rockets+4 online for $3000.00 and at +3.5 out here for $2000.00 and the same goes for the New Orleans Hornets team total to go over 111.5, but I am playing them for only $1000.00 online only.

It sounds like you played the Hornets the same way you played the Rockets....but I think I see what you meant now...you only played the Hornets for $1000 online ....ok...

[Smacksmiter]

Welcome to a very late edition of the Weather Report for Sunday, 3-22-09...beautiful weather in Reno yesterday as the weather moved out of town heading home to California...lets check the numbers...

Ck went 6-1 and +4.90 units...cumulative totals now at 143-138-6 and -5.0 units lost...

I went 1-1 and -.20 units..cumulative totals now at 23-21-1 and -1.10 units lost...

A very nice + number in the money column as well..grats on the nice day...my selections for today to be up later...

[Smacksmiter]

My first selection for tonight is ...

The Boston Celtics -15 hosting the LA Clippers...well, no way I can let this go by...Clippers on the 3rd game of a nice 6 game road trip and running the East gauntlet...and a btb as well...losing these road games by 18 to 24 or so...no way the Celtics do not take care of business here even with the big number...

Taking them also in 1st quarter -5 and 1st half -8.5...

[cocknocker]

My picks are on the CK/BigMoney Challenge page as you already know

[Smacksmiter]

Also tonight...

Taking the Minnesota Timberwolves +15 (-170) visiting the Atlanta Hawks...this is the JM play for this evening and the 3 points may come in handy...

Good luck!

[cocknocker]

Copyright infringement at it's best, Smacky. It is classless to list and entitle those plays to those who have not paid the gentleman for the style of play that he is packaging and selling. Just to let you know of course i am also playing it (the JM play), but i feel that it is wrong of you to claim it as one of your own if you're not playing it straight without the points. Notice how I don't include those plays in my record or take account for them. I toldyou a long time ago that I am classy about how I do things win or lose. Don't give away for free what is being sold unless you are the author and choose to do so. Not good Smacky..

[therber2]

Ck, I'm just going to throw my opinion out there. I think that since you play JM and post the plays they should go in your record. Also, and more importantly, to your own benefit; you might consider defining "heavy" "big" etc. in numbers (dollars or units). You obviously bet on these yourself so why not just post how much you put down or do a spreadsheet. I just started one, and I think everyone here that posts a lot should do the same. Think about it: if you had one, this nasty thread would have never even needed to be started. Just a suggestion.

[DevilDog]

Therber3, YEP.

But he won't do that because it will show what the winnings really are and his ego of needing to be the PIMP of the board will be gone.

Maybe he will get the baseball deal rolling.

[cocknocker]

Ck, I'm just going to throw my opinion out there. I think that since you play JM and post the plays they should go in your record. Also, and more importantly, to your own benefit; you might consider defining "heavy" "big" etc. in numbers (dollars or units). You obviously bet on these yourself so why not just post how much you put down or do a spreadsheet. I just started one, and I think everyone here that posts a lot should do the same. Think about it: if you had one, this nasty thread would have never even needed to be started. Just a suggestion.

I don't post them. All that you have to do is check with Smacky. He will tell you that i don't list them himself, and HE IS keeping track of my record, and he knows better than anyone else that i refuse to list them. I just think that it isn't classy to put those picks out there for the public if they have not paid the man to have them. AndI am qualifoed to speak on it because I have used them for three years now.

[cocknocker]

So therber,

since you are so intersted in records, where's yours? And while we are at it, where are YOUR play amounts? I find it funny that you ask me to do something that you aren't doing. Or am i the only one who noticed that?

[cocknocker]

One of those days for ya, Smacky. Boston was a bad beat because they had the Clips down and didn't keep their foot on their neck... But at least the JM play went as planned. Except for one thing You are taking it into account on your record, and I wish to NOT have it counted on my record.

[cocknocker]

Nuggets+1 2nd half Light but right

[cocknocker]

Well now that's 2-1 today, and on top o that my "C" stocks went up 19.5% in ONE day. I got them when they were less than a dollar. It will be at $10.00 I would estimate within 2 months!

[haserfauld]

Well now that's 2-1 today, and on top o that my "C" stocks went up 19.5% in ONE day. I got them when they were less than a dollar. It will be at $10.00 I would estimate within 2 months!

I'm with you on citi haha, and I also grabbed them at $1. I'm a finance major and I'm probably better at picking stocks than capping :\ ..but that's why I tail you

[darkenergy]

Well now that's 2-1 today, and on top o that my "C" stocks went up 19.5% in ONE day. I got them when they were less than a dollar. It will be at $10.00 I would estimate within 2 months!

I would sell into any rally and capture any profit, $10 in two months is seems like too high in expectation. But BOL however!!!
Unless our weak economy outlook magically disappear, unemployment rate drastically reduce, I have a hard time to see banks making money.
Another wave of default in commercial loan will hit major banks soon....

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aR72TKlxCQ7A&refer=home

[cocknocker]

Oh my! Well let's hope that it continues to perform at a high rate until that time. I saw that home sales rose 5% over the last quarter, and also that the President's stimulus package to promote private financing of the f*cked up loans sparked the market. The last time that this option ws offered, the market tanked, but this time it went up 497 points in ONE day. . I snatched up some gold stocks on Monday, and I am looking at energy efficiency stocks right now. maddog pointed out PWR and HON. The President has indicated that this will be his big ticket item after he finishes banging out the stimulus package.

But darkenergy I am rarely wrong on forecasts. And I forecast that now would be a good tim to pick up some VLO as I think that by the time the summer comes creditors will have relaxed a bit and the economy will have a spike. Of course along with that type of thing comes hikes in prices of oil. When things are good the price goes up to meet supply and demand. Also I would like to know about ompanies responsible for the repair of oil producing equipment....

[Smacksmiter]

Good Morning and welcome to the Weather Report for Monday, 3-23-09...ah...the big challenge has begun between bigmoneyman and Ck...lets see how stormy it was...

Ck went 2-1 on posted picks with +.90 unit gained...cumulative totals now at 145-139-6 and -4.10 units lost...

I went 2-2 with -.20 units lost...cumulative record now at 25-23-1 with -1.30 units lost..

Ck went 1-1 on his competition plays...

Good luck today!

[cocknocker]

Smacky in the future, you can HAVE credit for playing a JM play, but keep the name of the actual pick on the low. I would strongly discourage anyone from giving away YOUR information for FREE if this was YOUR system and YOU were using it to feed Smacky's wife and children. As for me, I don't want them to be included in MY record.

[cocknocker]

Played Baylor+4 with a point buy also as a regular play (non-competition because i am buying points)

[therber2]

So therber,

since you are so intersted in records, where's yours? And while we are at it, where are YOUR play amounts? I find it funny that you ask me to do something that you aren't doing. Or am i the only one who noticed that?

What do you mean? Check my spreadsheet...

CK, no reason to be hostile; I was just offering you a suggestion!