What a clown Lou must be to have this contest!! Fantasy Baseball is a science, Lou. This ain't some fukkin' game, pal.
My lineups are generated through exhaustive research, countless hours studying individual players intricacies, and my own highly detailed "model" (which I'm not prepared to share).
Look at my friggin' lineup I'm takin' him to the woodshed with tomorrow. Fukkin' Murderers Row!!
| P | Colby Lewis TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| C | Humberto Quintero KAN v NYY (Pre-game) |
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| 1B | Matt Hague PIT v CIN (Pre-game) |
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| 2B | Ian Kinsler TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| 3B | Adrian Beltre TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| SS | Elvis Andrus TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| OF | David Murphy TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| OF | Josh Hamilton TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
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| OF | Craig Gentry TEX @ CLE (Pre-game) |
Make this easy, Lou. Go ahead and send me my $65 now. No sense puttin' off the inevitable.
