Seriously people, the hate mail and death threats have to end. Plus, I'd prefer if you'd leave my mother's sexual promiscuity out of it. A few bounces didn't go my way, and the U.C. Nation is on verge of a Civil War after a disappointing week. Let me tell all of you something..the Unknown Capper is not a quitter, and he is not deterred by criticism. He is, however, clinically manic depressive, so hopefully all the harsh words won't cause him to spiral into a deep depression.
Before I start my selections, I just got word from the NCAA that I will have my own poll next year, which will count as 20% of the BCS ranking. I'd like to thank the NCAA for this honor, and I'd like to make a practice Top 10 list to get used to such an important duty....
1. FLORIDA---I hate Urban Meyer. What a smarmy prick. I am vehemently opposed to eye-gouging. I'm afraid of Alligators. I hate EVERYTHING about U. of Florida football....except Tim Tebow. He's the greatest college player ever. What a stud. Go Gators!
2. ALABAMA---This team is eerily similar to the Ohio St. team that won it all earlier this decade. It looks ugly at times, but they get the job done. Oh wait, Ohio St. didn't have a conference championship game to lose and be knocked out of the Title Game. Nevermind, they're nothing alike.
3. TEXAS---Unfortunately for Texas, having to play 3 teams from the Big 12 North will kill their strength of schedule, and maybe knock them out of the top 50 in the computer rankings.
4. TCU---This Horned Frog team is they greatest thing to happen to the city of Ft. Worth since it was announced that the city would be hyphenated with 'Dallas'.
5. CINCINNATI---It's hard to believe the Univ. of Cincinnati has a team this successful without a bunch of Bob Huggins' thugs.
6. BOISE ST.---The polls have no respect for Boise! I don't see why I should have to either
7. GA. TECH---Now that we've run out of good teams, Paul Johnson earns the top spot in the 2nd tier just because the triple option is fun for me to watch.
8. HOUSTON---Pulling that win out their ass Saturday will make the scouts of the Houston Bowl lick their chops so attract themselves to their own bowl.
9. PITTSBURGH---Do we really need to rank anymore teams? I mean seriously, Pitt? in the Top 10? Sheesh.
10. UTAH---A classy guy like Coach Whittingham deserves to be mentioned in the Top 10, only because we had to mention his predecessor, that smarmy prick Urban Meyer earlier in the Top 10.
Picks to begin shortly...
Before I start my selections, I just got word from the NCAA that I will have my own poll next year, which will count as 20% of the BCS ranking. I'd like to thank the NCAA for this honor, and I'd like to make a practice Top 10 list to get used to such an important duty....
1. FLORIDA---I hate Urban Meyer. What a smarmy prick. I am vehemently opposed to eye-gouging. I'm afraid of Alligators. I hate EVERYTHING about U. of Florida football....except Tim Tebow. He's the greatest college player ever. What a stud. Go Gators!
2. ALABAMA---This team is eerily similar to the Ohio St. team that won it all earlier this decade. It looks ugly at times, but they get the job done. Oh wait, Ohio St. didn't have a conference championship game to lose and be knocked out of the Title Game. Nevermind, they're nothing alike.
3. TEXAS---Unfortunately for Texas, having to play 3 teams from the Big 12 North will kill their strength of schedule, and maybe knock them out of the top 50 in the computer rankings.
4. TCU---This Horned Frog team is they greatest thing to happen to the city of Ft. Worth since it was announced that the city would be hyphenated with 'Dallas'.
5. CINCINNATI---It's hard to believe the Univ. of Cincinnati has a team this successful without a bunch of Bob Huggins' thugs.
6. BOISE ST.---The polls have no respect for Boise! I don't see why I should have to either
7. GA. TECH---Now that we've run out of good teams, Paul Johnson earns the top spot in the 2nd tier just because the triple option is fun for me to watch.
8. HOUSTON---Pulling that win out their ass Saturday will make the scouts of the Houston Bowl lick their chops so attract themselves to their own bowl.
9. PITTSBURGH---Do we really need to rank anymore teams? I mean seriously, Pitt? in the Top 10? Sheesh.
10. UTAH---A classy guy like Coach Whittingham deserves to be mentioned in the Top 10, only because we had to mention his predecessor, that smarmy prick Urban Meyer earlier in the Top 10.
Picks to begin shortly...