UNKNOWN CAPPER'S WEEK 10 Selections! The Prophecy Continues...

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Mr Handicapable

Entertaining thread

I think the easiest play from one of your picks is Over 53 in the Michigan/Purdue game! Purdue has allowed 38, 35, and 37 on the road this year while Michigan has choked up 30+ points 5 times already this year! This isn't dear old dads Michigan D thats for sure! Purdue has a pretty good offense for a $hit team (except for last week) they just turn it over constantly...which is fine for playing the over! I think they hit 60 minimum...weather should be clear/50s as well!!

Good call. I'll throw a half unit on the over

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 03:10 PM

PICK #9

MIZZOU -14 vs. Baylor

This will probably be my last pick, even though I'd like to have 10. This one stood out immediately, but I'm always hesitant betting on my beloved Tigers. Gary Pinkel has won one legitimate big game (2 yrs, ago vs. KU) inhis near decade coaching Mizzou. He hasn't beaten Texas or OU, but he LOVES beat up on weak competition. Apparently as long as he can schedule soft competetion and get this team into the Fisher-Price Vagina Bowl every year, he's deemed a hero. When Baylor's QB Griffin went down for the year, Waco hasn't mourned the fall of a more iconic figure since David Corresh. But now without Griffin, Baylor has been able to go back to playing typical pitiful Baylor football. Mizzou is nothing special, but there's nothing about Baylor's offense that suggests they'll be able to compete. Mizzou's QB Gabbert has frozen under pressure against good teams, but he's confident enough in his own ability to exploit a much weaker Baylor pass defense, as long as the o-line protects him. Baylor got beat soundly in Ames, IA and Mizzou is an upgrade in talent. Despite Pinkel's attempt to coach this one into a close game, Mizzou should roll.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 03:27 PM

The Unknown Capper's Secret Gambling Tip #4

NEVER Make a 2nd Half Wager Bet on Gary Pinkel

Mizzou's Pinkel has made an artform out of not being able to adjust in the 2nd half. My only hypothesis is that He lets the opposing teams' coaches in the locker room with him during halftime. He is more conservative with a 2nd half lead than a Hassidic Jew is conservative when making sure the white sheet covers his wife when they have sex. Sudden thought...Parlay a 2nd half bet on whoevers playing Mizzou with a fade of LT Profits free pick, and you'll be set for life before you know it.

**Serbone** · 11-05-09, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

PICK #9

MIZZOU -14 vs. Baylor

This will probably be my last pick, even though I'd like to have 10. This one stood out immediately, but I'm always hesitant betting on my beloved Tigers. Gary Pinkel has won one legitimate big game (2 yrs, ago vs. KU) inhis near decade coaching Mizzou. He hasn't beaten Texas or OU, but he LOVES beat up on weak competition. Apparently as long as he can schedule soft competetion and get this team into the Fisher-Price Vagina Bowl every year, he's deemed a hero. When Baylor's QB Griffin went down for the year, Waco hasn't mourned the fall of a more iconic figure since David Corresh. But now without Griffin, Baylor has been able to go back to playing typical pitiful Baylor football. Mizzou is nothing special, but there's nothing about Baylor's offense that suggests they'll be able to compete. Mizzou's QB Gabbert has frozen under pressure against good teams, but he's confident enough in his own ability to exploit a much weaker Baylor pass defense, as long as the o-line protects him. Baylor got beat soundly in Ames, IA and Mizzou is an upgrade in talent. Despite Pinkel's attempt to coach this one into a close game, Mizzou should roll.

MU - 14 is a very good pick, though for mostly the wrong reasons,

and almost nobody else is on them... AND I'll give you credit for not taking too many of Pags picks this week like a lot of so called posters here do. Nothing personal, but I have a question, in Little League Baseball, did you play right field all the time?

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 04:08 PM

I wasn't low-brow enough for baseball. I only played classy sports like soccer and tennis. BTW, i don't know what Pags picks even are. I would never follow anyone's picks. If I win or lose money, it's because of my own doing. And considering I'm a genious, there'd be no reason to care what other people pick

**GT Hoosier** · 11-05-09, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

PICK #7

LSU +8 @ Alabama

... LSU has won five of the last six in the series... .

I think your commentaries are awesome! One side trivia fact for the note that LSU has won five of the last six. Nick Saban was the coach for the winning team in three of the last six.

Not a Nick Saban fan here, just remembered his LSU timeline and though it was kind of funny. I'm personally leaning on Alabama and made a small bet on ML. Think it should be a great game to watch.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 04:46 PM

Interesting tidbit. There's nothing better than defensive SEC football, which is what I'm hoping for inthat game. I'll probably take the under for the 1st Q, 1st Half, and Game.

**Cougar Bait** · 11-05-09, 06:08 PM

Wow...we are on 5 games together Pete...hope you cash

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 06:28 PM

GL Cougar!

**CaptainPrice** · 11-05-09, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Serbone

MU - 14 is a very good pick, though for mostly the wrong reasons,

and almost nobody else is on them... AND I'll give you credit for not taking too many of Pags picks this week like a lot of so called posters here do. Nothing personal, but I have a question, in Little League Baseball, did you play right field all the time?

Im sorry but I have to say. Those laughing smileys aren't cutting it. Its like you're trying to add a laugh track to your post. Its not working, and feels really phony if you ask me

**Cougar Bait** · 11-05-09, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

GL Cougar!

<--- bookie

**sweetpete57@** · 11-05-09, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by CaptainPrice

Im sorry but I have to say. Those laughing smileys aren't cutting it. Its like you're trying to add a laugh track to your post. Its not working, and feels really phony if you ask me

i thought that was a guy jacking off on the floor

**sweetpete57@** · 11-06-09, 08:26 PM

Wow, I can't believe Michigan line is up to -6. Hope you all got in when it was 3.5. Even at -6, I think it's a gimmee

**ExposingLines247** · 11-06-09, 08:55 PM

man dude funny shit keep it up seems liking your picks which could be good or bad? either way good stuff

**50cent** · 11-06-09, 09:03 PM

gl...

**Serbone** · 11-06-09, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by CaptainPrice

Im sorry but I have to say. Those laughing smileys aren't cutting it. Its like you're trying to add a laugh track to your post. Its not working, and feels really phony if you ask me

OK, "CaptainPrice"

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 12:24 AM

This is pretty much for my own edification, but I'm going to re-list my picks in order of strength, starting with the strongest. Again don't read much into, as I pretty much bet around the same on all of them.

MICHIGAN -3 (-120)
TEXAS A&M -2.5
HOUSTON -1.5
DUKE +8.5
OKLA. ST. -7
MIZZOU -14
OREGON -5
LSU +8
ILLINOIS +7

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 12:24 AM

GL this week everyone. The UNKNOWN CAPPER is ready to shine.

**Bread** · 11-07-09, 09:46 AM

Petey! You know I love you Sweaty Pie, but I feel a blind fade coming on the early games. Just for shits and giggles.

I'll leave your later games alone though.

Let's ride Homey!

**strictlywinners** · 11-07-09, 10:48 AM

Well I'm not a hater or critic more just a concerned observer. I really hope you just do this for fun and aren't putting real money on these games. You do realize everyone of your plays is squarer then square, I can tell by the picks this week that there is no capping no analysis just all guesses. Lets see if I can come up for your reasoning.

Michigan -3 "Well Purdue got crushed last week, and Michigan is better they will cover." Outcome Unknown
Texas A&M -2.5 "Well they have been playing good and Colorado got crushed last week." Outcome Loser
Houston -1.5 "They are awesome they score alot of points." Outcome Unknown
Duke +8.5 Your one decent guess, its a shame the line moved against you
OKstate -7 "Iowa state sucks so they will lose." Outcome Loser
Missouri -14 "They beat Colorado and now they are home" OUtcome Loser
Oregon -5 "They beat USC so they will beat Stanford" Outcome Loser
LSU +8 Outcome Unknown
Illonoi +7 "They beat Michgian" Outcome Loser I had Illonoi moneyline last week, but they are not good team they will get smoked today.

SO as you see I think at best, that is if all your coinflips come up as winners you have a 4-5 day. Not looking good, I just pray you didn't actually put money on these games.

**riggs** · 11-07-09, 10:56 AM

Love the following 5 plays,

MICHIGAN -3 (-120)
TEXAS A&M -2.5
HOUSTON -1.5
DUKE +10
LSU +8

Good luck today UnKnown Capper!

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by strictlywinners

Well I'm not a hater or critic more just a concerned observer. I really hope you just do this for fun and aren't putting real money on these games. You do realize everyone of your plays is squarer then square, I can tell by the picks this week that there is no capping no analysis just all guesses. Lets see if I can come up for your reasoning.

Michigan -3 "Well Purdue got crushed last week, and Michigan is better they will cover." Outcome Unknown
Texas A&M -2.5 "Well they have been playing good and Colorado got crushed last week." Outcome Loser
Houston -1.5 "They are awesome they score alot of points." Outcome Unknown
Duke +8.5 Your one decent guess, its a shame the line moved against you
OKstate -7 "Iowa state sucks so they will lose." Outcome Loser
Missouri -14 "They beat Colorado and now they are home" OUtcome Loser
Oregon -5 "They beat USC so they will beat Stanford" Outcome Loser
LSU +8 Outcome Unknown
Illonoi +7 "They beat Michgian" Outcome Loser I had Illonoi moneyline last week, but they are not good team they will get smoked today.

SO as you see I think at best, that is if all your coinflips come up as winners you have a 4-5 day. Not looking good, I just pray you didn't actually put money on these games.

Please...FADE MY PICKS! After I kick ass this week, we'll see who's laughing. As I said before, I'm fairly financially secure, so the money I bet each week won't make or break me. I'm sorry my straight-forward analysis isn't good enough for you, but I wouldn't put my reputation on the line if I weren't confident is these. Maybe you need to re-read my writeups, no coin-flipping here. I'll be waiting for your apology after I kick ass today.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by riggs

Love the following 5 plays,

MICHIGAN -3 (-120)
TEXAS A&M -2.5
HOUSTON -1.5
DUKE +10
LSU +8

Good luck today UnKnown Capper!

Let's kick some ass today, my friend

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Petey! You know I love you Sweaty Pie, but I feel a blind fade coming on the early games. Just for shits and giggles.

I'll leave your later games alone though.

Let's ride Homey!

Where's the love, Bread? You're killin' me!

**strictlywinners** · 11-07-09, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

Please...FADE MY PICKS! After I kick ass this week, we'll see who's laughing. As I said before, I'm fairly financially secure, so the money I bet each week won't make or break me. I'm sorry my straight-forward analysis isn't good enough for you, but I wouldn't put my reputation on the line if I weren't confident is these. Maybe you need to re-read my writeups, no coin-flipping here. I'll be waiting for your apology after I kick ass today.

I hope you do kick ass, I hope you go 9-0, I'm just concerend with the type of plays you have in. They all look very obvious and almost every pick you have is a team that covered the week before. The ones that aren't are against a team that played badly the week before. I'm a cheerleader I'm in your corner just a little constructive critisism. I've already got my 3 plays in, I to am financially secure, I couldn't fade you because its to many plays for what I put on games.
Indiana 10.5 2500
Gtech -14 2500
Standford +7 5k
Standford +240 2k
Sorry my man the only one I won't be cheering for you on is your Oregon play, considering I went pretty big on it. Just worried about you buddy, oh and lastly I don't care how you come up with your plays as long as your winning, hell I've had some unbelivable ways of coming up with games in the past.

**MLM50** · 11-07-09, 01:39 PM

First off, my line's been 10 all week.

Carolina's offensive line was finally healthy against Virginia Tech and played as I expected at the beginning of the season. One game however doesn't prove a lot but I suspect they'll play better from here on. Carolina's also had a couple more days rest than Duke. Duke has a way of playing Carolina tough and they may today but I think UNC's defense will be tough for them. Carolina needs a few good wins to recover from the bad start. With a ten point line, someone wants people on Duke.

I like UNC-10

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by strictlywinners

I hope you do kick ass, I hope you go 9-0, I'm just concerend with the type of plays you have in. They all look very obvious and almost every pick you have is a team that covered the week before. The ones that aren't are against a team that played badly the week before. I'm a cheerleader I'm in your corner just a little constructive critisism. I've already got my 3 plays in, I to am financially secure, I couldn't fade you because its to many plays for what I put on games.
Indiana 10.5 2500
Gtech -14 2500
Standford +7 5k
Standford +240 2k
Sorry my man the only one I won't be cheering for you on is your Oregon play, considering I went pretty big on it. Just worried about you buddy, oh and lastly I don't care how you come up with your plays as long as your winning, hell I've had some unbelivable ways of coming up with games in the past.

I'm on the fence on putting a small wager on Ga Tech. I appear to be on my way to wins with Illinois and Michigan, so i have a little bit to spare. I don't think Wake shows up. BTW, I didn;t realize I picked all teams that covered last week, but in college football that seems to be a smart move, considering college kids probably get caught up in momentum more than pros. GL.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by MLM50

First off, my line's been 10 all week.

Carolina's offensive line was finally healthy against Virginia Tech and played as I expected at the beginning of the season. One game however doesn't prove a lot but I suspect they'll play better from here on. Carolina's also had a couple more days rest than Duke. Duke has a way of playing Carolina tough and they may today but I think UNC's defense will be tough for them. Carolina needs a few good wins to recover from the bad start. With a ten point line, someone wants people on Duke.

I like UNC-10

I usually don't pay attention to trends, but in Rivalry games they seem more relevant. The fact that Duke has played UNC tough the past few years makes me think it stays close.

**Bread** · 11-07-09, 01:54 PM

Oh oh just faded Missouri...Took Baylor +14.5.

Fades taking Purdue and MN not working out so well right now

**strictlywinners** · 11-07-09, 01:57 PM

Illonois looks locked up, Michigan looks good but don't wanna jinx it for you. I'm strapped in for the ride with Indiana two picks in the redzone already. There killin me.

**strictlywinners** · 11-07-09, 02:11 PM

Michigan in trouble!

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 02:35 PM

Wow, Michigan blows. Indiana lookin' good.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 02:36 PM

wait, maybe Ill. isnt looking good. it was 24-21 a second ago

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 04:09 PM

Safe to say I won't be betting on Michigan again anytime soon. Easy win with Illinois, lots of doubters on that one...

**HarrytheHat** · 11-07-09, 04:51 PM

Well Petey old boy I really got to hand it to you. In a few short weeks you've managed to attract an even greater crowd of sycophants, thumb sucking bed wetters, and mouth breathing drooling losers than even Pags had. But help me out here. What is it with these people whose entire sense of self worth is wrapped up in telling Big Egos how wonderful they are? Oh wait, it's a right wing thing isn't it? "Think for myself? Fvck that. I let Rush and Glenn Beck do my thinking for me." "Have an original thought of my own?. Whattayou, some kind of commie Liberal or something?"

Seriously, you should be really proud. The dateless wonders, the pathetic dweebs of the world are here to tell you how wonderful you are...even before the results are in. That is truly impressive.

BTW if anyone's interested I snatched the Cappers IP address when he answered a PM from an alternative handle of mine and if I get enough hate mail/flames I'll be happy to put up a Google Earth pic of his house (don't worry all relevent info will be blacked out,,,,your secret is safe with me). Nice place. I guess that number one business of yours, the recycling of Ann Coulter's tampons to be used as objects of worship AND air fresheners (tag line: NOW THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! A TREASURED RELIC SUITABLE FOR FRAMING AND SNIFFING") for the cryptofascist elite, is really doing well. Who wouldn't want something personal from that braniac. Nice work.

Oh, about the IP thing...just kidding. Or am I?