this is the thread where gabe shares his picks for ufc 141

[gabe]

Gabe,

No one here worth their salt is fooled or impressed with your record.

If you were half as successful as you claim, you'd have moved out of that sh*tty apartment by now.

Shitty apartment? It's an awesome 2 story, 4 bedroom apartment, you turd.

I'm not trying to impress anybody with my record. Why would I want to impress a nobody like you? Get off your high horse. Just because I post my record does not mean I am trying to impress your dumb ass.

I should keep my record a secret just because I do well? WTF? Idiots...

You can't say I'm trying to "fool" because I've provided enough support to back up my claims. You can't say I "claim" anything, either. I've shown evidence. You can't say "claim" when there is proof right in front of your eyes, dumb-ass. You are nothing but a hater. Nothing but scum.

P.S.- You are not worth your salt.

Must be tough to need approval so badly.

Approval of what? From who? You? Please. Even your kids wouldn't need your approval.

I end the NFL season on a high-note and I post about it in my thread, so it means I need approval from some losers on an internet forum? How dumb are you? Don't answer that.

[SATERSTYLE]

Hey guys I'm Gaib, gabe's cousin!! I just finished my season going 547-0!!! cya later!!!

[dww123]

Must be tough to need approval so badly.

I too am an American idiot. So I don't know much about Gabe's need for approval or his bankroll or your high IQ (although I'm sure it's very high since you must not be an American). What i do know is you have Gabe's name above your avitar but your name is no where to found on his. It's not the least bit funny and if anything, makes you look like you have some weird obsession with him.

[cheeese]

If you knew anything about gambling Gabe would be offensive to you.

[Vitooch]

(points to screencap on post #1)

You're a big loser, dude. The biggest loser on this board. Every post in every thread you say you're making a bet on, they're all losers.

I went through your threads a month ago and laughed at how big of a loser you are. I come here and help people out. What do you do? Not jack shit. You are a guy who hates on people and loses his own money. You don't contribute shit. Once in a while, you provide an interesting statistic in someone elses thread, but you suck at betting. I laughed at all your bad picks and losses going through your old posts before. You are a joke. You have no business even speaking to me. You have no business speaking to anyone who does even half as well as I do.

1) I've seen all of your bets/picks in threads you've posted LOSE.
2) You've seen my picks WIN. BIG WINS. With screencaps to prove!
3) You called ME "brokeass"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a sorry ass loser. I understand why you're such a sore loser and hater. Your life sucks. You have an ugly ass wife. Sad fool.

Lol

[gabe]

If you knew anything about gambling Gabe would be offensive to you.

"Knew anything about gambling"

Just listen to yourself. You sound like a retard. Talking about "gambling" like it's physics.

Sounds like you know A LOT about gambling, whatever that means. You must make millions of dollars gambling, since you're an expert on the subject. That's why you go on the internet and talk shit to people you don't know, Mr. Almighty Gambling Professor.

The only reason I would be offensive to you would be 'cos I cash my bets a majority of the time while you lose yours.

[gabe]

Just cut the crap and quit talking shit. Going through a rough time dealing with some shit. Don't need extra bullshit from you guys.

http://www.laughspin.com/2012/01/03/comedian-angelo-bowers-killed-by-drunk-driver/

If any of you guys can afford to donate a little something to help my buddy Josh with his medical bills, there's a paypal link on the page. Thanks.

[gabe]

Lol

You're laughing because I said I come here and help people out? If you had played every pick I've given since I've been here, you would have made a lot of money. So go laugh at yourself, you shit-head.

[gabe]

I too am an American idiot. So I don't know much about Gabe's need for approval or his bankroll or your high IQ (although I'm sure it's very high since you must not be an American). What i do know is you have Gabe's name above your avitar but your name is no where to found on his. It's not the least bit funny and if anything, makes you look like you have some weird obsession with him.

Thank you. Finally, someone backs me up.

[sideloaded]

gabe sorry to hear about your friend

[NunyaBidness]

I too am an American idiot.

Congrats, not sure why you'd be proud of that.

Glad you two found eachother though.

[gabe]

gabe sorry to hear about your friend

Thanks, man. Been tough.



"It doesn't matter what color you are. We're all the same color in the eyes of The Terminator."

[varkolek]

I'm sorry for the loss of your friend, and I'm not on the Gabe-bashing bandwagon. But I think it was in questionable taste to bring a personal matter like that into a forum argument. Even if the forum argument is a bunch of vindictive crap, it's still in a different context.

It's just as easily possible some of the people you hate and disagree with have (or had) similar problems in their lives, but choose not to mention it.

I believe in being basically courteous, but I pretty much hate everyone I meet. But you can't judge them and say they have absolutely no rights, they probably got their own way of seeing things. Hence, why I try act uniformly polite. I don't differentiate between people much or try to play favourites, just treat them all the same.

I was hesitating about posting that, because I didn't want to incite any conflict. But I feel it had to be said.

Everyone has their own problems, you can't be emotionally invested in people halfway around the world on the net.

[gabe]

I'm sorry for the loss of your friend, and I'm not on the Gabe-bashing bandwagon. But I think it was in questionable taste to bring a personal matter like that into a forum argument. Even if the forum argument is a bunch of vindictive crap, it's still in a different context.

It's just as easily possible some of the people you hate and disagree with have (or had) similar problems in their lives, but choose not to mention it.

I believe in being basically courteous, but I pretty much hate everyone I meet. But you can't judge them and say they have absolutely no rights, they probably got their own way of seeing things. Hence, why I try act uniformly polite. I don't differentiate between people much or try to play favourites, just treat them all the same.

I was hesitating about posting that, because I didn't want to incite any conflict. But I feel it had to be said.

Everyone has their own problems, you can't be emotionally invested in people halfway around the world on the net.

WTF? I didn't post that as part of any argument. The argument was pretty much over, since they had nothing to say in response. I posted it because this is my thread, and my friend could use all the donations he could get. He's a broke comic. Shame on you for not seeing it that way.

YOU can't be emotionally invested, others can. I can. It's a matter of heart. Yours isn't enough.

[varkolek]

Alright, it's your thread and your right to post that.

But in the past you've mentioned things in a personal context, like said on the forum your steering broke or something and you almost crashed, then said on the forum 'you almost got your wish.' I guess I took it in that context.

YOU can't be emotionally invested, others can. I can. It's a matter of heart. Yours isn't enough.

You're right though. I'm not the biggest fan of charities; self-righteous people who try to publicly embarrass you, like giving 2 bucks to something has value but your direct actions don't. To me donating to a cause is completely impersonal, doesn't really matter if you give money today or tomorrow.

I guess I disagree with the idea of soliciting funds for your friend on the forum, but obviously for you it's a good idea. I have members of my own family in relative poverty, and it makes no sense to me why I should donate to your friend but not some cause like road safety or to sick people in general.

Anyway, I wish you luck in getting attention for that cause. Peace.

[gabe]

Alright, it's your thread and your right to post that.

But in the past you've mentioned things in a personal context, like said on the forum your steering broke or something and you almost crashed, then said on the forum 'you almost got your wish.' I guess I took it in that context.



You're right though. I'm not the biggest fan of charities; self-righteous people who try to embarrass you on street corners, like giving 2 bucks to something has value but your direct actions don't. To me donating to a cause is completely impersonal, doesn't really matter if you give money today or tomorrow.

I guess I disagree with the idea of soliciting funds for your friend, but obviously for you it's a good idea. I have members of my own family in relative poverty, and it makes no sense to me why I should donate to your friend but not some cause like road safety or to sick people in general.

Anyway, I wish you luck in getting attention for that cause. Peace.

You scumbag, I didn't ask for a donation from you. I clearly said "if ANY of you guys CAN AFFORD TO donate..." - Maybe you oughta put your reading glasses on next time... there could be some dudes here with an income well enough to afford throwing a few bucks to help someone out. Quit assuming everyone is a shit-stain on this planet like you are.

You're stuck tryna win money to bring back last weeks losses, after an entire year of losing, so of course I don't expect YOU to be able to help anyone out. Don't take things upon yourself. You're not the center of the universe. You're not at all important, by any means. Quit trying to make yourself seem like one online.

I've never said I'm "steering broke" - I have said I've made five figures this past NFL season, though.

Yeah, I wrote about a crazy experience I had crashing my Jeep in MY previous thread. If there's something that impacts my life and I feel like sharing it in my thread, a piece of shit like you isn't gonna stop me from doing it. Capische?

[FindTheLock]

well on to the topic of gambling... Cerrone fuked me for 250. I even liked Diaz before hand because of the juice but I ended up watching the videos and the open work outs and changed to the dark side. It was a hell of a fight but I was on the wrong fighter. Not the end of the world, but I hate laying juice like that and usually steer clear of those types of bets. I think that made me more angry than actually losing the 250...

[gabe]

well on to the topic of gambling... Cerrone fuked me for 250. I even liked Diaz before hand because of the juice but I ended up watching the videos and the open work outs and changed to the dark side. It was a hell of a fight but I was on the wrong fighter. Not the end of the world, but I hate laying juice like that and usually steer clear of those types of bets. I think that made me more angry than actually losing the 250...

Same here! Typically, that would be a no bet for me. I don't know how or why I got all wrapped-up in Cerrone. I just really expected him to outstrike and outgrapple. I'm left kind of speechless by his decision making.

[varkolek]

You're stuck tryna win money to bring back last weeks losses, after an entire year of losing, so of course I don't expect YOU to be able to help anyone out.

First of all, I've seen rules on other forums which are against fundraising and stuff. Things get messy when you do that.

Second, I've never said I've lost for a year, I don't know why you'd have an indication of that - and, stooping to your level - your picks aren't that great but are lucky sometimes. On the last card you had Pearson as a lock and made a lot of money on him, but I thought Assuncao could easily win and hedged for that.

It seems every time you disagree with someone you say they're losing.

I'm out.

[gabe]

First of all, I've seen rules on other forums which are against fundraising and stuff. Things get messy when you do that.

Second, I've never said I've lost for a year, I don't know why you'd have an indication of that - and, stooping to your level - your picks aren't that great but are lucky sometimes. On the last card you had Pearson as a lock and made a lot of money on him, but I thought Assuncao could easily win and hedged for that.

It seems every time you disagree with someone you say they're losing.

I'm out.

I don't think you can label my news story link as "fundraising and stuff" - I didn't put any emphasis on that.

I say they're losing because that's the only reason they hate on me. For winning. I've went over their previous posts and found nothing but evidence of losing bets they've made.

You can't say my picks are lucky sometimes. You can say they're lucky most of the time, I guess. But then, would that be luck?

See ya.

[Vaughany]

I don't think you can label my news story link as "fundraising and stuff" - I didn't put any emphasis on that.

I say they're losing because that's the only reason they hate on me. For winning. I've went over their previous posts and found nothing but evidence of losing bets they've made.

You can't say my picks are lucky sometimes. You can say they're lucky most of the time, I guess. But then, would that be luck?

See ya.

[gabe]

Duh!

[NunyaBidness]

I have said I've made five figures this past NFL season, though.

Hope you're up on your taxes.

If someone reading this forum actually believes you've made this money and hasn't paid your taxes, all they would have to do is report this to the IRS, since your name, location, and other data are all available via information you've made public.

If someone decided to report you, and the IRS found you were delinquent that person is eligible to get 10% of what they find you owe. It'd probably be more than you think, since you claim to be a 'pro' you're also liable for self-employment tax.

[gabe]

Hope you're up on your taxes.

If someone reading this forum actually believes you've made this money and hasn't paid your taxes, all they would have to do is report this to the IRS, since your name, location, and other data are all available via information you've made public.

If someone decided to report you, and the IRS found you were delinquent that person is eligible to get 10% of what they find you owe. It'd probably be more than you think, since you claim to be a 'pro' you're also liable for self-employment tax.

I claim to be a pro? LOL I have not once EVER referred to myself as a "pro" - You gotta be delusional to think of this as a profession.

You can't report winnings week to week. Over the course of the year, you could be losing money. I made 5 figures on NFL this past season, but also lost money on other sports.

My cousin is an accountant and handles my W2-G - All is on the up and up on my end. Thanks for the concern, though.

[NunyaBidness]

I claim to be a pro? LOL I have not once EVER referred to myself as a "pro" - You gotta be delusional to think of this as a profession.

You can't report winnings week to week. Over the course of the year, you could be losing money. I made 5 figures on NFL this past season, but also lost money on other sports.

My cousin is an accountant and handles my W2-G - All is on the up and up on my end. Thanks for the concern, though.

Your accountant handles your w2-g? Where did you receive a w2-g from? I've never heard of a bookie that sends them. Guess your accountant is as bad at your job as you are at both of your supposed jobs.

And don't worry, I won't turn you in, because I know you're a net loser. But someone else might make the effort.

You don't have to refer to yourself as a pro, it just has to be your primary source of income.

And yes, I must be delusional, because this is all I've done since 2003.

[gabe]

Your accountant handles your w2-g? Where did you receive a w2-g from? I've never heard of a bookie that sends them. Guess your accountant is as bad at your job as you are at both of your supposed jobs.

And don't worry, I won't turn you in, because I know you're a net loser. But someone else might make the effort.

You don't have to refer to yourself as a pro, it just has to be your primary source of income.

And yes, I must be delusional, because this is all I've done since 2003.

LOL You are not a pro-- you are a degenerate gambler. Just because it's all you do does not make you a professional. If you were a pro, you would be posting winning plays. Everything you've been on has been a loser. Yes, you are delusional. You are in awe of my record/winnings, yet even I'm not crazy enough to call it a profession. It's more of a glorified hobby. I am certain you don't profit from gambling, dude. You're not gonna fool anybody with that shit. It is seriously laugh-out-loud funny how poor your picks have been.

You are a laugh.


Thanks for being my #1 fan

[NunyaBidness]

One could also have fun with Gabe by friending him on facebook and then leaving messages for his parents showing how much of their money he's blowing.

[gabe]

One could also have fun with Gabe by friending him on facebook and then leaving messages for his parents showing how much of their money he's blowing.

How much money I'M blowing? HAHA-- I hope you enjoy the "delicious irony" in that, since evidence shows I've made money and that you've lost.

Go ahead, mail the screencaps I've posted to my parents. Idiot.

BTW- I assume your parents are on facebook, 'cos you think mine are. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've lifted my mood this morning.

[gabe]

What i do know is you have Gabe's name above your avitar but your name is no where to found on his. It's not the least bit funny and if anything, makes you look like you have some weird obsession with him.

[NunyaBidness]

BTW- I assume your parents are on facebook, 'cos you think mine are. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've lifted my mood this morning.

Ouch, good burn. My parents ARE on facebook! My grandma is too!

Never shoulda tangled with a comedian.

[NunyaBidness]

Sorry everyone. I can't stop myself. We need a new thread called "Don't click on this if you aren't Gabe or Nunya" and then a moderator can just move all our stupid posts into it.

[gabe]

A burn? Laughing at your parents being on Facebook is a burn? Wow, you are too dumb. You gotta be a kid, too, since you've got a grandmother who is not only alive, but also active on facebook.

Go call the IRS. Write a letter to my parents. Do SOMETHING. Just get out of my face, you loser.



"What i do know is you have Gabe's name above your avitar but your name is no where to found on his. It's not the least bit funny and if anything, makes you look like you have some weird obsession with him."

[sideloaded]

god damn this thread was classic

[sideloaded]

Lol

Where did this mother f-cker go? I heard Lacrosse accident but never saw an obit

[PunisherIND]

Lol great stuff. I dont remember this thread at all.