UFC 187: Johnson vs. Cormier (May 23, 2015)

**MUHerd37** · 05-23-15, 11:32 PM

Rumble can only go for 1 round and no ground game.

**JIBBBY** · 05-23-15, 11:32 PM

DC champ wow i didn't see that happening.. Good call on the DC bettors!!! ...

Rumble has a heart or cardio problem or just didn't train up for 5 rounds against a wrestler.. Speechless..

Still a fun night!!! Good event for sure!!!

**rocky16** · 05-23-15, 11:32 PM

Haha rumble. Stupid phagets.

**shabang** · 05-23-15, 11:33 PM

dc baby!!!! knew it .. deserved it ...rumble faded after 1 round..

**GunShard** · 05-23-15, 11:33 PM

Well done Cormier.

**rocky16** · 05-23-15, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by mirinquads

Broke him. Made him his bitch. Cormier by sub +750 easy GAME, EASY LIFE

Someone round these parts had DC by RNC 3rd round. penetrate SBR.

**mirinquads** · 05-23-15, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by rocky16

Someone round these parts had DC by RNC 3rd round. penetrate SBR.

Surrounded by fish, such is the life on SBR, pally.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-23-15, 11:35 PM

honestly, what pisses me off more is the missing tooth fatfukks gonna get another chance with jon jones.

**bob6199** · 05-23-15, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

honestly, what pisses me off more is the missing tooth fatfukks gonna get another chance with jon jones.

I'll be curious what the line will be if that does happen, got to think it can be a a perfect line to hit JJ

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-23-15, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

When you only fear God you have nothing to lose.. Worked great for Evander Holyfield back in the day..... Don't laugh too hard..

that stupid fukk had so many kids, he doesn't even know all their names.

**JIBBBY** · 05-23-15, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by rocky16

Haha rumble. Stupid phagets.

You called that Rocky from the start.. Respek...

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-23-15, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by bob6199

I'll be curious what the line will be if that does happen, got to think it can be a a perfect line to hit JJ

jon jones -500 at least.

**rocky16** · 05-23-15, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

jon jones -500 at least.

Fock yourself you little phaget.

**fitguy67** · 05-23-15, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by fitguy67

Rumble's gonna send Pillsbury back up to the slow-mo HW division where he can dominate (er, brides-maid to Cain) happily every after...padding his resume up there for a while before turning into a full-time "talking head"...think KenFlo+50pounds

er (choking on my words)...congrats to DC for breaking that habit of being second...

a lot like Thatch v. Bendo in that the apparently-ougunned guy (but with actual experience completing 5 rounds) was able to weather the early expected storm and get the W

I backed Thatch then, and i remember at that time saying i'd avoid that trap should it develop again...

well-deserved victory by the Pillsbury dough-boy from hell

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 05-23-15, 11:40 PM

so I lost a unit on Johnson because his cardio could not go past 10 minutes in the ring ?

Johnson was busting Cormier up... dudes vicious

cant let a fat kid get on top of you in a fight, thought we learned that back in first grade

**GoBlue77** · 05-23-15, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by GoBlue77

ROFL at you people taking Rumble. Not surprised at all

noobs.

this was so easy.

**JIBBBY** · 05-23-15, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

that stupid fukk had so many kids, he doesn't even know all their names.

Just like Martin Luther King did but they both could afford to father their children and raise them up with an education and winning attitude.. Try another example pal.. When you the man in your prime it's hard to fend off beautiful women that adore you when you weren't the most attractive guy around town growing up and shy by nature.... Keeping it real, think about that...

**Killer_Demo** · 05-23-15, 11:44 PM

DC eating popeyes tonight!

**GR33D** · 05-23-15, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by GoBlue77

noobs.
this was so easy.

It genuinely seperated the sharps from the degens, they saw the line move in favour of Johnson and thought it was a lock.

**Shagdogy** · 05-23-15, 11:51 PM

Rumble wasn't a terrible play. For some reason he played right into DC's strengths. First he threw head kicks until DC grabbed one in the second, and then in the third he was still throwing power until he INITIATES a takedown attempt. Stupid. Keeping distance should have been goal number one and it seemed like he didn't care about it at all. Game plan was very wrong.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-24-15, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by rocky16

Fock yourself you little phaget.

who are you again you fatfukk?

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 05-24-15, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Just like Martin Luther King did but they both could afford to father their children and raise them up with an education and winning attitude.. Try another example pal.. When you the man in your prime it's hard to fend off beautiful women that adore you when you weren't the most attractive guy around town growing up and shy by nature.... Keeping it real, think about that...

not sure if you're serious or trolling...

another note, martin luther king was a house niqqer, just ask malcolm x.

**shabang** · 05-24-15, 01:24 AM

what line did you guys grab dc at? Got him at +105 .. anybody do better?

**JIBBBY** · 05-24-15, 02:58 AM

Is DC really the UFC champion at 205?.. Was I dreaming that? Didn't Rumble almost drop him in the first round?

Must say best thing DC ever said is "come back Jon Jones for the rematch".. You just know JJ was watching and hearing that.. Maybe he go sober now, train up and get his belt back.. There is motivation in those words spoken if anyone heard that...

That other Ryan Bader crap talk at the post press conference with DC was just that crap.. Funny stuff as DC shouldn't even have retaliated to Bader... Bader thought it was white boy day or something? LOL...

**GR33D** · 05-24-15, 03:23 AM

feel bad for those that wagered on rumble, bookies made profit, which is bad.
take my advice if you want to make your money back and put a stack on aldo.

would also love to see gus vs dc. gus is the only one worthy of holding that belt.

**PaperTrail07** · 05-24-15, 08:13 AM

Rumble simply carries to much muscle....looked live Kevin Casey out there...

**Sykes** · 05-24-15, 10:18 AM

Can anyone tell me where to get stats on a fight? Done a bet on paddies, it says lose cause Cerrone didn't get most significant strikes. What a great UFC might watch it again tonight.

**rocky16** · 05-24-15, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Sykes

Can anyone tell me where to get stats on a fight? Done a bet on paddies, it says lose cause Cerrone didn't get most significant strikes. What a great UFC might watch it again tonight.

Fighmetric.com pal.

**rocky16** · 05-24-15, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by Sykes

Can anyone tell me where to get stats on a fight? Done a bet on paddies, it says lose cause Cerrone didn't get most significant strikes. What a great UFC might watch it again tonight.

Cerrone had 71_significant strikes and makdessi had 72.

**rocky16** · 05-24-15, 10:22 AM

http://www.fightmetric.com:8081/events/fight-info/5345/

**Sykes** · 05-24-15, 10:35 AM

Cheers bud but what a fukin joke. Dude broke the mans jaw.

**rocky16** · 05-24-15, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Sykes

Cheers bud but what a fukin joke. Dude broke the mans jaw.

I had to reread it 3 times. It left me confused.

**rocky16** · 05-24-15, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Sykes

Can anyone tell me where to get stats on a fight? Done a bet on paddies, it says lose cause Cerrone didn't get most significant strikes. What a great UFC might watch it again tonight.

One of my hoers wants to watch it tonight. I'll rewatch that shit while she sucks my pekker.

**Sykes** · 05-24-15, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by rocky16

One of my hoers wants to watch it tonight. I'll rewatch that shit while she sucks my pekker.

You do that man, make sure she dont stick her finger near your a$$ - thats a bit g_ay.

**Sykes** · 05-24-15, 10:52 AM

Dunno if you have netflix, if you do check out Anthony Bourdain parts unknown. Look at the Thailand one and tell me you wouldn't do some of them ladyboys.