UFC on FX 8: Mighty Mouse vs Moraga (7-27-13)

**sideloaded** · 07-20-13, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Don't forget us small timers now gabe that your famous

I just know no one will f-ck with gabe now. One call to Nick and he can get everyone's 5d sheet and expose a lot of lying done this board.

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-20-13, 10:24 PM

Damn kalikas be blowing up spots to protect the Armenians

i will protect us from the stinky Armenians by passing out speed stick to them

**Noleafclover** · 07-20-13, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by rocky16

Pal, why post two losers? I don't get it.

5dimes is saying more likely Ellenberger by TKO than Ellenberger inside distance.

MD · 07-20-13, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by Noleafclover

5dimes is saying more likely Ellenberger by TKO than Ellenberger inside distance.

Baby's first sportsbook.

**Das Jax** · 07-20-13, 11:26 PM

It's an interesting observation... no need to be an ass about it.

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-20-13, 11:34 PM

Rule 8 of sbr md must be a top 2 ass hole here

**DSSCA** · 07-21-13, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by MD

Baby's first sportsbook.

Care to explain?

**Noleafclover** · 07-21-13, 12:27 AM

lol

**sideloaded** · 07-21-13, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Noleafclover

5dimes is saying more likely Ellenberger by TKO than Ellenberger inside distance.

that is because they are two different markets

**gabe** · 07-21-13, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Don't forget us small timers now gabe that your famous

i'm thanking you both in my pullitzer prize and oscar speeches

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by Noleafclover

Sat 7/27

1105 Ellenberger wins inside distance

+350

Sat 7/27

1129 Ellenberger wins by TKO/KO

+300

happens all the time on 5dimes/sportbet

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-21-13, 07:48 AM

Cory Matthews ftw. He lived upstairs while luca lives ina basement.
-gunshard

**Wanna Bet On It?** · 07-21-13, 08:52 AM

What'd I miss about Cuzzins Inc.? He picking winnerz for Uncle Nick now? If you let Gaberz cap fights but keep him from pressing the buttons (and capping Armenians), he's +EV on the payroll.

I could see a hilarious sequence ensue between the usual can crushing matchup of Papazian (-400) and Mendes (+300) where Gabe keeps overriding the 5D controls to keep the lines steady despite BIGDAY and the rest of the MMA universe maxibetting Chad. "Trust me Tony, you wanna be heavy on Jared. Has cuzzins ever let you down? Mine neither"*

(*the great bouncy castle crisis of 2011 notwithstanding)

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 08:57 AM

lol

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-21-13, 09:10 AM

Where do people see Mighty Mouse closing?

MD · 07-21-13, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Das Jax

It's an interesting observation... no need to be an ass about it.

If you legitimately think that, you need to step up your gambling game.

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Where do people see Mighty Mouse closing?

-430ish.

**mirinquads** · 07-21-13, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Where do people see Mighty Mouse closing?

People will likely chase on him after the rest of the card, so likely over -500, but lets see. Got him at -370ish on betonline

**Grabaka** · 07-21-13, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Wanna Bet On It?

What'd I miss about Cuzzins Inc.? He picking winnerz for Uncle Nick now? If you let Gaberz cap fights but keep him from pressing the buttons (and capping Armenians), he's +EV on the payroll.

I could see a hilarious sequence ensue between the usual can crushing matchup of Papazian (-400) and Mendes (+300) where Gabe keeps overriding the 5D controls to keep the lines steady despite BIGDAY and the rest of the MMA universe maxibetting Chad. "Trust me Tony, you wanna be heavy on Jared. Has cuzzins ever let you down? Mine neither"*

(*the great bouncy castle crisis of 2011 notwithstanding)

Nice stuff.
Yeah, whats up with Gabes now? is he working for the evil side now?

**PunisherIND** · 07-21-13, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Grabaka

Nice stuff.
Yeah, whats up with Gabes now? is he working for the evil side now?

premium gabe is working with them.

flyer gabe still posts here.

**Grabaka** · 07-21-13, 01:00 PM

wow nice for him. Congrats gabba

**gabe** · 07-21-13, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

premium gabe is working with them.

flyer gabe still posts here.

lmao

never change your avatar, man. i'll shoot ya.

**gabe** · 07-21-13, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Grabaka

wow nice for him. Congrats gabba

thanks grabba

**Grabaka** · 07-21-13, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by gabe

thanks grabba

So what is it bro? you going on the podcasts?...helping set odds?... im curious

**sideloaded** · 07-21-13, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Grabaka

So what is it bro? you going on the podcasts?...helping set odds?... im curious

that info is confidential

**sideloaded** · 07-21-13, 01:54 PM

When will Joey Bagels hire one of us?

**Rubber Guard** · 07-21-13, 01:58 PM

Rory pts handicap (-105)

Rory by sub (+655)

**mmaed** · 07-21-13, 02:06 PM

Anyone taking chiesa over masvidal?

**Wanna Bet On It?** · 07-21-13, 03:00 PM

Congrats Gaberz.

Nice to see you get thrown a bone my bro.

Just be prepared to have twitter parody accounts now that you're Kalikas' new BFF. I'm thinking we might see:

Gabe's Bong (sig: hit me and I'll spell out a play in a cloud of smoke. Is that my phone ringing or did you drop your keys?)

Gabe's Math Teacher (sig: Always round 0.5 or higher to 1.0 and <0.49 to 0. G: Can that be applied to implied odds? MT: Don't see why not. G: I love applied Sciencez my cuzzin)

Gabe's flight instructor (sig: If you crash & burn in training, just say it was a flyer simulation)
...

Others???

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 03:20 PM

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-21-13, 03:43 PM

pretty funny stuff there WBOI

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 04:02 PM

Road to the Octagon ... http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-fox8-rtto

**sideloaded** · 07-21-13, 04:12 PM

all in on roidy! he's a psycho!

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 04:26 PM

ha yeah, I'm pumped for that fight brah! Unfortunately I've got to go to shittty Wales and climb Mount Snowden on Saturday then going out in Rhyl - a horrible dilapidated seaside town. Gonna miss the fights and the live betting

**Vaughany** · 07-21-13, 04:27 PM

Mighty Mouse annoys the fuuck out me

**Beelzebubzy** · 07-21-13, 04:35 PM

How high of a mountain
I need to do one of those soon before I get old and w-boi can't put my together again