MMA attack

[NunyaBidness]

Anybody got info on this main event? a 185 lb reality star of some sort against a Pudzianowski look alike at 253 lbs is the main event? 0-0 vs 1-0.

Gotta be some value here, trying to read through some polish websites to get info. Lots of references to Ozdoba (decoration) as the 'polish anderson silva' but it could be a joke.

[Vaughany]

hahaha

[NunyaBidness]

Not sure how I cap this:

"What he's doing is pathetic. Strips like, excuse, a gay! - David thunders Decoration (31 Years Old), founder of the dance group "Badboys" specializes in striptease shows. - His dancing is just terrible. I would be ashamed to appear in the guise of Zorro. You can not of pardon, gay do! It must be a system on the stage, playing and dancing - added in an interview with "Super Express".
wish I Damięcki before he played the role of a stripper, did not benefit from professional advice. So maybe Decoration, who is dancing for 10 years, would show Matthew a few secret tricks? They could meet only in two, drop clothes and to master a sexy deal. Fingers crossed, because young Damięcki is extremely diligent student!"

[NunyaBidness]

What will the odds be that they meet in two, drop clothes, and master a sexy deal?

[Sacrelicious]

[NunyaBidness]

Holy shit his first fight is hilarious:

[NunyaBidness]

He looks like a little bird trying to fly the first time.

[NunyaBidness]

What is the polish fascination with these musclebound dumbdumbs?

[Vaughany]

Not sure how I cap this:

"What he's doing is pathetic. Strips like, excuse, a gay! - David thunders Decoration (31 Years Old), founder of the dance group "Badboys" specializes in striptease shows. - His dancing is just terrible. I would be ashamed to appear in the guise of Zorro. You can not of pardon, gay do! It must be a system on the stage, playing and dancing - added in an interview with "Super Express".
wish I Damięcki before he played the role of a stripper, did not benefit from professional advice. So maybe Decoration, who is dancing for 10 years, would show Matthew a few secret tricks? They could meet only in two, drop clothes and to master a sexy deal. Fingers crossed, because young Damięcki is extremely diligent student!"

lmao

[MD]

I took the gay stripper or whatever. Nobody loses to this guy 70+% of the time, nobody.

[NunyaBidness]

I took the gay stripper or whatever. Nobody loses to this guy 70+% of the time, nobody.

I'm not sure if this guy even trains though! Sounds like he's some sort of anti-celebrity that is taking a paycheck to get gaybashed. He has a website where he advertises personal training AND hairdressing!

[Vaughany]

Cant make this shit up

[MD]

I'm not sure if this guy even trains though! Sounds like he's some sort of anti-celebrity that is taking a paycheck to get gaybashed. He has a website where he advertises personal training AND hairdressing!

If he just pretends he's cutting hair and keeps his hands in hair cutting positions, he'll have a massive striking advantage.

[Sacrelicious]

Holy shit his first fight is hilarious:

This is absolutely shocking.

Unreal.

[Crassus]

This is absolutely shocking.

Unreal.

right?

guy has CRAZY power.

[NunyaBidness]

The big guy won. Can't wait to find the tape.

[MD]

In the end, it was the sexy deal that mastered him.