Told ya so.

[WiiSports]

Don't CHA fukkin hate it when some scumbag FUKKIN says "I TOLD YA SO" after they tout a fukkin play and you didn't lay down the $$$$$$ because you were too scared? We'll FUK DAT SH1T BEACUSE WIISPORTS is here and is ready to make that TOLD YA SO into SOLID CASH.

No fukkin TRICKS, no RLM, steam chasing, system playing, he's due for a win type of bullsh1t.

I fukkin CAP games and I fukkin WIN.

You might think I'm a fukkin TOUT, but I'm making my plays fukkin public because they're fukkin W1NNERS.

First play of "TOLD YA SO" coming out, hop on it so you're not the one getting TOLD.

[brahmabull117]

[WiiSports]

Imma put the plays out front and in BOLD colors so all you degenerates can get in and out quick. I know you don't two sh1ts why a team wins, you just want who will win. For the rest of you kinky mother fukkers, I'll have a short writeup underneath.

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim -1.5 +110

Ladies and fukkin degenerates, the Angels are here to rescue you from the clutches of a bad beat. The G-men are in town and are currently fluxating more than TTwarriors intestine. The Giants brought out ACE workhorse Matt Cain and got lucky to skate out with a W in the first game of the series. Let me tell you this fellas, there wasn't no pretty 1-2-3 innings, and the Angels left a sh1ttown of runners on base. Pujols bases loaded and didn't cash, how the fk? What I be trying to say is that this victory wasn't a statement victory, and this was with MATTY CAIN on da mound.

Barry fukkin Zito is up for the GOOD EATING tmr night, and look for the Angels to pound his face in harder than JJGold's bookie after OKC drops another game to MIAMI. Let me tell you this fellas, Zito's getting fukking EXPOSED by good hitting teams, he got raked by Texas, and just handed over the game on the platter to the ASTROS, yes THE ASTROS. Who the fuk does Zito think he is walking the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd batter back2back2back and going after the cleanup man? GLAND SLAM, GG GAME OVER. But really, who the fuk is able to call themselves an MLB pitcher after that sh1t? He's back guys, Zito is fukking back, the cash cow has come back and he's ready to make us some $$$$$money$$$$$$.

But for reals, this dude is fukking terrible. WANT SOME STATS? DoN'T NEED them! I watch this guy throw BP on a DAILY BASIS. BUT HERE THEY ARE:

5 IP 5 ER versus HOUSTON
6 IP 4 ER VERSUS TEXAS
3.92 NIGHT GAMES (UP FROM 3.29 DAY GAMES)
VERSUS RIGHTYS, .243 AVG, .333 OBP


This dude doesn't know how to pitch to righties, and GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE ON LAA IS RIGHT HANDED:
Trout: CHECK
Hunter: CHECK
PUJOLS: CHECK
MORALES: CHECK
TRUMBO: CHECK
CALLASPO: CHECK
IZTURIS: CHECK
AYBAR: CHECK
WHOEVER CATCHING: CHECK

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE?

C.J FUKKIIIIIIIIN WILSON

CEEEEEJAY, enough said, WANT SOME STATS? DONT NEED THEM, THIS GUY IS BOSS. HERES SOME ANYWAY:

LAST FIVE STARTS:
7 IP/1ER
8 IP/1ER
6 IP/0ER
6 IP/1 ER
8 IP/ 0ER

HE'S HOT BOYS!

Fukkin SLAUGHTER going down tmr, EASY PLAY HERE FELLAS.



Disclaimer: Albert Pujols left the game after getting beaned in the hand, if he's out,
EH FUK IT, ZITO'S TRASH, POUND THIS Sh1T.

[jbart28]

He didn't leave the game. He is fine. This is a solid pick. Trout and Trembo will each hit bombs tomorrow.

[brahmabull117]

Agreed on your pick OP. CJ wilson has been a stud this year as well

[flipside2469]

homosayswhat......is that you?

Either way, you put some serious thought into this it seems. It'd be hard not to tail. Good luck bro.

[ajcobb22]

Not to be a ball buster, but the Angels tend to not give Wilson much run support at home. I think they win but I'd be afraid of going RL here.

[WiiSports]

Bros, dont even worry about the run support, its barry cheetoh throwing bp.

[mikeyplata]

i didn't want to be told so, so i tailed

[WiiSports]

catch this line fellas. dont wanna say I TOLD YA SO.

[WiiSports]

LAST CALL.

Don't GET TOLD.

[Utah_Jay]

I like this guy

[dartmouthemcee]

this shiits funny

[WiiSports]

I'm just going to call it now boys.

TOLD YA SO.

[SBRMAN23]

Boo ya you told us Soooo Albert

[jlee]

it wasn't a grand slam though

nice pick

[MarkTX]

Hah nice hit man and an entertaining read. Wish I saw this thread earlier. Grats!

[WiiSports]

Looking into a game tmr, will have play posted shortly................................. ............

Don't get told FELLAS

[brahmabull117]

excellent work



I got a feeling your play tomorrow will be Rangers runline

[WiiSports]

Brahmabull, I ain't a fooking pussy laying huge juice on plays to look good.

San Francisco Giants Ryan Vogelsong +150

Wiisports is back, and he's ready to turn your fukkin hard earned cash into GOLD. The books are fukkin stoooooopid dropping this line out. POUND THEM EARLY, POUND THEM HARD.

LETS ME TELL YOU THIS, VOGELSONG = VOGELTRON = VOGELSTRONG. This DUDE IS CASH ON WHEELZ, AINT EVEN GOING 2 LIE.

LET ME HIT U UP WITH SUM STATISTICS:

LAST 9 STARTS:
7IP/2ER
7.2IP/1ER (VERSUS TEXAS?!?!)
7IP/2ER
7IP/1ER
6.1IP/3ER
7IP/0ER
7IP/1ER
7.1IP/1ER
7IP/1ER

THIS DUDE HASN'T THROWN A NON-QUALITY START SINCE THE FUKKING CLINTON ADMINISTRATION.

WNAT MORE?! 1.16 WHIP HEEEEEEEYEAH.
NIGHT GAME ERA: 2.08
BA VERSUS RIGHTIES: .219 HOLY S%$!

Who's the fukking opponent?

JARED WEAVER (ya scared?). I AINT. YA KNOW WHY?

NIGHT GAME ERA: 2.80

BUT THE REAL ACE UP MY SLEEVES?

HES COMMING OFF the 15 DAY DL; the guy hasn't pitched since MAY and he's a -160 favorite? TOO MUCH RESPECT VERSUS VOGEL.

MANAGMENT HAS STATED DUDE IS GOING TO BE LIMITED TO 80-90 PITCHES: BRANDON BELT SAYS HELLOOOOOOOOO.

TOO MUCH VALUE ON VOGELSONG +150, POUND IT NOW, POUND IT LATER, POUND IT UNTIL ITS A FUKKING FAVORITE

[SBRMAN23]

Was looking at this earlier I totally agree lets pound this

[flipside2469]

Thanks for the play bro!

[tatommack]

whats the play for tomorrow? rangers? basically you just went though and picked the best pitcher pitching today lets see what you pick tomorrow nice start though

[SBRMAN23]

whats the play for tomorrow? rangers? basically you just went though and picked the best pitcher pitching today lets see what you pick tomorrow nice start though

You paying attention bro he's already got a play for tomorrow come on

[WiiSports]

I ain't even looken at none of this line movement fluff to make my picks, but this line is dropping, hop on now if you want the extra cash (or if u want to have less cash tied up for 3 hours to go blow on a looooser). Don't give a fk, w/e tickles your pickle, because in the words of JJGOLD, THERE AINT NO JUICE WHEN U WIN.

[WiiSports]

whats the play for tomorrow? rangers? basically you just went though and picked the best pitcher pitching today lets see what you pick tomorrow nice start though

This muther fuker accusing me of padding WINS by laying heavy chalk like I'm some sort of BRAHMABULL? DA FK?

[msetai]

^ i saw in another thread you were talking very passionately about the importance of money management, how come no units?

[WiiSports]

Don't give a fk about how many units u put on it. As long a$$ ain't Br0k3 like a J0k3 if for some ungodly reason my play loses, you fukkeeeeeen FINE.

Just don't need none of that stoooopid sh1t like put dem 10% BaNKR0LL plays, cus I know I ain't paying off Jim Joyce to shave corners off.

COMMON SENSE BOI. ALL MY PLAYS EQUALLY GOOD.

[drfunkmaster]

no to be negative but the way you are writting you sound like that cocky guy who was laying millions on bets, that treasure chest idoit guy...I forgot his name. but good luck on your plays.

[tb1984]

Good luck with your Giants pick.

[WiiSports]

This ain't no I TOLD YA so, so I ain't be guarenteeeeeing shiet, just for u lazy degenerates out there who want action

NYY/ATL under 9 +106
MIN/PIT over 8 -110
Nats -1.5 +125

[msetai]

just curious, what % do you put on your "Told ya so" plays?

[WiiSports]

Currently have 2,500 in 5D's (WORKED UP FROM 300 DEPOSIT).

TOLD YA SO plays currently risking in the neighborhood of $50/play, ain't going to make a living, but its jest a side hobby for sh1ts and g1ggles.

[DEUCED]

Currently have 2,500 in 5D's (WORKED UP FROM 300 DEPOSIT).

TOLD YA SO plays currently risking in the neighborhood of $50/play, ain't going to make a living, but its jest a side hobby for sh1ts and g1ggles.

Anybody who would say something like"I TOLD YA SO" would surely tune a meat whistle and roll balls in his mouth.

[WiiSports]

I ain't even going 2 begin to try 2 comprhend w/e sh1t u be trying to say, cus yo ass ain't make NO SENSE.