[DeFactoCrippler]

Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=15393440'>posted</a> on 07/17/2012:

lmao. yea, its just as likely that he's an actor as him being a 25 year old doctor pulling in 300k+.

Fockin kid must have picked the least credible job. But if you actually indulge his fantasy he would be an even bigger clown than if he was just some teenage twerp. What does the average day look like?

- Delivers baby

- Performs open heart surgery on patient

- Unwinds from a long shift by donning a gimp mask and filming a feature length documentary on who he likes in the upcoming fight. This includes all extras such as director's commentary, deleted scenes, and the never before seen alternate ending where he picks Rich Franklin.

- Fires off some air bets

- Engages in prolonged twitter war with Lucas Fury that spreads to multiple other platforms

- Fires off some air bets

- Gets in prolonged flame war over who was better, Randy Couture or Tyson in his prime.

- Gets flamed by sbr forum

- Fires off more air bets like pew pew pew