If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

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  • mathdotcom
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    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser
    Originally posted on 06/12/2009:

    You wake up every morning, get dressed up, drive to work.
    You get out of your car, and as you slam the door shut you realize this is your 100342th day at work doing the same thing over and over. Each step towards the building makes you sick to your stomach. You're in the elevator dreading the moment it reaches your floor.

    Then you get out, and have to put the stupid fake smile on your face and say hello to everyone on your way to your cubicle or work station. You boot up your computer and your email is already full of

    "Can you do this for me before noon? Thanks."
    "Please be advised that today is <insert stupid fake day like 'AIDS awareness day'>, and so at 2pm everyone must come down to the lobby for a quick info session followed by tea and stale cookies"
    "Hi, I glanced over that report you submitted. Even though I didn't read much, I think you should re-do it. Thanks, management."

    You count the minutes until it is quitting time only to go home and get a bunch of bills in the mail. You are going nowhere and have no hope unless you hit the jackpot.

    That is why you should gamble.
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