Wet Shaving: The Art of Manliness

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  • Isaiah
    SBR MVP
    • 11-06-12
    • 1013

    #1
    Wet Shaving: The Art of Manliness
    How many of you are man enough to shave the old fashioned way?

    Double edged razor, badger shaving brush, Williams shaving soap, mug and splashing on Pinaud Bay Rum after shave that will literally make you scream in agony! Yeah it burns but it is good kind of burn.

    I don't suppose many of you pussies are bad ass enough to man up and do it the old fashioned way like me, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK and your grandfather. Back when shaving was a test of man's ability to withstand pain. Yeah that's the way it should be and just the way I like it.

    That's why I'm a genuine He-Man and you are what you are. Take your safety razors, disposables and electric shavers shove them up your collective arses you bunch of metro sexual wimps.

    Small wonder the women won't leave me alone and keep coming, or should I say cumming, back for more and more and more of me.

    Last edited by Isaiah; 10-05-15, 03:31 AM.
  • Jimmy Proffett
    SBR MVP
    • 10-20-09
    • 2729

    #2
    No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

    Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
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    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-08-14
      • 14988

      #3
      Blades way cheaper.

      I recommend it.

      Also love my pinaud bay rum.

      Small world.
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      • Isaiah
        SBR MVP
        • 11-06-12
        • 1013

        #4
        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
        Blades way cheaper.

        I recommend it.

        Also love my pinaud bay rum.

        Small world.
        Nice to find out who the other REAL men are on SBR.What kind of blades you use?

        Feathers for me and my German made Merkur razor. Nothing but the best for my beautiful face! Pure class.
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        • OTL
          SBR MVP
          • 03-08-10
          • 2433

          #5
          Yes, I use a double edge razor and a boar or badger hair shave brush.

          They provide a far superior shave to the multi-blade cartridge crap, they save money, and they're environmentally friendly.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388189

            #6
            lol

            I shave in shower

            simple
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            • jayfly
              SBR MVP
              • 10-18-09
              • 1234

              #7
              lol someone is really confused about what being a real man is.
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              • The Kraken
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-25-11
                • 28917

                #8
                Real men don't run to Youtube to find out "How to shave like a real man"
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                • TheMoneyShot
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-14-07
                  • 28672

                  #9
                  One of my buddies told me the BEST SHAVE is with a straight razor at a barbershop. Told me it's the cleanest shave ever. Never tried it before. I'm sure that can get expensive though lol also add up time and gas money.
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                    One of my buddies told me the BEST SHAVE is with a straight razor at a barbershop. Told me it's the cleanest shave ever. Never tried it before. I'm sure that can get expensive though lol also add up time and gas money.
                    Straight razor shaves are best but yes the expense is the one down side. Nice to have someone do the work for you as with all things in life.

                    I foolishly bought a straight razor a few years ago that I have used like 3 times.

                    Bigger waste of money
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                    • Grits n' Gravy
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-10-10
                      • 13024

                      #11
                      Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.
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                      • jayfly
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-18-09
                        • 1234

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                        Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.

                        LOL men with ugly dirty beards have small cocks
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                        • guitarjosh
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-25-07
                          • 5746

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jayfly
                          LOL men with ugly dirty beards have small cocks
                          How would you know?
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                          • Isaiah
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-06-12
                            • 1013

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                            Actually real men don't shave. They have beards but the op is too much of a bitch who pees sitting down to know this. Bow down bitch.
                            Considering it is necessary for you -- to use a tin snips to cut through kinky wire we fully understand your people's neglect of personal hygiene. For those of you unfamiliar with poster "Grits n' Gravy" here's a picture of him:
                            Last edited by shari91; 10-06-15, 03:52 AM.
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                            • Isaiah
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-06-12
                              • 1013

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                              Real men don't run to Youtube to find out "How to shave like a real man"
                              Oh gosh what a wit! I don't mind getting flamed if it contains even a morsel of wit or humor. So pick up your game Sparky, you are really weak.

                              I've been shaving before you were even a stain spot inside your mother's polyester XXXL slacks begotten while she was pulling tricks in the backseat of johns cars on skid row. In other words, before the internet was even invented.
                              Last edited by Isaiah; 10-05-15, 10:25 PM.
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                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-08-14
                                • 14988

                                #16
                                Isaiah I do not want to be associated with a thread many would consider racist.

                                Thanks,
                                Mo
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                                • Isaiah
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-06-12
                                  • 1013

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                  Isaiah I do not want to be associated with a thread many would consider racist.

                                  Thanks,
                                  Mo
                                  Shocked. Hurt. Dumbfounded. Speechless. That is how I am feeling right now Mo. I expected more from a REAL man. I thought we could be friends.

                                  Best wishes with your wet shaving experience.
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                                  • jayfly
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-18-09
                                    • 1234

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by guitarjosh
                                    How would you know?
                                    They did a poll.
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                                    • Isaiah
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-06-12
                                      • 1013

                                      #19
                                      Eat your heart out wimps!!!
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                                      • Isaiah
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-06-12
                                        • 1013

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
                                        No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

                                        Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
                                        That's why you buy your suits at J.C. Penny and I have mine tailored made by the finest tailors in the world.
                                        I'm everything you wish you were but aren't. I understand.
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                                        • Ra77er
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-20-11
                                          • 10969

                                          #21
                                          Straight blade feels amazing at a barber, I have never attempted this myself but I wish I had those skills. Closest shave I've ever had and that is coming from a guy who buys the expensive as hell gillette nonsense and I shaved every day of my life practically.

                                          This is actually my favorite part of being out of the military now is trying to decide what to do with the beard. I thought about duck dynasty for a while, standard goatee that I would stubble grow on vacations while in the service, tom selleck moostash, trimmed beard or focus beard as I call it etc etc. Very fun having choices again.
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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #22
                                            I absolutely hate shaving and facial hair in general
                                            here's a video of someone dropping 60 bucks for the Royal Shave

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                                            • Winner_13
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-04-10
                                              • 1744

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
                                              No that's ok; I embrace progress and shave correctly for these times.

                                              Do you drive around in a horse and buggy?
                                              Yes he does. He is a "real man".
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                                              • rkelly110
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 10-05-09
                                                • 39691

                                                #24
                                                As a cordless electric shaver myself, I can sit here and buzz it off while looking at you guys post.

                                                I don't have an hour to cut the shit off my face the old fashioned way, but to each his own.
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                                                • grease lightnin
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-01-12
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Isaiah
                                                  For those of you unfamiliar with poster "Grits n' Gravy"

                                                  Gritter is one of the best. Never fukkin heard of you
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388189

                                                    #26
                                                    if you do not shave in the shower you are a jerkoff
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                                                    • PerfectGrape
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-20-11
                                                      • 6761

                                                      #27
                                                      the invention of the cartridges was a step backward for shaving and a step forward for gilette's profits. wet shaving is the closest, smoothest way to get a shave if you have extra time to work up a lather. got a merkur razor, feather blades, taylor of old bond street shaving cream. looking to get a muhle r41, supposed to be the most aggressive, closest shave on the market.




                                                      i've noticed guys who use straight razors talk about how manly they are because of the way they shave. the same guys who brag about drinking whiskey and doing other "manly things". whatever makes you feel confident.
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                                                      • grease lightnin
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-01-12
                                                        • 16015

                                                        #28
                                                        I have a gillete sensor excel, circa 1999, pay too much for the cartridges (even on Amazon), but have taken notice of this wet shave craze. I have a beard now so shaving is minimal, but maybe when I lose enough weight to shave this badboy and have some semblance of a jawline, I will try it out.

                                                        Question: is it not recommended to manscape with these wet shavers? Looks like it could be dangerous.
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                                                        • The Kraken
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-25-11
                                                          • 28917

                                                          #29
                                                          I have an electric razor, gets the job done 95% of the time. If I need something closer or smoother, I'll shave in the shower. Seems like some boys have this fantasy going on in their head of what a real man is and they view their fathers and grand-fathers as "real men", so monkey see, monkey do.

                                                          The whole concept of manliness is ridiculous. Too many insecure fukcs running around.
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                                                          • Grits n' Gravy
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 06-10-10
                                                            • 13024

                                                            #30
                                                            shari- you can let isiah run his mouth because if he ever sticks his head out in vegas i will personally chop it off. not a threat....a guarantee.
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                                                            • Kaabee
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-21-06
                                                              • 2482

                                                              #31
                                                              only twinks worry about really close shaves
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                                                              • peacebyinches
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-13-10
                                                                • 1112

                                                                #32
                                                                Since razors are just so expensive, I just skip the middle man and simply rip the facial hair off of my face every now and then. Sure, it can get a little bloody, but that is easily cleaned up with some after shave (usually just a mixture of hot sauce, lemon juice and bullet casings)
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                                                                • SharpAngles
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 04-15-14
                                                                  • 9467

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Only a broke mf'er shaves his own face. Pay the 10 bucks at the barber shop and get it done like a "REAL" man, not some brokedik scraping iron over your own face
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