Picking up girls on the dancefloor

[AussiePunter123]

Just wondering what your favourite techniques are?

I like to enter a club at about 1 am, sober. Most people are hammered so you can get away with being sober. Straight to the dancefloor. I like to dance by myself and try and lock eyes with a girl. Basically, if she moves closer then you know that at least you are going to feel her arse push up against you.

Last night, I made out with 2 different girls.

The best thing about kissing drunk girls is they normally use a lot of tongue, just the way I like it.

[JMon]

I was told by a wise man in order (or have any chance) to pick up a fine girl at a club is to go in sober or, if not possible, do a line of coke. The former, he said, is the best. Girls don't like fukking drunks. And most importantly, remain sober (or a good buzz) through out. The after party is where it's at.

The problem is most men do not have the confidence to talk to a 'fine', let a lone cut a rug by themselves ( as you do) or even ask a girl to dance without being totally fukked up. Note...I said most, not all. And I also said 'fine'.

[itchypickle]

Just wondering what your favourite techniques are?

I like to enter a club at about 1 am, sober. Most people are hammered so you can get away with being sober. Straight to the dancefloor. I like to dance by myself and try and lock eyes with a girl. Basically, if she moves closer then you know that at least you are going to feel her arse push up against you.

Last night, I made out with 2 different girls.

The best thing about kissing drunk girls is they normally use a lot of tongue, just the way I like it.

Enjoy those cold sores pal

[AussiePunter123]

lol, that is not me mate. Just some random deep kissing off google.

I wish it was me but. She is hot.

[AussiePunter123]

[The Kraken]

Is that you in the second pic, aussie?

[AussiePunter123]

No bro. Just some random people i found off google images.

They are the two doing deep tongue kissing in the first pic.

[JMon]

Is that you in the second pic, aussie?

damn dude...it's obviously not. It's the same couple in the first pic (which he said was not him). Look at the facial hair of the man, the bangs cut, nose structure and coat of the woman.

[The Kraken]

damn dude...it's obviously not. It's the same couple in the first pic (which he said was not him). Look at the facial hair of the man, the bangs cut, nose structure and coat of the woman.

I'll be in Denver in a few weeks. We can settle this. Meet me on the roof top of Linger.

[JMon]

I'll be in Denver in a few weeks. We can settle this. Meet me on the roof top of Linger.

let me know for sure, I need prepare. Is tang on your vocabulary?

[marcoloco]

[marcoloco]

[AussiePunter123]

Only in America.

[Optional]

Only in America.

Only in every nightclub across the world.

Always one old dude.

[The Kraken]

let me know for sure, I need prepare. Is tang on your vocabulary?

I'll for sure be there. Tang is not in my vocabulary but handing out an ass kickin is pal. We can do breakfast at Snooze the following morning

[Jayvegas420]

I have a whole new respect for Vegas 39, apparently he's got game.

[TheMoneyShot]

The sober routine doesn't work. Even when a chick is tipsy she can tell if you've been drinking or not. Girls are extremely intimidated when you're sober.

[Weems2k]

That supposed chick looks like Jim Carrey with really long hair..

[beefcake]

That supposed chick looks like Jim Carrey with really long hair..

[TheGoldenGoose]

[AussiePunter123]

That supposed chick looks like Jim Carrey with really long hair..

Always get one don't you? lol

That chic is decent looking. Definitely good looking enough to have her tongue touching your tonsils or sucking your tongue.

Hell, I'd give her feet a good tongue lashing.

[ParlayininHTown]

I'll never be smooth enough to pick up a girl like that.

I can't even look them in the eye anymore.

Why do I even bother going through the motions?

[AussiePunter123]

I have never picked up at a club mate. I got a deep pash at a school dance.

Seriously, its easier to go to a pro and pay some cash.

[ParlayininHTown]

Seriously, its easier to go to a pro and pay some cash.

That doesn't do it for me. It doesn't fill the void.

I'm looking for something real ... But I'm too much of a socially inept freak to make it happen.

[thetrinity]

moneys right have to be buzzing at least, falling down drunk girl dont like

[TonyTall]

stuntman mike was sober worked for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_si7BGFGQU

[The Kraken]

moneys right have to be buzzing at least, falling down drunk girl dont like

Now that's a cliff hanger

[Cuse0323]

Not something you can teach...good looks, confidence and not looking like a desperate creep. Gotta have fun with it.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[ParlayininHTown]

Not something you can teach...good looks, confidence and not looking like a desperate creep. Gotta have fun with it.

I'll never be like that.

I'm completely doomed. There's no sense in even trying anymore.

What's the point in continuing to live when I know I'll be miserable and lonely for the remainder of my existence? Am I just wasting time and taking up space now?

[rkelly110]

Parlaying, STOP! Get control of yourself!

You are putting women on too high a pedestal. They are not much different than you. Talk to them like you would
your mother and friends.

Women aren't going to throw you down and do you the minute they see you, unless you're George Clooney. They
have to get to know you. Sitting on a log and not socializing won't get you anywhere. You have to give in order to
receive.

Socially inept? Clean yourself up, buy some decent clothes and go to church for six weeks. Get publically baptized,
do communion where you have to go up front. Be an usher and collect offerings. Churches are always doing fund raisers
and construction projects. Be there. People will talk to you if you are shy. Eventually you will gain confidence in yourself.

Why six weeks? That's what it takes to change your life. Either to get in physical shape, quit smoking, be a druggie or
an alky. The same can be applied to being socially inept.

Be a friend 1st, a lover 2nd. Seeing you one time won't cut it. Be seen more often. You will know who the one is, but
you won't find her if you are stuck behind the computer.

[packerd_00]

The sober routine doesn't work. Even when a chick is tipsy she can tell if you've been drinking or not. Girls are extremely intimidated when you're sober.

The sober guy has a big edge

[packerd_00]

Lol classic

[onemoregoal]

I'll never be like that.

I'm completely doomed. There's no sense in even trying anymore.

What's the point in continuing to live when I know I'll be miserable and lonely for the remainder of my existence? Am I just wasting time and taking up space now?

You have to help yourself...... A girl wont magically appear in front of you.
Im guessing you are reasonably young and also guessing you are healthy - and i know u said you have a good job. Already you are miles ahead of a lot of men...................