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I'm the bubble....
I'm the bubble, I'm the bubble, I'm always in trouble, I'm the bubble, I'm the bubble, let's get ready to rumble, no need to fear KJ is near, your A9, why sure I'm behind, I'm the bubble, I'm the bubble, I trip and stumble, your 9 hits on the river just to verify the tumble, because I'm the bubble, I'm the bubble...It's always fun as I mumble...... Geewwd geeeam
that's why you play cash games instead
I like tourneys ... I made a dumb move. I should've shoved with 9s and didn't K hits board I check other guy bets big and I bow out, come to find out he had A high..looking back, should've placed but no redemption cards ... because today, I'm the bubble, I'm the bubble... Any poems, or bubble stories.. Please shareOriginally Posted by daneblazer
She came blowing bubbles, she sure looked like troubleI'm the bubble, I'm the bubble... Any poems, or bubble stories.. Please share
but then she dropped to her knees and did say:
"Bazooka Joe is the keenest, may I please suck your penis?"
I blew a wad, wasn't gum, OY VEY!
What is that around her neck, a shark tooth, bag of rocks or something...
Ok bite, sometimes your a..
other times you have the mentality of one of these guys
I was playing poker on Sbr
when the bubble was no longer afar
i look down at the keys
and what to my delight did I see
but a pair of two lovely aces
i was about to get a gift card and go places
so I pushed my e chips to the middle
never did I think they were second fiddle
as I was called by a Jack and a 4
i didn't want to see more
As I knew I wasn't going to cash
as 4's rained down like fried chicken bones in ttwarrior's trash
i cussed and cussed like a sailor without a soul
sbr poker, rigged shit hole
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My SBR haikus....
Dominating hand
Get the money in as fav
Turn kick in the nuts
Only one over
Against my big pocket pair
Why SBR why
Soft play and angles
Cheating a holes left and right
Someone call biteme
One more....
Third Final Table
In the same number of days
No cash once again
The final table with only 2 grand, next 2 cards I get I have to jam,
looking for two deuces to upset the crowd, won't get to far with Yisman around,
he calls my all in with a king and a three, 3 hits the flop and I scream why me!!
with a 2 on the turn I regain composure only to see a 3 on the river the game was over,...
mental gymnastics as the cards tell a tale, thoughts replaying the story as I stare at the rail..
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I think Henry Wadsworth Longfellow just turned over in his grave !!! Great stuff ! Poetry in motion for sure. I guess the tables are so empty we may as well have a poetry corner and award 20 chips to the best poem related to the empty tables !
poem related to the empty tables !
Sitting here 10 minutes, not a soul in sight,
I even made a thread seeing if anyone will bite,
1 response mentioning " no points to roll ",
people are hoarding them like South African gold,
they want pizza, gift cards, and maybe a seat from vivid,
as I whistle dixie I hear crickets, I guess I'll give this, 5 more minutes...
now I'm discouraged that no one will sit, until bobbywaves pops in asking to flip,
all hope is gone, that's all there's left to say, for sbr poker it's just another day..
no offense bobby...
No offense taken, as many intelligent folks flip.no offense bobby...
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