Buyout discount on Tripe poker bets

[bobbywaves]

Since it's the holiday season & I'm feeling generous, I decided to offer yet another buyout discount program to the 4 guys unfortunate enough to have poker bets on Tripe: Beerdog, Gummo, Jake, & Tripe http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...le_d_bets.html

There's 10 tourney's left until years end, so the buyout discount program will work as follows:

Pay your poker debt today, 12/18, get 10% discount.
Pay 12/19, get 9% discount.
Pay 12/20 thru 12/22, get 8% discount.
Pay 12/23, get 7% discount.
Pay X-mas Eve, get 6% discount.
Pay X-mas Day, get 5% discount.
Pay 12/26, get 4% discount.
Pay 12/27 thru 12/29, get 3% discount.
Pay 12/30, get 2% discount.
Pay New Years Eve, get 1% discount.
Pay New Years Day, get 0% discount.

While this might not seem like much savings, if Tripe took full advantage of this generous offer today he could save a substantial 2,889 pts! Of course he'll still need to secure a low interest loan from one of his good buddies: DS, Robber, or Yisman. But it would still be well worth the nominal effort in acting today. Happy Holidays to all.

[mpaschal34]

BW's....when do you start taking bets for 2015? I'm pretty sure I'll be interested in some sort of Leaderboard wager. I'm not a high roller, but probably can support 6000 or so.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

thanks for the offer but I'm going down with the ship

[Auto Donk]

hey waves, if i kill you before new years, are all bets against you and in favor of tripe forgiven?

and don't hold your breath, m pas, as wwaves will pussy out and not accept any heads up wagers for next year --- i've had one extended to him for over five-six months, and he refuses to accept (and did so even before he started accusing me of welching on a debt.)

his standard response will be "join up the pussywaves yearly challenge" which will not be limited to heads up, but will require beating a field of players obviously better than ol wussy himself. His 2014 pussychallenge was apparently only acceptetd by Long Schlong Ron Jeremy aka Triple-D-Bets for 2014.

The pussyboy Tidal Waves will not accept any heads up challenges.... pussy's been ducking mine for most of this year, for 2015......

[BeerDog99]

I am ok with the status. If you win Bobby, congrats to you.

[GUMMO77]

I'm with Peavy and BD, but thanks for the offer.

It looks like you're going to take this down, if so, congrats.

[Auto Donk]

rumor has it Tidal Waves wants to get some buyouts done BEFORE X-Mas so he can get his new lover a x-mas gift on time, and not have to wait until after new years for the funds.....

phone tap reveals he wants his new man to get ink that matches his own, as seen below:

[GUMMO77]

rumor has it Tidal Waves wants to get some buyouts done BEFORE X-Mas so he can get his new lover a x-mas gift on time, and not have to wait until after new years for the funds.....

phone tap reveals he wants his new man to get ink that matches his own, as seen below:

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Sweet baby jezus, Donk, you need to put a warning label on pics like that

[GUMMO77]

BTW, what is the total bet between Bobby and Trip?

[Auto Donk]

my bad.... wwaves is tough to stomach.... especially that stomach

[JAKEPEAVY21]

it is looking grim but one thing that gives me a bit of hope is that Tripe's style is one in which if he gets hot he can get 1500-2000 in a week's time.

[playersonly69]

Horrendous offer bobby. Had you started with like 33% today, it might have been worth it

[Slanina]

I have a bet on Bobby +1200 and Bobby to win outright with 10-1 odds. Too lazy to dig it up since there is still time for Trip to work some magic. Either way, you two have earned top 10 spots. Congrats to both.

[spider]

seems like a big lead. you are up 1150 pts plus one tourney left for you today, since TD
did not cash earlier today, and there are 8 tourneys left.
I will put up 500 pts @ 100/1 that TD wins it. offer open till before you play today's (12/18) tourney.

[Slanina]

seems like a big lead. you are up 1150 pts plus one tourney left for you today, since TD
did not cash earlier today, and there are 8 tourneys left.
I will put up 500 pts @ 100/1 that TD wins it. offer open till before you play today's (12/18) tourney.

50,000 to win 500? Holy biscuits.

[daneblazer]

You guys give Waves grief, but the guy would be a tough match in a year long leader board contest. Whether or not you think he's a good, bad, or decent player is irrelevant. Dude plays every day and often times table selects. With this format making it relatively easy to cash, you better clear your schedule.

[playersonly69]

Why don't we have tournaments on Christmas and New Years? That really hurts my chances at finishing in the top 40. I need at least 2 more outright wins and about 3 or 4 finishes in the top 5 to make it.

[Lowly Oaftard]

I have a bet on Bobby +1200 and Bobby to win outright with 10-1 odds. Too lazy to dig it up since there is still time for Trip to work some magic. Either way, you two have earned top 10 spots. Congrats to both.

Ya, I have 10:1 on Bobbo outright as well. I offered Trip a buyout and he extended me a cordial invitation to the theological region of eternal punishment. Good luck to both guys down the stretch!

[bobbywaves]

thanks for the offer but I'm going down with the ship

Aya aye captain...very noble of you, BD, & Gummo, all willing to go down with the ship. If Tripe is mathematically eliminated come 12/30 or 12/31, you're still all welcome to the 2% or 1% discounts respectively.

[bobbywaves]

BW's....when do you start taking bets for 2015? I'm pretty sure I'll be interested in some sort of Leaderboard wager. I'm not a high roller, but probably can support 6000 or so.

Since you're a very good player ahead of me on current annual board, wouldn't be interested in H2H as it's a coin flip at best. I'm obviously more interested in H2H locks against maniac players such as: Tripe, POS, Carseller, etc...

If there's enough interest I'm up for a 2,500 post up entry fee annual challenge that anyone can join, top 3 getting paid if we have at least 15 participants.

[bobbywaves]

hey waves, if i kill you before new years, are all bets against you and in favor of tripe forgiven?

and don't hold your breath, m pas, as wwaves will pussy out and not accept any heads up wagers for next year --- i've had one extended to him for over five-six months, and he refuses to accept (and did so even before he started accusing me of welching on a debt.)

his standard response will be "join up the pussywaves yearly challenge" which will not be limited to heads up, but will require beating a field of players obviously better than ol wussy himself. His 2014 pussychallenge was apparently only acceptetd by Long Schlong Ron Jeremy aka Triple-D-Bets for 2014.

The pussyboy Tidal Waves will not accept any heads up challenges.... pussy's been ducking mine for most of this year, for 2015......

If you kill me before New Years, all Tripe bets will obviously be forgiven. Good luck with that tough, only one being taken away in a body bag will be you.

Donkey delusional as ever, clearly accepted his poker challenge & the jackass welches when I'm kicking his ass. Unfortunately for Donkey, it's very well documented: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

[bobbywaves]

BTW, what is the total bet between Bobby and Trip?

I'm risking 20k to win 28,890, post #2 here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...le_d_bets.html

[bobbywaves]

Horrendous offer bobby. Had you started with like 33% today, it might have been worth it

Horrendous? It was actually generous, considering I don't have to offer any discounts.

You might as well ship 100 now from our challenge POS. Even if your cheating pts aren't deducted, still getting your ass kicked.

[playersonly69]

It was a HORRENDOUS offer! I mean he has much better than a 10% shot at still beating you! So in that case not only do they save their 90% but they will win!!!!


Again, a fair offer would have been about 33%. But wait, that was before I found out that he already played today!!! Now a fair offer would have been about 40%. Your offer to them was an insult to be honest, it makes you look like shit. Don't offer anything if you are going to cheat the guys.

[bobbywaves]

In your mind Tripe has a better than 10% chance of winning, obviously not in my mind. Which makes it a generous offer to me.

How am I cheating the guys, when they don't have to accept offer? Coming from POS, the biggest cheater on this site.

[bobbywaves]

Why don't we have tournaments on Christmas and New Years? That really hurts my chances at finishing in the top 40. I need at least 2 more outright wins and about 3 or 4 finishes in the top 5 to make it.

What the Hell are you talking about? You have absolutely no shot at making top 40 anyway, as your cheating pts still need to be deducted. Where does it say no dailies on X-Mas & New Years?

[bobbywaves]

seems like a big lead. you are up 1150 pts plus one tourney left for you today, since TD
did not cash earlier today, and there are 8 tourneys left.
I will put up 500 pts @ 100/1 that TD wins it. offer open till before you play today's (12/18) tourney.

90/1 would be more accurate odds. But in the rare event I lose to you & others, I would have to cough up 71k pts I don't have. I'm content winning 34k, your measly 500 does nothing for me.

I don't take loans, as it's weak behavior & irresponsible to bet with pts you don't have like Tripe.

[playersonly69]

it says on the original rules, no daily tournaments on Christmas or New years day.


Either it was on that thread or the other thread that talk about Holiday tournaments. You made a horrendous insulting offer to the guys. NO ONE would have taken that deal

[bobbywaves]

it says on the original rules, no daily tournaments on Christmas or New years day.


Either it was on that thread or the other thread that talk about Holiday tournaments. You made a horrendous insulting offer to the guys. NO ONE would have taken that deal

Tell me this POS, will it still be insulting receiving anywhere from a 1-3% discount when Tripe is mathematically eliminated? In my mind & anyone else with common sense, I'm giving away free pts I obviously don't have to do.

If it was such an "insult" as you claim, why was I thanked for the offer?

[spider]

Tell me this POS, will it still be insulting receiving anywhere from a 1-3% discount when Tripe is mathematically eliminated? In my mind & anyone else with common sense, I'm giving away free pts I obviously don't have to do.

If it was such an "insult" as you claim, why was I thanked for the offer?

mathematically eliminated means that you must have a greater lead than your opponent can accumulate.
8 tournament left x 600 pts = 4800 pts maximum that possibly your opponent can accumulate. therefore you need a lead of 4801 pts to have mathematically eliminated your opponent. last count was 1150 pts in your favor, thus you haven't mathematically eliminated him.

[bobbywaves]

mathematically eliminated means that you must have a greater lead than your opponent can accumulate.
8 tournament left x 600 pts = 4800 pts maximum that possibly your opponent can accumulate. therefore you need a lead of 4801 pts to have mathematically eliminated your opponent. last count was 1150 pts in your favor, thus you haven't mathematically eliminated him.

Correct... I didn't say he was mathematically eliminated now, reread my post. I referenced 1-3% discount, as it's possible Tripe can be eliminated anywhere from 12/29 thru 12/31.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Thanks for letting us know yet again bobbo, that you're a complete idiot when it comes to odds

You guys give Waves grief, but the guy would be a tough match in a year long leader board contest. Whether or not you think he's a good, bad, or decent player is irrelevant. Dude plays every day and often times table selects. With this format making it relatively easy to cash, you better clear your schedule.

There's some truth to this dane; his constant tournament selection is an absolute requirement for his "style", as a few extra players means the difference between bubbling and mincashing. To his credit, he's actually done the impossible and improved from terrible to mediocre, though still way behind quite a few players here.

To everyone else, looks like I'm a bit of a long shot (even longer after somehow getting signed up for the 10 AM today and getting booted? Wasn't even awake at 10 AM today, not sure wtf that's about). If I do lose, it's a good remidner that all you can do is get your money in good and hope luck doesn't screw ya...AA doesn't always beat 27, but I'll bet on it every time

[BeerDog99]

Triple, whatever happens, you played well and this bet was an amusing storyline throughout the year.

[bobbywaves]

To his credit, he's actually done the impossible and improved from terrible to mediocre, though still way behind quite a few players here.

7 players is quite a few to you? Way behind when I'm one big cash away from 3rd place on the big board? Problem with Tripe, he can never give credit when it's due. Whereas I always credit the guys who are playing better than me.

To everyone else, looks like I'm a bit of a long shot (even longer after somehow getting signed up for the 10 AM today and getting booted? Wasn't even awake at 10 AM today, not sure wtf that's about). If I do lose, it's a good remidner that all you can do is get your money in good and hope luck doesn't screw ya...AA doesn't always beat 27, but I'll bet on it every time

Problem is you don't heed your own reminders. I've seen the hands you shove with, your behind more times than not. I asked DS to sign you up for the 10am, didn't think he'd actually do it though.

[Triple_D_Bet]

7 players is quite a few to you? Way behind when I'm one big cash away from 3rd place on the big board? Problem with Tripe, he can never give credit when it's due. Whereas I always credit the guys who are playing better than me.



Problem is you don't heed your own reminders. I've seen the hands you shove with, your behind more times than not. I asked DS to sign you up for the 10am, didn't think he'd actually do it though.

"Behind" as in "worse at poker in general"...it's universally acknowledged that the ability to angle shoot and win participation awards says nothing about poker abilities

You've played 7 more of these than me now, and you've been way over EV the last 6 weeks while I've been a bit under....but don't let those facts get in the way of thinking you're something special