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    onerous
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    jesus crhist its annoying people go in with 3 outters on the flop, think their good.

    i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying

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    Quote Originally Posted by onerous View Post
    i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying
    ahah.... I see you played with BiteMe........

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    Quote Originally Posted by onerous View Post
    i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying
    What you need to realize is play will obviously be more loose, as it's for pts. Many people especially non pros, simply don't care. Of course they have a horrible chance of hitting, but will hit occasionally as the win % indicates.

    You still want these fish at your table. You'll get their stack more times than not, as the win % indicates.

    Complaining about it is equally pathetic, as the bad play itself.

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    bobby gets it

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    This was actually vs me. Not only was the Ace an out but what he's neglecting to mention is that I had spades and there were two spades on the board. I guess due to Onerous's selective memory those didn't exist.

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    HH usually tells the better story

    most people like to complain without posting that for some reason

    it sounds better i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    HH usually tells the better story

    most people like to complain without posting that for some reason

    it sounds better i guess
    i agree totally........ HH's are boring reads.... I prefer the sentence fragments and random "fck you's" sputtered out in rage by a man or woman on tilt after taking yet another horrific s bullshit r bad beat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i agree totally........ HH's are boring reads.... I prefer the sentence fragments and random "fck you's" sputtered out in rage by a man or woman on tilt after taking yet another horrific s bullshit r bad beat....
    this

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    Did u know that the way cards are dealt in an rng online it's gives the same odds of any card to come. For example if u have 3 outs live on the flop I u got about a12% chance to win in online poker the odd will be better cuz u got the same odds of 1 of those 3 cards coming as any other card in the deck. This is one reason u see so mnay bad beats online

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    Jung did you know you have no idea what you're talking about and are spewing complete nonsense? Just curious.

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    Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before? You realize the odds of that happening is like 1:48,000? That's a heck of a lot less likely than getting one outed on the river...and I don't see too many threads bitching and complaining about being dealt aces twice in a row
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    got AA 3 times in a row once....where do I file the complaint?

    thank goodness it wasn't on SBR or I would have lost at least twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before? You realize the odds of that happening is like 1:48,000? That's a heck of a lot less likely than getting one outed on the river...and I don't see too many threads bitching and complaining about being dealt aces twice in a row
    I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!

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    Got and have seen AA back to back here. Not sure what it means. The luck really came when everybody folded to me. Lucky no one called me with 2/7 offsuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!
    Beerdog got me tday with my AJ v his A7 clubs all in (I had about 1100 chips think hd had about 2200). Blinds 50-100. He limped then called my all in from my BB. Not a call I would have made but oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Beerdog got me tday with my AJ v his A7 clubs all in (I had about 1100 chips think hd had about 2200). Blinds 50-100. He limped then called my all in from my BB. Not a call I would have made but oh well.
    I will answer as you have always been cool.

    It is a time in the tourney to try and chip up. I limped because I did not want to play for all my chips against others but given your chip stack and I assumed I would have at least been live against your range in that position.

    Also if I lost I would still have 10bb so I would barely be in a worse situation with only 20bb.

    Essentially I wanted to see who tried to open the pot and decide what to do then.

    I got lucky, just like everyone who has ever won a tourney.

    That said if it makes you feel better, maybe it was karma for me, I bubbled the tourney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!
    If you seriously think the fix was in for me to taking out the bounty two tourneys in a row, you need some help and you are in the same tinfoil camp as Konck and the rest of the rigtards.

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    If it's not rigged software and super users, it's cold seats, cold decks, decks that need shuffling, shitty dealers...anything other bad play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    If it's not rigged software and super users, it's cold seats, cold decks, decks that need shuffling, shitty dealers...anything other bad play.
    You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowly Oaftard View Post
    You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.
    And the infamous doomswitch....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowly Oaftard View Post
    You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.
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    Dude its free poker.

    Not to mention it's SBR.

    If you want to play real poker go to a casino lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeCrush24 View Post
    Dude its free poker.

    Not to mention it's SBR.

    If you want to play real poker go to a casino lol.
    agreed.... plus, you don't have to worry that some fuccker in a live game is across the table from you teabaggin' a shift key on a keyboard to fuk with the cards being dealt, and certainly no players at a live table are skyping or talking on the phone with the dealer...........

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    Why do you guys all think they rig it against you too steal your points lol. They make more than enough of their points that they give away back in the casino and sports book.

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    What does Jesus Christ have to do with it? He probably wouldn't approve of gambling anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerDog99 View Post
    I will answer as you have always been cool.

    It is a time in the tourney to try and chip up. I limped because I did not want to play for all my chips against others but given your chip stack and I assumed I would have at least been live against your range in that position.

    Also if I lost I would still have 10bb so I would barely be in a worse situation with only 20bb.

    Essentially I wanted to see who tried to open the pot and decide what to do then.

    I got lucky, just like everyone who has ever won a tourney.

    That said if it makes you feel better, maybe it was karma for me, I bubbled the tourney.
    Dude wasn't criticizing your play at all...........its just not a call I would have made. It worked out for you at the time so congrats. I'd be the 1st to admit I struggle in tourneys as opposed to cash games. Not sure why that is but I'll figure it out

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    BD did seem uncharacteristically testy yesterday, he even blew me up for trying to find humor in him and some other guy pulling off a 1/23,000,000 probability when SBR forgot to reset the winners of the weekly BTP tourney from one week to the next.........

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    Do you guys honestly think that SBR is rigged? Or is that just a coping mechanism for how bad you are? If you have convinced yourself that it's rigged you really need to seek psychological help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    Do you guys honestly think that SBR is rigged? Or is that just a coping mechanism for how bad you are? If you have convinced yourself that it's rigged you really need to seek psychological help.
    getting sucked out on over and over and over wehn you get it in good, with an 80-20 favorite, means you're really bad at poker???? got it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before?

    No.

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    I've noticed well above 50% of the time that the hand that's trailing in an all in... wins most of the time.

    That's pathetic.

    But... it is what it is.

    That's why people push on mediocre hands.

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