hey sbr... how the fck can u shitheads screw this up?????

**leetreaper** · 10-12-14, 10:11 PM

dude, just shoot yourself...

**Auto Donk** · 10-12-14, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by leetreaper

dude, just shoot yourself...

nah, i'll just beat the shit out of you instead........

**leetreaper** · 10-12-14, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

nah, i'll just beat the shit out of you instead........

haha good one

**Auto Donk** · 10-12-14, 11:13 PM

lol

**MiddleMan** · 10-12-14, 11:41 PM

Two solutions for you:
1) Compare your problem with someone else's worst problem (I.e. Losing a loved one). OR
2) Rate this problem of yours on a scale from 1-10. 10 being the absolute worst. In six months time, will the rating still be the same, or will you care a hell of a lot less?

Hopefully that helps put things into perspective for you.

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-14, 02:39 PM

no shit dumbass..... I know it's trivial, but this is a lame two-bit p o s message board for the lame, two-bit p o s poker site; it's not a message board for support for people losing loved ones, or any other type of important shit........ I get it....... but these lame pricks can't get the simplest of concepts down.........

now the real kicker... the p o s software did the exact fckin' same thing to me in this morning's trny... LOL......... f u s b r!

**ShogunRua** · 10-13-14, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by MiddleMan

Two solutions for you:
1) Compare your problem with someone else's worst problem (I.e. Losing a loved one). OR
2) Rate this problem of yours on a scale from 1-10. 10 being the absolute worst. In six months time, will the rating still be the same, or will you care a hell of a lot less?

Hopefully that helps put things into perspective for you.

You do realize this is a gambling message board...don't you? The poker section of it.

Originally posted by Auto Donk

you dumb pricks are running a trny, with two tables left... one has ten, one suddenly has 8, so you decide to jerk a player off the tbl with ten, to equalize. this is where i come in..... i just had the button, as the next hand gets ready to deal, ur sorry asses pluck my donkass from the table with ten, and throw me to the table with 8, into the "under the gun" position.....

any mother fcker with half an ounce of sense knows, the stupid fckin' game runner/dealer/poker site should have NOT plucked my sorry ass off the second table, but rather should have plucked the mother fkcer under the gun..... this is the simplest fckin' concept to grasp, especially with a mere two tables left.

so please explain how the fck you idiots can fck that up as well.... is your fuckin poker software made in Mexico? Taiwan? Liberia?

thank you.

I've had the same type of things happen to me. Both good and bad. You have 6 blinds left after just losing on the BB, it switches you to the other table and immediately puts you on or near the blinds again. I've had good luck with it too though. UTG to button etc.

Another flaw I noticed is that it will skip your BB sometimes when someone gets knocked out. Don't remember the exact details, but I've noticed it several times.

**mpaschal34** · 10-13-14, 05:27 PM

I've benefitted from the blind skip several times to. not sure why the software is programmed that way. as shogun said, i'm probably about 50/50 on getting screwed and getting rewarded. of course it always seems to hurt more when you are the one being screwed.

**Slanina** · 10-13-14, 10:26 PM

I lost AA to AA today. Felt good to get that out. That is all.

**Auto Donk** · 10-13-14, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Slanina

I lost AA to AA today. Felt good to get that out. That is all.

I saw that..... same beat that rich dude took at The Big One for One Drop at the wsop this year...... only silver lining here is that unlike that rich dude, your beat didn't come with a $1 Million price tag!

**rufflesmuncher** · 10-14-14, 04:26 PM

best solution for all your woes Mr. Donk, stop using SBR. It is driving you mad!!!

**Auto Donk** · 10-15-14, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by rufflesmuncher

best solution for all your woes Mr. Donk, stop using SBR. It is driving you mad!!!

nah, it's all good..... just be sure to wear a bullet proof vest if you happen to go to The Bash!

joking aside, i whine and moan about a lot of shit, but in reality i became numb to the SBullshitR beats long ago; now i'm like a chijuajau whose bark is way worse than its bite.....

key to winning on sbr is to adjust not only to the players, but also to the beats/suckouts you know are coming, and use them to your advantage..... count on runners not only to crack your aces, but to crack other's aces as well..... like last night when I got tripled's aces by my aceten on a ten hi flop..... pretty much knew when he fired huge at the flop, he had the over pair (granted, I didn't suspect aces since i had one), but I called knowing i'd suckout.... I was due, and had doubled him up earlier; knew the programming was in my favor. I shove, he calls, next card out: TEN!!!!!!!!

GOTTA KNOW HOW TO PLAY: not only poker, not only hte other players, but also the rigged software!

**Jeffie** · 10-15-14, 12:47 PM

I just try and make sure i go in way behind. I know im 75% fav when i do.

**daneblazer** · 10-21-14, 11:51 AM

What SBR Poker is telling you when you load a tournament

**Auto Donk** · 10-21-14, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

What SBR Poker is telling you when you load a tournament

there's no inquiry.... like a drunk frat boy, s bullshit r just rams it right in..... no lube, no pleasure, no nothing......

**jtoler** · 10-21-14, 03:41 PM

Kobe believes Randle is behind it, seriously why do you create so much discussion about a point oriented poker site.

**Jimmy Proffett** · 10-21-14, 09:29 PM

See, you have to pay attention to when the tables are going to even out. Then hit the shift button 25 times; you won't get moved.

**eberetta1** · 10-22-14, 02:10 AM

There should be a badge for that, AutoDonk.