How to Beat Lowly Oaftard

**Koldazzice** · 02-28-14, 02:28 PM

lol

**Diesel79** · 02-28-14, 02:46 PM

**daneblazer** · 02-28-14, 02:46 PM

or you can just try to outplay him

**ProPicker713** · 02-28-14, 02:48 PM

Let's get a bounty going on lowly.

**GUMMO77** · 02-28-14, 03:14 PM

Where it Triple's thread?

**GUMMO77** · 02-28-14, 03:15 PM

Donk, you crack me up, brotha

**Lowly Oaftard** · 02-28-14, 03:29 PM

An army of Autodonks as opponents? Sounds like a good way to make the world's softest tournament, not ensure victory over a skilled competitor.

**Mitchell88** · 02-28-14, 03:40 PM

Lowly are you a computer? you just seem like you might be some sort of weird SBR bot trial version? any truth to that

**konck** · 02-28-14, 04:06 PM

Poker on sbr is a complete fake you win if your connected or they let you win.
You wont beat the plants period fukin suks I play a lot less now you wont see
these coks at any bash an if you do they wont play live poker. Right now I get miracle
2 outer beats every day. Like I said fuk it I just wont post and dont play as much.

**konck** · 02-28-14, 04:10 PM

How autodik had a beef is beyond me today he says in 44 min I had aa twice qq twice 10 10 twice
kk once next hand he had jj lol.Papertrail raised 90% of the hands won most lol except he didnt raise into his ass buddy maybe fellow employee shane he kept him in the game. If you watch the play you know who's play really doesnt figure but they still win.....guess why lol
SMC with this shit

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by konck

How autodik had a beef is beyond me today he says in 44 min I had aa twice qq twice 10 10 twice
kk once next hand he had jj lol.Papertrail raised 90% of the hands won most lol except he didnt raise into his ass buddy maybe fellow employee shane he kept him in the game. If you watch the play you know who's play really doesnt figure but they still win.....guess why lol
SMC with this shit

knock, u stupid fck, ur as gullible as you are a bad poker player.... I was lying my ass off to fck with the tbl, and it was working as I stole 5x more blinds than usual..... figured it'd be the dumbest fck on the site to chime in with some inane bullshit.....

**sinmiedo** · 02-28-14, 05:21 PM

wow........so many new opponents , Shougan Rua , Jakepavy , Gummo, Arunsh, and I really have to step up in our game!!!!!!!!!

**konck** · 02-28-14, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

knock, u stupid fck, ur as gullible as you are a bad poker player.... I was lying my ass off to fck with the tbl, and it was working as I stole 5x more blinds than usual..... figured it'd be the dumbest fck on the site to chime in with some inane bullshit.....

Suk my dik you fake
your a bigger joke than the poker itself

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by konck

Suk my dik you fake
your a bigger joke than the poker itself

according to the last person who saw ur pathetic junk, it looks like a "dik", only smaller.....

yah, im a fake.... and the dozen or so pizza's ive eaten and the multiple walmart shopping trips i've taken courtesy SBullshitR were all "fakes", too......... gl KOCKN

**sinmiedo** · 02-28-14, 06:09 PM

you guys better buy the new SBR 4000 ff (fuckup free) Keyboard made by Lowly inc. manufacturing.
I know a bunch of guys have their order in.

**Mitchell88** · 02-28-14, 06:53 PM

how did this thread get so far off base I am still losing to the fukin shift key???

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

you guys better buy the new SBR 4000 ff (fuckup free) Keyboard made by Lowly inc. manufacturing.
I know a bunch of guys have their order in.

instead of the traditional letter keys, except for k q j, which are now kk qq jj, the rest of the keys are "flush", "4 cd strt", "SO" (suckout), "strt", "bb bh" (big blind gets dealt the beer hand), etc. Sinmie got a prototype, used it in today's 2 pm and it worked quite well for him!

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Mitchell88

how did this thread get so far off base I am still losing to the fukin shift key???

we need The God (lowly) to enlighten us mere idiots how to manage a table where everyone at it is hitting the f'n shift key, stall betting their suited cards, etc..... we are mere donks without his enlightenment!!!!!!! I think he works for a f'n keyboard company, or bought stock in one, as now every f'n online poker player will be wearing out the left f'n shift key on theirs!

**Mitchell88** · 02-28-14, 07:47 PM

Honestly we all tried it though.......lol!

**pavyracer** · 02-28-14, 07:57 PM

The secret to winning SBR poker is to outsmart your opponents. All the other baloney about SBR letting certain posters win is ridiculous. You will be dealt good and bad hands. Use your brains when pushing buttons and never forget this:

**NYER5680** · 02-28-14, 08:17 PM

this shit is hillarious

**GUMMO77** · 02-28-14, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

you guys better buy the new SBR 4000 ff (fuckup free) Keyboard made by Lowly inc. manufacturing.
I know a bunch of guys have their order in.

Hard to compete with the SHIFT key master.

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 09:06 PM

I know my tactics of sending subliminal messages are extremely hard to comprehend... but I will send a third of my remaning SBullshitR bankroll to the first poster who can accurately decipher the subliminal message contained in the first post of this thread......... good luck and don't rack your brain too hard, give up after an hour or two.... the 1/3 amount of my bankroll, seen over to the left, is simply not worth taxing yourself over!

**daneblazer** · 02-28-14, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I know my tactics of sending subliminal messages are extremely hard to comprehend... but I will send a third of my remaning SBullshitR bankroll to the first poster who can accurately decipher the subliminal message contained in the first post of this thread......... good luck and don't rack your brain too hard, give up after an hour or two.... the 1/3 amount of my bankroll, seen over to the left, is simply not worth taxing yourself over!

Originally posted by Auto Donk

After much analysis (about 14 hands of poker, and reading Long Schlong Ron Jeremy's aka tripledbet's post about LOWLY OAFTARD passing himself chips in trnys, apparently by creating multiple Id's used to build huge stacks) i have figured out the secret to beating lowly oaftard on SBullshitR.

I trust Long Ron's hand analysis, as i know that just as he is meticulous in making the best pornos in the business, he is just as meticulous in studying hands on SBullshitR.

The secret IS to create an army of your own chip passers and flood the daily trnys and ring games with them. I have worked throughout the night creating A personal brigade of poker-playing troops, with id's inconspicuously named so that they will fly under the radar and enter trnys and ring games from "anonomized" i.p. addresses. This is within the rules and is not CHEATING. This is merely my way of leveling the playing field and getting a PIECE OF the action.

Using my now not so secret method, you cannot lose. SHIT, i can't wait to play with my new "friends" in today's 2pm trny. For those of you who manage to get into that 2pm trny before it closes entry at 40 (it will fill up fast with my troops), be careful.... and pay no mind to the fact that "autodonk1", "autodonk2", "autodonk3", "autodonk4", "autodonk5", "autodonk69", "autodonk69(a)", "autodonk69(b), "autodonk69(c)" and of course autodonk himself are all sitting at your tables!!!!!!

Love, AD
ps... i will also be using shift keys, time delays, the delete button, and of course will continue my usage of all caps on certain words used in my message board posts to send secret/subliminal messages to SbullshitR members! Good Luck!

pay up

**Auto Donk** · 02-28-14, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

pay up

wow.... dane, i never knew you loved having sau-seege slammed down ur throat!!!! I guess each sbr degenerate takes a different subliminal message from my posts.... unfortunately, although u have now confirmed what many on SBullshitR have suggested about your cocksucking fagggott ass, ... you're wrong.... no points!

**mikejamm** · 03-01-14, 01:40 AM

Lowly fuktard = sbr john or some other sbr employee. Doesn't matter what the fuk you do guys, because it's the same bullshit like it's always been. Some fuk'in plant or newbie shows up and somehow miraculously wins a bunch of rigged tourneys and draws attention to it with some lame ass thread with a bullshit so called "technique"

You notice you don't see sbr employees playing poker under their posting screen names, and it's exactly for this reason. Same old tired ass cheating fuk'in shit they've always done. Same fuk's that were here when they fuk'ed everyone at B.I. are the same ones here now, just different names. All the money stays with the house boys, SBR's low life scam house that is.

Do you guys honestly think it's true poker variance when Lowly Oafuk wins 6 tourneys in a span of 2 weeks and cleans up in ring games? Give me a fuk'in break, biggest fuk'in rigged debacle here to date.

**ShogunRua** · 03-01-14, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by auto donk

i know my tactics of sending subliminal messages are extremely hard to comprehend... But i will send a third of my remaning sbullshitr bankroll to the first poster who can accurately decipher the subliminal message contained in the first post of this thread......... Good luck and don't rack your brain too hard, give up after an hour or two.... The 1/3 amount of my bankroll, seen over to the left, is simply not worth taxing yourself over!

lowly oaftard is a cheating piece of shit

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