Where do you rank no1here...

[JAKEPEAVY21]

in terms of overall poker skill here at SBR?

He is always crowing that he is the best player at SBR which gave me a good laugh..guy is delusional, ignorance is bliss I guess

doubt he is even in the top 50 in my view..thoughts?

[mpaschal34]

I have him at #46

[downsouth]

From what I can tell he is aware of the hand rankings and what beats what. Pretty sure that is enough for upper 50th percentile of SBR. Other than that guy is off his rocker. He thinks Carseller is a legitmately good guy if that tells you anything about him.

[Untied]

I expect total control.
I work hard at being on top and let it known for the purpose of helping others here.

I will be turning $600 on various sites into 100K by the end of the year.

cashed out 20k last year without depositing as I never do. $400 total in six years and in position now of 6 digits yearly and expect so this year.

I am an expert at whatever I do with unlimited potential!
In the near future is 25 member gambling club with goal of 1 mill each yearly. No costs involved!!! I have never deposit and never will but taken out plenty.

SBR Leaderboard

48th

no1here

3840

19

[Triple_D_Bet]

, excellent post untied!

[tatddy]

Jaker didn't you sit with him at the bash last year? Should tell you all you need to know. Was a nice guy though I'll give him that...even though he's been clueless on the whole wulfman carseller thing.

[Wulfman14]

ill save sbr the trouble

"last edited by sbrdmin3 at 6 am;"

[Wulfman14]

Originally Posted by no1here I expect total control.
I work hard at being on top and let it known for the purpose of helping others here.


Originally Posted by no1here
I will be turning $600 on various sites into 100K by the end of the year.





Originally Posted by no1here
cashed out 20k last year without depositing as I never do. $400 total in six years and in position now of 6 digits yearly and expect so this year.





Originally Posted by no1here
I am an expert at whatever I do with unlimited potential!
In the near future is 25 member gambling club with goal of 1 mill each yearly. No costs involved!!! I have never deposit and never will but taken out plenty.





can I have an L, can I have an M, gimme an A, and finally O

great find untied.

[Wulfman14]

Jaker didn't you sit with him at the bash last year? Should tell you all you need to know. Was a nice guy though I'll give him that...even though he's been clueless on the whole wulfman carseller thing.

I think you mustve been high brotha

[WalkingLuckCharm]

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I think you mustve been high brotha

Jaker didn't you sit with him at the bash last year? Should tell you all you need to know. Was a nice guy though I'll give him that...even though he's been clueless on the whole wulfman carseller thing.

Yes, he was nice at the bash. He seemed like a decent guy, old school stoner, mellow..first impressions can be deceiving.

After reading his take on many issues on here it is quite obvious that he is batshit crazy.. his views on carseller, his poker acumen and various other issues are laughable but at the same time quite sad...I feel sorry for the guy in a way but he brings all this heat upon himself.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

He was also spouting off about how he is top dog at a free poker site, Hog Wild Poker..I almost spit my drink out I was laughing so hard...can't make this shit up.

I'm usually fairly non-confrontational and don't often call people out or try to bury them, however, after all his psycho babble I felt like he needed a dose of reality.

[daneblazer]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/694885-truth-about-online-poker-software-p2.html

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

After reading his take on many issues on here it is quite obvious that he is batshit crazy.. his views on carseller, his poker acumen and various other issues are laughable but at the same time quite sad...I feel sorry for the guy in a way but he brings all this heat upon himself.

All true, and as I've said before, the "heat" he purposely brings fuels his martyr complex (for real).
He's deluded himself -- courtesy of brain cells forever awash in New Age babble, THC, and who knows what else -- into thinking he's above the common man and that he's "special".

Common sense tells one that nobody that cops to being a scammer (as no1 has) could possibly be "special", as the goals of a scammer and a truly special person are polar opposites. He even went so far as to state that everyone scams; memo to no1here: There are peeps out here in the world that have *never* run a scam, as it's incongruous to how those peeps want to move in this world. Adds more explanation for his affection for carseller tho...

As far as his poker play goes, he's a very predicable player. As ds mentions, he's managed to learn & play good starting hands (oh boy!) and if the deck starts hittin him in the face, he knows how to play them. Weeeeeeeeee! He bluffs 1 hand in 50 so if he's ever sitting at a table populated w/ players that know what they're doing, he doesn't stand a chance in hell in the long-run.

*********************************
no1 is old and can't get a boner,
and he's our resident SBR stoner.
"If I can't get it harder,
I'll just be a martyr!"
Cuz he can't be a Dave Cummings porner.
*********************************

[tatddy]

Jaker. It was quite clear in Vegas that he didn't even understand basic poker fundamentals. I even dumped a small pot to him because I felt bad for the old soul.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Jaker. It was quite clear in Vegas that he didn't even understand basic poker fundamentals. I even dumped a small pot to him because I felt bad for the old soul.

I agree and it didn't bother me as long as he stayed quiet and played his game. Fast forward to today, he keeps talking about how good he is(which is an annoying trait in anyone especially when they have no clue).

[sweep]

never fukkin heard of the guy

[Auto Donk]

never fukkin heard of the guy

I've seen the id at the table, but he is true to his name -- just an id with no one playing it or so it seems.....

By the way taddy, link into my sportsbook and bet all my shit on whatever your playing. You seem to be crushing the Resort!

[ProPicker713]

never fukkin heard of the guy

It's Carseller's suger daddy

[no1here]

seeing this for the first time and find you're thinking way wrong. First never claimed to be best here as I simply don't try much here. If I cared to grind it out in ring games I could be. During daily tournament play here I am never watching always multi tasking. Weekend play I do believe that I have the most cashes as hardly ever out. I believe that I do end up in top 20 SBR yearly stats way less then the 50 that you are claiming. I do claim to be best player overall and I do win daily but numbers here won't show it as simply because not that concern with it. When black friday hit I was on the verge of 100K yearly playing since 2004. I do claim to have worked harder at poker then anyone else. I do claim to have the best monthly record shown at hogwild and do cash out there monthly. I do claim to have over 17K gold cards at another site and being within top 10% specialist there. I have proven capabilities to make a living playing live poker but online is free and I have never deposit thereby never lost. I have won big and cashout out many times from multible sites belonging to around 75 poker sites and 50 forums. Bodog stats were amazing and might still be shown. I am simply a money machine with no bad habits or vices.

Jake is a boy with a grudge ever since I bad beated him. His mouth exploded then and still is. I have taken him out multible times as his once to me. Jake knows me personally meeting and playing alot at SBR Vegas bash and he knows that I can hold my own.

Gonna read on and see what the rest of you think. By 2014 year end I will have 25 member poker team going strong looking at million each yearly. I do believe legal poker is coming and prepared to hit it hard. Sites like texasholdem still has 10K wsop seats available. Poker club that I am starting will run 24-7 with 4 computer stands housing 3 computers each.

Better to join me then to buck me, I do plan to spend some time in Vegas where Jake lives and we would of made a great team. My numbers are proven so why say otherwise. I have data books of ALL play showing all. I did everything with paper and pencil which is what made me good consistently improving the numbers. I have said before that the mind can play tricks and best to record. Free room & board will be available to members wanting it.

I am an old man that has worked very hard at what I do and do consider myself a master having years of experience in each. Am I the only one? Hell no, there are many of you here and each are noted as such but I do belive that I will have a better year in 2014 then most. Unless you are looking at $500 daily then you are behind me and what you say will make no difference.

I am a big fan of last longer bets and SBR should offer them as pokerspace does. Anytime you want one let me know Jake and would like your confirmation of one for poker finals coming up for 1.5K. Have you ever finished ahead of me in any major here? I don't believe so!

in terms of overall poker skill here at SBR?

He is always crowing that he is the best player at SBR which gave me a good laugh..guy is delusional, ignorance is bliss I guess

doubt he is even in the top 50 in my view..thoughts?

[Triple_D_Bet]

Gonna read on and see what the rest of you think. By 2014 year end I will have 25 member poker team going strong looking at million each yearly. I do believe legal poker is coming and prepared to hit it hard. Sites like texasholdem still has 10K wsop seats available. Poker club that I am starting will run 24-7 with 4 computer stands housing 3 computers each.

[mpaschal34]

Can I come over and watch porn on three computers at once. Always been a fantasy of mine to have a setup like this.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I don't even know where to start but let's just agree to disagree, no1here. I think if you asked the regulars here, 95% would say I'm better than you at tournaments and that is my belief as well. Yes, you have bad beated me a few times, that happens in poker. My beef with you is your ego and your constant banter regarding your highly advanced skills at the table. I never said that you couldn't hold your own, I just don't think you're nearly as good as you think you are. Best of luck at the tables.

[sweep]

never seen peavy bent like this........

[andyjc712]

never heard of this guy but anyone who claims to make six figures at poker and plays at SBR is obviously lying and has a small pecker

[mpaschal34]

I may make six figures....it's just not at poker.

Oh, and I probably have a small pecker too.

[daneblazer]

I don't know the guy, but this is pretty funny...

http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/544365-dinner-doyle-brunson-play-sbr-forum-guys.html#post5236215

Guy does hammer out some tourneys on multiple sites...you can do your own sharkscope tho. Hard to make 100k single tabling $10 sngs

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2278268-poker-screen-names-avatars.html#post18312338

[andyjc712]

I may make six figures....it's just not at poker.

Oh, and I probably have a small pecker too.

fixed my post

[pavyracer]

Most of the poker guys that I see at SBR Poker I would destroy them at an actual table (not online poker). I saw a guy today at the tourney with $200 chips left. Kept going all in and kept getting rivers until he was up to $5,000 chips. A dead monkey can be a great player at SBR Poker if he keeps being dealt the best hand on the table on 6 consecutive times.

[sinmiedo]

I don't even know where to start but let's just agree to disagree, no1here. I think if you asked the regulars here, 95% would say I'm better than you at tournaments and that is my belief as well. Yes, you have bad beated me a few times, that happens in poker. My beef with you is your ego and your constant banter regarding your highly advanced skills at the table. I never said that you couldn't hold your own, I just don't think you're nearly as good as you think you are. Best of luck at the tables.

Best moments of the 2012 Bash Dinner................I want that time last till the end of times Who cares ho is the best!!!!!! The best is the friendship we find

[Triple_D_Bet]

Most of the poker guys that I see at SBR Poker I would destroy them at an actual table (not online poker). I saw a guy today at the tourney with $200 chips left. Kept going all in and kept getting rivers until he was up to $5,000 chips. A dead monkey can be a great player at SBR Poker if he keeps being dealt the best hand on the table on 6 consecutive times.

Whenever someone beats me in live poker, I just hang around the poker room telling everyone it's rigged and they're all plants, which completely invalidates my loss. When I win it's always skill though. Sound familiar?

Winning 6 consecutive hands is trivially probable, especially given the strength of tourny play around these parts. Would think you'd be used to that sort of thing after millions of hands of SBR poker If you can't beat SBR poker easier than any poker room in just about any casino, you're not as good as you think you are, plain and simple.

[hockey216]

Best moments of the 2012 Bash Dinner................I want that time last till the end of times Who cares ho is the best!!!!!! The best is the friendship we find

put usernames to the faces.

[GUMMO77]

Best moments of the 2012 Bash Dinner................I want that time last till the end of times Who cares ho is the best!!!!!! The best is the friendship we find

Starting back row left to right: Beerdog, VegasVixen, Peavy, Downsouth, No1here, Sin, then dude I don't know.

I think that's correct.

[GUMMO77]

Can I come over and watch porn on three computers at once. Always been a fantasy of mine to have a setup like this.

[hhsilver]

gummo -- when you got to the front row , was it also left to right or did you continue clockwise?