Fuk your god damn river bad beat poker SBR!

**Sam Odom** · 10-01-12, 11:12 PM

SBR Points ?????

**thetrinity** · 10-01-12, 11:23 PM

i wish this idiot coulda had my poker day today, woulda had a rant 2 pages long.

**mikejamm** · 10-01-12, 11:24 PM

Doesn't matter what style of play, conservative, aggressive, loose, this pre rigged set up software is configured to give a percentage of certain players shitty fuk'in cards on every orbit! I get one fuk'in pair of 77's and the rest of the night was pure bullshit cards. Shit like 7,9, 2,5, 6,8 all off suite! Not ever a single Ace high or face card worth a shit! No fuk'in software considered random would operate this way! The only reason I was able to hang around and go out 25th, was because I folded so many fuk'in crap hands, think'in maybe one decent fuk'in hand would roll my way! Gotta keep your fuk'in newbies and non pros happy, huh SBR?

**thetrinity** · 10-01-12, 11:27 PM

wow 55 cents down the shitter, go jump in front of a bus now

**mikejamm** · 10-01-12, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

i wish this idiot coulda had my poker day today, woulda had a rant 2 pages long.

Fuk you! You gay fuk'in pirate! You want me to post my fuk'in hand history pal? Nobody gets the shitty cards I do on a regular basis! Fuk'in random? Random as in you get all the shit random cards while the newbie or non pro set up to win tonight gets premium pairs the whole night! Fuk this lying scam scheming fuk'in joke software!

**CanuckG** · 10-01-12, 11:33 PM

Everyone remembers the bad beats but seem to forget the times they were lucky.......

Stop playing if you think it's rigged

**Sam Odom** · 10-01-12, 11:36 PM

i just lost w/ AK

against AX

X on the flop

Sammy was 71% pre flop

**keramas** · 10-02-12, 10:27 AM

Two consecutive AK made me burst.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 10-02-12, 11:09 AM

Uh... um... Uh......

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**daneblazer** · 10-02-12, 11:22 AM

**Emily_Haines** · 10-02-12, 12:50 PM

You need to delete that shit ASAP!!

Not worth the frustration and is an enormous waste of time.

**mikejamm** · 10-02-12, 11:26 PM

Some fuk'in idiot tonight calls my all in AK against his 4,6 and hits a 6 on the river! Yeah, this is how this bullshit fuk'in fiasco game goes around here. Just fuk'in call with junk and you'll be rewarded! Pretty sad this SBR shit hole poker client can't operate a legitimate poker tourney without reaming people up the ass! You think Heritage and 5 Dimes poker is fuk'ed? The same goes for this shitty software here too! No different from any other rigged software out there!

**jetsjets1028** · 10-03-12, 12:00 AM

it happens ALL the time on poker stars too these sites are so rigged

**Enkhbat** · 10-03-12, 12:19 AM

I was the one who rivered the 6 on Mike tonight. It was easy call because I knew SBR Poker special river card was coming. I was also getting 2-1 pot odds

**darys** · 10-03-12, 12:59 AM

I thought this kind of language should be banned.

**BGboothA** · 10-03-12, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Some fuk'in idiot tonight calls my all in AK against his 4,6 and hits a 6 on the river! Yeah, this is how this bullshit fuk'in fiasco game goes around here. Just fuk'in call with junk and you'll be rewarded! Pretty sad this SBR shit hole poker client can't operate a legitimate poker tourney without reaming people up the ass! You think Heritage and 5 Dimes poker is fuk'ed? The same goes for this shitty software here too! No different from any other rigged software out there!

Can you believe that a hand that started out as a 35% winner actually won!!!!!!! And then on the river, it was like at 10-15%, we all know its impossible for 10% to come home.....

But hey that math shit is for the birds.

**downsouth** · 10-03-12, 10:25 AM

Its feeling like this that caused me to quit playing any real internet poker. 32 now and if I would have continued probably would have been dead by 40.

**GUMMO77** · 10-04-12, 01:45 AM

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**easyliving** · 10-04-12, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Some fuk'in idiot tonight calls my all in AK against his 4,6 and hits a 6 on the river! Yeah, this is how this bullshit fuk'in fiasco game goes around here. Just fuk'in call with junk and you'll be rewarded! Pretty sad this SBR shit hole poker client can't operate a legitimate poker tourney without reaming people up the ass! You think Heritage and 5 Dimes poker is fuk'ed? The same goes for this shitty software here too! No different from any other rigged software out there!

how the fck are you gonna rant about AK vs 46. thats about 60-40 preflop. Can go either way. People lose much worse hands. If you don't like it don't play its only Sbr points get over it.

**mikejamm** · 10-05-12, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Enkhbat

I was the one who rivered the 6 on Mike tonight. It was easy call because I knew SBR Poker special river card was coming. I was also getting 2-1 pot odds

Yeah real smart play guy! So smart you only finished 4th. Like I said sbr caters to stupidity around here and not any real fuk'in poker skills at all! Oh yeah and of course if you're a newbie or non pro, you're guaranteed to win! Makes perfect sense to give away points to people who can't fuk'in use them. Again, nice call douche bag! I'm sure if it was real money you'd shove you whole stack in there with a 4,6!

**mikejamm** · 10-05-12, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by easyliving

how the fck are you gonna rant about AK vs 46. thats about 60-40 preflop. Can go either way. People lose much worse hands. If you don't like it don't play its only Sbr points get over it.

Can go either way? GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE! AKs is the 5th best hand in poker pre flop, idiot! Nobody with any common sense calls a $2000+ pot with 4,6!

And while we're on the subject of fuk'in poker bullshit, I like how all my badges are gone and yet I still see ones up here from as far back as September 20th. I won badges around the end of Sept. and you can stop with the fuk'in bullshit about how long they stay up there. I know they're being removed on purpose.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 10-05-12, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

And while we're on the subject of fuk'in poker bullshit, I like how all my badges are gone......
......I won badges around the end of Sept. and you can stop with the fuk'in bullshit about how long they stay up there. I know they're being removed on purpose.

You ain't shittin, pal

Look at the trivia question I had yesterday (copy/pasted from archive):

Select a trivia date to review

10/4/2012

What squirrelly, dubious SBR poster hacked into the servers and removed mikejamm's poker badges?

playersonly69

baskets

Lou

Gummo77

**GUMMO77** · 10-05-12, 03:20 PM

Jezuz, you know everything, BM

Who's your inside source?

Is he large?

Does he LOVE the WWE? Cookies? Ice Cream? Asian Tranny porn?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 10-05-12, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Who's your inside source?

Is he large?

Does he LOVE the WWE? Cookies? Ice Cream? Asian Tranny porn?

No... not 4uk.

Try again.....

**GUMMO77** · 10-05-12, 04:19 PM

Oh the parallels.

hmmmm ... ok

Does he love videotaping online poker tournaments to brag to his Farmville community?

Enjoy taking vacations with mom?

Size 48 jeans?

Arab lover?

African obsessed?

Favorite porn is the voyeur camera put in the senior men's shower at the YMCA in Kentucky?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 10-05-12, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Oh the parallels.

hmmmm ... ok

Does he love videotaping online poker tournaments to brag to his Farmville community?

Enjoy taking vacations with mom?

Size 48 jeans?

Arab lover?

African obsessed?

Favorite porn is the voyeur camera put in the senior men's shower at the YMCA in Kentucky?

Common man... do you really think Gavin Smith posts here?

Try harder.....

**GUMMO77** · 10-05-12, 04:45 PM

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 10-05-12, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

YES!!! You finally nailed my informant.

It's the Dancing Bear from Morally Corrupt... but I'm sworn to secrecy so I can't reveal his SBR posting handle.

Btw... you'd be correct if you thought Jules Jordan shot the above footage.

CONGRATS!

**pulledclear** · 10-05-12, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by BGboothA

Can you believe that a hand that started out as a 35% winner actually won!!!!!!! And then on the river, it was like at 10-15%, we all know its impossible for 10% to come home.....

But hey that math shit is for the birds.

Tell him Booth!

**pulledclear** · 10-05-12, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Can go either way? GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE! AKs is the 5th best hand in poker pre flop, idiot! Nobody with any common sense calls a $2000+ pot with 4,6!

And while we're on the subject of fuk'in poker bullshit, I like how all my badges are gone and yet I still see ones up here from as far back as September 20th. I won badges around the end of Sept. and you can stop with the fuk'in bullshit about how long they stay up there. I know they're being removed on purpose.

What a Dildo!!!!

**mikejamm** · 10-05-12, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by pulledclear

Tell him Booth!

Another fuk'in big mouth dick head non pro Dallas fan. What a fuk'in screen name, how many dicks have you "pulledclear" from your mouth?

So do you just pulledclear suck them dry or have them explode in your face?

**Enkhbat** · 10-06-12, 08:41 AM

you are the bigmouth mikejamm, lets face it if you were that good you wouldn't be playing at SBR Poker, you would be playing high cash games and living the baller life, and not whining about SBR points.

How many people agree with me?

**mikejamm** · 10-06-12, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Enkhbat

you are the bigmouth mikejamm, lets face it if you were that good you wouldn't be playing at SBR Poker, you would be playing high cash games and living the baller life, and not whining about SBR points.

How many people agree with me?

What ever douche bag! I don't need a fuk'in rigged poker software program to analyze my game. Live tables don't have idiots that call all ins with 4,6, and if they do, they're head'in for the atm machine quickly. I could give a shit about fuk'in points, win or lose. It's stupid fuk'in play like yours getting rewarded, is what I have a problem with. And on this software that's a way to common occurrence. Of course I guess you dumbasses overseas probably play this way all the time, which is why the best poker players reside in America.

**Enkhbat** · 10-07-12, 09:36 AM

If you don't give a shit about points don't play for points, go to Vegas, play the big game, win ton of money and live the high life