1. 09-20-09 07:52 AM #1
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    Going To A Gambling Breakfast

    Once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year I saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming I guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows I am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if I know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect It gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see Bread in that fukkin crawl space and Rogue Juror doing bad things.

    I am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

    For obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.

    Later
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  2. 09-20-09 07:53 AM #2
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  3. 09-20-09 07:55 AM #3
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    jeeeessuuuuuussss how fukking bored are you to actually come up with this story and type all that shit out? made it through 2 sentences. enjoy the waffle house pal
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  4. 09-20-09 07:58 AM #4
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    JJ only you could find gay mobsters.
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  5. 09-20-09 08:04 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    jeeeessuuuuuussss how fukking bored are you to actually come up with this story and type all that shit out? made it through 2 sentences. enjoy the waffle house pal
    Not many waffle houses up here in NJ. It's definitly a 24 hr Dinner or a Bingo Hall/Firestation fundraiser breakfast.
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  6. 09-20-09 08:33 AM #6
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    enjoy that sausage jj
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  7. 09-20-09 08:36 AM #7
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    Keep me out of your twisted fantasies. Thanks.
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  8. 09-20-09 08:37 AM #8
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  9. 09-20-09 08:43 AM #9
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    always skip breakfast
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    JJ be honest, that was as dream you had last night and when you woke up you had to change your undies!
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  13. 09-20-09 09:35 AM #13
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  14. 09-20-09 09:37 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year I saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming I guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows I am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if I know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect It gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see Bread in that fukkin crawl space and Rogue Juror doing bad things.

    I am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

    For obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.

    Later
    well im italian and it sounds like a family gathering lol
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  15. 09-20-09 09:44 AM #15
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    Back and richer to the tune of 2k

    I got a shark to give me some money 15% per week interest

    Good food, little fukkin around

    Guys getting hammered

    Books and shakes doing wel

    5 guys already in trouble with marriages due to gambling
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  16. 09-20-09 09:44 AM #16
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    JJ, was it a buffet or special order breakfast ?
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  17. 09-20-09 10:15 AM #17
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    what do they do with all the sand when the breakfast is over
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  18. 09-20-09 10:47 AM #18
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    15% weekly interest? Barreled.
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  19. 09-20-09 12:36 PM #19
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    Ha Ha Ha, hilarious thread!
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  20. 09-23-09 11:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year I saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming I guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows I am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if I know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect It gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see Bread in that fukkin crawl space and Rogue Juror doing bad things.

    I am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

    For obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.

    Later
    obviosuly mathdotcom is doing some of your writing for you these days
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  21. 09-23-09 11:22 PM #21
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  22. 09-23-09 11:25 PM #22
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  23. 09-23-09 11:42 PM #23
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    JJ is a member of the Homo Haven!!! nice story hanky..tell membley the mobler troll i said hello
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  24. 09-24-09 12:02 AM #24
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    i am in utter shock
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  25. 09-24-09 12:41 AM #25
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    What JJ described is perfectly normal if you know the right ppl..... if those people are the wrong ppl you dont' want to be there...... I think JJ can do better than 15 % per week I can......
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  26. 09-24-09 12:44 AM #26
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    Solid cappers are poon handlers, JJ
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  27. 09-24-09 12:50 AM #27
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    i would like to see a happyboy toon of someone getting pounded in the ass with his head in the sand with jj on the bleachers cheering him on
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  28. 09-24-09 01:16 AM #28
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    Storytelling Up.
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  29. 09-24-09 03:35 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    i would like to see a happyboy toon of someone getting pounded in the ass with his head in the sand with jj on the bleachers cheering him on

    Oh my!
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  30. 09-24-09 04:27 AM #30
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    love you jj
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  31. 09-24-09 04:49 AM #31
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    I hope JJ doesn't get to help plan the bash next year
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  32. 09-24-09 05:01 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    i would like to see a happyboy toon of someone getting pounded in the ass with his head in the sand with jj on the bleachers cheering him on

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  33. 09-24-09 08:33 AM #33
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    Coach, this is why you are irreplacable. Other sites just put up boring articles on stats but you give us the real world inside scoop on what it's like to be a professional handicapper on the east coast. Good reporting.
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  34. 09-24-09 09:05 AM #34
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    buzzy, you going to next "breakfast club?"
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  35. 09-24-09 09:30 AM #35
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    WTF, I would be there in a second if I could leave the GTA. Parole officer is a real stickler this time around. Piece of shit KOK PHUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24 more days and I'm free from that BITCH!
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