1. 09-26-14 12:26 PM #211
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    September 26, 2014
    Loser No. 1
    La Liga: Celta de Vigo PK/DNB (-120)
    Risking $120.00 to win $100.00 Losing $120.00



    There is NO CHANCE IN HELL I win this bet. This will not come anywhere close to winning, because I'm a complete fukking loser who has no idea what he's doing. POUND THE FUKK OUT OF ELCHE. It's about as close to "lock" material as you'd ever find. POUR EVERYTHING YOU CAN ON TO IT. I am not allowed to win, and you can rest assured that Celta de Vigo will get destroyed today.

    If you're on the same side as me here, you're out of your mind. Try to somehow get out of the bet while you still can.
    awfully vehement about this pick. rough night?
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  2. 09-26-14 12:48 PM #212
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    Parlayer you HAVE to post a picture of yourself

    Id pay to see what you look like
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  3. 09-26-14 03:50 PM #213
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    Beautiful late celta goal
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  4. 09-26-14 03:59 PM #214
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    Unreal. I caught all the breaks in that one. Elche should've scored twice or three times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlif1 View Post
    awfully vehement about this pick. rough night?
    Rough decade
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  6. 09-26-14 04:10 PM #216
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    September 26, 2014
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    Major League Soccer: New England Revolution +0.5 (+110)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Rough decade
    Guess it's just a bad streak.... Simple variance if you will.

    Speaking of streaks: Pal, your winning streak scares me
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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Parlayer you HAVE to post a picture of yourself

    Id pay to see what you look like
    Wouldn't be surprised at all if Parlayer posted up a picture of himself, looking like a total stud and everyone would be like: wtf, how in the hell does this guy not get pussy???
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Guess it's just a bad streak.... Simple variance if you will.

    Speaking of streaks: Pal, your winning streak scares me
    Yes, that's one way of putting it ...

    Looking back on past results, it's seems La Liga has been pretty good to me.

    Segunda Division? Not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Rough decade
    Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Yes, that's one way of putting it ...

    Looking back on past results, it's seems La Liga has been pretty good to me.

    Segunda Division? Not so much.
    Gotta admit, didn't play todays game, but wish I did. Well done.

    I am tempted to play Bayern 1.5 tomorrow against Köln. I have the strong feeling, that this is going to be exactly like the game against Paderborn. Guys on German forums were pounding +2 and +2.5 like crazy on Paderborn and look what happened, 4:0, easy. Could have been 2 or 3 more. Yeah, Köln did well so far. As did Paderborn. And that's it. IMO two overrated newbies to the league, riding on euphoria. Time to come down to earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Rough decade
    im assuming h town is houston Texas yes? Good hooker scene there, take a couple hundred that you invest into your soccer picks and get a hooker instead. End the sexless drought counter friendo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlif1 View Post
    im assuming h town is houston Texas yes? Good hooker scene there, take a couple hundred that you invest into your soccer picks and get a hooker instead. End the sexless drought counter friendo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Gotta admit, didn't play todays game, but wish I did. Well done.

    I am tempted to play Bayern 1.5 tomorrow against Köln. I have the strong feeling, that this is going to be exactly like the game against Paderborn. Guys on German forums were pounding +2 and +2.5 like crazy on Paderborn and look what happened, 4:0, easy. Could have been 2 or 3 more. Yeah, Köln did well so far. As did Paderborn. And that's it. IMO two overrated newbies to the league, riding on euphoria. Time to come down to earth.
    Yee standard 2-0 away win for bayern me thinks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlif1 View Post
    im assuming h town is houston Texas yes? Good hooker scene there, take a couple hundred that you invest into your soccer picks and get a hooker instead. End the sexless drought counter friendo.

    I'm starting to think this is probably the way to go for the remainder of my life, but I have no experience with this route. I'm not sure exactly how/where to find a reliable escort who isn't an undercover cop. I also don't know what behavior is acceptable and what activities usually occur. I don't want to hire a girl who tries to eat up most of the time just talking about BS instead of getting down to business so to speak. It'd be nice to have some company on a Saturday night for a change. But if I'm paying for it, I'd prefer to spend as much time as possible inside of her, rather than hanging out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post

    I truly wish I was lying, but this drought is 100 percent authentic, Zizer. It hurts to have to add to the counter day after day.
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    September 26, 2014
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  18. 09-26-14 11:49 PM #228
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    September 27, 2014
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    English Premier League: Everton FC at Liverpool FC -- DRAW (+275)
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  20. 09-27-14 12:47 AM #230
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    Nice comeback. U will come all the way into the black like u did last season after going down about 2k.


    Might want to look into Urawa Red diamonds +105 (j league) 630am est


    goodluck PTown and crew
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  21. 09-27-14 04:15 AM #231
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    Am with you on Urawa Paco but am a bit worried about those odds. Urawa should be shorter than that against Osaka.
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    Now that's what I call a strike.
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    Nice hit, what a goal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Gotta admit, didn't play todays game, but wish I did. Well done.

    I am tempted to play Bayern 1.5 tomorrow against Köln. I have the strong feeling, that this is going to be exactly like the game against Paderborn. Guys on German forums were pounding +2 and +2.5 like crazy on Paderborn and look what happened, 4:0, easy. Could have been 2 or 3 more. Yeah, Köln did well so far. As did Paderborn. And that's it. IMO two overrated newbies to the league, riding on euphoria. Time to come down to earth.
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    Yee standard 2-0 away win for bayern me thinks!
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    Voila!
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    September 27, 2014
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    Anyone else too excited to sleep ahead of the clash of the titans that is Burnley vs. West Brom?
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  32. 09-27-14 11:58 PM #242
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    big match in korea
    1st vs 2nd
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  33. 09-28-14 12:05 AM #243
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    September 28, 2014
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  34. 09-28-14 12:06 AM #244
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    Parlay enough of these degen specialés.

    Give me your NFL Winners.
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