Ultimate soccer picks that will melt your brain

**Gaze73** · 03-12-14, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Merkel

Morning Chief! How's our first million doing? Oh I see. Well, never mind, what's on tap for today?

When I'm having a downswing in soccer, I make it up with other sports, and vice versa. And I still got 5 years to reach the million, one breakeven week won't kill me.

FC Sion v Aarau (Super League - Switzerland)
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Date: 13/03/2014 - 04:30 AEST (13:30 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: FC Sion 0.0, -0.5
Odds: 1.847
Stake: 5 Units

**Merkel** · 03-12-14, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Gaze73

I covered all my BB losses with Soccer this month.

Not sure what you're covering with what there Chief.....

**Merkel** · 03-12-14, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Gaze73

When I'm having a downswing in soccer, I make it up with other sports, and vice versa. And I still got 5 years to reach the million, one breakeven week won't kill me.

FC Sion v Aarau (Super League - Switzerland)
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Date: 13/03/2014 - 04:30 AEST (13:30 ET)
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: FC Sion 0.0, -0.5
Odds: 1.847
Stake: 5 Units

Just saying.....

**allabout the $$$** · 03-12-14, 02:14 PM

another loser

**Gaze73** · 03-12-14, 05:05 PM

San Lorenzo v Union Espanola (Copa Libertadores - South America)
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Date: 13/03/2014 - 09:45 AEST | 18:45 ET
Market: Asian Handicap
Selection: San Lorenzo -1
Odds: 1.700
Stake: 5 Units

@Merkel, I had a very bad february with basketball, and soccer covered all loses +10% profit.

**Merkel** · 03-12-14, 05:26 PM

You don't have to put @Merkel, I'm your only fan in here, I know it's for me. So, looking like a blah day eh? Champion's League was alright, although to be fair, if it wasn't for those 2 late goals in Spain it would have been a poor day for me too.

Well, will chime in later, chat a bit more about our million, toodles.

**Gaze73** · 03-12-14, 07:37 PM

Another loser, shots on goal 10 vs 2, and those shits scored one in the 82nd minute with their very first shot. Also, we should've had a penalty kick. Such stupid losses.

**Merkel** · 03-12-14, 07:39 PM

Can I see that graph again?

**Gaze73** · 03-12-14, 07:53 PM

Nacional Asuncion v Atletico ** (Copa Libertadores - South America)
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Date: 13/03/2014 - 12:00 AEST | 21:00 ET
Market: Full Time Result
Selection: Atletico Mineiro
Odds: 2.000
Stake: 5 Units

Fking south american games.

**onemoregoal** · 03-12-14, 08:00 PM

good pick, good luck........

**edabramov** · 03-12-14, 08:05 PM

1.7 Odds, and you were grinding it out for a push. Re-think your strategy.

**Gaze73** · 03-12-14, 08:27 PM

I was pissed off that it's going to be another loser, but they turned around 1:0 to 1:2 in 10 minutes.

**edabramov** · 03-12-14, 10:06 PM

Patiently waiting for winners.

**Gaze73** · 03-13-14, 05:32 AM

Oh FFS, even that lost?
Pro: "I want to make sure we get a win tonight. My last couple of plays have been really unlucky with 90th minute goals killing us."
9412-1500=7912. I should lower the stakes now but upswing is near.

**Vaughany** · 03-13-14, 06:19 AM

Originally posted by Merkel

Can I see that graph again?

**Merkel** · 03-13-14, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Oh FFS, even that lost?
Pro: "I want to make sure we get a win tonight. My last couple of plays have been really unlucky with 90th minute goals killing us."
9412-1500=7912. I should lower the stakes now but upswing is near.

**allabout the $$$** · 03-14-14, 01:32 AM

no posts today so i know that he had a winning day

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 02:44 AM

He gave no picks because he wants a win. Hope this is it.

Sydney FC v Brisbane Roar (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 14/04/2014 - 19:30 AEST (04:30 ET)
Market: Goal Line
Selection: Over 2.5, 3.0
Odds: 1.935
Stake: 5 Units

**edabramov** · 03-14-14, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

He gave no picks because he wants a win. Hope this is it.

Sydney FC v Brisbane Roar (A-League - Australia)
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Date: 14/04/2014 - 19:30 AEST (04:30 ET)
Market: Goal Line
Selection: Over 2.5, 3.0
Odds: 1.935
Stake: 5 Units

u know he lost his confidence when he has no picks.

I was actually considering this now I'm staying away because of him.

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 03:40 AM

In poker terms, he's tightening up, playing only the best hands, because the good hands just aren't good enough to win one goddamn pot. I won't stop following, I've done it 5 times with other people, and there was ALWAYS an upswing covering all losses. People love to jump on the gravy train when someone is running hot, going 17-3, and then that turns into 22-14, they stop following, and 2 weeks later it goes to 35-18.

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 05:30 AM

GODDAMNIT, HT 1:1 + red card, and then ZERO SHOTS AT GOAL in 40 minutes in the second half. What the fook?

**edabramov** · 03-14-14, 05:31 AM

I'm not the type of person to audo-fade but i honestly saw this game as going under, but didn't bet on it because Australia fuked me on under once.

The over 2.5/3 was a sucker bet, Brisbane only had one of their game away go over 3 so your "pro" was basically looking for half profit.. signs of desperation.

If he continues this I might consider auto-fading his picks.

I know talking after the game is a dik move, but your "pro" deserves it for all the bad picks he's made. Betting South America and Australia he seems more like an action junkie not a pro.

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 05:57 AM

Still, 6 shots on target in the first half, and zero in the second half until the last minutes? This doesn't happen even in the French league. Over 2.5 had odds 1.18 at one time. Personally I bet double stake on this because he always gets A-league right (he lives there), but ofc I can't get one mfking win.

**edabramov** · 03-14-14, 05:59 AM

Russian league interesting to see if Ural can get their first win. Terek without an away win this season. Ural without a home win.

**addictedto** · 03-14-14, 06:20 AM

I am trying to find the reason how I missed this fun thread.

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 06:51 AM

Ural v Terek Grozni (Premier League - Russia)
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Date: 15/04/2014 00:00 AEST (09:00 ET)
Market: Match Goals
Selection: Under 2.5
Odds: 1.699
Stake: 5 Units

**edabramov** · 03-14-14, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Ural v Terek Grozni (Premier League - Russia)
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Date: 15/04/2014 00:00 AEST (09:00 ET)
Market: Match Goals
Selection: Under 2.5
Odds: 1.699
Stake: 5 Units

FUK Was looking at the under market now I have to forget about it.

**Merkel** · 03-14-14, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Gaze73

Ural v Terek Grozni (Premier League - Russia)
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Date: 15/04/2014 00:00 AEST (09:00 ET)
Market: Match Goals
Selection: Under 2.5
Odds: 1.699
Stake: 5 Units

Morning winner! Just popping in, checking on our March-to-a-Million, I see it's a bit of a struggle still, hey, someone should talk to your Pro about juicy odds and how they kill longterm.....Anyway, will stop by later, hope to do some copy and paste arts and crafts, toodles!

**Vaughany** · 03-14-14, 07:19 AM

lol

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 07:35 AM

Nobody cares about juice when it's free money up for grabs. Also I'm going to invest 20 units on Colorado Avalanche today to cover my losses.

**Vaughany** · 03-14-14, 07:37 AM

where's the free money? Are you speaking as if you are the bookmaker?

**Merkel** · 03-14-14, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by Vaughany

where's the free money? Are you speaking as if you are the bookmaker?

You have to read the thread carefully Vaugh, the "Free Money" only relates to the February Graph and the "Picks Posted when The Game Was Already Over".

**addictedto** · 03-14-14, 07:58 AM

epic

**Gaze73** · 03-14-14, 08:11 AM

See, it's still 0:0, free monehhhhhhhhh

**allabout the $$$** · 03-14-14, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Merkel

You have to read the thread carefully Vaugh, the "Free Money" only relates to the February Graph and the "Picks Posted when The Game Was Already Over".

yes you win all of feb when you never posted any of the pro picks because of some stupid graph we are supposed to believe you and then every play you post after the game is over is a winner you fukkin goofball

learn to be a stand up guy just admit you cant fukkin handicap soccer