Just got my first "squirter"

baskets · 02-25-12, 09:55 AM

IWetYourBedForTheMoney,

I was just kidding, bro.

nyplayer33 · 02-25-12, 11:57 AM

yeah not into fluids and stuff..rather adore clean chick

Iwinyourmoney · 02-25-12, 01:07 PM

Opie think outside the box pal

paranoyd androyd · 02-25-12, 01:11 PM

that's fukkin nasty i love eating pussy and if a water faucet mixed with piss were to ever suddenly turn on down there i'd throw up. skinny chicks with small landing strips and clean trims ftw

Fang-Banger · 02-25-12, 01:12 PM

You just better prayer you don't get that call in a couple weeks that she missed her period.

Iwinyourmoney · 02-25-12, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by wtf

you can only say this if you have personally experienced this

i have, and fukin love it

My first time experiencing it.....and I'm in the fukin love it club

onlooker · 02-25-12, 01:23 PM

Act like you been there before.

I would of threw those sheets in the wash right away. I bet your mattress is a mess.

Mug · 02-25-12, 02:20 PM

:Lmao: this thread is fukin epic! My fantacy is to bang a sexy squirter for hours while eating mcnuggets and getting showered with her sauce!

DOMINATER · 02-25-12, 03:42 PM

no thats not pee thats a squirter, wonder how many squirters their are per hundred fountains lol

showtiime · 02-25-12, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

and what f\*g fingers for 30 min

Whatdamatta bro? Quite excessive but the man obviously liked the waterworks so much he kept goin'. You sure as hell wish you did. I bet the fat messes you meet online with a fake picture stink too much to even try. Getting their thighs apart is probably harder than trying to get a mouse to become chums with a boaconstrictor.

edit: bit harsh here titty, sorry I'm very bored.

raydog · 02-25-12, 04:06 PM

i dunno...could be ass sweat...whats odd is mug sent me a text saying he passed out cold on your bed last night?

unreal

flyingillini · 02-25-12, 04:48 PM

Unreal, I could imagine Iwin at the Power Exchange getting pissed on in the downstairs dungeon. He would love the "humiliation" room.

Dutch · 02-25-12, 04:49 PM

If it's more than a half a cup, the bitch is pissing the bed.

robmpink · 02-25-12, 04:52 PM

showtiime · 02-25-12, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Dutch

If it's more than a half a cup, the bitch is pissing the bed.

unless she was azn.

DOMINATER · 02-25-12, 10:49 PM

I am a forensic expert in this field . I can clearly tell by the pattern shes a squirter, or I like to say " thare she blows", after a couple of hours you will be able tell if it smells like ammonia you got a "thare she flows", shes a pee pee girl or a fake or knock off, just like those fake handbags. no not good.

The Kraken · 02-27-12, 05:08 PM

Mug sweat stain

Stallion · 02-27-12, 05:36 PM

I say they get 20 dipping sauces. Going on the assumption you get 2 for a 10 piece nugget.

clynnm17 · 02-27-12, 05:46 PM

hit my first one not too long ago. it was nice! i made a thread about it

lesterdymond · 02-27-12, 10:09 PM

Was it a red headed girl name Amy..

If so watch out..

brettels · 02-27-12, 10:46 PM

100% piss!!! Possibly his own!

soxwin1917 · 02-27-12, 10:52 PM

Anyone who has been with a squirter can appreciate this.

No doubt it makes you feel like a stud.

PickWinnerAllDay · 02-28-12, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Am I the only one that thinks thats pretty fukkin' disgusting?

I've never had a chic do that, but even when I've seen it in pornos, I find it pretty fukkin' gross.

Completely agreed here pal.

Female ejaculation is not the same as a female orgasm and they do not go hand in hand.

PickWinnerAllDay · 02-28-12, 01:36 AM

By the way, there is large amounts of urine in a female ejaculation... so there is definitely urine on OP's bed.

dodger33 · 02-28-12, 02:26 AM

Gives new meaning to the term water bed.

kmdubya · 02-28-12, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Fang-Banger

You just better prayer you don't get that call in a couple weeks that she missed her period.

Hate to break it to you, but sperm doesn't fly out of your fingers.

Dad · 02-28-12, 01:18 PM

I had no idea McDonalds was even open that late.

ttrace35 · 02-28-12, 01:34 PM

I can make my girl do thia whenever I want. The thrill is gone though. Now the bitch just makes a mess that I have to clean up.

ttrace35 · 02-28-12, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Dad

I had no idea McDonalds was even open that late.

McDonalds 24 hrs.

Dad · 02-28-12, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by ttrace35

McDonalds 24 hrs.

I had no idea. I hardly ever eat fast food. Maybe 3 times per week max.

hawley · 02-28-12, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Dad

I had no idea. I hardly ever eat fast food. Maybe 3 times per week max.

this is "hardly ever" in the US?

PickWinnerAllDay · 02-28-12, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by hawley

this is "hardly ever" in the US?

We've got a lot of fatties, no doubt.

We have so many shitty eaters that the average age of death isn't going up despite modern medicine improving.

Dad · 02-28-12, 02:27 PM

ttrace35 · 02-28-12, 03:41 PM

3 times a week. Unreal dad. You go more than me.

Dad · 02-28-12, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by ttrace35

3 times a week. Unreal dad. You go more than me.

It was a joke Trigger.

I really didnt know McDees was 24 hours. I knoew Taco Bell is and I think Carls is but didnt know about McDees. When do they start serving breakfast? I love their egg mcmuffins.