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    Doug tushyterror
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    My gf trying to scam a restaurant out of $150 tab.🤔

    I'm not one to pass judgment cuz I've done way shadier shit but the fact she's dumb enough to think she could even get away with it pretty much tells you all you need to know about her. Classic math equation fellas.. (Dumb as a rock= 3 inputs readily available)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I can't believe Uber and Lyft haven't suspended her account yet. She basically disputes every other ride telling them the driver acted inappropriately toward her (flirting, harassing) & she usually gets the refund.

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    You two are a perfect match. Both petty criminal pieces of shít.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I can't believe Uber and Lyft haven't suspended her account yet. She basically disputes every other ride telling them the driver acted inappropriately toward her (flirting, harassing) & she usually gets the refund.
    Wow, what a classy lady. How old is she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommir99 View Post
    Wow, what a classy lady. How old is she?
    Just turned 27 this month with a 10 yr old daughter who's actually a lot more responsible than her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmm View Post
    You two are a perfect match. Both petty criminal pieces of shít.
    Oh no dmm!!! it looks like you just cost yourself 10K with that extremely hurtful remark cuz I was totally serious about paying you. Better "cuck" next time.

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    what kind of tip did she leave

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    She sounds like a keeper Doug

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    It true she is a oyster of a person. If it’s only a joke the. Haha

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    is your girlfriend a BLM supporter

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    what kind of tip did she leave
    Let's just say this meme fits her to a tee.

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    Doug are you Asian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Doug are you Asian?

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    If she wanted a free meal, she coulda sent her dad home and then dashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Doug are you Asian?
    Asians don't sit at home defrauding unemployment insurance when they could be working. Doug is a typical lazy entitled American white dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnakesPicks View Post
    If she wanted a free meal, she coulda sent her dad home and then dashed.
    Funny you should mention that cuz when I took her out to this restaurant last week she tried to get me to do that. (I'm not that dumb). Since I paid for the meal, of course she orders the most expensive item on the menu..rib eye steak $26 (as well as a $14 mac & cheese appetizer & a $12 drink she didn’t even finish). That $76 doesn't even include the $15 tip.

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    This little chick I was dating a while back kept doing that on Uber Eats from her account but my house.

    When she finally told me about it I told her she was a dumb whore and to never do that shit at my house again.

    I order Uber Eats all the time, didn't want my address black listed.

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    Not that pricey Dougie. Are you eating at Applebee’s?

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    Or rather, stealing from there. Film/flam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Not that pricey Dougie. Are you eating at Applebee’s?
    She suggested it, I never heard of it before, slightly more upscale than an applebee's.

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    Wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    This little chick I was dating a while back kept doing that on Uber Eats from her account but my house.

    When she finally told me about it I told her she was a dumb whore and to never do that shit at my house again.

    I order Uber Eats all the time, didn't want my address black listed.
    Yo that's fukking hilarious. You think she could've at least had the decency to use doordash or grubhub & not messed with your UE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Yo that's fukking hilarious. You think she could've at least had the decency to use doordash or grubhub & not messed with your UE.
    What’s the one thing you do like about her Doug ? You seem to always bring up her shady behavior. Does she suck dick & swallow c u m still ? Are you still terrorizing the booty hole at all anymore ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    What’s the one thing you do like about her Doug ? You seem to always bring up her shady behavior. Does she suck dick & swallow c u m still ? Are you still terrorizing the booty hole at all anymore ...
    She's def. not wifey material but she indeed does all that & then some. Besides that she's just an easy chick to hang out with, totally low maintenance, doesn't really get on my nerves & knows when to give me my space when I'm going through a dark place gambling such as now. Sometimes I like to fukk with her & tell her I "just remembered" I have a nude of an ex just to get a reaction out of her which I just did an hour ago. (Gonna have to cross most of it out cuz I'd rather not show it on here)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    She's def. not wifey material but she indeed does all that & then some. Besides that she's just an easy chick to hang out with, totally low maintenance, doesn't really get on my nerves & knows when to give me my space when I'm going through a dark place gambling such as now. Sometimes I like to fukk with her & tell her I "just remembered" I have a nude of an ex just to get a reaction out of her which I just did an hour ago. (Gonna have to cross most of it out cuz I'd rather not show it on here)

    Ok cool those things you mentioned go a long way in regards to keeping a broad around. Good shit & enjoy while it lasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Ok cool those things you mentioned go a long way in regards to keeping a broad around. Good shit & enjoy while it lasts.
    Yes sir 5+ years & still going strong but eventually I know I'm gonna have to end it when she starts seriously bringing up marriage & kids which she's been hinting at. (where I'm at financially I could barely support myself let alone a family).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Yes sir 5+ years & still going strong but eventually I know I'm gonna have to end it when she starts seriously bringing up marriage & kids which she's been hinting at. (where I'm at financially I could barely support myself let alone a family).
    I hear you. My son is 15 & I struggle to support him due to my health circumstances recently as you know, but I’m been divorced for 5 years & I went straight to my doctor the day after my divorce & got snipped because even then when I was healthier I felt having another child would be absolutely irresponsible of me & it would take away from my 1st child’s needs, plus I already helped support my step son for 10 years while I was married so I’m done with all that. I set my limit ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I hear you. My son is 15 & I struggle to support him due to my health circumstances recently as you know, but I’m been divorced for 5 years & I went straight to my doctor the day after my divorce & got snipped because even then when I was healthier I felt having another child would be absolutely irresponsible of me & it would take away from my 1st child’s needs, plus I already helped support my step son for 10 years while I was married so I’m done with all that. I set my limit ...
    Absolutely man just the life of a gambler. No stability whatsoever so it just seems selfish to tie down others in your misery esp. when there are kids involved.

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    Oh my, thread taking off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Oh my, thread taking off.
    I always feel like the thread is a dud if I don't get at least 36 posts. (2 pages)

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    Let's pump This Thread back up!

    I bet your chick stiff John's to!

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    Jesus, what even is this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinDove View Post
    Jesus, what even is this thread...
    This guy's chick is dead broke trying to scam a restaurant out of some beer money

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    Bonnie & Clyde of the internet.

    Good to see you back Doug.

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