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    What would you do if someone attacked you verbally for wearing a fur coat?

    This person on the street was drilling into me and questioned why i was wearing beautiful skinned animal fur. I didn’t know what to do so i walked away but he followed me shouting everyone was looking

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    did u purchase that with all ur winnings
    Last edited by cincinnatikid513; 11-20-19 at 09:16 PM.

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    You did well.

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    Walk away

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    I would throw pubes at them.

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    Weedster, I know your a Canuck but in the US you would show him the firearm you open carry and tell him to back off.

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    did u have ur skinny jeans on weeder

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    Was it a Cosmo Kramer type fur?
    Last edited by franklee168; 11-20-19 at 09:45 PM.

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    JJ sold/hocked his white mink years ago... caused a lot of problems in Jersey bars

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    Gonna go out on a limb and say it was centralia?

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    It was only fur around hood

    Canada goose

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Was it a Cosmo Kramer type fur?
    More of a Jerry’s mom type fur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ sold/hocked his white mink years ago... caused a lot of problems in Jersey bars
    Wow

    Why do people care though about fur

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    Seaweed

    Show him what’s under the fur. He will understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckandadime View Post
    Gonna go out on a limb and say it was centralia?


    Centrailia?
    Where John Riggins played high school football?

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    seaweed I’m sorry pal but stop being a pencil pushing pole smoker and start caring about animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Walk away
    Yes
    However, I wonder why i would wear one anyways.

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    Almost bought one in Vegas once, the this was sick, black and grey.

    The chick trying to sell me on it was smoking hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Almost bought one in Vegas once, the this was sick, black and grey.

    The chick trying to sell me on it was smoking hot.
    talk about the right time for a "quid pro quo"..... "sure, I'll buy the overpriced coat, but only after I wear your pussy like a hat and blow three loads in it"


    as for seeweed:



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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post


    Centrailia?
    Where John Riggins played high school football?
    Centralia/Nutria = rat fur

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    I once hit an adult nutria on my way back from Harrah's in new orleans while doin' 110 mph in my 645ci...... if only he'd been wrapped around seeweed at the time......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I once hit an adult nutria on my way back from Harrah's in new orleans while doin' 110 mph in my 645ci...... if only he'd been wrapped around seeweed at the time......
    If only bro, if only!

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    sounds like a missed opportunity to do some public fur-fukking
    shoulda taken off the coat and shown him it`s dual purpose, in that you can lay it out on the ground then fukk the fur

    no one breaks my balls for wearing a soft leather sheepskin jacket while on my bike, but if they did, I`d be fukking

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    What animal was killed for that fur coat? If none, then no problem.

    If the animal was eaten then its cool too.

    I wouldn't go up to someone, not knowing these answers and verbally attack them, so i would expect the person being attacked to fire back verbally or knock them the penetrate out if they are within your personal space.

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    other geckos wondering why one of their own, the Hooded Gecko, would ever wear a fukkin' feaux fur coat in the first place, as we know the Hooded Wonder can't afford a decent strapon for his wife to plow him in the ass with, much less a real goddam fur coat.....
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    I'd punch the snow flake in the throat. Shut him up for good.. ..

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    some asshole suckered me in the throat when I was 22 or so, my last real fight

    I was stunned for a millisecond

    one-punched him in the head and he was unconscious

    as it should be, Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This person on the street was drilling into me and questioned why i was wearing beautiful skinned animal fur. I didn’t know what to do so i walked away but he followed me shouting everyone was looking
    change your name to dickweed.

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    I would spray them with the bear mace tucked inside of one of the spacious pockets of my fur coat.

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