Stiffed a waitress at lunch today

[buztah]

Service could not have been better and the food was amazing -- charming little bistro near the fashion district in Toronto. Had chicken cordon bleu, warm beet salad and white wine. Waitress refilled my water twice without me having to ask. Flawless, nay impeccable response time. Normally I tip 20-25% but this bitch was way too happy for a Thursday and needed to learn that sometimes random shit happens and life is never fair.

Asked for the check, left exactly thirty dollars and eight five cents on the table and walked down the road to treat myself to a much deserved cigar and Globe n Mail.

[Hotdiggity11]

[sickler]

"sometimes random shit happens"



I'm sure she'd prefer that to running out of gas in the middle of nowhere.

[yostertoaster]

its one thing to stiff someone which still makes you a scum bag but to stiff someone and brag about it....makes you a pathetic scumbag. hope that cigar gives you some much deserved mouth cancer.... sometimes random shit happens and life is never fair.... its called karma.....hope it comes for you hard ...loser

[betplom]

its one thing to stiff someone which still makes you a scum bag but to stiff someone and brag about it....makes you a pathetic scumbag. hope that cigar gives you some much deserved mouth cancer.... sometimes random shit happens and life is never fair.... its called karma.....hope it comes for you hard ...loser

Yoster, you didn't "get it"?

It's a joke pal, fukking relax.

[mathdotcom]

Bread imagine what we could do if we partnered up

[buztah]

Mathy, they'd never see us comin.' It would be way too easy.

Deuce

[paco]

Fvck u, maybe u never worked for gratuitys. I valet for a living , and we remember who stiffs. I would recommmend u not eat there again

[betplom]

Fvck u, maybe u never worked for gratuitys. I valet for a living , and we remember who stiffs. I would recommmend u not eat there again

Paco, you didn't "get it"?

It's a joke pal, fukking relax.

[bruceBRUCEbruce]

It's a joke pal, fukking relax.

it's not a joke, man. waitresses everywhere depend on tip money for birth control pills and other necessities. that guy's a dick.

[jjgold]

Service could not have been better and the food was amazing -- charming little bistro near the fashion district in Toronto. Had chicken cordon bleu, warm beet salad and white wine. Waitress refilled my water twice without me having to ask. Flawless, nay impeccable response time. Normally I tip 20-25% but this bitch was way too happy for a Thursday and needed to learn that sometimes random shit happens and life is never fair.

Asked for the check, left exactly thirty dollars and eight five cents on the table and walked down the road to treat myself to a much deserved cigar and Globe n Mail.

classic

[buztah]

If she's waiting tables she must have been a horrible person in a former life. I am merely a pawn in the hand of fate. I never apologize for my success.

[Deuce]

Fukk them, mother fukkers.


Buzzy

[flyingillini]

Ha, classic Buzzman!

[freeVICK]

thats fcked up buzzy

[yostertoaster]

where is the joke exactly?

[sickler]

where is the joke exactly?

The irony of it.

[paco]

U might get food poising tonight due if Karma

[betplom]

where is the joke exactly?

You can't really be that dense, can you?

[fsugolf]

that buzzy could afford a 30 dollar meal

[seaborneq]

I hope you are proud of yourself Buztah. Someone who seems to be enjoying their lot in life is punished. If she had been broken down and disheartened I guess you would have left her a hefty tip? Way to even up the universe and judge those you don't even know.

[TPowell]

buzzy was she hot?

[manny24]

my old lady waits tables at one of the best seafood restaurants on the coast of maine...waits on tons of fvcking tourists and rude flatlanders from away...and yes, she does remember the ones that stiffed her and yes, things do "happen" to their food...the good part is that even with the ignorant fvcks that leave no tip/ shitty tip she still comes home with $700 average for a double...on a side note, chinese folks and canadians are notoriously bad tippers but far and away the worst are southerners...she said anybody comes in looking for "sweet tea" and/or "hush puppies" is almost an automatic no tip and can expect plenty of extra flavor in their tartar sauce...never mind her former life,buztah, my wife is a horrible person in this life skinlips.

[buztah]

Fukk them, mother fukkers.


Buzzy

No mercy, Deuce.

[Sam Odom]

Canadians are the worse tippers.

[jellobiafra]

I don't "get it" either. Is this a reference to something previous?

Buzzy, I like you. I don't want to have to start not liking you. Someone please clarify.

[jellobiafra]

Canadians are the worse tippers.

French Canadians Sam. You have to make that distinction.

[Jimmy0607]

[sickler]

I don't "get it" either. Is this a reference to something previous?

Buzzy, I like you. I don't want to have to start not liking you. Someone please clarify.

I already did. Irony.

3. incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable

[BobHarvey]

where is the joke exactly?

It must have went over my head too. A comedian you're not. Don't give up the day job.

[StraitShooter]

I think the joke is he is kidding

If not, you only screw yourself

I`d go back tomorrow and give her double

[jellobiafra]

I already did. Irony.

3. incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable

I don't get the "irony". In order to exhibit the incongruity you need to have something to compare the actual event to. Here we only have the "joke". There's nothing ironic in this thread unless I just glossed over it and missed it.

[sickler]

Jello, she gave him great service, even "impeccable". She's good for the usual tip, perhaps a bit more this time for her impeccable service.

No, she gets stiffed. That's irony.

[keyboarding]

Where did you eat?

[yostertoaster]

screw irony....who is this douche bag...alanis morrisette.....the girl deserved the tip...worked hard for it....and had every right to expect it. just because you think its ironic does not make it funny....you are a douche bag for sticking up for him.