With $125 to start with.... What is the easiest way to turn it into $50,000?

[Big Bear]

Besides a parlay

[Big Bear]

Master P used to sell cellphones "burners" in the streets of New Orleans...


Times have changed.


Any modern day hussles still left for a ***** who dont mind a lil grind?

[sourtwist]

Start with more than 125 cheapskate

[Russian Rocket]

Bear invest in Ukrainian economy

good luck!

[Big Bear]

Start with more than 125 cheapskate

i know right. I'm pretty broke right now but i'm about to sell my car and get a second job and take out a loan.

[Big Bear]

I know u guys may say how does one only have $125 to his name?

and the answer is there aint much left after paying bills and rent and a massive cold streak gambling.

[Big Bear]

Big Bear has hit rock bottom lately emotionally and financially.

but mostly financially.

Like Big Worm says in Friday "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions smokey"

[Big Bear]

But on some real shit let me bounce some business ideas off you


How hard would it be set up shop on a beach somewhere in the carribean Florida Keys or maybe Belize

and rent Jet Skis, Stand up Paddle Boards, water bicycle boats, and kayaks

as well as selling smoothies and shaved ice?

I mean yeah i'm sure all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K and i will need a loan

but how strict are beaches on allowing you to run such a business? I assume they may want a cut but what if its a public beach?

[zizoudane10]

But on some real shit let me bounce some business ideas off you


How hard would it be set up shop on a beach somewhere in the carribean Florida Keys or maybe Belize

and rent Jet Skis, Stand up Paddle Boards, water bicycle boats, and kayaks

as well as selling smoothies and shaved ice?

I mean yeah i'm sure all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K and i will need a loan

but how strict are beaches on allowing you to run such a business? I assume they may want a cut but what if its a public beach?

30k?
Show me a beach that has the number of potential clients per year that you would need and does NOT already have exactly that.
I know a guy in Spain that came with delusional hopes and nearly no money at all to open a beach bar in a town that has it all. Now he lives on the streets there and runs around the parking lots of the biggest supermarket and shopping center there, begging tourists for a Euro or two. I saw him last year in July the first time. He told me his fukking story and said he was trying to save up money to get a flight back to Germany. I gave him a little bit and told him to walk straight to the German Embassy, tell'em that he's broke and needs to get back to Germany and the Embassy will pay for his ticket back home and all and he'll be done with it. Guess what: I just came back from Spain and who is still running around the supermarket, begging for money? Yep. Pretty good chance you might end like him as well.

[RubberKettle]

Take the $125 and buy lotto tickets that's the only hope for your dumbass.

[Russian Rocket]

30k?
Show me a beach that has the number of potential clients per year that you would need and does NOT already have exactly that.
I know a guy in Spain that came with delusional hopes and nearly no money at all to open a beach bar in a town that has it all. Now he lives on the streets there and runs around the parking lots of the biggest supermarket and shopping center there, begging tourists for a Euro or two. I saw him last year in July the first time. He told me his fukking story and said he was trying to save up money to get a flight back to Germany. I gave him a little bit and told him to walk straight to the German Embassy, tell'em that he's broke and needs to get back to Germany and the Embassy will pay for his ticket back home and all and he'll be done with it. Guess what: I just came back from Spain and who is still running around the supermarket, begging for money? Yep. Pretty good chance you might end like him as well.

Ziziou just shattered Bear's dreams

[zizoudane10]

Ziziou just shattered Bear's dreams

Not trying to be an asshole or anything here, but seriously....

"I will need a loan"
"all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K"

Yeah alright, walk into a bank, tell'em "Yeah you know, I need like 30k or so." - "Tell me about your business plan" - "Well, jet skis n stuff. I want to buy some and rent them." - "Wait a minute Sir, that is your whole plan??" - "Naaaah man, going to rent kayaks and stand up paddle boards and shit as well!"
Seriously, please make a video of it. Could be an all time classic on SBR. Would love to see the reaction....

[Vegas39]

Zizou gets it

maybe JJ can hook bear up with one of his loan-sharks

[brooks85]

Besides a parlay

buy 1 share of BRK.B and sit back

[Big Bear]

buy 1 share of BRK.B and sit back

what does that stand for?

[MickeyMan]

Whatever you decide to do with the $125 bear, please be sure to post it here and the outcome for our own comedic purposes.

[zizoudane10]

what does that stand for?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=berk+b

[Russian Rocket]

what does that stand for?

Bear put the pipe down suhn

it stands for BigRussianKommieBear - BRK.B

[Vegas39]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=berk+b

Better offer step by step instructions

[SamDiamond]

Bear rolling in with his idea....

[convick]

Life's like a treadmill
Nigggas runnin in place
Gettin nowhere fast
A whole year done passed

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/baseball-betting/1194706-lock-should-i-wait-until-football.html#post10961556

Been getting absoutely buried in baseball lately. Nothing major not like I owe a bunch of money or anything or need to leave the country b/c I owe a bookie but I'm kinda low on funds... My job sucks so I keep dreaming that I will make money gambling.

Just about to give up on betting bases .. lost way too much money lately but this 4 teamer looks like a............................. (don't want to say the L word) but i don't see this losing.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/1309787-does-anyone-elses-job-consist-cold-calling.html#post11752925

man I hate cold calling.... just sucks. I can't motivated for this bullshit. Thats why I spend so much time on SBR

I keep procrastinating in between calls. My job sucks I keep hoping that I start winning big gambling

anybody got an experience with cold calling? I need some tips... they keep giving me the run around on the phone.

Hard as fukk to get a decision maker on the phone

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/2622646-whats-good-thing-go-back-school.html#post19912048

Got a liberal arts degree and a horrible fukkin job. Not enjoying
life lately... keep making fukkin parlay bets trying to
dig my self out of a hole.

LOL but seriously ... i need some career advice. 32 years old
with sales experience but not even a good salesman.

Should i go back to school maybe get trained to work
on computers?

Can anybody recommend any ideas or fields of work
that pay a decent amount with a relatively low stress level?

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/2477920-any-computer-programmers-out-there-check.html#post19163560

well ive never been good at math and i dont test well....

i have street smarts and smart about some things....

my analytical skills are my best aset i love to analize shit.

i got a 4 year liberal arts and fukkin hate my job as a telemarketer.

i was going to try to switch careers.

can i get a job in this field by taking classes at a tech school?

You always been broke, nigguh!

[boeing power]

Telemarketer...

Fukin lowest scumbags in society.....AINEC

[capone1899]

Rent a car and rob a bank

[Ralphie Halves]

Change your whole way of thinking.

Stop trying to turn a little bit of money into a lot.

Stop justifying this with rap quotes.

I'm starting to think this is an act.

[Russian Rocket]

Stop justifying this with rap quotes.

brilliant

[gauchojake]

But rappers are rich

[BigdaddyQH]

Buy a Life Insurance policy on youurself, then make sure in leave the money to SBR in your will if the worst happens. Then lay under a bus. We will have one hell of a party in here and praise you to the ceiling. That is about your only hope.

[zizoudane10]

Better offer step by step instructions

[PaperTrail07]

master p invested more than 125 in 1980

[RudyRuetigger]

Well if you are talking about getting loans, a food truck is the way to go.

[Big Bear]

Well if you are talking about getting loans, a food truck is the way to go.

seriously banks will loan for that easily ?

always wanted to sell fish tacos out of a truck outside of night clubs and near beaches.

[paco]

Buy a bunch of different candies, mints, gum etc from costco. Buy tons of condoms. Buy few cartons of newports and Marlboro lights. Buy a few name brand fake cologne. Go to a stripclub that doesn't have a bathroom attendant, talk to the manager and tell him u will provide this service free of charge to him. U will rake in the tips. Look professional, passing out towels and putting the water on will get u $1-2 every person. Selling condoms for $10 each cuz no one wanna leave club and come back. Cigs u don't charge, just let em tip u. All profit.

[boeing power]

Buy a bunch of different candies, mints, gum etc from costco. Buy tons of condoms. Buy few cartons of newports and Marlboro lights. Buy a few name brand fake cologne. Go to a stripclub that doesn't have a bathroom attendant, talk to the manager and tell him u will provide this service free of charge to him. U will rake in the tips. Look professional, passing out towels and putting the water on will get u $1-2 every person. Selling condoms for $10 each cuz no one wanna leave club and come back. Cigs u don't charge, just let em tip u. All profit.

Paco, that's the saddest job in the fuking world.....slavery is over dude.

[paco]

Paco, that's the saddest job in the fuking world.....slavery is over dude.

He only has $125 lol. Best I can think of. Those guys clean up $$. Get to watch the games for free in the bathroom, see all the strippers.

[Vegas39]

He only has $125 lol. Best I can think of. Those guys clean up $$. Get to watch the games for free in the bathroom, see all the strippers.

be under 3 days til he was beaten up and robbed of all his tips