With $125 to start with.... What is the easiest way to turn it into $50,000?

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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    With $125 to start with.... What is the easiest way to turn it into $50,000?
    Besides a parlay
  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #2
    Master P used to sell cellphones "burners" in the streets of New Orleans...


    Times have changed.


    Any modern day hussles still left for a ***** who dont mind a lil grind?
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    • sourtwist
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-10-12
      • 9364

      #3
      Start with more than 125 cheapskate
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      • Russian Rocket
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-02-12
        • 43910

        #4
        Bear invest in Ukrainian economy

        good luck!
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          Originally posted by sourtwist
          Start with more than 125 cheapskate
          i know right. I'm pretty broke right now but i'm about to sell my car and get a second job and take out a loan.
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          • Big Bear
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-01-11
            • 43253

            #6
            I know u guys may say how does one only have $125 to his name?

            and the answer is there aint much left after paying bills and rent and a massive cold streak gambling.
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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #7
              Big Bear has hit rock bottom lately emotionally and financially.

              but mostly financially.

              Like Big Worm says in Friday "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions smokey"
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              • Big Bear
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-01-11
                • 43253

                #8
                But on some real shit let me bounce some business ideas off you


                How hard would it be set up shop on a beach somewhere in the carribean Florida Keys or maybe Belize

                and rent Jet Skis, Stand up Paddle Boards, water bicycle boats, and kayaks

                as well as selling smoothies and shaved ice?

                I mean yeah i'm sure all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K and i will need a loan

                but how strict are beaches on allowing you to run such a business? I assume they may want a cut but what if its a public beach?
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                • zizoudane10
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-27-12
                  • 7272

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                  But on some real shit let me bounce some business ideas off you


                  How hard would it be set up shop on a beach somewhere in the carribean Florida Keys or maybe Belize

                  and rent Jet Skis, Stand up Paddle Boards, water bicycle boats, and kayaks

                  as well as selling smoothies and shaved ice?

                  I mean yeah i'm sure all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K and i will need a loan

                  but how strict are beaches on allowing you to run such a business? I assume they may want a cut but what if its a public beach?
                  30k?
                  Show me a beach that has the number of potential clients per year that you would need and does NOT already have exactly that.
                  I know a guy in Spain that came with delusional hopes and nearly no money at all to open a beach bar in a town that has it all. Now he lives on the streets there and runs around the parking lots of the biggest supermarket and shopping center there, begging tourists for a Euro or two. I saw him last year in July the first time. He told me his fukking story and said he was trying to save up money to get a flight back to Germany. I gave him a little bit and told him to walk straight to the German Embassy, tell'em that he's broke and needs to get back to Germany and the Embassy will pay for his ticket back home and all and he'll be done with it. Guess what: I just came back from Spain and who is still running around the supermarket, begging for money? Yep. Pretty good chance you might end like him as well.
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                  • RubberKettle
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-28-09
                    • 6421

                    #10
                    Take the $125 and buy lotto tickets that's the only hope for your dumbass.
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                    • Russian Rocket
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-02-12
                      • 43910

                      #11
                      Originally posted by zizoudane10
                      30k?
                      Show me a beach that has the number of potential clients per year that you would need and does NOT already have exactly that.
                      I know a guy in Spain that came with delusional hopes and nearly no money at all to open a beach bar in a town that has it all. Now he lives on the streets there and runs around the parking lots of the biggest supermarket and shopping center there, begging tourists for a Euro or two. I saw him last year in July the first time. He told me his fukking story and said he was trying to save up money to get a flight back to Germany. I gave him a little bit and told him to walk straight to the German Embassy, tell'em that he's broke and needs to get back to Germany and the Embassy will pay for his ticket back home and all and he'll be done with it. Guess what: I just came back from Spain and who is still running around the supermarket, begging for money? Yep. Pretty good chance you might end like him as well.
                      Ziziou just shattered Bear's dreams
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                      • zizoudane10
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 03-27-12
                        • 7272

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                        Ziziou just shattered Bear's dreams
                        Not trying to be an asshole or anything here, but seriously....

                        "I will need a loan"
                        "all the jet skis and etc is going to cost around 30K"

                        Yeah alright, walk into a bank, tell'em "Yeah you know, I need like 30k or so." - "Tell me about your business plan" - "Well, jet skis n stuff. I want to buy some and rent them." - "Wait a minute Sir, that is your whole plan??" - "Naaaah man, going to rent kayaks and stand up paddle boards and shit as well!"
                        Seriously, please make a video of it. Could be an all time classic on SBR. Would love to see the reaction....
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                        • Vegas39
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-22-11
                          • 30686

                          #13
                          Zizou gets it

                          maybe JJ can hook bear up with one of his loan-sharks
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                          • brooks85
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-05-09
                            • 44709

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Big Bear
                            Besides a parlay
                            buy 1 share of BRK.B and sit back
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by brooks85
                              buy 1 share of BRK.B and sit back
                              what does that stand for?
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                              • MickeyMan
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-20-09
                                • 5091

                                #16
                                Whatever you decide to do with the $125 bear, please be sure to post it here and the outcome for our own comedic purposes.
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                                • zizoudane10
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-27-12
                                  • 7272

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                                  what does that stand for?
                                  For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.
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                                  • Russian Rocket
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-02-12
                                    • 43910

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Big Bear
                                    what does that stand for?
                                    Bear put the pipe down suhn

                                    it stands for BigRussianKommieBear - BRK.B
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                                    • Vegas39
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-22-11
                                      • 30686

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by zizoudane10
                                      Better offer step by step instructions
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                                      • SamDiamond
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-19-12
                                        • 6107

                                        #20
                                        Bear rolling in with his idea....

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                                        • convick
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-03-11
                                          • 3954

                                          #21
                                          Life's like a treadmill
                                          Nigggas runnin in place
                                          Gettin nowhere fast
                                          A whole year done passed




                                          Originally posted by Ice House
                                          Been getting absoutely buried in baseball lately. Nothing major not like I owe a bunch of money or anything or need to leave the country b/c I owe a bookie but I'm kinda low on funds... My job sucks so I keep dreaming that I will make money gambling.

                                          Just about to give up on betting bases .. lost way too much money lately but this 4 teamer looks like a............................. (don't want to say the L word) but i don't see this losing.


                                          Originally posted by Ice House
                                          man I hate cold calling.... just sucks. I can't motivated for this bullshit. Thats why I spend so much time on SBR

                                          I keep procrastinating in between calls. My job sucks I keep hoping that I start winning big gambling

                                          anybody got an experience with cold calling? I need some tips... they keep giving me the run around on the phone.

                                          Hard as fukk to get a decision maker on the phone


                                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                                          Got a liberal arts degree and a horrible fukkin job. Not enjoying
                                          life lately... keep making fukkin parlay bets trying to
                                          dig my self out of a hole.

                                          LOL but seriously ... i need some career advice. 32 years old
                                          with sales experience but not even a good salesman.

                                          Should i go back to school maybe get trained to work
                                          on computers?

                                          Can anybody recommend any ideas or fields of work
                                          that pay a decent amount with a relatively low stress level?


                                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                                          well ive never been good at math and i dont test well....

                                          i have street smarts and smart about some things....

                                          my analytical skills are my best aset i love to analize shit.

                                          i got a 4 year liberal arts and fukkin hate my job as a telemarketer.

                                          i was going to try to switch careers.

                                          can i get a job in this field by taking classes at a tech school?
                                          You always been broke, nigguh!
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                                          • boeing power
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-10
                                            • 9698

                                            #22
                                            Telemarketer...

                                            Fukin lowest scumbags in society.....AINEC
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                                            • capone1899
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-16-11
                                              • 1054

                                              #23
                                              Rent a car and rob a bank
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                                              • Ralphie Halves
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-13-09
                                                • 4507

                                                #24
                                                Change your whole way of thinking.

                                                Stop trying to turn a little bit of money into a lot.

                                                Stop justifying this with rap quotes.

                                                I'm starting to think this is an act.
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                                                • Russian Rocket
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-02-12
                                                  • 43910

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                                  Stop justifying this with rap quotes.
                                                  brilliant
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                                                  • gauchojake
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                    • 34104

                                                    #26
                                                    But rappers are rich
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                                                    • BigdaddyQH
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-13-09
                                                      • 19530

                                                      #27
                                                      Buy a Life Insurance policy on youurself, then make sure in leave the money to SBR in your will if the worst happens. Then lay under a bus. We will have one hell of a party in here and praise you to the ceiling. That is about your only hope.
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                                                      • zizoudane10
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 03-27-12
                                                        • 7272

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                        Better offer step by step instructions
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                                                        • PaperTrail07
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-29-08
                                                          • 20423

                                                          #29
                                                          master p invested more than 125 in 1980
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                                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 08-24-10
                                                            • 65084

                                                            #30
                                                            Well if you are talking about getting loans, a food truck is the way to go.
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                                                            • Big Bear
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-01-11
                                                              • 43253

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                              Well if you are talking about getting loans, a food truck is the way to go.
                                                              seriously banks will loan for that easily ?

                                                              always wanted to sell fish tacos out of a truck outside of night clubs and near beaches.
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                                                              • paco
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-07-09
                                                                • 62873

                                                                #32
                                                                Buy a bunch of different candies, mints, gum etc from costco. Buy tons of condoms. Buy few cartons of newports and Marlboro lights. Buy a few name brand fake cologne. Go to a stripclub that doesn't have a bathroom attendant, talk to the manager and tell him u will provide this service free of charge to him. U will rake in the tips. Look professional, passing out towels and putting the water on will get u $1-2 every person. Selling condoms for $10 each cuz no one wanna leave club and come back. Cigs u don't charge, just let em tip u. All profit.
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                                                                • boeing power
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 03-23-10
                                                                  • 9698

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by paco
                                                                  Buy a bunch of different candies, mints, gum etc from costco. Buy tons of condoms. Buy few cartons of newports and Marlboro lights. Buy a few name brand fake cologne. Go to a stripclub that doesn't have a bathroom attendant, talk to the manager and tell him u will provide this service free of charge to him. U will rake in the tips. Look professional, passing out towels and putting the water on will get u $1-2 every person. Selling condoms for $10 each cuz no one wanna leave club and come back. Cigs u don't charge, just let em tip u. All profit.
                                                                  Paco, that's the saddest job in the fuking world.....slavery is over dude.
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                                                                  • paco
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-07-09
                                                                    • 62873

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by boeing power
                                                                    Paco, that's the saddest job in the fuking world.....slavery is over dude.
                                                                    He only has $125 lol. Best I can think of. Those guys clean up $$. Get to watch the games for free in the bathroom, see all the strippers.
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                                                                    • Vegas39
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-22-11
                                                                      • 30686

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by paco
                                                                      He only has $125 lol. Best I can think of. Those guys clean up $$. Get to watch the games for free in the bathroom, see all the strippers.
                                                                      be under 3 days til he was beaten up and robbed of all his tips
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