I’ll be more freaked out on 01/12/23 - wait, that’s tomorrow!
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-10
8944
#155789
‘Degenerate Special’
Eagles +550 to win the Super Bowl. And if they make it there, I’m gonna hedge the mutha-lovin’ $#!T out of it, get plastered, and laugh maniacally as I watch the game and the $$$$$ roll in…..
Good Luck ‘Fly Me’ crew!
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155790
Originally posted by stevenash
It's 1/11/23
Pretty freaky, don't you think?
Originally posted by Bostongambler
I try not to.
I think. I just don’t listen.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155791
Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
‘Degenerate Special’
Eagles +550 to win the Super Bowl. And if they make it there, I’m gonna hedge the mutha-lovin’ $#!T out of it, get plastered, and laugh maniacally as I watch the game and the $$$$$ roll in…..
Good Luck ‘Fly Me’ crew!
I only have two NFL futures:
Odds to Win NFC Championship 2022/2023 - San Francisco 49ers +900
Super Bowl LVII - Odds to Win - San Francisco 49ers +1600
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155792
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
I think. I just don’t listen.
I fart, therefore I am.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155793
A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are all found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by guillotine.
The priest reads them their last rites, then the king orders the executioner to kill the physicist.
The executioner offers the physicist two choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The physicist replies, "I spent my whole life studying the heavens. I would like to face the sky, with the hood on like night!"
The executioner positions the physicist and drops the blade...
... and it stops inches from the physicists' neck.
The priest cries, "It's a sign from God! This man is innocent! Set him free!", so the king pardons him, and orders the mathematician executed next.
The executioner offers the mathematician the same choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The mathematician replies, "They all result in an equivalent state, but hood off face down is the most elegant solution!"
The executioner positions the mathematician and drops the blade...
... and it stops inches from the mathematician's neck.
The priest cries, "It's a sign from God! This man is innocent! Set him free!", so the king pardons him, and orders the engineer executed next.
The executioner offers the engineer the same choices: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be executed face up or face down. The engineer replies, "I have always loved machines, and there is no more elegant a killing machine than the guillotine. I will spend my final moments marveling in its beauty!"
The executioner positions the engineer and, as he's about to drop the blade, the engineer shouts:
"I see the problem!"
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Bostongambler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-01-08
35581
#155794
Hahaha hahaha 🤣
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155795
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-10
8944
#155796
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
I only have two NFL futures:
Odds to Win NFC Championship 2022/2023 - San Francisco 49ers +900
Super Bowl LVII - Odds to Win - San Francisco 49ers +1600
I have a feeling one of us is going to be greatly disappointed at the end of the NFC Championship game…..
Fireworks set off the fire suppression system in the Alamodome before a Spurs game...
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#155809
This was HAWT!!!!...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sometimes that Boston accent slips out when you least expect it <a href="https://t.co/urXO2xrQ6E">pic.twitter.com/urXO2xrQ6E</a></p>— Ellen Fleming (@EllenFlem) <a href="https://twitter.com/EllenFlem/status/1613647115531558926?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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hubie69
SBR Hall of Famer
09-16-10
7329
#155810
Originally posted by KVB
This was HAWT!!!!...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sometimes that Boston accent slips out when you least expect it <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/urXO2xrQ6E">pic.twitter.com/urXO2xrQ6E</a></p>— Ellen Fleming (@EllenFlem) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/EllenFlem/status/1613647115531558926?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Ellen Fleming could get it
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#155811
Originally posted by hubie69
Ellen Fleming could get it
Could, should and would.
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103138
#155812
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Damn they lucky the windows was closed <a href="https://t.co/EtZ3In7x8B">pic.twitter.com/EtZ3In7x8B</a></p>— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) <a href="https://twitter.com/weirdterrifying/status/1613926950418157569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103138
#155813
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gonna need some new hunting pants, cause these ones are “Fauci’d” (completely full of ) <a href="https://t.co/TGz11tkcso">pic.twitter.com/TGz11tkcso</a></p>— CornThicket (@CornThicket) <a href="https://twitter.com/CornThicket/status/1613500712960286721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103138
#155814
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Was he in the wrong? Or is it 'Equal Rights and Lefts'?<br>Philly Cheesesteak Shop worker eliminates an overly aggressive woman with a 1 hitter quitter for getting violent because they ran out of fries... <a href="https://t.co/aLhd2R6jqQ">pic.twitter.com/aLhd2R6jqQ</a></p>— Fight Haven (@FightHaven) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightHaven/status/1613657074264678429?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#155815
This one's for Nasher...
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65478
#155816
Originally posted by KVB
This one's for Nasher...
IMO, the Wilburys tour de force.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#155817
Originally posted by DwightShrute
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Was he in the wrong? Or is it 'Equal Rights and Lefts'?<br>Philly Cheesesteak Shop worker eliminates an overly aggressive woman with a 1 hitter quitter for getting violent because they ran out of fries... <a rel="nofollow" href="https://t.co/aLhd2R6jqQ">pic.twitter.com/aLhd2R6jqQ</a></p>— Fight Haven (@FightHaven) <a rel="nofollow" href="https://twitter.com/FightHaven/status/1613657074264678429?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >January 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>