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  • Fidel_CashFlow
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-03-12
    • 53970

    #101816
    What to do
    What to do
    What to do

    Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.


    Nah
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #101817
      Btw Dags,KVB
      Yes I saw that chick's ass
      Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
      And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
      Basically she saved everyone's ass
      And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well
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      • Da Manster!
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-07
        • 17720

        #101818
        Yes KVB...I read that Trevor Lawrence should be available for this game...but despite their record, FSU still has some damn good athletes on that team that can play...they gave the Irish all they could handle before succumbing to them 42-26 and of course upset UNC...so I took my five best bets and did a 13PT teaser (+110)...I can't wait to see what the market funds do in respect to the teams that I picked...hopefully I picked right and hopefully none of my games get canceled because of covid-19.


        5TM 13PT teaser

        Risk: $1,000
        Win: $1,100

        UCF (+17.5)
        Florida ST (+46.5)
        Indiana (+33.5)
        Georgia Southern (+17.5)
        Kentucky (+43.5)
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        • KVB
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-29-14
          • 74817

          #101819
          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
          What to do
          What to do
          What to do

          Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.


          Nah
          lol, debating all the same things here, lol.

          Need something to watch on Netflix. Watched arrowverse shows with my daughter, but we're all out basically.

          Also need to rigth teh schedule al ittle bit. Need to get more done in the mornings, need to have my reports for sports worked on and done. It's like the ole office grind sometimes and I need to get it together.

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          • KVB
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-29-14
            • 74817

            #101820
            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
            Btw Dags,KVB
            Yes I saw that chick's ass
            Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
            And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
            Basically she saved everyone's ass
            And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well
            I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.

            Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.

            So there's that.
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            • Fidel_CashFlow
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-03-12
              • 53970

              #101821
              Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
              Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
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              • Da Manster!
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-07
                • 17720

                #101822
                Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
                Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
                Just have Sam give you some killer head and then throttle her insides with your purple-headed, one-eyed monster!
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                • BrickJames
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 05-05-11
                  • 9749

                  #101823
                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                  Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
                  Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
                  I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?

                  Lol go figure
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                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-03-12
                    • 53970

                    #101824
                    Originally posted by KVB
                    I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.

                    Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.

                    So there's that.
                    You can see the crease in her sweet cheeks in that quick angle they show . What a righteous body indeed

                    I'm also always amazed so many shots are fired in standoffs that don't hit anything . Even if you don't have good aim ,you can put your 2nd finger on the trigger and aim with your index finger.... essentially firing onto target with decent aim just by pointing your finger at them that naturally rests at sode of the barrel
                    Hard to level out the weapon and aim down crosshairs .
                    Why the 2nd finger as trigger finger and quick index finger point can work in amateur high stress situations

                    I know it sounds dumb, but it can help

                    Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
                    Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat
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                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-03-12
                      • 53970

                      #101825
                      Originally posted by BrickJames
                      I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?

                      Lol go figure
                      Its all I know man
                      My whole life
                      Even prison
                      Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
                      and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
                      or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
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                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-03-12
                        • 53970

                        #101826
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #101827
                          Originally posted by Da Manster!
                          ... "line movements" have been getting their collective asses kicked all year long.
                          Originally posted by KVB
                          I'm fading that line move tonight, bettors who have gone with that move so far this season have done very well and I expect a sharp, short term, turn there...
                          Manster on Thursday night Tennesse started like a 2 point favorite and it moved to Indy -1.

                          In that post above, I'm referring to that line move. When I say bettors have done very well, what I was saying was really specific in that a bettor who bet 1 unit on every team that opened a dog and whose line then got smaller (crossing zero to become a fave or not) by 1.5 or more points would be about +6 units.

                          That's a collective +6 or so units of ass kicking.

                          Now I'm not calling that "sharp" or anything, I'm just reporting the facts.


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                          Last edited by KVB; 11-16-20, 01:18 AM. Reason: oops, not 20 units, 6 units...lmao
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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74817

                            #101828
                            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                            ..Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
                            Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat


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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #101829
                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                              Its all I know man
                              My whole life
                              Even prison
                              Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
                              and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
                              or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
                              Everytime we went camping I was last to go to bed and first wake up, always.

                              Smoking bowls on both ends of that too.
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                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-03-12
                                • 53970

                                #101830
                                Yup . Somehow up around same time as others
                                But fell asleep 5 hours after they did
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                                • BrickJames
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-05-11
                                  • 9749

                                  #101831
                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                  Its all I know man
                                  My whole life
                                  Even prison
                                  Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
                                  and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
                                  or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
                                  You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?

                                  You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.

                                  So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #101832
                                    It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.

                                    Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.

                                    Or the other way around, not sure yet.

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                                    • BrickJames
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 05-05-11
                                      • 9749

                                      #101833
                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                      It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.

                                      Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.

                                      Or the other way around, not sure yet.

                                      Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?

                                      Usually puts me right to sleep
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                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-03-12
                                        • 53970

                                        #101834
                                        Originally posted by BrickJames
                                        You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?

                                        You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.

                                        So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.
                                        Lol .... what you think I meant by
                                        Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
                                        Used to be able to do a whole deck
                                        With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
                                        Diamond shape push-ups
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                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-03-12
                                          • 53970

                                          #101835
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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #101836
                                            Originally posted by BrickJames
                                            Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?

                                            Usually puts me right to sleep
                                            Indeed, I do believe there will be some action this evening and in the morning. Got to start the week off right.

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                                            • BrickJames
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 05-05-11
                                              • 9749

                                              #101837
                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                              Lol .... what you think I meant by
                                              Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
                                              Used to be able to do a whole deck
                                              With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
                                              Diamond shape push-ups
                                              I could crush a whole deck in 3 hours.

                                              These days I haven't done them much.

                                              When I'm sober I'll try and let you know how many I get to.

                                              Not the deck just how many I get to just doing straight push ups in a row.

                                              I ant doing that whole deck. Any nobody got time fo dat!
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                                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-03-12
                                                • 53970

                                                #101838
                                                I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
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                                                • BrickJames
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 05-05-11
                                                  • 9749

                                                  #101839
                                                  I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.

                                                  Her: so what do you do for a living?

                                                  Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?

                                                  Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?

                                                  Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!
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                                                  • BrickJames
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 05-05-11
                                                    • 9749

                                                    #101840
                                                    Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                    I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
                                                    Right! Wtf! I'm laying in bed and my shit's cracking!

                                                    We are getting too old for her own good fiddles
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                                                    • KVB
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                      • 74817

                                                      #101841
                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                      I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
                                                      Tell me about it.



                                                      Ankle therapy was good though, it got me in the gym, on the bike, etc.

                                                      Now gyms shutting down again, at least the ankle is much better.
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                                                      • BrickJames
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 05-05-11
                                                        • 9749

                                                        #101842
                                                        Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                        I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.

                                                        Her: so what do you do for a living?

                                                        Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?

                                                        Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?

                                                        Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!
                                                        And the whole Forum gives Rick James a big Applause for coming up with such a funny joke!

                                                        And fidels and kvb each give him 750 bet points because he is such a boss
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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #101843


                                                          Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.

                                                          I did laugh when I read it.

                                                          I'm going for the hot shower again.

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                                                          • BrickJames
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 05-05-11
                                                            • 9749

                                                            #101844
                                                            Originally posted by KVB


                                                            Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.

                                                            I did laugh when I read it.

                                                            I'm going for the hot shower again.

                                                            So.....? 750?
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                                                            • BrickJames
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 05-05-11
                                                              • 9749

                                                              #101845
                                                              Okay okay shut the penetrate up I just thought of another one this one's even funnier, I just saw this preview for Liam Neeson's new movie called "take me back" or some shit. Obviously some revenge like he always does Revenge flicks:

                                                              Her: arrrahaaaagh

                                                              Neeson: I know what you're doing to my daughter and I'm going to find you

                                                              Kidnappers: you're a big old but you'll never find us

                                                              Neeson: I've developed a set of skills over the years that let's me find you

                                                              And then he's just sitting there a Google going through the algorithms figuring it out.


                                                              The punch line was very lame. I had a bunch of other ones but they would probably be inappropriate 4 SBR so, sorry! Got to pay that 750 to hear the last punchline. Oh!
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                                                              • stevenash
                                                                Moderator
                                                                • 01-17-11
                                                                • 65387

                                                                #101846
                                                                This thread has been idle for over 8 hours.
                                                                Y'all turning into a bunch of slackers.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #101847
                                                                  Nasher, where is everybody?
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                                                                  • stevenash
                                                                    Moderator
                                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                                    • 65387

                                                                    #101848
                                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    Nasher, where is everybody?
                                                                    I'm here.
                                                                    I'm multi-tasking like a bunny rabbit too.

                                                                    Paid all the utilities for Casa de Nasher earlier this morning.
                                                                    Made a near perfect omelet.
                                                                    Did the budget for December.
                                                                    Cleaned up Coopers wee-wee pad.
                                                                    Swept the floor, cleaned the crusty tomato sauce from this weekends pasta off the stove top.

                                                                    I am your everyday domestic god (with a small 'g') as we don't want to piss off the Big Man.

                                                                    Hi Daggles.



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                                                                    • KVB
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 05-29-14
                                                                      • 74817

                                                                      #101849
                                                                      Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                                      So.....? 750?
                                                                      Not this time, but I almost gave them to you. I forgot, the bulk of my points have a charity purpose right now.

                                                                      Otherwise I wouldn’t care LOL as I always give all my points away.
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #101850
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        Nasher, where is everybody?
                                                                        It’s been a few late nights, we are all resting and fukking, and resting again.

                                                                        And fukking again.

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