Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.
Nah
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101817
Btw Dags,KVB
Yes I saw that chick's ass
Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
Basically she saved everyone's ass
And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#101818
Yes KVB...I read that Trevor Lawrence should be available for this game...but despite their record, FSU still has some damn good athletes on that team that can play...they gave the Irish all they could handle before succumbing to them 42-26 and of course upset UNC...so I took my five best bets and did a 13PT teaser (+110)...I can't wait to see what the market funds do in respect to the teams that I picked...hopefully I picked right and hopefully none of my games get canceled because of covid-19.
Could maybe go to sleep like the other normal people in the house just did.
Nah
lol, debating all the same things here, lol.
Need something to watch on Netflix. Watched arrowverse shows with my daughter, but we're all out basically.
Also need to rigth teh schedule al ittle bit. Need to get more done in the mornings, need to have my reports for sports worked on and done. It's like the ole office grind sometimes and I need to get it together.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101820
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Btw Dags,KVB
Yes I saw that chick's ass
Absolute fire booty meat curves in that dress
And she bucked the Llama at the would be home invaders like a boss
Basically she saved everyone's ass
And most likely her actual "ass" she saved as well
I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.
Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.
So there's that.
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101821
Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#101822
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
Just have Sam give you some killer head and then throttle her insides with your purple-headed, one-eyed monster!
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101823
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Feel ya. Wish I could relax enough to sleep
Don't have anxiety, just come to life with crazy 2nd and 3rd winds come nighttime .
I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?
Lol go figure
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101824
Originally posted by KVB
I saw the video. How did nobody get shot? They just shot down a hallway, but aimed to scare point blank? How did nobody get hit???? Fukkin stormtroopers invading.
Also, I am VERY disappointed that they blurred out what I had hoped was a naked ass.
So there's that.
You can see the crease in her sweet cheeks in that quick angle they show . What a righteous body indeed
I'm also always amazed so many shots are fired in standoffs that don't hit anything . Even if you don't have good aim ,you can put your 2nd finger on the trigger and aim with your index finger.... essentially firing onto target with decent aim just by pointing your finger at them that naturally rests at sode of the barrel
Hard to level out the weapon and aim down crosshairs .
Why the 2nd finger as trigger finger and quick index finger point can work in amateur high stress situations
I know it sounds dumb, but it can help
Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101825
Originally posted by BrickJames
I have the same problem, but then again I drink Vodka Redbull all day and then wonder why I can't fall asleep at night?
Lol go figure
Its all I know man
My whole life
Even prison
Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101826
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101827
Originally posted by Da Manster!
... "line movements" have been getting their collective asses kicked all year long.
Originally posted by KVB
I'm fading that line move tonight, bettors who have gone with that move so far this season have done very well and I expect a sharp, short term, turn there...
Manster on Thursday night Tennesse started like a 2 point favorite and it moved to Indy -1.
In that post above, I'm referring to that line move. When I say bettors have done very well, what I was saying was really specific in that a bettor who bet 1 unit on every team that opened a dog and whose line then got smaller (crossing zero to become a fave or not) by 1.5 or more points would be about +6 units.
That's a collective +6 or so units of ass kicking.
Now I'm not calling that "sharp" or anything, I'm just reporting the facts.
Last edited by KVB; 11-16-20, 01:18 AM.
Reason: oops, not 20 units, 6 units...lmao
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101828
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
..Also funny as fukk all the gangs shoot sideways
Mother fukking whole life is on the line and you want to risk going out cuz its cool to shoot your weapon at an angle thats not conducive to helping you hit your target/threat
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101829
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Its all I know man
My whole life
Even prison
Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
Everytime we went camping I was last to go to bed and first wake up, always.
Smoking bowls on both ends of that too.
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101830
Yup . Somehow up around same time as others
But fell asleep 5 hours after they did
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101831
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Its all I know man
My whole life
Even prison
Fukkers would turn off the lights for lights out
and my ass be up doing push-ups with a deck of cards
or shooting toilet paper balls into the toilet lol
You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?
You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.
So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101832
It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.
Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.
Or the other way around, not sure yet.
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101833
Originally posted by KVB
It isn't even late here, I'm just burnt from little sleep last night and a long day today.
Going to lace some full spectrum oil with a sugar cookie.
Or the other way around, not sure yet.
Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?
Usually puts me right to sleep
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101834
Originally posted by BrickJames
You know how you do push-ups with those cards big guy?
You shuffle them up really good and then you draw a card, whatever the number is on that card that's how many push-up you have to do, face cards obviously are worth 10 aces are worth 15. Once you've completed the whole deck you should have down around 400 push-ups I think the exact number is 398.
So that's how you pass time when you're locked up.
Lol .... what you think I meant by
Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
Used to be able to do a whole deck
With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
Diamond shape push-ups
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101835
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101836
Originally posted by BrickJames
Why don't you lece your dick with some sugar titts?
Usually puts me right to sleep
Indeed, I do believe there will be some action this evening and in the morning. Got to start the week off right.
Lol .... what you think I meant by
Doing push-ups with a deck of cards
Used to be able to do a whole deck
With short breaks ,and I'd do most of them
Diamond shape push-ups
I could crush a whole deck in 3 hours.
These days I haven't done them much.
When I'm sober I'll try and let you know how many I get to.
Not the deck just how many I get to just doing straight push ups in a row.
I ant doing that whole deck. Any nobody got time fo dat!
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#101838
I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101839
I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.
Her: so what do you do for a living?
Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?
Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?
Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101840
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
Right! Wtf! I'm laying in bed and my shit's cracking!
We are getting too old for her own good fiddles
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101841
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
I feel ya . My shit be cracking when I try to do push-ups anymore . Fawwwwwkkk
Tell me about it.
Ankle therapy was good though, it got me in the gym, on the bike, etc.
Now gyms shutting down again, at least the ankle is much better.
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101842
Originally posted by BrickJames
I'm watching The Equalizer and I just thought of a funny ass joke it goes like this.
Her: so what do you do for a living?
Me: you ever seen the movie The Equalizer?
Her: damn you like that? You gonna save a hoe? Take me shopping? Put a ring on it?
Me: no I'm not opposite of The Equalizer I just come in hot shooting everyone!
And the whole Forum gives Rick James a big Applause for coming up with such a funny joke!
And fidels and kvb each give him 750 bet points because he is such a boss
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101843
Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.
I did laugh when I read it.
I'm going for the hot shower again.
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101844
Originally posted by KVB
Knee slapper Bricker, knee slapper.
I did laugh when I read it.
I'm going for the hot shower again.
So.....? 750?
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#101845
Okay okay shut the penetrate up I just thought of another one this one's even funnier, I just saw this preview for Liam Neeson's new movie called "take me back" or some shit. Obviously some revenge like he always does Revenge flicks:
Her: arrrahaaaagh
Neeson: I know what you're doing to my daughter and I'm going to find you
Kidnappers: you're a big old but you'll never find us
Neeson: I've developed a set of skills over the years that let's me find you
And then he's just sitting there a Google going through the algorithms figuring it out.
The punch line was very lame. I had a bunch of other ones but they would probably be inappropriate 4 SBR so, sorry! Got to pay that 750 to hear the last punchline. Oh!
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65387
#101846
This thread has been idle for over 8 hours.
Y'all turning into a bunch of slackers.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#101847
Nasher, where is everybody?
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stevenash
Moderator
01-17-11
65387
#101848
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Nasher, where is everybody?
I'm here.
I'm multi-tasking like a bunny rabbit too.
Paid all the utilities for Casa de Nasher earlier this morning.
Made a near perfect omelet.
Did the budget for December.
Cleaned up Coopers wee-wee pad.
Swept the floor, cleaned the crusty tomato sauce from this weekends pasta off the stove top.
I am your everyday domestic god (with a small 'g') as we don't want to piss off the Big Man.
Hi Daggles.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101849
Originally posted by BrickJames
So.....? 750?
Not this time, but I almost gave them to you. I forgot, the bulk of my points have a charity purpose right now.
Otherwise I wouldn’t care LOL as I always give all my points away.
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#101850
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Nasher, where is everybody?
It’s been a few late nights, we are all resting and fukking, and resting again.