This Girl Smells So Fu#$ing Bad At The Tanning Salon!

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  • TheMoneyShot
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    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #1
    This Girl Smells So Fu#$ing Bad At The Tanning Salon!
    Girl is 16 years old... every time I clean her bed... I have to put a gas mask on. Unfukking real!!! Go# DA#$ IT!!!! Horrible odor.
  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #2
    BO or PO?
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    • onemoregoal
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-04-13
      • 8149

      #3
      My pizza suddenly doesnt taste so good..
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      • TheMoneyShot
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        • 02-14-07
        • 28672

        #4
        Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...
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        • Russian Rocket
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-02-12
          • 43910

          #5
          Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
          and throw in TT's under arms...
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          • Dutch
            SBR MVP
            • 09-21-10
            • 4339

            #6
            Smell-o-vision or it never happened.
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            • innovation
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-27-12
              • 6218

              #7
              what flavor of nationality is she?

              I pass on certain cab drivers because the fukin smell.
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              • TheMoneyShot
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-14-07
                • 28672

                #8
                White girl. Seems like a very fun girl to hang out with. Decent looking... but the BO... is unreal. Like... I don't know if her cat pisses in her bed at night... and she rolls around in it.... doesn't shower in the morning... goes to school... and then tans right after her classes... and I'm the lucky one who gets to smell this dumpster odor... She probably goes home and showers right after tanning? Who knows? Girl smells just FOUL.
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                • KingJD31
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-04-11
                  • 8167

                  #9
                  You work at a tanning salon?
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                  • TheMoneyShot
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                    • 02-14-07
                    • 28672

                    #10
                    Yep, I can't find a real job.
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                    • KingJD31
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                      • 11-04-11
                      • 8167

                      #11
                      How much you make
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                      • TheMoneyShot
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                        • 02-14-07
                        • 28672

                        #12
                        $7.40 an hour
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                        • KingJD31
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-04-11
                          • 8167

                          #13
                          Nice
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                          • Broncos
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 12-17-12
                            • 862

                            #14
                            I just threw up a little!
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                            • GUMMO77
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-23-10
                              • 9294

                              #15
                              Some women just have BO. I had a hot neighbor that was a sports fan so I would throw her free Wolves and Twins tickets back in the day. Every time she came to the door, BOOM, BO.

                              Crazy
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                              • bradthebloke
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-26-09
                                • 3175

                                #16
                                "Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way."

                                back seat, crack your window so your heads just about guillotined, problem solved.
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                                • katstale
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-07-07
                                  • 3924

                                  #17
                                  Money making offshoot opportunity here scro! Sell some hygiene products.
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                                  • chilidog
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-05-09
                                    • 10305

                                    #18
                                    So why don't you say something to her about it? Tell her that other customers have been complaining about the smell and that she needs to shower before coming in.
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                                    • Russian Rocket
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-02-12
                                      • 43910

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by KingJD31
                                      How much you make
                                      Money owns these salons pal ...although I still don't understand why u have to clean the stink?
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                                      • Dutch
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-21-10
                                        • 4339

                                        #20
                                        She might have low self esteem and respond sexually to put downs. Tell her she smells like a fat mans asshole and see if she offers you a hum job.
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                                        • PAULYPOKER
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-06-08
                                          • 36581

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                          Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...
                                          No way!
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KingJD31
                                            You work at a tanning salon?
                                            That would be my dream job of I was a teen or early twenties. So much hot pussy going to those places, its rediculous.
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                                            • TheMoneyShot
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 02-14-07
                                              • 28672

                                              #23
                                              Girl just walked in again! DAMN IT!!!
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                                              • THE_LOCKSMITH
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                                                • 08-25-08
                                                • 7237

                                                #24
                                                get a pic of her
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                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                  • 28459

                                                  #25
                                                  my under arms don't stink, so well

                                                  chicks need to stay away from tanning, gonna look like leather,
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                                                  • Hankwins
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                    • 2232

                                                    #26
                                                    i was going to buy a tanning salon but I'd want to own a franchise like L A tan in a prime location and I don't have the capital that.
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                                                    • Foxx
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-25-11
                                                      • 5832

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by THE_LOCKSMITH
                                                      get a pic of her
                                                      Yes, sneak a pic next time please.
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                                                      • innovation
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-27-12
                                                        • 6218

                                                        #28
                                                        It must be her duckbutter.
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