Girl is 16 years old... every time I clean her bed... I have to put a gas mask on. Unfukking real!!! Go# DA#$ IT!!!! Horrible odor.
This Girl Smells So Fu#$ing Bad At The Tanning Salon!
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TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1This Girl Smells So Fu#$ing Bad At The Tanning Salon!Tags: None -
TheCentaurSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-28-11
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#2BO or PO?Comment -
onemoregoalSBR Hall of Famer
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#3My pizza suddenly doesnt taste so good..Comment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#4Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...Comment -
DutchSBR MVP
- 09-21-10
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#6Smell-o-vision or it never happened.Comment -
innovationSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-27-12
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#7what flavor of nationality is she?
I pass on certain cab drivers because the fukin smell.Comment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#8White girl. Seems like a very fun girl to hang out with. Decent looking... but the BO... is unreal. Like... I don't know if her cat pisses in her bed at night... and she rolls around in it.... doesn't shower in the morning... goes to school... and then tans right after her classes... and I'm the lucky one who gets to smell this dumpster odor... She probably goes home and showers right after tanning? Who knows? Girl smells just FOUL.Comment -
KingJD31SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-04-11
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#9You work at a tanning salon?Comment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#10Yep, I can't find a real job.Comment -
KingJD31SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-04-11
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#11How much you makeComment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#12$7.40 an hourComment -
KingJD31SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-04-11
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#13NiceComment -
BroncosSBR Wise Guy
- 12-17-12
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#14I just threw up a little!Comment -
GUMMO77SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
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#15Some women just have BO. I had a hot neighbor that was a sports fan so I would throw her free Wolves and Twins tickets back in the day. Every time she came to the door, BOOM, BO.
CrazyComment -
bradtheblokeSBR MVP
- 07-26-09
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#16"Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way."
back seat, crack your window so your heads just about guillotined, problem solved.Comment -
katstaleSBR MVP
- 02-07-07
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#17Money making offshoot opportunity here scro! Sell some hygiene products.Comment -
chilidogSBR Posting Legend
- 04-05-09
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#18So why don't you say something to her about it? Tell her that other customers have been complaining about the smell and that she needs to shower before coming in.Comment -
DutchSBR MVP
- 09-21-10
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#20She might have low self esteem and respond sexually to put downs. Tell her she smells like a fat mans asshole and see if she offers you a hum job.Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-06-08
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#21Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...No way!
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TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-14-07
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#23Girl just walked in again! DAMN IT!!!Comment -
THE_LOCKSMITHSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
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#24get a pic of herComment -
ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 06-23-09
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#25my under arms don't stink, so well
chicks need to stay away from tanning, gonna look like leather,Comment -
HankwinsSBR MVP
- 09-17-10
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#26i was going to buy a tanning salon but I'd want to own a franchise like L A tan in a prime location and I don't have the capital that.Comment -
innovationSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-27-12
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#28It must be her duckbutter.Comment
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