Even this guy..........

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I apologize to my teammates for my dismal 0-4 Cup performance....

Regardless of your WC results, you still cheered your team to victory & earned your Confed spot like the rest of us. It's not easy to qualify for several months & make any American team, you put in the time/effort & deserved your spot.

With that said, enjoy your 12k on: Fruity Fortune slots, Pirates Revenge, & gift cards.

Waves, you dusted me again....

Good Job,....

rest assured, now that I have taken over the title of "SBR's All-Time Most Futile Player in World Cup Play", you won't be hearing any smack from me.....

good day, gents.....

Takes a man to say that....I'm sure you know some forum members may bookmark this post holding your words accountable, referring to it if necessary.

**firekillex** · 06-09-17, 12:26 AM

i say they use some of the 12k points to grab a $100 amazon card, sell said $100 card for 100 $1 bills and have a night together at the strip club slanging dollar bills on sloots and bonding together to become friends once and for all!?!

can this be done

**dlowilly** · 06-09-17, 01:22 AM

Commendable that donk is being humble and honest, and waves is being magnanimous

Hatchet buried?

**Auto Donk** · 06-09-17, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by firekillex

i say they use some of the 12k points to grab a $100 amazon card, sell said $100 card for 100 $1 bills and have a night together at the strip club slanging dollar bills on sloots and bonding together to become friends once and for all!?!

can this be done

hell, with that type of activity being involved, I could make peace with the head of Isis, Kim Jong Un, and Waves.....

shots and makin' it rain on hot, coked-up strippers can bring people of all walks together....

while I was referring to smack in the world cup sense, I figure I might as well expand the hatchet burial to all smack/bs/etc....

I'm gonna miss that photo of waves parking that '82 ford tauras with that rhino horn like headgear, but wtf.... I guess I can acknowledge that the piece of shit is in fact, or was, his neighbor's ride, and he actually drives a nice SUV of some type, I think he said some type of jeep SUV....

yah, the World Cup has not only brought Team Confeds Members a little under $400 bucks a piece, it has brought us peace.....

such is the power of the Cup!!!!

no more flappy b references....

no more potential Bash Brawls....

and yeah, I'll buy waves a round if we ever wind up in the same joint or at the next Bash, etc.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 01:23 PM

Donker I'm gonna give you til' the end of summer to get off your Estrogen cycle and get back to being the real Donkakong that we all knew here!

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 01:39 PM

The poker forum will certainly be a less entertaining read, without Waves doling out Donk burials. But that's the price we pay for peace I guess.

Hopefully Tripe comes to the same realization as Donk, especially considering his 29k heads up annual challenge loss to Waves. Otherwise, Tripe will be receiving the lion share of burials now.

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Donker I'm gonna give you til' the end of summer to get off your Estrogen cycle and get back to being the real Donkakong that we all knew here!

To Donk's credit, he decided to man up.

You should try doing the same, then perhaps I'll have SBR remove your troll badge.

**mpaschal34** · 06-09-17, 01:56 PM

I'm sure this new found love between Donk and Waves won't last long. Just need to enjoy it while we can.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

To Donk's credit, he decided to man up.

You should try doing the same, then perhaps I'll have SBR remove your troll badge.

Hey CLOWN why in the world would I want that to be removed?

I love my troll badge and I earned it fair and square by completely obliterating douche bags like yourself here.

Perhaps a lowlife with no game, who lives in a ghetto trash place like Trenton NJ, should ask SBR to instead pay for a quick cosmetic procedure to remove those floppy b-cups of yours, so you wouldn't have to scare people while completely embarrassing yourself on the dating sites across the interwebs?

**Auto Donk** · 06-09-17, 02:22 PM

one final encore.....

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Hey CLOWN why in the world would I want that to be removed?

Because having a troll badge is a total embarrassment, but you're too ignorant to realize it.

We get it already Sputnik, you're jealous of my pecs. If you hit the gym instead of trolling SBR 24/7, perhaps you would obtain similar results.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Because having a troll badge is a total embarrassment, but you're too ignorant to realize it.

We get it already Sputnik, you're jealous of my pecs. If you hit the gym instead of trolling SBR 24/7, perhaps you would obtain similar results.

Oh I'm hitting the GYM alright...but for some strange reason, my results don't come anywhere near those underdeveloped floppy b-cup tit$, that you're so proudly showcasing in your dating profile, while desperately trying to score some tail.

You're a life-long lowlife LOSER with NO GAME Booby - Just accept this as a fact...and your silly photos with the shirt behind your ears proved exactly that!

...also go lookup what the word SPUTNIK actually means in Russian, before you try to use it as insult to anyone here.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

one final encore.....

Now we're talking!

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 02:42 PM

My final Donkey encore:

Donkey welches on bet, what a meow!

Autodonk vs bobbyeaves matchup odds

Place

	Player	Prize	Tourney Points	Team
1st	mpaschal34	12k pts	8	Confed
1st	slanina	12k pts	6	Confed
1st	sportfan	12k pts	4	Confed
1st	bobbywaves	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	hhsilver	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	shane	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	lobo369	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	Cross	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	ronpaul2008	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	GaryDN	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	k6mike9	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	AutoDonk	12k pts	0	Confed

**dlowilly** · 06-09-17, 02:56 PM

It was too good to be true I guess

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Oh I'm hitting the GYM alright...but for some strange reason, my results don't come anywhere near those

More gym work & less SBR trolling, recipe to reaching my results.

also go lookup what the word SPUTNIK actually means in Russian, before you try to use it as insult to anyone here.

I had taken your advice & looked up "Sputnik". You may want to educate yourself on the word prior to posting. You'll come off less ignorant that way, as I used word correctly. Click on link & scroll down to definitions # 3 & #4, which directly pertain to you. And if I ever see you, I'll dole out definition #2 personally: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sputnik

**ArunSh** · 06-09-17, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

My final Donkey encore:

Donkey welches on bet, what a meow!

Autodonk vs bobbyeaves matchup odds

Place

	Player	Prize	Tourney Points	Team
1st	mpaschal34	12k pts	8	Confed
1st	slanina	12k pts	6	Confed
1st	sportfan	12k pts	4	Confed
1st	bobbywaves	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	hhsilver	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	shane	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	lobo369	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	Cross	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	ronpaul2008	12k pts	3	Confed
1st	GaryDN	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	k6mike9	12k pts	2	Confed
1st	AutoDonk	12k pts	0	Confed

So how long did this bobbywaves/AutoDonk "truce" (if it could even be called that) last? Less than an hour judging by this post?

**franklee168** · 06-09-17, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

dusted the f'n Donk......

I apologize to my teammates for my dismal 0-4 Cup performance.....

Waves, you dusted me again....

Good Job,....

rest assured, now that I have taken over the title of "SBR's All-Time Most Futile Player in World Cup Play", you won't be hearing any smack from me.....

good day, gents.....

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Regardless of your WC results, you still cheered your team to victory & earned your Confed spot like the rest of us. It's not easy to qualify for several months & make any American team, you put in the time/effort & deserved your spot.

With that said, enjoy your 12k on: Fruity Fortune slots, Pirates Revenge, & gift cards.

Takes a man to say that....I'm sure you know some forum members may bookmark this post holding your words accountable, referring to it if necessary.

Originally posted by dlowilly

Commendable that donk is being humble and honest, and waves is being magnanimous

Hatchet buried?

Originally posted by Auto Donk

hell, with that type of activity being involved, I could make peace with the head of Isis, Kim Jong Un, and Waves.....

shots and makin' it rain on hot, coked-up strippers can bring people of all walks together....

while I was referring to smack in the world cup sense, I figure I might as well expand the hatchet burial to all smack/bs/etc....

I'm gonna miss that photo of waves parking that '82 ford tauras with that rhino horn like headgear, but wtf.... I guess I can acknowledge that the piece of shit is in fact, or was, his neighbor's ride, and he actually drives a nice SUV of some type, I think he said some type of jeep SUV....

yah, the World Cup has not only brought Team Confeds Members a little under $400 bucks a piece, it has brought us peace.....

such is the power of the Cup!!!!

no more flappy b references....

no more potential Bash Brawls....

and yeah, I'll buy waves a round if we ever wind up in the same joint or at the next Bash, etc.

Stop with the bullshiet guys. Tourneys done, commence with the skull cracking.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

More gym work & less SBR trolling, recipe to reaching my results.

I had taken your advice & looked up "Sputnik". You may want to educate yourself on the word prior to posting. You'll come off less ignorant that way, as I used word correctly. Click on link & scroll down to definitions # 3 & #4, which directly pertain to you. And if I ever see you, I'll dole out definition #2 personally: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sputnik

Saggy Boob$, I find your lack of intelligence disturbing!

Did you really just post a link to the fkng urban dictionary?

Just remember, that by skipping through the REAL definition at #1, while desperately trying to find an excuse for your ignorant and extremely clueless remarks is not going to help your case here yeeer fkng DOLT.

You're a true lowlife dumbfukk and by posting here this urban dictionary nonsense, you once again showed to everyone here how low your IQ really is.

I know you have to feel embarrased by by now, so congrats on this quick self burial CHUMP- at least now I know, that you did in fact read the true definition of the word SPUTNIK!

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

And if I ever see you, I'll dole out definition #2 personally

HAHAAHA...first BITCH TIT$ make sure your boyfriend from Zoosk is OK with you're going outside to get bitch-slapped by another MAN.

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 04:04 PM

Posted multiple definitions of the word to bury this "Sputnik," & he's still in denial.

And get some new material already. Posting the same childish things hundreds of times, makes you look even more ignorant.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 04:14 PM

^ Trying to save your ugly clueless face with definitions from urban dictionary is definitely not going to help your case here yeeer fkng braindead MORON.

There is only one true meaning to that word and it's even listed on that silly site as #1.

Back to your GLORY HOLE you go CHUMP!

**KVB** · 06-09-17, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

...Did you really just post a link to the fkng urban dictionary?...

**SharpAngles** · 06-09-17, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

no more flappy b references....

no more potential Bash Brawls....

and yeah, I'll buy waves a round if we ever wind up in the same joint or at the next Bash, etc.

LOL nice try Mrs.Donk but you're not fooling us. Let us know when your husband is allowed to post again

**ArunSh** · 06-09-17, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

LOL nice try Mrs.Donk but you're not fooling us. Let us know when your husband is allowed to post again

Hahahahahah!

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

LOL nice try Mrs.Donk but you're not fooling us. Let us know when your husband is allowed to post again

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

There is a few true meanings to that word and it's even listed on that silly site as #2, #3, & #4

You're still obviously butt hurt losing your bet, backing Donk over Waves. We get it broke dikk, get over it & bet smarter next time.

**Auto Donk** · 06-09-17, 05:57 PM

not to be "out-encored" by waves.....

I always hit the stage (or bedroom), for a second encore.....

(powerful four song set to wrap up the show!!!)

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

It was too good to be true I guess

Looks that way, but several hours is better than nothing I guess.

Peer pressure is a powerful thing, apparently Donk wilted under pressure from the Sputnik.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You're still obviously butt hurt losing your bet, backing Donk over Waves. We get it broke dikk, get over it & bet smarter next time.

Wrong again RETARD...not everyone here is as obsessed with these silly pts as you are.

Instead of editing someone's post here, stick to what you know how to do best- polishing your points balance on the daily basis YEEER FUKKING CLUELESS OCD BITCH!!!

Hey nice hat there DILDO HEAD! No wonder you have to reference Urban Dictionary everytime you TRY to think.

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

not everyone here is as obsessed with these silly pts as you are.

Your jealousy is evident, since you can't generate. You've been here almost 5 years & cashed out a measly 15k:

BC7375	4/13/2016 11:48 AM	Order id: 33012	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-3,250 [COLOR=#000 !important]179.00[/COLOR]
B7FF34	12/26/2015 2:27 PM	Order id: 32165	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-1,495 [COLOR=#000 !important]11.00[/COLOR]
A8884A	1/22/2015 10:51 AM	Order id: 29165	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-8,850 [COLOR=#000 !important]7,991.00[/COLOR]
816D3A	5/13/2013 6:50 PM	Order id: 22034	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-75 [COLOR=#000 !important]24.00[/COLOR]
813A59	5/10/2013 5:33 PM	Order id: 21988	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-75 [COLOR=#000 !important]20.00[/COLOR]
71ADFF	10/28/2012 3:59 PM	Order id: 18814	Russian Rocket	SBR	Store Purchase	-1,950 [COLOR=#000 !important]128.00[/COLOR]

Anyone with a clue has a +EV membership here, while yours is just breaking even.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 07:02 PM

I obviously CAN generate and what I do generate I give away on almost daily basis - all of that is supported by my pts history.

You on the other hand consistently polish your pts balance to make sure you have there a large even number!

I mean it's all in your pts history MORON...so lying about it is really not going to do ya any good.

You have a severe case of OCD, CHUMP and hiding the simple fact that you're mentally ill is really not going to save your sorry face here.

Pulling your shirt behind your ears only solidified the simple fact that YOU ARE A FUKKING RETARD BOOBY...and putting your saggy underdeveloped tit$ online was just the icing on the cake.

Be honest now LOWLIFE...Did you really think, that someone is going to be interested in THAT???

**bobbywaves** · 06-09-17, 07:27 PM

Sputnik making a strong push to get 50k posts by his 5th year anniversary in September.

Hmmmm, this troll has a 10k post average per year. While I don't have 10k posts in 9+ years.

Easy to see who the "OCD chump" is.

**Russian Rocket** · 06-09-17, 07:39 PM

^ Funny how you no longer want to talk CHUMP

Let me post this one more time here so you can see how fkng pathetic you really are in real life!

...oh and as far as post count goes since you brought it up:

Sputnik - 2 years worth of threads with daily plays while making real money.
SaggyTit$ - No plays. Most of the life wasted on playing online poker for pennies and polishing his points balance.

Enjoy your burial yeeer pathetic lil OCD BYATCH!