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  • pimike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-23-08
    • 37140

    #1
    Vikings Country
    I thought maybe the vikings fans might like this.



    Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks,
    And go> to Hell.> > The Devil observes that they
    are really enjoying themselves.> He says to them
    'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?'> > Ole
    replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern
    Minnesooota, da land of> snow an ice, an ve're yust
    happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya>
    know.'> > The devil decides that these two
    aren't miserable enough and turns up the> heat even
    more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
    Minnesota> , the devil finds them in light jackets and
    hats, grilling Walleye and> drinking beer. The devil is
    astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here> is in
    misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'>
    > Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too
    much varm veather up dere> at da Falls, so ve've yust
    got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis>
    nice.'> > The devil is absolutely furious. He can
    hardly see straight. Finally he> comes up with the
    answer. The two guys love the heat because they have>
    been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
    heat off in> Hell. The next morning, the temperature is
    60 below zero, icicles are> hanging everywhere, and
    people are shivering so bad that they are unable> to
    wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads
    for the> room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds
    them back in their parkas,> bomber hats, and mittens.
    They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling> and
    screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I
    don't understand,> when I turn up the heat you're
    happy. Now its freezing cold and you're> still happy.
    What is wrong with you two?'> > They both look at
    the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,
    if> hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da
    Super Bowl.'> > > > > > > > >


    I think it will be a day in hell before the Viks wun the Suberbowl
  • bbyhill
    SBR MVP
    • 09-16-07
    • 2991

    #2
    phukin hilarious
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    • maniac0201
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 09-16-08
      • 537

      #3
      I've been hearing that joke for 10 years. Surprised you guys haven't yet.
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      • Sledge187
        SBR MVP
        • 04-25-08
        • 3722

        #4
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        • autotide
          SBR High Roller
          • 07-19-10
          • 104

          #5
          haha thats pretty funny
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          • Manaconda
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 03-22-10
            • 818

            #6


            sven and ole, i think theres a bar named that up in one of those northern shit towns.. Winters will be alot more miserable there when the vikings pack up and head west
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            • pimike
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-23-08
              • 37140

              #7
              Originally posted by Manaconda


              sven and ole, i think theres a bar named that up in one of those northern shit towns.. Winters will be alot more miserable there when the vikings pack up and head west


              Forgot I posted thus
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