Hockey Goaltending

[I.R.B]

Hahaha... Yes watching him roll on the ground like that made it look like he never played Golie in his life...

Man if anything for jj it just seems like good chance to get away from the comp... Comon jj you will most likely lose but give it a chance... Nicky is offering you 3350 if you win...

[Nicky Santoro]

a free 3350 if he wins.. OR.... a free 50 for him if he loses.. AND... i'll even toss in a free meal at a great restaurant for him.. i can't offer anything better here. it will be worth it, just to see him apologize on youtube to all of sbr and say he was wrong and that i am better.

[I.R.B]

Hahaha... Now we just wait for the man him self... Comon jj lets know what you going to do... I bet a whole lot of people here would love to see this match!

[jjgold]

I am researching Montreal now and the costs of getting there

[Nicky Santoro]

I am researching Montreal now and the costs of getting there

jj cole cuts.. (btw, that is your new name now) no more jj cole.. you are jjcole cuts.. cause you love cole cuts.. you spell like this.. cole cuts...and you are the jj cole girl.. so your new name is jj cole cuts..


listen jjcole cuts... you are researching montreal and the costs??

weren't you just in montreal 2 months ago? lol

why dont you know the prices, jj cole cuts?

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/86717-will-montreal-5-est.html?highlight=montreal

[I.R.B]

Come on jj!!

[PuckOff]

Basics on defending a goal on a break away

now i know you are crazy!!!

[PuckOff]

I have played at a high caliber since 4 years old and you have no clue about hockey at all. Keep to your dime rugs and trannys.

Stop picking on him Douche!!

[PuckOff]

Mr.Nicky, Why not make Deuce the same offer as you are the coach. I think Deuce can beat ya.

Did you notice he didn't make the offer to me?? Nicky knows best.

[Nicky Santoro]

Did you notice he didn't make the offer to me?? Nicky knows best.

pucker, i offered jj cause i know i will beat him, and after seeing his vid, i know you don't doubt this.. i offered deuce because i know i can beat him too. he's only a 22 yr old kid who acts like he's 11.. i figured i am wasting my time with him.... he's a product of the redwings and is training with them..lol lol.. so not interested in him.. however, you, i didn't offer you the free trip and free money and the 12-1 odds cause i know you are a player, and you played AAA, and it will be a game with you.. i won't pay your ticket of course to come here, cause you will be here, AND.. no 12-1 odds.. but i will play you for anything you want.. i know i will beat you pucker.. i have yet to have anyone in Canada beat me, no joke.. i've had shootouts with over 12 guys, and i am 12-0.. we'll play for cash, or for an all you can eat and drink beer anywhere you want in montreal.. pucker, of all the people here, it's not jj i want to beat most.. by far, it's not him.. nor is it deuce.. but it is you..i want to beat you the most.. and i will, pucker..

[Deuce]

pucker, i offered jj cause i know i will beat him, and after seeing his vid, i know you don't doubt this.. i offered deuce because i know i can beat him too. he's only a 22 yr old kid who acts like he's 11.. i figured i am wasting my time with him.... he's a product of the redwings and is training with them..lol lol.. so not interested in him.. however, you, i didn't offer you the free trip and free money and the 12-1 odds cause i know you are a player, and you played AAA, and it will be a game with you.. i won't pay your ticket of course to come here, cause you will be here, AND.. no 12-1 odds.. but i will play you for anything you want.. i know i will beat you pucker.. i have yet to have anyone in Canada beat me, no joke.. i've had shootouts with over 12 guys, and i am 12-0.. we'll play for cash, or for an all you can eat and drink beer anywhere you want in montreal.. pucker, of all the people here, it's not jj i want to beat most.. by far, it's not him.. nor is it deuce.. but it is you..i want to beat you the most.. and i will, pucker..

Scared pal?

[I.R.B]

Nicky you're the ****ING man... Dont back down son get that victory so everyone can finaly know you're are the best Hockey player on SBR Period!

[jjgold]

Deuce never accepted offer, the kid does not even play hockey. I guess he wanted to be accepted here pretending to be a pro hockey player.

Nicky I am running numbers to see how much it would cost to go there and get back as we speak.

[I.R.B]

Hahaha... jj you still running those numbers... Just put it this way you will profit by doing this... nothing is better then profits right?

[betbetter]

pucker, i offered jj cause i know i will beat him, and after seeing his vid, i know you don't doubt this.. i offered deuce because i know i can beat him too. he's only a 22 yr old kid who acts like he's 11.. i figured i am wasting my time with him.... he's a product of the redwings and is training with them..lol lol.. so not interested in him.. however, you, i didn't offer you the free trip and free money and the 12-1 odds cause i know you are a player, and you played AAA, and it will be a game with you.. i won't pay your ticket of course to come here, cause you will be here, AND.. no 12-1 odds.. but i will play you for anything you want.. i know i will beat you pucker.. i have yet to have anyone in Canada beat me, no joke.. i've had shootouts with over 12 guys, and i am 12-0.. we'll play for cash, or for an all you can eat and drink beer anywhere you want in montreal.. pucker, of all the people here, it's not jj i want to beat most.. by far, it's not him.. nor is it deuce.. but it is you..i want to beat you the most.. and i will, pucker..

funniest hockey thread ever.

I'm in Montreal, what's the bet? 10 shots you can't be beat 6 times? On ice or in your driveway with orange ball, road hockey net and plastic blade?

[PuckOff]

pucker, i offered jj cause i know i will beat him, and after seeing his vid, i know you don't doubt this.. i offered deuce because i know i can beat him too. he's only a 22 yr old kid who acts like he's 11.. i figured i am wasting my time with him.... he's a product of the redwings and is training with them..lol lol.. so not interested in him.. however, you, i didn't offer you the free trip and free money and the 12-1 odds cause i know you are a player, and you played AAA, and it will be a game with you.. i won't pay your ticket of course to come here, cause you will be here, AND.. no 12-1 odds.. but i will play you for anything you want.. i know i will beat you pucker.. i have yet to have anyone in Canada beat me, no joke.. i've had shootouts with over 12 guys, and i am 12-0.. we'll play for cash, or for an all you can eat and drink beer anywhere you want in montreal.. pucker, of all the people here, it's not jj i want to beat most.. by far, it's not him.. nor is it deuce.. but it is you..i want to beat you the most.. and i will, pucker..

Nicky,
Why are you carrying on this charade. I am an experienced player from Canada. Nicky, I have played the game since I was a kid. I grew up playing hockey in rinks and on my family's pond.

Nicky, I like you. I do not want to take your money or have you buy me 5 lb's of wings and drink real (Canadian) beer. I will not buy American swill beer because I am an experienced beer drinker as well. Nicky, Canadian beer is potent compared to American beer. Nicky, drinking 10 Canadian beer is the equivalent of drinking 40 American beer. I'm sure you know this.

Nicky, I need you to work your magic and book some ice time in Montreal. Doesn't Kahnawake reservation have 3 rinks? Nicky I am thinking about wearing an old pair of CCM Super Tacks. Do you remember these? From the 70's. Steel blades. I found a pair at a yard sale last week.

Nicky, I am pumped. Book the ice time you big fruit.

[PuckOff]

funniest hockey thread ever.

I'm in Montreal, what's the bet? 10 shots you can't be beat 6 times? On ice or in your driveway with orange ball, road hockey net and plastic blade?

Betbetter,
Nicky plays hockey in a tennis court with a tennis ball. I want him to book some ice time and I will fly there to show him my stuff. I grew up playing AAA my whole life. I lied. It used to be A,B, C hockey and then they changed it to AAA, AA, A for some weird reason.

Betbetter, the Habs will look good this year, but Carey Price will be shell shocked with your weak D.

[Nicky Santoro]

better,

how did i miss your post yesterday? i have no idea.. better, are you really in montreal? wherebouts? i might know you.. if you are a bettor and at least 35 yrs of age, and you bet on sports, i might know you.. better, i want to get a challenge of 20 breakaways each, OR 10 each.. in a hockey court on cement, with an orange ball and i have nets.. we'll find a goale, OR, i can go in nets vs you, and you in nets vs me.. better, i want to play you, and i will film it for the boys.. lets do it better.. your pal, nicky..


pucker, i have no place to rent ice.. rinks are tough to find in mtl.. so we'll do the outdoor hockey rink, 10 shots each.. me in nets, and you in nets.. we'll play for a nice meal with 6 beers.. and we will film it on youtube, so my buddies here can see me beat your butt.. .. i will teach you a lesson for showing up your pal, nicky.. btw, i too played since i was a kid, so you're not alone. i too grew up with hockey.. Guy Lafleur was my idol and i do a great imitation of him with my stick.. you will see pucker.. i will feel great when i beat you pucker, and those wings will be delicious, and it will be on you..

[PuckOff]

better,

how did i miss your post yesterday? i have no idea.. better, are you really in montreal? wherebouts? i might know you.. if you are a bettor and at least 35 yrs of age, and you bet on sports, i might know you.. better, i want to get a challenge of 20 breakaways each, OR 10 each.. in a hockey court on cement, with an orange ball and i have nets.. we'll find a goale, OR, i can go in nets vs you, and you in nets vs me.. better, i want to play you, and i will film it for the boys.. lets do it better.. your pal, nicky..


pucker, i have no place to rent ice.. rinks are tough to find in mtl.. so we'll do the outdoor hockey rink, 10 shots each.. me in nets, and you in nets.. we'll play for a nice meal with 6 beers.. and we will film it on youtube, so my buddies here can see me beat your butt.. .. i will teach you a lesson for showing up your pal, nicky.. btw, i too played since i was a kid, so you're not alone. i too grew up with hockey.. Guy Lafleur was my idol and i do a great imitation of him with my stick.. you will see pucker.. i will feel great when i beat you pucker, and those wings will be delicious, and it will be on you..

Nicky my good friend (we are friends right??) you are dropping hints that you are from Montreal. So you say you are from East L.A. and you have hockey nets in Montreal? Are they in storage or something. Nicky, you say rinks are tough to find in Montreal. How do you know this if you are from East L.A. Come clean buddy. Nicky, you are not from East L.A.

I am thinking if you can't book ice time in Montreal then I may have to wait until winter sets in for the outdoor rinks. Nicky my good friend (we are friends right?) I hope flight prices drop.

Nicky, would you come to the Maritimes for this challenge?

We are friends right??

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky my good friend (we are friends right??) you are dropping hints that you are from Montreal. So you say you are from East L.A. and you have hockey nets in Montreal? Are they in storage or something. Nicky, you say rinks are tough to find in Montreal. How do you know this if you are from East L.A. Come clean buddy. Nicky, you are not from East L.A.

I am thinking if you can't book ice time in Montreal then I may have to wait until winter sets in for the outdoor rinks. Nicky my good friend (we are friends right?) I hope flight prices drop.

Nicky, would you come to the Maritimes for this challenge?

We are friends right??

why you asking me 4 times if we are friends man, we are not friends.. we are pals... pucker, i thought you were going to be in montreal.. no need to fly here just for this, that's silly. next time you are in montreal, call me and we will go play.. but why dont you wanna play on cement? i think you are scared pucker.. the challenge was not ice, it was on cement..

[PuckOff]

why you asking me 4 times if we are friends man, we are not friends.. we are pals... pucker, i thought you were going to be in montreal.. no need to fly here just for this, that's silly. next time you are in montreal, call me and we will go play.. but why dont you wanna play on cement? i think you are scared pucker.. the challenge was not ice, it was on cement..

Understood that we are pals and not friends. Sorry I ruffled your feathers.

Nicky listen Bro. I will fly anywhere for a hockey challenge. It's not silly.

So you live in Montreal full time now?

[Nicky Santoro]

Understood that we are pals and not friends. Sorry I ruffled your feathers.

Nicky listen Bro. I will fly anywhere for a hockey challenge. It's not silly.

So you live in Montreal full time now?

pals was a compliment.. it meant that we are more than friends.. if you have to come to mtl to do other things too, great.. but dont just fly here, pay a ticket, then play for 15 min (which is all i will need to beat you) then go back home.. i hope you have friends here you can visit, so it wont be just for hockey.. this should be fun..

[Deuce]

I will challege you Nicky anywhere anytime on skates, either ice (which if my forte) or roller blades. Shoe ball is for 8 year olds in gym class pal.

[betbetter]

Nicky, I thought you played? Lotsa ice around, shinny sessions everywhere, 5 bucks a pop. I thought you were a goalie? Had the whole kit and everything? Nicky, Marek Malik stole my move, was gonna use it on you first shot, upstairs Nicky where you keep the peanut butter.
Road hockey Nicky? I'll bring my 12 yr old double letter boy, he plays nets too, has road hockey goalie equipment, wikkid slapshot with the orange ball. whizzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Nicky love the Titan stick, remember the ones with the red shafts? Like a tree trunk Nicky. Gotta get a one-piece though Nicky, seriously, you would'nt turn yer head before my snap shot was by you, huge diff Nicky. Get an O-stick. Datsyuk. whizzzzzzzzz!

[Nicky Santoro]

better, if you bring out your son with the equipment and i play you 1 on 1, 10 shots each on him, and you beat me... i will treat you and your son for a great meal, with drinks and dessert. it's so hard to find a ball hockey goalie here. and you have everything i need.. better, bring him out and you too, please.. and where in mtl are you from?

[BadNina]

Nicky, when you are playing JJ, will you call out my name before every shot?

[Nicky Santoro]

jj is not coming here..

nina, of course i am mentioning you before i take my shots.. even if it's against anyone else.. you are my good luck charm.

[PuckOff]

Nicky, I thought you played? Lotsa ice around, shinny sessions everywhere, 5 bucks a pop. I thought you were a goalie? Had the whole kit and everything? Nicky, Marek Malik stole my move, was gonna use it on you first shot, upstairs Nicky where you keep the peanut butter.
Road hockey Nicky? I'll bring my 12 yr old double letter boy, he plays nets too, has road hockey goalie equipment, wikkid slapshot with the orange ball. whizzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Nicky love the Titan stick, remember the ones with the red shafts? Like a tree trunk Nicky. Gotta get a one-piece though Nicky, seriously, you would'nt turn yer head before my snap shot was by you, huge diff Nicky. Get an O-stick. Datsyuk. whizzzzzzzzz!

Betbetter,

Read the thread Bro. We don't do composites.

[betbetter]

Betbetter,

Read the thread Bro. We don't do composites.

Pete,

That's like J.B. Holmes using a persimmon driver and a Dunlop 65 ball. Ain't gonna happen.

Spezza's yer proof, he has no shot.

Sit on the glass for an NHL game now and listen to the rockets off the glass, did'nt sound like that 10 years ago.

Composites are as big an innoavtion as Tuuk blades were. Changed the game.

[betbetter]

better, if you bring out your son with the equipment and i play you 1 on 1, 10 shots each on him, and you beat me... i will treat you and your son for a great meal, with drinks and dessert. it's so hard to find a ball hockey goalie here. and you have everything i need.. better, bring him out and you too, please.. and where in mtl are you from?

Nicky, north of the city, near boisbriand. Lemme guess, yer in St Laurent, am I right?

Nicky I make a rink in my back yard every winter, with boards, come up, bring yer blades, my kid 'll pepper 'em at you.

[jjgold]

Nicky never played hockey other than un organized club hockey on tennis courts, I am sure he was decent on the club teams though but I doubt (-343) he was taught right on the basics of hockey. He seems like a street player or should I say a Hot Dog. The kid has some talent but I will take the guy with professional instructions over Nicky any day. Nicky if I get an ex NHL player to teach me a few tricks on goaltending I win the bet easy. I am thinking of paying someone 5k to teach me for 3 days.

[Deuce]

I use a composite. Current choice of lumber (not so much anymore) is an Easton Synergy.

[jjgold]

LOL

[betbetter]

[jjgold]

Ok I swear this thread is turning into a classic, betbetter who is that guy??