Explain jjgold to me

[sickler]

One awkward dance move away from a career ending injury

[Blissit02]

He is my dad!

[konck]

Say SBR is a castle
JJ is the Jester

[darkhat]

He's been around forever, but I'm totally with the camp that believes he is an SBR creation.

[sickler]

He's been around forever, but I'm totally with the camp that believes he is an SBR creation.

lol, JJ's been posting on sports gambling forums long before SBR forum existed. Same offbeat style

[wtf]

what about his shtick where he claims he is 300 pounds and five foot two , but solid as a rock

[oiler]

ever seen forrest gump .well hes forrest hump

[jjaycuny]

Once raped an entire troop of boy scouts.

[jjgold]

make love to this

[elgreco]

He almost fukked his aunt.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/738433-jjgold-almost-fukked-my-aunt-last-night.html

[cleaveland]

Once raped an entire troop of boy scouts.

Is that supposed to be funny? That's not something to joke about, I hope a mod intervenes.

[sickler]

gay as a french horn

[Kindred]

Is that supposed to be funny? That's not something to joke about, I hope a mod intervenes.

It wasn't supposed to be funny, not a joke, it's a true story

[jjaycuny]

Is that supposed to be funny? That's not something to joke about, I hope a mod intervenes.

Not a joke.


By the way, is your avatar supposed to be funny? Dumbasses' eating shit, then dying is not something to joke about. I hope a mod intervenes.

[zam77]

Jj is a handsome poster and has perfected art of the horseshoe haircut... great teeth and occasionally sports a moose knuckle.

[poloyol]

JJ is alright

[DwightShrute]

he's as close to a real life Shrek as there is

[Bcatswin]

jj has a ton of pts?

[PhillyFlyers]

Just watch this. it may help...

It's been 2 minutes since the video ended and I'm still crying laughing. I can hardly type right now.

I now understand why the man is a legend here.

JJ, a personality like you deserves your own tv show brah. It would be the #1 rated show in the world within 3 weeks.

My God I'm still laughing.

[caseyman011]

He's a dude who really, really needs to see a dentist to fix those fukked up teeth.

[Salmon Steak]

JJ has long been known as a tough guy. Mess somebody up if they disrespect him. More of a street thug than anything. He can't get in good enough shape to put on the gloves and make the real money. He tries to make cash picking games instead. Could be a big time boxer. From New Jersey for christ sakes. Loves McDonalds too much... guy even had sausage biscuits on christmas morning.

[Antwon1825]

He once used telekinesis to feed his pet fish, naked.

[ChalkyDog]

Also a noob. But from these posts, I can ascertain that jj can only be Bill Brasky in the flesh. It's obvious.

[LotsoCheese]

He looks like an ass clown to me. I don't think I am missing anything either. This is the forum where everyone worships an ass clown.... Unreal!

[Mikail]

The myth of jjgold

[Ez Money 77]

It's been 2 minutes since the video ended and I'm still crying laughing. I can hardly type right now.

I now understand why the man is a legend here.

JJ, a personality like you deserves your own tv show brah. It would be the #1 rated show in the world within 3 weeks.

My God I'm still laughing.

Dude okay that vid was funny, yeah. But can someone please link the thread with JJ asking someone to make a video of themselves naked. OMG this thread has me actually tearing up I was laughing so hard. omg it was so funny. Thanks to whoever posts this.

[GTS925]

The G.O.A.T.

[hawley]

jj will easily be in the top 5 of online personalities

[SBR_John]

[wtf]

He looks like an ass clown to me. I don't think I am missing anything either. This is the forum where everyone worships an ass clown.... Unreal!

maybe we should worship a needle dick butt fuk like you?

now go away phag boy

[hawkwind]

Entertaining and a good laugh or two Thx

[Swinging Johnson]

Once raped by an entire troop of boy scouts.

I hope that clears it up.

[tommygun]

JJ is GOD

[manny24]

jefferey's dad.

[DwightShrute]

You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick JJ ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone