Rate My New Girl Please

**FrozenMAN** · 12-01-11, 09:03 PM

post the answer to my foot related inquiry DOCTA GOLD!!!!!!

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-01-11, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Gritter you clown..your advice hurts me

Tomorrow leaving a voice mail and you boys can rate it meaning my game

This is will be exhibit a when the girl is on the side of a milk carton.

Of milk they got from her on the farm......I kid jj. Good luck. You get a girl and tt inherits 100k in the same week. What's next? Bobby on cover of gq?

**Scorpion** · 12-02-11, 01:33 AM

if u want to get rid of your fukking fish Karol i know a place with crocodiles

**tblues2005** · 12-02-11, 01:49 AM

I give her an 8. I think she has a pretty face and It just depends on the personality and if that is good that should be good for you jjgold.

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

not according to the bullshit u sent to me sir....go get her yourself you bald headed sob lol....but do give me an opinion as to what could be causing pain in my foot......its slightly bruised and feels like stress fracture, but how can one tell if its a stress fracture or strained???

Wet it with coke or go for a foot massage

Frozy its in your fukkin head man

Ok big day...I am not texting but going to leave her a voice message, it has to be perfect

**shock11** · 12-02-11, 09:43 AM

girl lives in Australia.
sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

**BIGDAY** · 12-02-11, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Wet it with coke or go for a foot massage

Frozy its in your fukkin head man

Ok big day...I am not texting but going to leave her a voice message, it has to be perfect

You and your new girl's song...

**wtf** · 12-02-11, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by shock11

girl lives in Australia.
sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

u r such a monumental loser jj

words cannot sum up what a retard u r

**Scorpion** · 12-02-11, 10:02 AM

did she pass the virginity test?

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 10:31 AM

I am ashamed man
I want a girl so bad
It's never going to happen
Inam ugly , bald and small

**Deuce** · 12-02-11, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by shock11

girl lives in Australia. sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

Guy got a full on burial. Unfukkinreal.

**dontbuythehook** · 12-02-11, 10:35 AM

LOL SBR detectives at work, jesus. you guys could land a job making 80k+ a year if you used your mind for something useful

**wtf** · 12-02-11, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am ashamed man
I want a girl so bad
It's never going to happen
Inam ugly , bald and small

u r half a f a g anyway

just go full on gay dude

**Tech N9ne** · 12-02-11, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by shock11

girl lives in Australia. sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

[quote=shock11;12599313 girl lives in Australia. sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia[/quote]

Originally posted by jjgold

I am ashamed man I want a girl so bad It's never going to happen Inam ugly , bald and small

**RealSlimShady** · 12-02-11, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by shock11

girl lives in Australia.
sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

Good detective work, guy. JJ's going to meltdown soon. Complete embarassment and burial coming up.

**Deuce** · 12-02-11, 11:03 AM

I just sent her email with thread. This should get interesting to say the least...

**Tech N9ne** · 12-02-11, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

I just sent her email with thread. This should get interesting to say the least...

**Tech N9ne** · 12-02-11, 11:05 AM

JJ already removed pic from avatar

**wtf** · 12-02-11, 11:10 AM

last week he sends that bizarre PM to everybody on how to "get" shari

now this monumental lie about a fictitious gf

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 11:13 AM

Man all I wanted to be was a stud for 1 week at sbr

I almost pulled it off

You guys thought I was pulling fukkin trim all over the place

I want to be a fukkin stud
One fukkin time

Video later , want to to show you my delivery to a chick

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 11:14 AM

I wish I could be The Seer for 1 fukkin week

I am crying

**doylfish** · 12-02-11, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

subway? Subway is sliced dog meat on fresh bread .. Nothing more... U ever seen the ham there ? Shit looks like spam cut sideways....

Won't touch that shit... Boars head only boss

fyi..the 'ham' is made out of turkey too..wrap your head around that

**RealSlimShady** · 12-02-11, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Man all I wanted to be was a stud for 1 week at sbr

I almost pulled it off

You guys thought I was pulling fukkin trim all over the place

I want to be a fukkin stud
One fukkin time

Video later , want to to show you my delivery to a chick

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-02-11, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by shock11

girl lives in Australia.
sad sad sad story reading about a guy pretending to text and meet this girl that lives in australia

Hilarious! I was hoping someone would reverse image her and catch jj in another lie. Fishdick is starting to really rub off on him.

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 02:03 PM

Read where she originated

I'm from Fort Worth Texas.
Now in Australia

TWO LINKS TO SBR

You guys still do not get it

**King Mayan** · 12-02-11, 02:08 PM

what a dweeb.

**Deuce** · 12-02-11, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Read where she originated

I'm from Fort Worth Texas.
Now in Australia

TWO LINKS TO SBR

You guys still do not get it

Doesn't matter flap jack, you took a shot and got buried.

**jjgold** · 12-02-11, 02:34 PM

Deuce if I pulled this off every fukkin guy at SBR would think I was a stud and banging hot broads

Man I want sexual validation here like you and some of the others

**raiderfootball46** · 12-02-11, 02:39 PM

Lmfao

**Deuce** · 12-02-11, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Deuce if I pulled this off every fukkin guy at SBR would think I was a stud and banging hot broads Man I want sexual validation here like you and some of the others

You see my avatar? You think I pull broads???? ttwarrior has a better shot than I do.

**TPowell** · 12-02-11, 03:24 PM

no way that girl is that fat, come on JJ

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-02-11, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Deuce if I pulled this off every fukkin guy at SBR would think I was a stud and banging hot broads Man I want sexual validation here like you and some of the others

It's about picking winners jj. You want sexual validation go take Bobby to the local Baskin Robbins and get him all hopped up on sugar and have your way. You'll be brahmabull and tr's hero.

**RealSlimShady** · 12-02-11, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wish I could be The Seer for 1 fukkin week

I am crying

You're a barreled in bum, JJ. GTFO.

**Marv001** · 12-02-11, 06:54 PM

You almost pulled it off. Good try jj.

**WhiZzer** · 12-02-11, 07:05 PM

Nice one