Rate My New Girl Please

**mtneer1212** · 11-30-11, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken

Go big or go home.

He went Peter Gabriel on us.

**Al Masters** · 11-30-11, 09:14 AM

JJ, she hangs around the track.

I saw her at the Meadowlands a few days ago, she came in 3rd and paid $3.20.

**Tech N9ne** · 11-30-11, 09:21 AM

Just put a fukkin bag over her head

**Thunder Gulch** · 11-30-11, 09:52 AM

Better lock the fridge before you go to sleep

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-30-11, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Thanks Benny, I am playing it cool today

I will wait and then maybe leave a voice message and you guys can analyze it because I will tape it live in a video

What we really want to hear is the voice mail she leaves you. So dont answer when she calls. Restrain yourself, Slappy.

**flyingillini** · 11-30-11, 01:35 PM

JJ, do you release to her on the phone yet?

**Scoobdog24** · 11-30-11, 01:51 PM

6 1/2, need a better photo. Stop calling her "My girl", you have only met her once. I hope it works out for you, but it probably won't because you are too in to her. Women only want what they can't have, Good Luck man.

**biddy_24** · 11-30-11, 02:15 PM

6.67 out of 10 + your assessment of her personality [max out at 9.0 out of 10] -- I'm a personality man myself but good looks do play a part, also!! Good Luck!!

**jjgold** · 11-30-11, 02:15 PM

Nothing today

I am ready to explode

Its killing me wondering what she is doing

**downsouth** · 11-30-11, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nothing today

I am ready to explode

Its killing me wondering what she is doing

Im sure your doing plenty of exploding on her pic.

**MysteryMung** · 11-30-11, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

JJ, she hangs around the track.

I saw her at the Meadowlands a few days ago, she came in 3rd and paid $3.20.

**wtf** · 11-30-11, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nothing today

I am ready to explode

Its killing me wondering what she is doing

bad news jj

just got pm from trigger, he just nailed her

apparently she likes it doggy style

saves you the embarrassment actually, with your needle dick coupled with her fat ass not much would be penetrated

so you should thank trigger

**Tech N9ne** · 11-30-11, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nothing today

I am ready to explode

Its killing me wondering what she is doing

blowjobs for $5

**lunchbawks** · 11-30-11, 05:37 PM

you talked to a girl once at subway, deem her "MY GIRL" ???
you then proceed to post her pic on sbr for review???

jj is a certified cycopath this is all wrong from square 1!

how about calling her?

**jjgold** · 11-30-11, 05:40 PM

I swear this is not working but I will play hard to get for one more fukkin day

She has me fukkin collared

**ferndog** · 11-30-11, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

1-10.......10 being REAL REAL HOT
Now a few things first we are only talking on phone and texting right now but she still is my girl
She is like 5-3...172 or so, nice fukkin

big legs, big ass but FIRM and HARD
Look at her fukkin smile, like a model
GO

If she makes you happy that's all you need. I'll give her a 6 but hard to tell with that little picture.

**FrozenMAN** · 11-30-11, 07:27 PM

So docta gold, is that shari????

**jjgold** · 11-30-11, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

So docta gold, is that shari????

No Shari is a fukkin brick

My girl is hot

**FrozenMAN** · 11-30-11, 07:35 PM

not according to the bullshit u sent to me sir....go get her yourself you bald headed sob lol....but do give me an opinion as to what could be causing pain in my foot......its slightly bruised and feels like stress fracture, but how can one tell if its a stress fracture or strained???

**dfberger23** · 11-30-11, 07:45 PM

coach remember it is not rape if she is sleeping.

**big joe 1212** · 11-30-11, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

JJ, she hangs around the track.

I saw her at the Meadowlands a few days ago, she came in 3rd and paid $3.20.

**warriorfan707** · 11-30-11, 08:23 PM

I like petite women

**flyingillini** · 11-30-11, 09:26 PM

JJ, can you have her cradle you via skype???? I will paypal you $200 if you get this done... have her cradle you like a newborn toddler, have her rock you in her arms and make sure she takes her thumb and rubs it on your forehead... have her tell you....."it will all be ok".....

**Junkyard Dog** · 11-30-11, 11:44 PM

what a fuckin bricker

**jjgold** · 12-01-11, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

JJ-

I will never forget that time at the Vegas airport when me and my friends saw you in the security line with your hat off. We all laughed so fukkin' hard we thought we would die!

Remember how my one friend began to pelt you with those Sour Patch Kids he was eating? Oh fukk, man.....that was so classic!

I'll never forget the look of sheer horror and embarassment on your face. Your head resembled a shiny penny that day. I remember how you took off running as soon as you made it thru security, and my friend kept chasing after you throwing Sour Patch Kids at your glowing bald dome. FUKK that was awesome!

Thanks for reminding me of this special memory, pal!

.
Its just weird, I get so scared when going through security. The fear is unreal
I always think people are looking and laughing at me

No news guys..laying low with my girl..today I got to do something to show I am interested

**rkelly110** · 12-01-11, 11:14 AM

Just be yourself. Girls like to laugh and you're funny. Be polite and more than anything, show
respect. Put her on a pedestal. Offer to buy her sandwich and sit with her if she will let you.
Ask questions. Where does she work, what kind of car she drives, talk about world events,
let her do the talking. Be a friend 1st, things will fall in line. Be patient.

If she's a 10 to you, that's all that matters, fck everyone else's opinion.

If you're worried about your head, wear a hat. Remember, women could care less about your
looks, they care about what you're made of inside.

**yahoonino** · 12-01-11, 11:32 AM

in my opinion ,,,she is cute,,,,,,

**CarpeDime** · 12-01-11, 12:40 PM

6.5

not great but def would not kick out of bed

**jjgold** · 12-01-11, 07:38 PM

This is not working guys

I backed off like you said and she has not fukkin called

I am pacing all day waiting for something

Now what??

**flyingillini** · 12-01-11, 07:41 PM

JJ, call her up and tell her you want to party with her tonight. Tell her you have nose candy and MDMA. She will be down to party!

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-01-11, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

This is not working guys

I backed off like you said and she has not fukkin called

I am pacing all day waiting for something

Now what??

Go to her house and occupy her front yard. Hold up a sign that says you have free hamburgers. If she doesn't bite, take it up a notch and start chopping off your limbs.

**dfberger23** · 12-01-11, 07:44 PM

Coach invite her out for a casual dinner. After that, give her a ride home in your van. Pull over at some point and just whip it out.

**jjgold** · 12-01-11, 07:54 PM

Gritter you clown..your advice hurts me

Tomorrow leaving a voice mail and you boys can rate it meaning my game

**flyingillini** · 12-01-11, 08:56 PM

JJ, I want you to make a video on x tube releasing to her on the phone..... I will paypal you for the video..... .$395.00

**Sawyer** · 12-01-11, 08:59 PM

7 / 10

Looks cute.

Let us know when you banged her JJ

Hey JJ, can't see the boobs & legs. More photo please!