Rate My New Girl Please

[jjgold]

JJ: Stop listening to other guys having girlfriends and fight to have your own. We know that you're not a dummy. Nothing worthwhile is easy and you're a sucker if you watch the parade go by staring at the wall in your room by yourself. It's no way to live unless you prefer that particular way. (and I don't think that you want to. I think that you're insecure about your looks (persistence and confidence pays off)---you ignore all of my posts because you know that I'm correct.

Wily I refuse to look at myself in mirror unless I am wearing my $2000 rug
I do not like being bald and many of my angry vids are when I am bald
Willy people think your weird when your bald

This mother fukker has not texted me back and now up to 15 texts
Whats going on here?

[irishfan4life28]

damn if she keeps eating subway she might get down to 160 if you like them big you better get her some burger king lol

[Grits n' Gravy]

Wily I refuse to look at myself in mirror unless I am wearing my $2000 rug
I do not like being bald and many of my angry vids are when I am bald
Willy people think your weird when your bald

This mother fukker has not texted me back and now up to 15 texts
Whats going on here?

Take the hint curly and stop texting her. She clearly isn't interested. At 5'3" and 170 she likes dark meat. Go drive down to AC, buy Bobby some ice cream and do what you gotta do.

[Big Bear]

pig in the sheets ???

like this one?

[mw00]

lets not jump the gun here..I have not touched her yet

I texted her 7 times this AM and she texted me back only once

The last message was like this

Mike: hey 7th time I texted you this AM why are you not texting me back???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????

you're doing great, after 2 hours if she still hasnt respond..say you're heading over to her house to check on her.

[Big Bear]

JJ where did you meet your new girlfriend?

[will2survive]

Wily I refuse to look at myself in mirror unless I am wearing my $2000 rug
I do not like being bald and many of my angry vids are when I am bald
Willy people think your weird when your bald

This mother fukker has not texted me back and now up to 15 texts
Whats going on here?

JJ: This is where I can answer you in a serious manner. I have a nice looking face but was balding in my fukking 20's. I wore a hat to hide it. People and family wouldd try to embarrass me and say "take off the hat". It made me feel like crap. In 1997 (I was 26 and had to go to a funeral) I was more worried about my appearance than the person that died and that was WRONG. I felt awful.

I got an office job and shaved my head and said whomever is going to like me for me is going to like me. If someone doesn't, that's their problem. I decided to grow a goatee and women were drawn to me. All of a sudden I was a stud. 2 girlfriends later, I realize that it's what I thought of myself that mattered and this is an era where people except bald people. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, YOU CAN MEET A DECENT LADY IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND POSSIBLY ADJUST TO THE TIMES BY SHAVING HEAD, GOATEE, ETC. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR PERSONALITY. YOUR THE COACH OF SBR. PEOPLE LOVE YOU HERE WHEN YOU ACT NORMAL. PEACE, MAN--WILL2

[Wrecked]

JJ you met her one time at Subway.
Hence, she's not your girl you pathetic freak-show.

[will2survive]

JJ: Read post 77 of your rate your girl thread-ty

It's from me and I mean it in all sincerity. I've been through a lot and know how people feel in situations that aren't to their liking. It's what you think that matters and then that reflects off of you onto other people. As you would say "God bless" and good luck. Remember what you told Landers, "you the man". Well I'm telling you, look in the mirror and realize " you the man". (and of course, you're always the man in SBR) Have faith-JC

[jjgold]

JJ: This is where I can answer you in a serious manner. I have a nice looking face but was balding in my fukking 20's. I wore a hat to hide it. People and family wouldd try to embarrass me and say "take off the hat". It made me feel like crap. In 1997 (I was 26 and had to go to a funeral) I was more worried about my appearance than the person that died and that was WRONG. I felt awful.

I got an office job and shaved my head and said whomever is going to like me for me is going to like me. If someone doesn't, that's their problem. I decided to grow a goatee and women were drawn to me. All of a sudden I was a stud. 2 girlfriends later, I realize that it's what I thought of myself that mattered and this is an era where people except bald people. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, YOU CAN MEET A DECENT LADY IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND POSSIBLY ADJUST TO THE TIMES BY SHAVING HEAD, GOATEE, ETC. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR PERSONALITY. YOUR THE COACH OF SBR. PEOPLE LOVE YOU HERE WHEN YOU ACT NORMAL. PEACE, MAN--WILL2

I almost shaved my head a few times, its hard man

I almost killed a guy 2 years ago for knocking my fukkin hat off at the airport and he did not even mean it
Hate going through security because at have to take it off and I look all over airport to see if anyone looking at me and shake like a fukkin leaf

[mw00]

shave head + get a tan = balding guy's best friend..trust me people will start complimenting you

[will2survive]

I almost shaved my head a few times, its hard man

I almost killed a guy 2 years ago for knocking my fukkin hat off at the airport and he did not even mean it
Hate going through security because at have to take it off and I look all over airport to see if anyone looking at me and shake like a fukkin leaf

They're a person just like you. Just because they have hair doesn't mean squat. Stop worrying about what other people think. My girlfriend is insecure and does the same thing .Fuk the other people and love yourself

[jjgold]

JJ you met her one time at Subway.
Hence, she's not your girl you pathetic freak-show.

fuk you

She just texted me and she was busy.............................man that felt good because I thought she was ignoring me

I am on fukkin tilt here biting my nails


Should I text her back

[PAULYPOKER]

pig in the sheets ??? like this one?

[RealSlimShady]

Wily I refuse to look at myself in mirror unless I am wearing my $2000 rug
I do not like being bald and many of my angry vids are when I am bald
Willy people think your weird when your bald

This mother fukker has not texted me back and now up to 15 texts
Whats going on here?

[jjgold]

I did read it and responded

You got more balls than me

[ttwarrior1]

6 and need full head shot and for her to join sbr

[flyingillini]

JJ, ask her if she wants to roll tonight. Hyna's love Piperz's/Mdma

[Pabinator]

Did you really post her weight & height? JJ your a savage! I love it!

Instead of me rating her, JJ what score do you give her?

[jjgold]

I think she is a 10

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Should I text her back

Yes... 15 times please.

Show her you care!!!

[opie1988]

I almost shaved my head a few times, its hard man
I almost killed a guy 2 years ago for knocking my fukkin hat off at the airport and he did not even mean it
Hate going through security because at have to take it off and I look all over airport to see if anyone looking at me and shake like a fukkin leaf

JJ-

I will never forget that time at the Vegas airport when me and my friends saw you in the security line with your hat off. We all laughed so fukkin' hard we thought we would die!

Remember how my one friend began to pelt you with those Sour Patch Kids he was eating? Oh fukk, man.....that was so classic!

I'll never forget the look of sheer horror and embarassment on your face. Your head resembled a shiny penny that day. I remember how you took off running as soon as you made it thru security, and my friend kept chasing after you throwing Sour Patch Kids at your glowing bald dome. FUKK that was awesome!

Thanks for reminding me of this special memory, pal!

[hels]

Odds that jj never met a girl and this is another of his delusions

Real story +3000
Fake story -3500

[Wrecked]

jj's a virgin -5000
jj's not a virgin +5000

[will2survive]

I think she is a 10

JJ: She kind of looks like Blair from that show Facts of Life

[will2survive]

JJ-

I will never forget that time at the Vegas airport when me and my friends saw you in the security line with your hat off. We all laughed so fukkin' hard we thought we would die!

Remember how my one friend began to pelt you with those Sour Patch Kids he was eating? Oh fukk, man.....that was so classic!

I'll never forget the look of sheer horror and embarassment on your face. Your head resembled a shiny penny that day. I remember how you took off running as soon as you made it thru security, and my friend kept chasing after you throwing Sour Patch Kids at your glowing bald dome. FUKK that was awesome!

Thanks for reminding me of this special memory, pal!

Okay Opie, now I know what you mean when you say that you like to joke around and your wife get's on your case for it.lol

[Grits n' Gravy]

Come on Dax and John get the jj props up already.

[celtics12]

this has to be a joke right? no one can seriously be this stupid. who would text a girl 15 times in a day without a response, and then wonder what is going wrong? holy shit

[Ernie Mccracken]

this has to be a joke right? no one can seriously be this stupid. who would text a girl 15 times in a day without a response, and then wonder what is going wrong? holy shit

This is a tool JJ uses to identify hamburgers. Whoever is dumb enough to fall for a troll this obvious cannot be a winning capper.

[opie1988]

JJ: She kind of looks like Blair from that show Facts of Life

I was thinking more like Natalie.

[TR88]

gold is living la vida loca

[MysteryMung]

I like how you got her exact height and weight from one meeting at Subway.

[beerman2619]

JJ your girl does kind of resemble Natalie off facts of life nice work kojack

[Kadinni]

big girls can be fun.

[Kadinni]

Wily I refuse to look at myself in mirror unless I am wearing my $2000 rug
I do not like being bald and many of my angry vids are when I am bald
Willy people think your weird when your bald

This mother fukker has not texted me back and now up to 15 texts
Whats going on here?

Stop creeping her out man. Girls hate needy guys and its exactly what youre showing. You might be thinking youre showing her you care about her and youre thinking about her by blowing up her phone, but trust me. She is talking to her self thinking youre being a lil over agressive. It will get her thinking about the future and eventually she will cut you off completely. Just be chill about the situation, you need to come off as if she wants you rather than you wanting her.

Girls LOVE what they cant get.