List The Crimes You've Gotten Away With

**Swinging Johnson** · 11-03-11, 11:28 AM

I taped a Patriots game without the express written consent of the NFL....but I was able to get the permission of the affiliates after a series of exhausting phone calls and faxes.

**BIGDAY** · 11-03-11, 11:30 AM

Everytime I go tailgating before football games. The heck with those porta-poties! Just open up the truck door and go inbetween the truck and the door.

Public Urination. Guilty.

**beefcake** · 11-03-11, 11:31 AM

Threw rotten fruit at homeless people when I was a teenager.Pissed behind a stairwell at the airport concourse in Miami. Got head from a a prostitute with a friend after throwing fruit at homeless people,participated in trashing a hotel room during new years 1998 in the ATL.

**No coincidences** · 11-03-11, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

called in a CC as stolen when i had really gone to an ATM and took out as much cash as possible.

Originally posted by Brock Landers

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

You are a degenerate in every sense of the word.

**PharaohUB** · 11-03-11, 12:17 PM

When I was in high school we took the Drivers Ed car for a joy ride... at 3 AM.

**dfberger23** · 11-03-11, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I taped a Patriots game without the express written consent of the NFL....but I was able to get the permission of the affiliates after a series of exhausting phone calls and faxes.

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Everytime I go tailgating before football games. The heck with those porta-poties! Just open up the truck door and go inbetween the truck and the door.

Public Urination. Guilty.

+1, fuk porta-poties.

**PAULYPOKER** · 11-03-11, 01:00 PM

Government agencies can find out identity of anyone of us who catch their investigating eye.................

**19th Hole** · 11-03-11, 01:07 PM

Guilty...
My biggest crime was wasting time
in this thread.

**robmpink** · 11-03-11, 01:22 PM

I once let a donkey sleep in my bath tub after 5:00 while living in omaha.

**ttwarrior1** · 11-03-11, 01:58 PM

this thread would be good if kids didnt lie

**Brock Landers** · 11-03-11, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by No coincidences

You are a degenerate in every sense of the word.

i'll take that as a compliment

**Cougar Bait** · 11-03-11, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

this thread would be good if kids didnt lie

Warrior what have you done?

**Inkwell77** · 11-04-11, 05:39 PM

Have a friend who went to jail for punching a police horse while tailgating. The cop got off the horse and asked why he committed the crime and dude said, "well I wasn't going to hit you"

**ThaTopMoron** · 11-04-11, 05:47 PM

Littering.

Speeding.

Drinking and driving.

Running red lights.

Passing in a double line area.

do any of these count

Ok ok... one day I was fukkn pissed at Wal-Mart retard employees not helping me out so I fukkn stole some batteries

I am the worst criminal ever

...town is too small here, everybody finds out who did what and I like a clean reputation.

forgot to add: Media pirate... I DL all music, movies and tv shows so i can watch em on my own time. I wait for the BR rips of movies I like and then back them up and watch em in HD with PS3 and big HDTV... I buy maybe 1-5 movies a year lol they get enough money ripping ppl off

2nd edit: didn't think of this till just read other posters but couple years back hadn't been laid in months so went to hotel and used escort service... girl was not as good as advertised on the phone of course.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 11-04-11, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

i'll take that as a compliment

Don't...if you don't believe in karma, you might want to because it's eventually gonna get you

**MendozaLine** · 11-04-11, 06:03 PM

nothing serious.

A Few Fights
Drugs
Underage Drinking
Fuking 16 year olds when I turned 18
Underage Tobacco Usage

**ThaTopMoron** · 11-04-11, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

called in a CC as stolen when i had really gone to an ATM and took out as much cash as possible.

I like this one.

A time may come when I need to do this, so I saved it just now in my notepad document titled "quick cash when broke as fukk in the future"

I am prepared.

But I'm sure if you do this more than once... would alert suspicion pretty quickly, even if its two different CC from entirely different banks.

**ThaTopMoron** · 11-04-11, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

find an ATM with no camera...withdraw as much as you can...call your CC company and say the card got stolen with the pin number in your wallet...not a thing they can or will do besides waive the charges

how long did you wait from being at the ATM till you called the CC company with the story?

maybe use an ATM that has video but just wear old baggy cloths, an old dirty ball cap and sunglasses.. to be disguised and then dump all clothes hat and glasses after you leave ATM

**Cougar Bait** · 11-05-11, 07:21 AM

Moron you should be careful

Brock is a real criminal

What else have you done Brock, we know there's more

**thechaoz** · 11-05-11, 12:51 PM

Worst idea for a thread ever?

**Brock Landers** · 11-05-11, 01:00 PM

CC and insurance fraud is all I can claim LOL

**Kindred** · 11-05-11, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Lots if talk around here

Let's see who the real gangsters are

The criminals who get away with crimes are the ones who know how to keep their mouths shut. Real gangsters don't talk about being gangsters

**Cougar Bait** · 11-05-11, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

CC and insurance fraud is all I can claim LOL

Brock you robbed the books with Iowa today

**Emily_Haines** · 11-05-11, 03:49 PM

Smashed my car through a phone booth just like in the movies. Except the thing didn't fly apart like they do on TV. It was anchored down with a big metal pole and when the thing flipped up the corner hit on the roof of my car and put in a huge hole. Could have killed myself if it happened over the driver seat. Car only worked for another half a mile before it konked out. But it was far enough to get away with it.

**Pew Pew** · 11-05-11, 04:29 PM

Emily are you fat?

**Emily_Haines** · 11-05-11, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Pew Pew

Emily are you fat?

5'6
325 lbs

all muscle

**ncat12** · 11-05-11, 05:27 PM

Not sure that the stat.of limit. has fully expired ,......although is there more than one that never expires?

**Demonata** · 11-05-11, 05:37 PM

Nope.

**unluckysob** · 11-05-11, 05:41 PM

got my driver license in 1964.----QUICK MATH---drove drunk approx. 15,000 times----caught 4 times.

**Emily_Haines** · 11-05-11, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by unluckysob

got my driver license in 1964.----QUICK MATH---drove drunk approx. 15,000 times----caught 4 times.

14996 good times is well worth a little temporary pain

**FrozenMAN** · 11-06-11, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

filed a report that my golf clubs were stolen then pocketed the cash from the insurance company, 1500 bux the easy way

Originally posted by Brock Landers

called in a CC as stolen when i had really gone to an ATM and took out as much cash as possible.

Originally posted by Brock Landers

find an ATM with no camera...withdraw as much as you can...call your CC company and say the card got stolen with the pin number in your wallet...not a thing they can or will do besides waive the charges

you are truly the most disgusting piece of trash worthless mother ******* turd ever created......

and you wonder why you're constantly broke and a **** up...KARMA dude..

and he preaches this with pride....i hope they nail ya again like with the credit union

you're a stupid **** and easily the dumbest on the site

**frizzelli** · 11-06-11, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

you are truly the most disgusting piece of trash worthless mother ******* turd ever created...... and you wonder why you're constantly broke and a **** up...KARMA dude.. and he preaches this with pride....i hope they nail ya again like with the credit union you're a stupid **** and easily the dumbest on the site

Shut your goof mouth you bitter mutherfukker you are always riding this guy you obsession is weird.

**Brock Landers** · 11-06-11, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

you are truly the most disgusting piece of trash worthless mother ******* turd ever created...... and you wonder why you're constantly broke and a **** up...KARMA dude.. and he preaches this with pride....i hope they nail ya again like with the credit union you're a stupid **** and easily the dumbest on the site

phuck you